Getting ready to fight a nigger in a classroom full of niggers. Need some tips to win I know how to throw a punch and clench my jaw. This is my first fight so I'm going to try my hardest not to get fucking nig'd.
Don't let your oppent get in to close. Keep your distance you don't want to get slammed while in a scramble. Don't do that yell while face to face shit you'll only get sucker punched and or slammed. The rest is up to luck. A fight is always gonna be 50/50 just take my advice so you have a better chance
>fight a nigger in a classroom full of niggers
You already lost. His friends will back him up after the first blow. If that doesn't happen, make absolutely certain you throw the first punch, sucker punch if you have to.
Yeah that's why I didn't fight him the first time he made fun of me. I'm the only white kid in the class so I'm going to wait until it's early in the class since most of them are late and then sucker punch the shit out of him. We're both tall and skinny so I'm thinking my chances are pretty good.
I doubt he'll snitch or some stupid shit like that since he's the wannabe gangster type so I don't think the school's going to get me for hate crime. The kid threw a ball of paper at my head.
Yeah my chances of getting off are pretty shitty. We even have a black principal but this is my first offence but I'm scared I'll knock his teeth in out of rage. I don't really care about a suspension.
Yeah man I know but I'm tired of being someone's bitch. I'm going to stand up for myself this time.
>I call black people niggers and am a skinny white kid picked on in high school
>I think surprise punching him is a good idea
I can already tell you're doomed to be a bitter working class hick all your life.
stay mad blacky, one of my best friends is black so i'm PC.
Be the crazy guy.
Nobody wants to fight with the crazy guy.
Actual fighting advice: protect your centerline and face, try touching your chest with your elbows for something similar to the position you want to maintain, use knees and elbows, look up how to do a clinch, hold a cylindrical object like a roll of quarters or a pack of mentos inside your fist to hit harder.
If more than one jumps you (which they surely will because niggers) then you are allowed to take out the knife and claim self defense.
Amateur boxer here. You're probably gonna get ganged up anyway but here are the basics:
A good punch involves your entire body, it begins on the hip and you carry it trough your shoulders, it's supposed to be like a whiplash, the tip is what will hurt.
If you punch someone in the face hard you can and most likely will end up hurting your hand or wrist.
Clench your jaw and stomach muscles, watch out for kidney punches and cheap shots.
Remember, real fights rarely last more than a few punches, try to take him out first even if you must kick him in the balls. Don't grapple, if it comes to that you alreadly lost.
The other guy is probably a faggot that can't fight properly but his friends will not doubt get into the fight if he starts losing, so please consider avoiding the whole thing or if you really must, bring some people over with you. Don't take knives or guns, that's just begging for a lot more trouble.
When you become pic related, remember that I never teased you in class
thanks man, I've always enjoyed boxing and have a good idea on how to fight and throw a proper punch and practice while holding weights. I know how to clinch my stomach and jaw for punches. I'm probably going to unload on his face and probably won't even notice if I break my wrist due to the adrenaline.
>Ayo dakuan tell dem boys we gunna jump dis weird craka when he show up , aaaahaha sheeeet
>practice while holding weights
That's retarded, you're only going to fuck up your wrists and elbows, if you really want to punch harder and faster work on yout technique and do a proper workout.
I didn't really mean that completely as in my whole workout routine is holding weights and trying to throw a punch. I usually do 130 lifts on each arm and try to practice my form like I was wearing gloves. I see where you're coming from though.
>Fighting a nigger
The nigger as already won. Sign yourself out of that school and go to a private one. You don't need that ghetto public school bullshit and neither do you need the police giving you a year or two for a "hate crime".
Make sure to calculate your space senpai. You don't want to be in reach of his punches all the time. Niggers trow haymakers and tend to lean back to evade punches. just keep pressing and the nigger technique will loose its balance, and then it's all you.
Fuck the BS OP. Fuck being scared of getting jumped it happens, walk into class like boss, scream "you gonna learn today" and start throwing 'em at his ass.
