wagecucks in bed edition
how easy is it to borrow 500(or 1000, which seems to be the minimum) from the bank if you were welfare scrounging for 6 months and finally got your first paycheck?
bank knows I splurged 9000quid in 6 months on hedonistic shit.
Now I just need a flat sum of money to do a deposit to change living areas, I can easily afford it but I don't want to wait another month cause fuck 1 hour commutes.
Making about 1500 gross a month.
>in debt of about 1k
>have payday loan debt
>want a job asap
>cant get loan
>bad credit score now
>dont want to end up in court and shit for not being able to pay
Ive thought about suicide because of this
Should I be this worried or am I stupid?
>have to ring uni tomorrow
>90% chance I'll be kicked out
>tfw don't want to go to sleep or nap as that means tomorrow will come quicker
Anyone know anything about this? I've completed two years so I'll get something for that, right? Can I use that and get a proper degree later on at a different uni? I doubt I'd get a loan again from student finance so i'm going to have to save up by staying with my parents for 4-5 years before I can go back.
Or am I just fucked if I get kicked out now with no chance of ever getting a proper degree?
GET THE FUCK OUT AND INTO BED BRITS
ITS AMERICAPOSTING TIME
Who /cantsleep/ here
I'm eating weetabix and watching anime desu
That's the plan. Going to tell them I need some time off and see what they say.
But honesty it doesn't look good because of my grades. They've been extremely poor this uni year. I've spent days just lying in bed not wanting to get out and work. I can't get higher than a 2.2 and if they decide to cap my second semester too, since technically I've started it, I won't be getting that either. Just a 3rd, which is fucking pointless.
I think i'm fucked desu lads. Honesty going to end up on bennies at this rate. I've lost control of my life and it's not even 4am yet. Don't even have any chocolate pudding to eat.
Thanks for replying though mate. How are you doing tonight lad?
The debt doesn't really scare me. You don't start paying it off properly until you reach a certain income. If you only earn less than 21k and more than 17.5K, you only have to pay back one pound a month kek. Then it gets written off eventually. Uni debt is one of the better 'debts' to be in.
Yeah, I'm still classified as being on the 'old band finance system' by my university.
Lucky, but I couldn't do anything with it since I'm being kicked out anyway. Just need to look at the bright side. Maybe I'll be able to find some kind of stress free job now. I did a placement year in my industry. The pay was good but the stress was huge. Even I felt the stress as an intern. The guy who took me under his wing at the office was on 50k but he looked like he had the life sucked out of him. He looked tired of life despite only being in his 30's, like an stereotypical office drone.
I don't know, if I can't even get through uni stress and or intern stress, I don't stand a chance. I can't be a normie, no matter how hard I try or want to be.
Really sorry for all the blog post lads. Just feeling heavy feels right now. Only slept like 2 hours today.
a family member who i barely ever see has cancer and i have to go and see her soon
i know it sounds selfish but i really dont want to, only because other family members who i barely know but people expect me to know will be there and im socially inept, also i'll have no idea what to say to her
fucking shittin em lads, feel bad about it though
>Eating coco pops at 4am
I've lost control of my life.
>tfw you finish a hard xcom mission as well as a sub-mission with all squad members surviving after pulling off some awesome tactical maneuvers and some lucky AI movement
Whew lads, im glad your here.
So much for fixing my sleep schedule.
What am I supposed to do?
no one understands google better than siri
>stand in front of me or don't water the bonsai
needing an ego and yes imma light big itch bitch er sorry an all that
I am 100 percenting some of my N64 games, I posted about it yesterday as well. Currently doing Mario 64, OoT and Lylat Wars.
I am also playing Sunless Sea on my laptop which is pretty comfy.
obviously job agencie sites are a good place start, failing that just research local security firms and email them seeing if they have any positions in X category.
usually these types of jobs are called "cctv operator" "cctv operative" or sometimes "control room operative"
the one I was looking at was in bristol, i can link you if you want
>hurr durr I'm not retarded I wanna live off basically nothing every fortnight idiot xD
Nigga you're dumb as fuck, sat at home crying because he has nothing to do, I'm shitposting whilst eating breakfast then I'm going to shower and then I'm going to my job like a good little wagcuck to earn Moore in one day than you do in 2 week
Nah the truth is you're just too thick/lazy to get employed, have a nice day being bored anyway lad
Nevermind I found it, the one based in Yate right?
