fuck it robots
IM FUCKING DOING IT TONIGHT
I'm gonna go run around a couple hours and dammit I WILL TALK TO A FEMALE TONIGHT.
I will at least ask for her number.
I dont care if I get turned down. I just have to try.
I won't accept being a petrified pussy anymore. I'm gonna do it.
Wish me luck
If the thread is still bumped in a couple of hours, I will report back.
I'm hoping there are enough isolated females because of the super bowl.
hopefully your story inspires others. starting a conversation is easy, so i wish you luck in the rest
anon this is a pls no bully thread. pls dont bully
wear expensive suit, go to a barber and shave your sides, groom your beard if you have, throw your glasses away.
if you're a fat fuck just tell about how much you love travel /rarely around in town,talk about how different food made you that lol
How to approach : have a non creepy smile on your face and offer drinks for the group . if they so no you can make an in the moment joke, if they still say no play it off smile and fuq off. Theyll probably use you but you said you needed any female attension so there you go. as long as your tone of voice isn't nervy and you're comfortable with females around you it should be fine getting a convo going, if you're getting awkward silences tell them you're tired from a busy day you had (without whining) .
Basically, if you didn't spend all day at a computer and wanking over anime you'd have some success.
I believe in you, 'bot.
You can do it.
depends on who he's trying to attract. Some high class hoez would be more friendly when they notice proper, expensive fedora-less suits and lower class girls would feel privileged to be noticed by someone of (what seems to be) a higher value. Normie clothes can work too if he's a chill sociable person, but he probably isnt.
So it was probably bad timing going tonight because of the super bowl.
All I seen were couples. I went to a sports bar/pub and it was packed. But I swear I didnt see one girl who was there by herself.
However, I did run across an opportunity and I failed to act.
Stopped at the store on the way home.
I actually seen a cute girl over in the aisle across from me.
I was facing her from the side so she didnt see me.
However, she had a friend with her that noticed me checking her out. Her friend leans over and says something and they start laughing.
So I know she told her I was checking her out.
So I'm standing there as they walk off and they go to another aisle. It was toy/valentines aisle I think. I never really seen where they went.
But I hear the giggles intensifying as I pretend to be shopping still.
About that time the girl I was checking out comes out of the aisle past me with her friend and she is "riding" like some stupid toy? It was big whatever it was. But not riding it really, just had between her legs acting stupid. I dont know what it was, I never really looked down because I was kinda stunned she came by me.
But I'm guessing her friend dared her to go by me like that.
When she came by and I seen it was her, I looked down and walked away fast.
A few minutes later when I left I seen them at the ATM and I kept my head down and kept fast walking.
God I'm such a fuck up.
This time of year is PRIMETIME for lonely bitches to take a chance on a slightly spergy dude. Every single chick is freaking the fuck out about being single.
Strike while the iron is hot
I didn't wanna make my own thread for this but I somehow have a date in an hour. I met this chick on campus yesterday and pic related went down exactly, except she actually knew who swans is. Gonna go get sushi.
I've never been on a date or anything. In the past girls have stood me up before a few times before.
Wish me luck
L A D S
>tfw you managed to man up and start talking to girls
>only to realize you're still too much of an autist to show interest or be romantic
it was baby steps, because you put yourself out there. You didn't accomplish as much as you hoped, but don't over downplay yourself. Don't get complacent, you still have a long way to go. But you can feel good about this.
(fyi some women will toy with guys the same way a cat will play with a mouse, it doesn't necessarily mean they're interested sexually)
im back and posted here
i'm gonna try again next weekend. cant hurt i guess. gotta bet chance meeting girls there than on my couch right.
and yah she was probably just teasing me or something