If he's a bully, he deserves it. If you get jumped brush it off as it took a whole group to stop your ass. Fuck getting treated by some pussy because his parents didn't teach him respect, teach him yourself.
Fight dirty, and don't let them gang up on you. When the chimp out happens, and it will happen, be ready to take on one or two. Cheap shots, low blows, and sucker punches. Do not hesitate to fight dirty. If you want the fight to be fair you've already lost.
No, you fucking retard, you can even make your tongue a bloody mess that way, also jaw articulations are incredibly complex and delicate, get hit wrong and you end up with a Stallone-like speech if you're lucky. btw, that guy did speak like that due to a boxing injury.
>The nigger as already won. Sign yourself out of that school and go to a private one. You don'
Dude you are obviously a retard, shut up your going to get OP fucked up.
I've only got my jaw broke once in a fight, and guess what it was the only one where I didn't prepare and "clench" my jaw. That doesn't mean bite down like at the dentist it means keep your teeth together and you jaw strong because if someone hits a wide open lower jaw at full strength its going to fly back and crack.
Don't do it you are outnumbered, so say you do somehow win the fight that doesn't mean it's over, just switch classes or tell an admin you have a problem with the niggs in ur class
practice throwing punches right now.
start the movement by turning your hips then the torso, shoulders and extend the arm at shoulder height.
Make sure to just hit with the knuckes of your index and middle finger. Those two line up with your arm the others not so much but it varies with hand size.
Other than that have a solid stance and keep your hands up to protect your chin and nose as much as possible.
I've practiced before and know how to turn my body to get the full effect of the punch. I've also heard jumping slightly enough to keep momentum but not waste energy works well too.
OP assuming you're being serious, watch out for the rest of his pack. Dindus can and will gang up on you if you start winning. Best case scenario they try to pull you away while they screech "LET HEM UP" and "AYO STAHP".
Chances are he'll likely rely on long armed double haymakers so try to close the distance if you can. Eventually he may try to rush and grapple with you as a follow up. Watch out for the hammer fists and elbow strikes. Don't let yourself get knocked down. If you go down, don't expect him to let up on beating your head in.
Good luck OP and update us if you survive
if your scared OP you have allredy lost trust me i know this
not good at fighting but here are some thoughts
>if nignog tries to grab your legs to pick you up, knee him as hard as you can in the face
thats all the real info i got
>nigs sit around drinking and smoking all day
>nigs have little willpower
I guess it really does depend on just how niggery the nig is. Also this tactic works well on bulkier people if you're skinny.
I'm not exactly scared right now, I'm just feeling a slight burning sensation in my chest/stomach like when you really want something but you can't have it. I'm sure it'll get worse when I get in the class but I'm not backing down from this one.
You won't win and you're a fool for trying. Blacks are feral pack animals they will all attack you and good luck getting them to stop. You're going to end up dead op. Oh and let's just say you do win I hope you enjoy your hate crime charge
tool up op
niggers fight dirty and its the only way to fight back
the consequences are not as important as your life
find a knife, or even small blades you can put between fingers, a large ring, knuckledusters, an iron fucking bar, anything
I don't care anymore if I die. I don't care if I get some stupid hate crime charge. I'm going to beat the shit out of him until security pulls me off of him. I'll sharpen a couple pencils to gouge an eye out if I have to.
niggers always fight in packs
you are going to lose. not saying this to shit on you but the moment you look like winning if you do, they will gang you.
you need to inflict the most amount of damage as fast as you can. Either punch for the throat or bring something that leaves horrid wounds, like a hammer.
It's what i did, and not a single person fucked with me for 6 years. Hammers are good op. Trust in hammers
buy some pepper spray. whip it out when he comes close, spray the eyes. Start the beatdown of beatdowns to show them you don't fight fair.
saying something along the lines of 'i cant take all of you, but who wants to be the first to bleed out?' would be edgy too.
Alright, my plan is to jump him when he walks in but before class starts so the "alphas" don't jump me since they're mostly late. When they show up security will probably be there and pull me off of him. Do you think a punch to the throat or nose would be a better starting point?