Thing is, I am also from Bristol, so I am going to apply to that job now and probably get it ahead of you. This what happens when you try to help people, anon.
Good luck in your job hunt!
>hurr durr I'm not retarded I wanna live off basically nothing every fortnight idiot xD
I live off of my savings m8. I'm not even signed on.
Have a nice day at work though sounds like you really enjoy it!
It doesn't matter I have enough experience to get to the interview and I am amazingly charismatic in interviews, once I get to the interview stage it is all over for the other contestants desu.
Lads I think I robbed a fish and chip shop once.
>be 15/16 years old
>building a sort of club house behind one of my friend's houses
>need to get some furniture for it
>friend lives just outside of really rough part of town
>go into rough part of town
>see a chippy with some lawn furniture outside for people to eat on
>walk into chippy with about 10 of us
>ask the little Chinese man behind the counter if he is using the furniture
>he says no
>we ask if we can have it then
>he says yes
>carry all the chippy's lawn furniture back to the den
At the time I thought nothing of it because we are all nice middle class boys, but I realised in that part of town with that many of us in his shop he probably thought we would do him in if he said no so just let us take them out of fear. We thought he genuinely didn't need want his furniture anymore.
I do enjoy my job though lol, your savings won't last long and living at home with mummy and daddy is nothing to be proud of, its funny how you tried to reverse the have a nice day, because I know you're going to be sat home miserable as fuck, you're asking /britfeel/ for ideas on what should occupy your time today, how pathetic can you get?
>it's a wagecuck vs neets episode
Lets face it, both options have their ups and downs.
Only best option is to be a mega rich neet with practically unlimited money where you can do anything. None of is here are going to come close to that.
>mfw normies say that if they won the lottery they'd still go to work because they 'enjoy' it
If I won the lotto I'd probably just move somewhere secluded and work out a lot for a year or two. Get call girls and just lay low. Man I should've won the lottery now that I think about it
I wouldn't know what the fuck to do with myself if I quit work. I don't have any hobbies or interests to fill the time with, I'm too scared to socialise and money won't fix that, and I'd be too worried about running out that I'd be loathe to ever splurge on stuff.
I'd be a terrible lottery winner.
kek, yes that's one of them
do you think I would be help you if I was opposed to you applying for it. I already said I'm in college for months and the likelyhood is that they need someone immediately.
Yeah I guess you're right huh. I guess I'll have to find another way to get ridiculously rich then..
Making my house famous Mushroom Stroganoff tonight, due to popular demand
Fuck I don't get bennies in my country unless I'm a black, obese, criminal. Plenty of drugs though. Just got an oz of skywalker so happy to have weed again. Tough getting alcohol in a 21+ country with dwindling 21+ friends.
>Fuck I don't get bennies in my country
You're in for some rough times senpai.
Would you guys have a civil war already so I can come over and volunteer and at the same time runaway from my dead end life?
Plenty of offers of benises and boipussy from the California homosex but so far I've declined every time. I'm... s-skurd.
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, old worlder.
y u do dis to yourself
they prey on the desperate and the ignorant
they make their money from exploitation
ask some friends and family for some money to pay off the debt and apply for as many jobs as you possibly can
make applying for jobs a job
>can't get a loan
why would you want ANOTHER loan if you're in debt and just got one
get your shit together
again: 1. borrow money from friends and family to pay off debt
2. apply for every job you can to pay them back
you'll be alright anon
think things through please
I've been thinking about joining the Peshmerga in Iraq for funzies and because I don't have shit else to do. According to our governments fighting alongside the Kurds is illegal if you do it in Syria but not Iraq. PKK commies ect.
>complaining about manchildren on /r9k/
I'm literally lmaoing at your life right now tbqh family
It's the year of the Monkey and they are coming to our shore.
