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Why do Americans smell like poop and refuse to use bidets? Americans only wipe their assholes with a thin piece of dry paper so their buttholes are always dirty and full of dingleberries.
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I-Is this true Americans?
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Actually I step into the shower and wash my butt instead of wiping.
No more stinky residoodoo left for me!
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>>26330204
I poop in the shower and smush it down the drain, it's way more hygenic
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>>26330204
Baby wipes desu
Also if I had an ass fountain I'd definitely use it
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>having water sprayed up your ass

What fucking faggots have this?
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>>26330204
shit, shower, shave is the american way. no need for pansy ass bidets.
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when people think im deep in thought with my finger to my mouth, im really just savoring the smell of my fetid ass
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>>26330391
Clean people
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>>26330204
Can you adjust the water temp on one?
>warm water blasting against your butthole
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>>26330360
I waffle stomp as well.
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>>26330445
i was kidding, you're a disgusting degenerate, your parents are disappointed with you and ashamed, you should end it now.
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I shit, wipe then shower. You can't smell peoples' shit on their ass unless you're a bloodhound
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>>26330204

Joke's on you OP, I only shit in the shower.
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>>26330413

oh my fucking god I do this too
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>>26330204

>he doesn't know what it's like to ghost poop
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I do not get this thread. Bidets are not common in any country. Bidets are for a richer class of people in each country. Normally people know how to wipe their ass without wasting water, but if you have the money you may get a bidet installed to make it easier. I am not American, that is why I am confused why you made this thread? I think in France it may be more common or something but it still costs extra.
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>>26330597
Americans are also fat and sweat a lot so they're extra smelly.
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>26330597
Get a load of this poorfag oh fuck im over here laughing at u mate
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>>26330467
Swamp ass. Moisture carries scents farther
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>>26330639
>fat
The average bf% among white males in the U.S. is ~15%. BMI is a meme.
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Britfag here. I don't have a bidet, but would definitely use one if I had one. Oh well.
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>>26330423
Faggots then.
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>>26330385
Baby wipes fuck up sewers pretty bad though.
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