Why aren't you fags not watching the super bowl like every other normal person?
No wonder you can't get a girlfriend
I'm watching it with my family I'm rooting for Broncos... I'm from Colorado
cuz I'm from Ingland senpai, swear down.
Six Nations >>>>>> Super Bowl
>I'm from Colorado
kek, same here but my pops was born in Boston & lived there for some years. he was rooting for the patriots, so he's getting pretty butthurt about some of the calls going on
But I am watching it OP. A qt girl I know invited me to a super bowl party and when I got here, she introduced me to her Chad boyfriend and friends. They've had me get them snacks and drinks all afternoon and evening. FML.
>tfw you remember people complaining that the day after the super bowl should be a legal holiday
How can these people take themselves seriously?
Cheer up, I'll drink with you
Because sports are boring as fuuuuuuuuck. The only time they become mildly interesting is if you're in the stadium watching in person.
Unfortunately my family is into sports so I'm not completely clueless about what's going on as I'd like to be. At least I get somewhat better food on big sport occasions such as this.
Why should I give a shit what a bunch of overpayed millionaire meatheads do. Football doesn't require actual skill. Just a really muscular body.
But it's ok OP I don't expect the super bowl to be around much longer. give it 10-20 years and we'll be worshipping Esports celebrities like we worship these fucking meatheads.
I doubt doing it ironically makes it any better. We like to watch the commercials, so we watch the game kind of a matter of necessity. Also even though we don't like anyone doing the halftime show! , it's always a spectacle. I think seeing Beyonce sing with Coldplay would be really interesting even if I'm not big fans of either of them. Last year Katy Perry was in it, and I ended up being really glad I watched because Missy Elliott showed up.
>God goyim. Watch the goy bowl and buy mein products to support Isreal...Good goy good goy.
You faggots are probably the most brainless out of all the goyim. No wonder Jews have such a esay time jewing you out.
What's so fun about watching a bunch of dindus throwing a ball and tackling each other? Especially when got annoying chads and stacies rooting and yelling like a bunch of niggers. I love my country (when its not being leftist) but fuck football of all things.
Because I cannot enjoy a bunch of sweaty men in uniform bash their heads together over balls, nor can I enjoy the (usually drunken) screaming and shouting that comes with it 95% if the time. If I wanted to find someone at a bar that makes a living with her gaping asshole, I would rather use kik or some other slag hook-up app/ site, on any other day of the year.
>has a gf
FUCK OFF NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why would I watch something I don't give a shit about?