My Grandad died last week and I've completely lost all my appetite. All I've eaten the past 2 days is 2 packets of beefy Seabrook's. I don't want to do myself an injury, I just can't find any motivation to cook or eat.
I'm 26 and this is the first proper death I've experienced, I've had relatives die before but never any important ones.
Mates I am loving this stormy weather
Think I am going to do my finances, have a shower, cook some lunch and then play some more vidya
it's really expensive to move out these days nigga
if you're on minimum wage and live with your parents it's fairly good money. if you move out and are on minimum wage then suddenly you will notice how little you really make, unless you work crazy long hours or lots of overtime. then you have no free time and are living to work. or you could live with a gf and split the bills, but if you're not a virgin you should get out right now.
I think I'm gonna vanish for a while soon. I have this incredibly bitter feeling of wanting to waste some of my remaining savings just getting away from everything and going to some B&B somewhere for a while. I'm so, so tired
Morning lads, here's my waifu~
someone just said fuck her right in the pussy on the wright stuff lmao
>use hair removal cream
>leave it on for 5 minutes
>scrape it off using a spatula
>shave with a razor and shaving cream or shower gel
>apply skin moisturiser afterwards
>wax later on
wtf is this shit
everyone does it ffs
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well yes butI just feel quite strange, might be because I just woke up from a very vivid dream but I can't remember any of it
waiting for a fedex parcel to arrive which means i can't get in the shower nor can i wank
it also said on the track website it could be here as late as 6pm and i need to walk my wan wan ffs
this is killer
>have a favourite film
>want to share it with friends
>pretend that I haven't seen it before, suggest watching it
>"this is boring, nothing happens it's just a lot of talking"
>"put something good on"
>"how long until it ends"
Should've known desu.
Is there a worse feeling gals?
I keep hearing normies say that you can't run away from your problems but is that actually true?
I feel like most of my problems stem from the fact that I live in a shitty town in the north east, I have a boring job, no prospects, the weather is always shit and I hate everyone in this town.
does junlad reciprocate your feelings?
I'm in love with Azusa lad
There probably should have been a comma there
I'm in love with Azusa, lad
For the most part I also hate myself so it's okay
Don't appreciate you trying to illegitamise my love for my waifu tbqhwy lad
It's Poleaboo, i'm one of the girls he liked. At first I hated it, but I can't get him out of my mind. After all of this I think I am in love with him but I think he would be too angry at me to reciprocate. I lurk here because I found out he comes here and sometimes talk to him. Maybe one day I will gain the courage I need to try and sort things out and start a new relationship with him. Sigh </3
i've never watched anime before but why are dogs on britfeel called wan wans? it's a great name desu
i'm assuming it's something to do with anime anyway
i like all the qt things posted on here about anime but i still don't have the desire to watch it yet
maybe one day
Entirely depends on what your problems are. Where you live is an important factor, some places can just suck the life out of you.
Save up and go abroad for a while.
Izuko Gaen is a qt
if you destroy my halos though i'll have no energy or motivation to do anything let alone watch anime
even moreof a broken human bean
He's not the one telling you to grow up though. He is perfectly happy with the immaturity of posting on r9k, you are trying to promote maturity while posting here. That is hypocritical.
Lads, after meeting a few guys in a pub and you got on well at what point is it socially acceptable to meetup anywhere apart from the pub, or to add them on Facebook?
I don't do the football, I hear that's where you ask people to next then what else do you invite them too? Dinner? I don't want to become the gay
Being from the South West is nothing like being from the south. The South is basically london or those posh cunt counties around it. We have more in common with Cumbria than London, minus the flooding.
It's all fun and games in generals until it start becoming a circlejerk over one faggot the majority hates.
>but shoutanon is just as bad
He didn't trip at first. Tilde has to trip like an attention faggot.
Tilde literally posts once or twice a thread with completely inoffensive stuff. Shoutanon spergs out constantly, demands attention and throws tantrums when he doesn't get it.
Tilde is a nice person. Shoutanon is a twat. Is this really hard to understand?
I don't have shouting voices, its more like a soft murmuring in the background telling me that I'm a failure. It goes away for a bit if I do something good, but always comes back after a couple of hours.
