WHY DO I ALWAYS LOSE EVERY ARGUMENT I HAVE ON THIS SHITTY SITE, AM I STUPID OR SOMETHING?
I DON'T THINK I AM, SO WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEPS PROVING ME WRONG ALL THE TIME!
Think before you start an argument, do you really think you know enough about the subject to be able to take a stance in it? Research the subject first before you reply, gets you places.
I have the reason anon
It's because you're an idiot
>>26326824 << This is me
>>26326857 << My suggestion in a different context.
You just need to take a step back instead of going all-out at once.
You just think you know, but always question your knowledge, especially in arguments.
Here's a fun thing I've been doing lately.
Type like Donald Trump talks.
Always fluff your arguments with baseless assertions like
>I've talked to a lot of people and they all agree I'm right about this
>I've been around the TOP people in this field and so I can tell you about how it really is
>Everybody knows it X, what type of person says its Y? Chumps think its Y
Take every opportunity to belittle your opponent. Insinuate that he isn't just wrong. He's wrong AND stupid to believe whatever he believes. Take care to imply that anybody who knows anything about X knows it's like you say, regardless of the facts.
Using simple tools like this and you can win every argument.
Here's an example of it in action, but its gonna 404 soon so check it out fast
Let me give you some tips.
1) Act like the argument means nothing to you. You have better things to do, you have bigger fish to fry. No matter how angry you get you have to pretend to be the better person.
2)Don't take any concrete position. If you lay down your personal set of morals or beliefs you give your opponent something to attack. Remain nebulous, if you, for example, say that apples are shit and the person tries to call you a lover of oranges just deny it. Don't give any information about yourself and remain on the attack at all times. If you go on the defense in an internet argument you've already lost. unless
3) You make your opponent look foolish. Always look for a spelling mistake, always look for any phrase that can be taken out of context and applied to another unrelated example, find the slightest hint of being a hypocrite and lambast them over it. For example if they say that animals shouldn't be harmed bring up that hitler was a vegetarian and go from there. Remember, if tumblr and reddit know anything about arguing it's that you need to be as "witty" and as much of a cunt as possible in order to get people on your side. Ignore what they say, go for a joke.
4)If the thread has reached a certain amount of replies pretend to be multiple people, be ready to screencap and photoshop your posts if they accuse you of samefagging.
5)ALWAYS get the last word. This is crucial
6) Never admit defeat. You can NEVER lose. If someone says you lost the argument double down and say something like "okay?????" (the multiple question marks are important here. it shows you care not for proper punctuation or for their opinion)
That's it. Have fun anon
Because the people on this website don't care about reputation or consistency. They are free to bend their own arguments and flat out ignore elements of yours, and then promptly call you a retard if you bother pointing such things out. It's actually quite fascinating, the mental gymnastics one will go through to keep from admitting that they are wrong. Arguments simply don't get won here because I'd be hard pressed to say they occur in the first place.