Fembots, how does it feel that Stacy can steal your bf? If he

>>26326176
Nothing is certain and life is unfair, but there's no point in agonizing over things you can't control and will probably not happen anyway.

>>26326319
It will happen more likely than not. Especially when you get into your mid 20s.

>>26326402
Doubt it. Stacies very, very rarely approach men because it's completely unnecessary for them. Besides, I'm 27 and we've been together for 6 years, he still (seems to) find me attractive and wants to have sex all the time.

>>26326498
>(seems to)
Why seems to? You aren't 100% sure?

>>26326526
Well, I can't read his mind but he definitely acts like it.

Women enjoy being cheated on deep down. It makes them feel like their boyfriend is high value and alpha. Women enjoy being treated like trash.

>>26326526
Lou

>>26326606
Establish a relationship with a girl then test out your theory. See how well that works out for you

>>26326713
I've read a gazillion stories where women stay with domestic abusers, cheaters, men who treat them like absolute garbage. I've met so many women have done that IRL who wouldn't touch a nice, loyal guy if he was the last person on earth. Women stand for this shit because it makes them feel like their bf is a high value alpha male. If he gets attention from other women then she feels like she made the right choice and is fulfilling her duty as gatekeeper of humanity(helping an alpha male spread his genes with as many females as possible). If you disagree with my argument please explain why.

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It only takes one Stacy to approach him first and he will forget about you.

>>26326806
These stories reached you because they are surprising and uncommon. You don't hear about good guy Joe Schmoe and his faithful sweetheart because they act according to what is expected. It's not interesting. There are several different factors that come into play when in an abusive relationship. Many times the man doesn't reveal promiscuous or hateful tendencies until after the woman has fallen in love, maybe after they started living together and raising kids, so the woman is torn between her adoration for the man she thought he was and the pain he's inflicting on her. This is the most common reason women stay with abusers for so long. Your problem is that in your mind, you have linked niceness with betas and cruelty with alphas, which is not always the case. A woman doesn't dislike a nice guy because he's nice, he dislikes him because he is a beta or ugly or only has interests that she doesn't share or a thousand other reasons that might send up a redflag to her.

>>26326176
I'd just fucking kill her.
Simple.

Huehuehuehue well Stacy will never find my super hot Chad bf because he only exists in head. I haven't left my house in a month and I've been hiding under my sheets with Chad-sama uguu. Stacey will never come between us REEEE

>>26327480
tfw no yan gf.

>tfw was the girl that got him to leave his ex for me

feels good man

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I don't have a boyfriend

>>26326319
Why do you call yourself a fembot when you have a bf?
You're a fucking stacy

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>>26328179
>tfw your jawline is more defined defined than mine

>>26328189
Because I'm a female and I go on r9k, idiot.

>>26328260
You aren't a fucking robot you normalfag
Robots don't get into relationships
>inb4 what about all the guys that talk about their gfs
Normies, all of them

If I had a bf he'd be undesirable to Staceys. He'd also be way too nervous to say yes to her and he'd think it were a cruel joke.

I like avg looking qt beta guys.

Also somewhat bloggy but I've been the sole friend of a nerdy Asian guy for years (I'm also otherwise friendless). We're both virgins, just waiting for him to make a move eventually. I'll wait forever for him, not sure if he's interested or not.

If you were the guy in this situation and we were both 4-5/10 looking and great friends would you want the girl to ask you out? He's honestly very innocent and old fashioned. I almost feel like I'd be taking away his innocence if we did anything. I'd wait until marriage for him though.

>>26328260
lurk more faggette

>>26328283
Robots are almost extinct anon. This is a normie board now. Get used to it.

>>26328220
sorry anon :(
jaws are overrated in my opinion

>>26328384
>This is a normie board now. Get used to it.
'no'
Fucking kill yourself normie cunt

>>26328388
Jaws are literally everything

>>26328388
But I think they're cute on girls
I'm just an insecure person in general

>>26328437
Getting mad doesn't change anything aspie. You can't make us leave.

I solve that by being too ugly and deformed to even get a boyfriend in the first place.

>>26328503
Proofs
Let's see deformity

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>>26327480
Finally a fellow fembot with the right idea.

>>26328520
>weighed 293 lbs, 18 years old
>lost a lot of weight
>now weigh 125 lbs, 29 years old

I look normal in clothes, but the minute those come off, well, you know. And I don't have $30,000-$40,000 to spend on reconstructive surgery so I'll just stay alone the rest of my life. I am a sub-1 on a scale of 1-10. I might as well be the ugliest woman on earth. Even Mama June and her 7 chins has a man.

>>26328667
>but the minute those come off, well, you know
hnnnnnng

>>26326176
But he left Stacy for me because they always cheated on him.