It's a "giving tripfags the attention they want by bitching about them" episode.
fucking hand/wrist is killing me lads
think when I was drunk from the pub I fell over when I was going to bed and stuck my hand out and fell on it.
left hand so not as bad if it was mouse hand, but I use my left for fapping so now it hurts to fap...
I love that song Sunday Bloody Sunday. Really encapsulates that horrible feeling of it being sunday. You know, waking up early, cutting the grass, taking the bins out, having to get ready for work on monday. If there's one good thing Ireland has produced, it's U2. They really blew up after that.
...sorry, I suppose you're probably tired of hearing about things "blowing up". How about a change of subject? So tell us, just how many people died in the great famine?
He probably wasn't alive for that.
This one the other hand..
he gets attention anyway from his little bumboy crew so why not make it clear he isn't welcome?
reminder this is what Tilde's teeth look like
Who /skidmarks/ here? Recently I seem to be finding more and more skidmarks in my undies. Am I just not wiping enough or do I genuinely have some kind of arse problem?
Somebody please help me, it's absolutely disgusting. Every time I go to fap, I take off my underwear and see loads of brown stains in the arse area, then realise I've just placed my bare, unclean arse on my bed. I'm probably going to catch some sort of 17th century illness from doing this.
>mfw you don't even know Alan Partridge
Thanks for reminding me to brush mine, m80.
>he doesn't want to cum inside tildesluts boipussy
Fucking this. They're only still part of Britain because they're a bunch of Britaboos. Whenever I encounter a Northern Irish person, I always view them as Irish rather than British anyway. They'll never be British in my eyes
>I can safely say we're paedo ring free
No you can't. No-one was claiming Rotherham was a Mecca for Paedos before it all came out. Wouldn't trust our police as far as I can throw them.
>Eh, I'm a southerner. I don't give a shit about what happens in Rotherham. I can safely say we're paedo ring free, for now.
Fairly hairy. I wouldn't say it's mammoth-tier but it's certainly on the higher end of the scale. I do wash my arse, but clearly not enough.
A bidet would be cool. But I'd probably get too excited and try to put it inside me.
Is there any way they'll let me go to uni even if I never did anything past GCSE level? I need to find an excuse to avoid wageslaving for a bit andI figure if I could enroll on a 3 year uni course that'd be a good way to kill some more time and I'd be 27 by the time I finish so will have managed to do a good chunk of my life.
Well desu I kind got hit with a load of shit around november (ill all the time, depression hit like a truck) so I've been avoiding them because I'm scared as fuck. I've started trying to get into contact with them to see if I can unfuck myself before it's too late. It's not really 'restarting' per se, it's more like you leaving with a guaranteed place (you still have the 3+1 rule working and it'll count as a failed year). As far as I'm aware, it's possible assuming the uni lets you (there's room on the course and they accept why you didn't turn up). You can always just reapply through UCAS although the deadline has passed for 2016 entry.
Can't answer your question but I wouldn't advise getting in thousands of bongs worth of debt so you can avoid having a job. It's what I did, and now that I've been out of uni for a year I can see that I was only delaying the horrible, inevitable truth.
Don't bother with uni, think of what you'd like to do and start researching how to achieve it.
>Homeless cousin crashing at mum's house
>Leeches off our food and resources and constantly asks to borrow money
>Breaks the news to us that she's preggers again
>Mum is too kind-hearted to kick her out
I just want to live my NEET life in peace.
>Don't bother with uni, think of what you'd like to do and start researching how to achieve it.
I just want to get life finished with as quickly as possible desu. I've found having a job makes time drag. I'd be happy to just teleport til when I am 80 and then die.
If you were to kill yourselves, how would you do it?
The Japanese are absolute madmen. Although quite rare, people there still kill themselves by seppuku (stabbing themselves in the abdomen with a blade and basically yanking it from left to right)
Miserable way to go if you ask me but it's pretty cool. Hard to imagine that a Jap a few centuries ago decided "yep, this is a pretty good way to off myself, lets make sure it catches on"
Anyway I think if I was to kill myself I'd hang myself I think. Whether I choke myself out with the rope or go for the quick neck snap is hard to decide
aw man, my life is so fucked up. at least i can post Jun everyday.
