Feeling your age?

>>26330020
I hate sucking cock

>>26330020

Comes around sooner than you think eh?

The years of your twenties go by in such a flash...

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>>26330020
>mom is getting old

>>26330048
20s is gone 30s is gone, death is tomorrow

>>26330020
>mfw 28
>>can still pass for 18

feels good m8s

>>26330085
My sides thanks dick licker

>>26330020
We? Suck it easy old fag

28; don't feel 28, though. I still feel like I'm 21-22.

>>26330079

Tomorrow is today.

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>>26330054

> both your parents will likely die before you

inb4 "i hate my parents"

>>26330216
I hate my parents
>your inb4 did nothing to stop me

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>>26330054
When your mother has grown older,
When her dear, faithful eyes
no longer see life as they once did,
When her feet, grown tired,
No longer want to carry her as she walks

Then lend her your arm in support,
Escort her with happy pleasure.
The hour will come when, weeping, you
Must accompany her on her final walk.

And if she asks you something,
Then give her an answer.
And if she asks again, then speak!
And if she asks yet again, respond to her,
Not impatiently, but with gentle calm.

And if she cannot understand you properly
Explain all to her happily.
The hour will come, the bitter hour,
When her mouth asks for nothing more.

Adolf Hitler, 1923.

>physically 20
>mentally 14
Just fuck my shit up senpai.

After turning 24.

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>only child
>have seen three of your dogs die
>my remaining dog just turned 16
>has all these cancerous warts on her body, going deaf/blind, can barely hold her bodily fluids/shit in her anymore
>wake up to one of the big warts spilling blood all over the house

>Dad turns 67 next week
>I can see his constant worry about bills and keeping a roof over our heads

>randomly start thinking about what's going to happen on the day they both die
>start to die even more on the inside

>>26330048

Protip: the 30s go faster and, I'd imagine, 40s faster still.

Life is a free-fall from an unknown height. No chute, no brakes, no pause button. Drink it in. There is no time to waste mourning what we missed.

>>26330535
>also an only child
>dad is 66 and turns 67 this year
>lost 2 dogs, a Bouvier and a loyal Schnautzer

Not even kidding.

>>26330751
>67 year old dad.

How many more decades can he last?

2? 1.5?

>>26331781
More likely to be 1. Already had cancer twice.

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>turned thirty this week
>take mom to the doctor today.
>so who will be taking you home today? (to my mom)
>my daughter
>are you sure you're old enough to drive? (to me)
>tfw uncontrollable sobs disguised as laughter.

>be 25.
>about to drive to work
>mom "are you ready to drive on icy roads yet? Maybe I should drive you?"

>>26330361
Fuck you this is not a bad feels thread