Fight dirty--there is no shame in it because he will if presented the opportunity. Do eye pokes, nut shots, etc.
Expect to get jumped if you start winning. You'll still look like a bad ass and no one will fuck with you again even if they all dogpile you.
brutality is your friend op
if you honestly don't think you're going to win, since it's your first fight you probably wont
your best bet is to appear as vicious as possible so people think you're fucking insane
obviously don't try to go to ground but if things do go to ground, dont be afraid to bite (i know biting a nig is disgusting but it scares people in fights and they focus more on being bitten than defending themselves)
if people think you're fucking insane they'll probably leave you alone
If any of you fags ever shoot up a school I'm going to screech like a banshee
Then I'm sprinting the fuck out, you can take out the normies as you wish afterwards
since you don't seem to care about getting expelled or arrested you should just hurt him as much as possible so that nobody fucks with you
trust me, niggers are scared shitless of crazy white kids with weapons
unless you know for a fact he WILL beat you up, starting it probably isn't the best idea, not just out of the blue anyway.
at least wait until he starts talking shit, squaring up etc. But don't be afraid to strike first, im just saying dont like jump the guy out of nowhere because then you have no recuse.
despite me saying brutality favours you, i mean in the fight. If it were me i'd wait for him to come over and start talking shit, then when he looks like he's going to start shit, either pull out weapon, our punch him as hard as possible in the throat since it doesn't take much force to collapse a trachea
id say do the opposite. since ur tall and skinny, you should get close and do a take down. Theres a lot of basic BJJ moves you can do easily and if hes skinny then it should be easy cuz hes so light. he probabyl doesnt know how to fight on the ground either so just pin him make sure he cant hit you on the ground. Go for a rear naked choke and hold on until he taps
If I wait for him to talk shit his buddies will all be there to back him up. If I wait, I'm scared I'll puss out like I did last time. My best option is to attack him when he's least expecting it if it wasn't around his friends it would be different since I'm usually not the violent type.
you dont fight half assed ever.
unless op is only going to take a weak ass beatdown but niggers often carry knives and other such shit and i wouldn't take chances.
i guess if he knows things will get broken up before he really gets the shit kicked out of him, like in a classroom or a hallway or whatever sure, but if i knew help wasn't coming i'd go all out
his buddies will be there to back him up regardless. Being the aggressor will only get you in trouble. I'm telling you how to beat the fuck out of this guy, but i'm telling you starting the fight just isn't worth it.
since the world loves to cry over violent nigs you aren't in a good spot if you are considered the aggressor.
It's not about fighting half-assed; it's about not killing someone and having to spend the rest of your life fighting off niggers.
If he packs his fist and throws one hard, straight punch into the nigger's nose, he'll break it easily. The nog will be in too much shock and pain to effectively fight back. He could still go to jail, but at least he won't kill the guy.
kicking his kneecap requires a bit more finesse.
punching someone in the throat is the fastest most effective way to end aggresion.
i'm telling op how he can end the fight quickly. Whether he chooses to use that level of force is his perogative, i'm just equipping him with the information since i don't know how much danger he perceives himself to be in.
i was beset by sandniggers with knives, but since i knew they were coming for me i bought a hammer to school
thankfully they had cctv of them crowding me and them pulling knives on me so when i broke the first ones ribs with the hammer and hit the other one with the hilt in the cheek it was classed self defense. They did try to go at me with excessive force, but it was deadly weapon vs deadly weapon.
i will acquiesce that if OP doesn't feel he's in LIFE threatening danger then yeah he probably shouldn't use weapons or throat punch and just take the beatdown
Don't bring a weapon you stupid fuck, you will literally go to jail for YEARS-it becomes a federal for attempted murder. If your school has a no tolerance policy punch first, you'll get suspended regardless if you swing firs or not so might as well go first. Secondly if his friends get in the rumble just get away from the situation, you could end up dead.
you do realise they can't prove you meant to punch the guy specifically in the throat and kill him right?