I'd really like to kill myself with a gun desu, as long as I do it right, it should be over pretty quickly, just got to avoid surviving really.
I think I'd like to fuck someone else over my leaving my body somewhere inconvenient.
No, it's not mine, I'm a faggot.
She's jumping from beta to beta. Basically, she'll find anyone who can give her weed, then latch onto them like a lamprey and drain their sanity until they kick her out.
That's what I thought too, but I'm not brave enough for suicide. I just don't want you to piss away your life like I did, only to wake up one day and realise that you wanted more, but now it's too late.
Aim high, put in the work and then lower your expectations, not the other way round.
>"THIS OTHER NEETS LEECHING OFF MY LEECHED RESOURCES RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Imagine if you were a thief and then another thief came and stole your already stolen goods.
memes aside, we don't actually have sex. just anime and chill. maybe some unironic hug or cuddle sometime.
i would do gay stuff with him for the record, but i'm not going to push the issue.
trying to get tilde round first, get in line. I would do a public Hampshire/south meet sometime if lads are actually interested. and he is a really nice very underweight manlet.
i'm almost 22, i think he is 18.
>very nice underweight manlet
Anon stop making me so hard.....
>Look Mum, look Dad, I don't just sit around at home doing nothing, I'm writing poetry!
>the same three or four grossly overweight bald 40somethings posting anime pictures and being all kawaii to each other
I don't really care desu.
Life is shit so I dropped out. It's like suicide but without the commitment.
need to go into town and get a haircut and see if dominos have any delivery jobs but now i'm feeling lazy and lethargic
also scared of what the normie hairdressers questions will be like what i do and when i say i'm neet what if they ask why
i've putting this trip off for like a week now though
motivate me pls lads
I don't normally like yank comedies because I feel they're too slapstick or they appeal too much to retards but Always Sunny is one of the good ones.
One of my favourites is when they trick Dee into thinking she's a famous comedian and Dennis confesses his love to her. The best part is right at the end
>Mac: Hah, we burned you Dee!
>Dennis: Y-Yeah and I was totally in on it
>Charlie: You weren't
>Dennis: I was kinda part of it
>Charlie: Nope, no you definitely weren't
Dennis walks out
>"Well, he's probably going to kill himself"
D.E.N.N.I.S system is a good one
>What are you guys doing here?
>Well you see, I use my own system called the M.A.C system. Move in after completion
>Well what about you, Frank?
>I'm here for the scraps, I'm after Mac
At the old pub tbqh lads, regulars seem happy to see me
I'm in the same position anon, I'm going to find a salon in the middle of town where no one knows me I think. I hope something can be done with my hair to make it look nice, I know you can do it anon
have to go see my doc after a year on disability bennies for anxiety n depressions and a year on sertraline, hes gunna ask why i have made 0 progress to being a functioning human being after several months of therapy, what do i do?
I'D SAY ABOUT 30 MIN TOTAL
AND IF I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING I'M GOING TO DO IT RIGHT
LADS... WHY OH WHY ARE THE STAFF AT THE JOB CENTRE SO RETARDED? AND I'M TALKING ACTUAL DOWNIES THAT STINK OF DRY SHIT.
I NEEDED A LETTER FOR SOMETHING AND I DIDN'T REALISE THEY'D PUT THE FUCKING DATE MY CLAIM STARTED IN THE FUTURE. THE FUCKING USELESS FAT CUNTS... APPARENTLY MY CLAIM STARTED SOMETIME IN OCTOBER OF 2016... HOW IN THE FUCK DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE A JOB AND I DON'T? ALSO, ONE OF THE STAFF STUCK OUT HIS GREASY LOOKING UNWASHED HAND AS IF TO TRY AND COAX ME INTO EXTENDING MINE AND SHAKING IT, EXCHANGING PLEASANTRIES... I LOOKED HIM DEAD IN THE EYE AND HE FUCKING GENUINELY QUIVERED. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB, I CAN'T DEAL WITH THESE USELESS FUCKS ANY LONGER
At least you're honest mate, its really not that much of a scary place out there though, stop watching the news and listening to the media would be my advice, then of course, jus bee urself :^)
I'm trying my best to get a job right now but it's so difficult leaving the house, I have that thing where I think everyone is staring at me and hates me which I can't get over. I'll do my best though anon ^_^
I have perfectly fine social skills, to be honest mate. It just really pissed me off and I needed to rant. How can they fuck something so simple up, so badly? Especially when if I fucked up a date in a similar way they'd fucking sanction me for a year. Honestly, you can't be working a government job and still fucking up important dates on official government documents that can literally be the deciding factor in whether someone has money to eat or not.