>>26326498
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>>26328667

RoastiesroastiesroastiesroastiesroastesROASTIESROASTIES GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

>>26328286
Fucking go for it, goddamn, how hard is it?

>>26328286
go ahead and ask. be persistent. he'll probably sperg out or not understand.

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>>26328842
you done little guy?

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>>26329059
I just don't want to fuck it up because he's my only friend and I obviously care a lot about him.

When I say he's innocent, I mean incredibly innocent. If I wear a modest tanktop around him he gets embarrassed and offers me his jacket. This is when he's in my house and i'm in my pajamas. I can't even imagine how he'd react if we were dating and having sex. I don't know if he's capable of having a relationship? I don't know if I am either but I'd like to try.

He's not autistic so don't say that. His personality is incredibly qt and he's super nice. We also have almost all the same hobbies. I don't want him to shy away from me, you know?

>>26329299
he might be autistic m8 how sure are you that he isn't?

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any italians fembot here? i might get lucky who knows

>>26326176
if he can be taken away by some dumbvslut then he wasn't worth it in the first place.

>>26329620
>implying Stacy isn't much smarter and more interesting than you

>>26329299
>He's not autistic so don't say that
I meant more along the lines of spaghetti and make a hasty response that sounds wrong.
>"oh but we're great friends already"
>kicks himself for saying the wrong thing for weeks or doesn't understand what he said the wrong thing
at least for me, a girl could do everything right and i'd find the perfect way to respond in a really shitty way.

like stacy would ever go for a anything but a chad.

and APPROACHING a robot? jesus christ you are delusional

>>26329681
If he didn't react so strongly against me doing things like wearing tank tops and make up, I'd just go for it. He kind of acts like a big brother instead. It kind of feels like I'm being little sister zoned. I really can't tell if he wants a romantic relationship. How can I test the waters without coming out and ruining our really good friendship? I'm really bad with this stuff.

>>26326980
T H I S U
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originally

>>26329672
hah.
>implying stacey could be either

>>26329819
Men base their entire opinion on a woman on her appearance. So to your boyfriend, if a girl is beautiful, she instantly more smart, funny, interesting, and kind-hearted than an uggo or a fatty (unless that woman will not fuck him).

>>26329188
>that fucking knock-off blue's clues dog

what the fuck

>>26329906
>Projection: The Post
Just because you're shallow doesn't mean every man is shallow.

>>26330493
I'm not shallow, but then I'm not a man either. Wise up, botto. You can't live in a fairytale world forever.

>>26330521
The only one living in a fairytale is you. By your logic the multitude of relationships and combinations of people wouldn't even be possible. Eventually someone is going to get bored of an attractive girl who does nothing but be attractive. Even then, normal people actually do care about personalities no matter how attractive.

>>26328842
>implying they are not just male pretending to be females for mental illness or trolling purpose

I already have enough self hate to know it is inevitable and I don't deserve a bf in the first place.

I wouldn't be surprised. Nothing surprises me anymore?

How does it feel knowing this? Gotten over it at this point. Lost the genetic lottery but dwelling on it is pointless when I can just be grateful for what I do have.

>>26330598
>Eventually someone is going to get bored of an attractive girl who does nothing but be attractive.
Obviously, that's why adultery and divorce are so common. Really digging your own grave.

>>26328179
Your a dumb stupid whore that should be raped until pregnant

>>26328260
Get the fuck off my board you dumb stupid whore im sick and tired f your kind on here go kill yourself whore

>>26329906
>be me
>be actually really smart and good at STEM stuff
>can talk about random shit I know for hours and shoot the shit with people about stuff for hours
>know a lot more than your average Stacey

Unfortunately
>men don't give a shit and only care about looks so men think I'm retarded compared to Stacey

Ugh

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>tfw found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with FOUR different Stacies

>>26330521
I didn't find my gf to be more than a 5/10 when I met her, and I started finding her attractive when she showed interest in me and I got to know her.

You're bitter, thats why guys hate your personality. If you have good looks and a bad personality, you can get one night stands or a desperate beta.

>>26331285
shouldnt have sucked his dick than you dumb whore, perhaps you were the problem and you were causing him so much distress this was the only way to relieve it. From your post you sound like an entitled cunt

>>26331348
the issue at debate here is not one night stands but an actual relationship people especially women arr such whores these days it makes me sick

>>26331348
Bro you consciously settled because you yourself are a desperate beta. If a more attractive woman came along and showed interest in you, you would jump at the opportunity. I'm not blaming you, you are hardwired to your penis. It's just the way things are.
>inb4 no I "respect my gf"
>inb4 i "prefer" homely girls anyway lol

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If he really he lacks loyalty, then Stacy can have him.

To hell with the both of them

>>26326880
that bitch is actually ugly. i wouldn't need to worry.