'oh sorry your honour, he came at me and there were like 10 of them and they had threatened me in the past, so i just threw a punch, i was scared, i just wanted him to stop coming at me i didn't want to hurt him, i was just scared'
This. You could seriously serve a lot of time.
Actually, disregard what I said here: >>26331813
I'm not sure if a lighter is classified as a weapon, but trust me--it'll still make your punches far more devastating. If he have to use something, just pack your fist with that.
>you might get the shit beat out of you later, so just get the shit beat out of you now instead
B E T A S
>getting in fight with tyrone
>have a banquet set for him and his whole tribe
>sneaking up on them
>see a dark souls orange soap stone message
> "try luring it out"
> "try one at a time"
>gain 1 soul because poverty
OP, the best way to handle this is to fight him one-on-one. Make sure none of his friends are around because they will jump in to support him. Also, do NOT use any weapons unless it's guaranteed he also has a weapon.
Do not get edgy and try to use brutalities. You will be blamed and locked up for most of your life.
And most importantly don't think you'll automatically win because "I'm a white man and he's a filthy nigger!", most people with that mentality get their ass handed to them and get humiliated.
>aim for solar plexus
>do not lean forward when punching
>twist body when throwing punch
>try to hit the arm with your fist when blocking
>try to do a joint lock when you are grappled
>always keep distance
>use pressure points (jugular, below nose, genitals, solar plexus, ect.)
>don't be a nigger and spent 5 hours beating someone who's fallen
>hit fast and retract fist faster
t. martial art student
no not the niggers, but if they were going to fucking kill him anyway then why not?
they'd probably be more panicked about seeing their boy dying and trying to help him , giving op time to get away
a severe show of force like that can shock a mob long enough for him to flee.
jesus i'm not saying purposely go out of the way to kill the guy, i'm saying analyze the situation. I don't want this robot to die, so if he legit thinks its just bullshit, then just swing for the fences and take the beatdown, but if he thinks he's going to be killed then yes, take any measure.
Definitely don't have that mentality. I'm more reluctant to fight a black person rather than a white man. Most white people won't fight that dirty unless they're wiggers and there's almost a code of respect around your own race. Not saying all black people are honor less pieces of shit this is just what it is.
White kid from the Southside of chicago here, did fight club with my white friends so we wouldn't get murdered at school everyday, heres a good tip bend your knees a bit and block upwards so you can't get knocked down and you'll have your sternum and face protected. Also upper cut the chin for an instant KO if you put in the force, and if he isn't bending his knees or ready to take stand against considerable force get close while blocking so you don't open yourself up then grab him while putting your more dominant leg behind his legs so that as you fall forward he will fall beneath you and hit his head hard on the way down, once your on top work the sides of the head and avoid the teeth since you might get stuck with a dental fee, once your on top you've basically won. But watch out for his friends they'll gang up on you if theyre their but its not likely they'll do it later if you put the scare in him.
More of an attention grab than anything
I grew up in an inter city school as the only Asian in my class (and valedictorian). Got beat up probably 100 times throughout high school. Nigs group like crazy and hold the craziest grudges ever. The easiest thing to do is just get punched in the face a couple times and let him have his win. Don't fight it. In 10th grade I tried to fight it and rear naked choked Kayrone Davis till he passed out after he threw a ball of paper at me head saying he would kill me. The next day while waiting for my parents to pick me up, he got 7 of his crew on the baseball team to pin me down and smack me with baseball bats. I broke both my arms 4 ribs and fractured my skull. Trust me the nugs are fucking insane and you don't want to be in their line of sight
You know "honor" is something made up so people can feel good about killing, right?
>Most white people won't fight that dirty unless they're wiggers and there's almost a code of respect around your own race.
I would believe that if they didn't gun everyone down at the slightest provocation.
Eat some Taco Bell Monday evening and drink a lot of milk. When you get ready to fight make a 540 degree spin and pull down your pants and go full POOPOOPEEPEE. Then start flailing your arms screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEE. They would be so traumatized that no one would bother attacking. Make some fart sounds for extra points.