Some poor fuck has probably gone hungry before because the overweight, morally bankrupt, dumb fat and ugly cunts at the job centre filled out a form wrong because they were too busy thinking about stuffing their fat fucking faces with junk food or who's going to win the on xfactor.
Fuck these cunts. The only time in my life I've ever wanted to kick someone in the teeth was while I've been in the jobcentre.
>go to the pub
>mate orders guinness
>have to wait around because it takes forever
How can people stand the stuff?
>the overweight, morally bankrupt, dumb fat and ugly cunts at the job centre
Why are literally all Job Center employees like this? Al of the one's at the JC near me are exactly as you describe and everyone else who talks about them describes them the same.
They are like a new race of subhuman slug women.
SHOW US YOUR DAMN BOIPUSSY AND ARMPITS ALREADY
sound very nice big T, wish i was snuggled up with you.
Post what you've done so far today lads
>Took the bins out
>Argued with a wagecuck on here
>Played Super Mario 64 for a bit
>Had a wank
>Did my finances and budget for the month
>Replied to some emails
>Had a shower
>Tidied my room
>Took the bins back in
>Went to the shop
>Came back and cleaned the kitchen
Now I am going to play some PS3 for a bit and wait for my dad to get home. I want to have a few beers but I might need to cook him tea because my mum is away for a few days, but it is just steak so he might cook it himself.
Pretty productive day tbqh.
comments like that make me wish i did know you lad.
>Why are literally all Job Centre employees like this?
It's just the way it is. I had one decent guy before, looked like the type to post on here and he told me he was leaving for a new job the week after... he seemed fucking ecstatic to be getting out of there.
Anyway... fuck em'
I don't care about this puff or seeing any part of his body that. Please stop encouraging him as he's quite clearly a sad attention seeking cunt.
This. I'd watch this, and I might even laugh while doing so.
Again, fuck off and die you attention seeking prick. Go post on /soc/ or something.
azulad would love that
Junlad as well
>mfw shoutanus spends his birthday samefagging and bullying a bulimic weeb on a portuguese pottery forum
and I thought I was pathetic kek
he wasn't samefagging but i cba screenshotting
please get a grip you sad cunt
>people wouldn't give me attention if they knew what I looked like
>I had to start tripping because people didn't know which one was me and I wanted the attention
you're actually pathetic, and not even in a joke sense
you should genuinely consider suicide
also non trips who post stupid anime and gaypost yeh.
ok you persuaded me heres a pic of me just chillin
High-tech heavy breathers could use this simple-to-use software to grab nude images of their target, while hackers with money on their mind could employ it to grab information and potentially steal cash.
This guy wrote the article:
He probably posts in /britfeel/ desu
Twelve men who sexually exploited a vulnerable teenage girl in West Yorkshire are jailed
WRONG, IT'S ONLY POSSIBLE TO BE HAPPY WHEN YOU HAVE MORTGAGE, DEBT AND INSURANCE. I GO OUT TO CLUBS EVERY WEEKEND, GET BLACK OUT DRUNK AND FUCK A USED GOODS THRASH WHORE, YOU'RE A LOSER BECAUSE YOU DON'T, l BET NO WOMAN WILL EVER WANT YOU, LOSER!
Fuck sake lads my dad is drunk already and has just gone back to the pub for me and told me I have to cook him his dinner when he comes back and my mum is away for 3 days. Going to be a long 3 days.