>>26331285
>implying you weren't actually just another one of hos sidechicks
In the end, no man wants to bring home the bacon to an ugmo,

>>26326498
Think stacy might approach uber-chad (rich, famous, handsome)but yea probably rare

I don't understand why this board is so fucking black and white in there opinions. Can I assume that most of you fuckers are younger than 21? Everyone person is different, some would cheat others won't. Not all women are whores bit some are, same for guys. If you're fucking unsatisfied with your life or have some sort of mental condition holding you back, do something about it. Depression is manageable.

>>26331526
If you haven't realized by now that eighty percent (or more) of what is written here are memes and hyper-exaggeration, you need to lurk more.

i would never cheat on a grill

my dad cheated on my mom and my mom was crushed so yeah. wouldnt do that

>>26331613
A surprising amount of people take these memes seriously.

>>26331632
That's sweet. Will you be my bf
>>26331675
How can you tell?

This >>26331406
He's probably not worth having around in the long run anyways. I mean I'd still be hurt, but it would be for the best.

>>26331702
lol ok.

lets get married

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>gf reads this thread
>thought she'd get a kick out of
>>26327480
>now she's sad

Shut it down. Just kill /r9k/ again, Hiro.

>>26331702
I've conversed with quite a few people on here outside the board and once their world view becomes warped they start seeing shit in this unrealistic light. It's very easy to blame others for your problems hence taking on the view that it's everyone else's fault is also really easy,

>>26331777
when are you going to cheat on her?

>>26331836
Literally never ever.

99.999% of people suck. Women in particular.

>>26331763
What's my new last name?

>4/10 male being poached by a +7/10 female
Initially I'd mostly be surprised, then saddened by his betrayal, but ultimately relieved.
One more barricade removed from my eventual road to suicide.

>>26331896
Pettersson.

Or just your own. I don't care.

>>26331857
when Stacey approaches you you'll quickly forget

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>>26332026
There's no convincing you otherwise since you're so set in your memes, but it's really not going to happen.

>>26326176
>implying stacies make the first move
>implying this hasn't happened plenty of times

shrug city, brobot.

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Good thing I not only have a boyfriend nor am I interested in one because I'm too busy being a self centered nihilistic piece of shit.

>>26331702
>>26331763
>>26331896
>>26332011

New normie couple created you must leave the board together we wish you well REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw no demure russian cake chat gf

Is this hell?

>>26326176
I don't have a boyfriend. A boy hasn't asked me out or shown interest in me since I was 8.

>>26332406
After you, m'lady >>26331896
*bows and offers hand to you*
Let us walk out of the abyss together, hand in hand.

>>26326176
He probably would have been my one and only bf, so I'd be crushed.
And then when Stacy drops him for the next guy and he tries making up with me, I'd punch him in his fucking dick and key his car. J-just kidding. I'd only think of doing something like that in my head when I'd actually just cry like a baby and be even more self-conscious about my body.

>>26332406
"she" stopped responding so i guess i was jilted at the altar. she didnt want to be ms.pettersson:(

no one does

>>26332803
Why don't you just lose weight?

>>26333091
just your typical female anon, they just want to use you for validation and to get your attention and as soon as the novelty wears off they are on to the next one.

>>26326176
my bf was cheated on before so i don't think he'd cheat on me. we're also about equal in attractiveness (both 5-6/10s) so the chances of him leaving me for a hotter girl are pretty low

>>26333212
yes. thats how it always goes

>>26333091
>>26333212
>implying I'm a female
You know, I never said I was a girl.

>>26333565
I know. But in my mind you were a grill.

Which is just as good.

>>26333134
Close, anon. The problem is I used to be so fat that my body is ruined skinny or not.

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nakerton

>>26333999
You have a point but skinny+loose skin is 500000x better than just fat.

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One day I really want to cheat on a woman who loves me. I already love seeing the surprised look on a woman's face when her ass isn't kissed, it's very satisfying. Just ignoring a girl or insulting her in a subtle manner seems to upset her pretty little world view, to take what little emotional depth she has and fucking it would be beautiful.

Not that I'll do it or be loved in the first place but, you know.

>>26334457
y you hate womens anon

my mom is a woman and she is nice. so why hate womankind

>>26334443
I think that way for every day life being out and about not worrying about how people think of me, getting to wear cute clothes and physically feeling better, but there are men out there into whales while I've never heard of one having a thing for floppy tits and loose skin.

>>26334833
It doesn't mean anything anon you'll just have to be yourself a little harder than everyone else. Someone will love you. Maybe you'll meet a nice obese man who you can encourage to transform into a deflated balloon, too. It will be romantic.

>>26331777
Then it means my job is done.
Also, checked.
Also, 5.