No but I did have to get a new kidney
It's been a long time but the school defended them and said that I was mentally disturbed (no friends, ate lunch alone, no school extra curriculars didn't go to social events etc.) My parents tried to sue but the jury also just thought I was some terrible person because during my testimony I said I hated Kayron or Denashia more than anything else in the world.
Don't plan on using any weapons during the fight. I'm probably going to carry one with me for the rest of my life after this though.
I really wish this were possible but this isn't some fairytail.
>do 1-2 combination
>left hand is there to aim and distract
>right hand is there to inflict damage
>put your shoulder and your legs into your right punch
>always keep your guards up
you will have to knock him out fast before other chimps start screeching and jump in
Don't fight him. Plant drugs on him and put a bomb in his locker and call that shit in. Have a list of all his friends that could get you for it in there as well and come up with a list of people they're supposed to get or something. They'll all get
dinner at the whitehouse and the spotlight will be too much for them to do anything to you for a year or so.
You dont have to fight physically to win. Fight back in a smart way anon. Bring a fake gun to class, enter the classroom and look the nigger directly into the eye, then proceed to open your backpack slowly and show just a little bit of the fake gun. Niggers will flip and probably will leave you alone.
>in a classroom full of niggers
Don't do it OP, worst case scenario the others will join and beat ur white ass. Only scenario actually.
Honestly just don't fight at all. I'm a blackbot that keeps conversation with other black people to a minimum but if I was getting in to a fight with someone else and there's a bunch of black people near me they would still get involved.
I dunno why we do this.
Only if he gets caught. It works better than getting his ass beat for 180 days straight and it takes care of his problem for the foreseeable future. White people fight wars, not battles. Win all future battles, win the war.
Really I'm just advocating he outsmart his opponents and never has to beat up tyrone's fists with his face. Framing tyrone and his cronies for some serious shit will certainly get rid of them. Framing someone else to take precedence over your beating every day could work too. Fuck getting beat up because of someone's pride, though. It's taking your autonomy away from you, which is equivalent to slavery, which might as well be murder, so you're essentially defending your life and your ability to make decisions about it instead of getting your face fistraped daily because some ghetto thug thinks he has the right to perform plastic surgery with blunt instruments without your consent.
If you do go the "beat him up" route, just fucking kill him. It will escalate to that anyway, eventually.
Goddamn that makes me angry. So some fags literally ruptured your internal organs and nothing happens to them? I swear to god Imagine if that happened to some nigger and the people beating him up up were white or Asian. Thered be a fucking shit storm.
I honestly think you're taking a school fight a bit too seriously. I know there's a chance I'll get jumped and I'm willing to take that chance but these are middle class, wannabe gangsters not hardened thugs that have spent time in prison.
>tfw I bought anarchist cookbook in junior year
>tfw still know how to make napalm, and fertilizer bombs
>tfw didn't do it because the same day my guidence counceler told me I had a good chance of getting into mit
>mfw didn't get in
Go for the throat or eyes.
Then, depending on your height, while your opponent is distracted by his head injuries (hands will instinctually move up there) knee or punch (if you're a manlet) them in the gut or groin.
Last step is, if they're not already on their knees, pull or kick them down. Grab the back of their head and knee their face. Do it too hard and you could push the nose back into the brain and kill or brain damage them, so be careful.
You can then proceed to bitch kick or slap them however you want.
Another tip is to act crazy or throw your weight into them. People don't act rationally when they think they're dealing with a nutjob, and this can be exploited.
I'm still debating whether to go for the nose or the throat. I know if I hit him in the throat it could be an automatic win but I don't know the correct force to apply. The nose seems a lot easier to just whale on.
Depends on the person. Nose could stop him quickly, but if he's the type of person to keep going even after a broken nose, you cooould go for the throat, but really, a crushed windpipe could kill him, so probablly don't do that if you don't have to
Go for the [throat] but go quick. If he gets his guard up before you make contact you're fucked.
Don't have it but Cruz is good enough