Movie night this friday, 10pm! The film we watch is still being decided, voting is open until midnight wednesday!
See you then I hope!
>NINETY-TWO (92) PERCENT
It doesn't matter mate. When push comes to shove the UK will stay in Europe as it would be bad for business not too.
And when I say business I mean the ECB and the beneficiaries of mass immigration.
I bet the magazine or newspaper that took the photo bought all of those. Who the fuck would get four pizzas at the same time as kfc, the chicken is clearly going cold and he is eating a pizza. Also the donuts will get all hot on the pizza box.
He actually looks pretty sad about it, too.
Must be a pretty shitty thing to have a photo crew buy 4 pizzas and KFC and just ludicrous amounts of shit just so they can take a photo of you that screams 'LOOK AT THIS FATTY BASTARD'.
I bet one of the crew ate that one pizza slice in front of him, too. The pricks.
>yeah sure we're running a story about the problems obese people face
>hi fatty we're here ready to take a photo
>by the way we have these props I know you can't move much don't worry we'll sort the whole thing out for you then you will get fifty quid
>FATTY WON'T WORK AND SPENDS YOUR TAX MONEY ON GARBAGE
''Hahahahhahahahahahaha'' Pretty much sums it up for me.
I went to see my GP for depression whilst living on the fucking street and every doctor I got to see told me the same shit ''Here, take these meds, don't commit suicide, it's not the answer'' and then proceeded to draw some silly fucking diagram with two lines, one pointing to ''life'' and the other to death.
I was clearly suffering from life ruining depression and anxiety, I quit my job, I didn't wash, I didn't eat, didn't cut my hair for two years, I lived on the fucking street for christs sake. All at the tender age of twenty... and they basically laughed at me. Every doctor I got to speak to, as if I was trying to cheat them out of something.
One of them signed me off ''sick'' for two weeks. Two weeks. And she only did so after I basically refused to leave without recieving a sick note. She lectured me about things out of my control and even at one point mentioned that her own kid was ''abit depressed'' but he got a job and now he's doing great... as if ''he can do it, so can you''
Thinking about it now, it makes me sick.
>OBESITY IS A VERY FUCKING BIG PROBLEM IN THE UK
>ABOUT AS BIG AS THIS CUNT
>THIS GUY IS THE PROBLEM
>He was one a normal man just like you and me...
>BUT THEN HE ATE ONE SINGLE SLICE OF DOMINOES PIZZA AND LOOK WHAT IT DID TO HIM!
>EAT HEALTHY OR END UP LIKE HIM
>tfw you stop being able to enjoy video games and realize that games aren't really a hobby at all and they're just a meaningless distraction.
Get a new hobby anon. Learn programming or something, it might lead you to a non-shit job.
Seriously considering suicide lads the anxiety is too much I am sat here shaking as I type this as I await my dad to come home from the pub even more shitfaced than before then he's going to call me downstairs to cook him dinner because my mum is away and I'll have to stand there in the kitchen cooking while he yells and screams incoherently about whatever the fuck he feels like raging about this evening. If I just hang myself in the closet now i won't have to deal with it anymore.
This man sells fresh air to people in China for 80 quid a bottle http://bbc.in/1TOgmZ3
sounds like you need to spend some time out of the house, stay at a friends or something for a bit.
i went through a period of close enough to a year or so when I completely lost interest in video games. Maybe it's your brain telling you that you need to get things sorted in your life before you entertain yourself
I don't have any friends and even if I did I have to stay home while my mum is away to 'look after' my dad.
By look after I mean wait on him hand and foot while he is shitfaced drunk and be the punching bag for all of his rage and abuses.
>See billboard advertising the Koran
>See another billboard advertising free immigration advice
That's a good mix, sounds like you'll enjoy it.
I find stuffed crust pointless unless it is from Dominos, I don't like Dominos pizza overall but they are the only place where stuffed crust is actually decent.
back from having my haircut lads
it looks quite good too if i do say so myself
i didn't even spurge out or get anxious even though it was a female cutter
i think if she was less fat and better looking i might spurged out a bit though
cant believe i actually did it, quite proud of myself desu