Pretty much like this but as an original comment.
this one's better+cuter and with sound
That thing crawling in the end cracked me the hell up.
Especially with the hushed slow repetition of the show's hook echoing quietly in the background as he laid down all bloody trying to push the button.
Fucking dead on the inside
It can't get more accurate.
Cyborg here. Known as the funny guy around the office and among my friends. Whenever I have an off day and don't feel like entertaining people, almost everyone starts to hate me.
Although my life is shit, I'm not feeling tortured or sad
I hate uni, but at the same time I don't want to leave
i just like to have fun in the small ways when i can ;)
i want to become sentient cosmic dust
sometimes i just feel like i want to scream and break things
>There's nothing left for me here
>Don't know where to go though
>Qt keeps going out of her way to make conversation with me during class
>Don't know how to proceed without drowning in spaghetti
Life is going on and i have no control of what happens to me next
>i just sit and wait
I have the same problem. Please, somebody help.
>There will come a point at which the universe is accelerating so much that every molecule will be ripped apart
>No two particles will ever so much as interact again
>You have the audacity to think any of this matters
This literally happened yesterday. The exact same scenario but not at a bar.
>The only way I can relate to anything she says is when we both just complain about work
WHERE THE FUCK DO I GO FROM THERE?
One of these days I'll say fuck it and do something like dive into a very shallow pool of water
>Decent at forming human connections
>Unable to maintain them
>Self-sabotaging because I'm scared that even if things went my way, I would still be unhappy, just without any excuses
>Don't know what I even want from life
No matter how close I am to getting out of being a robot, I get shoved back down.
Bitch, that's nothing. Last semester, I sort of backed girl into a corner and talked at her about military formations for like five minutes.
Not really original, but still pretty accurate
Dating a cute trans girl under the nose of a bunch of people who are likely to be _incredibly_ shitty about it.
To expand on >>26327740
>Fully aware that none of this matters
>Still care for some reason
Please release me from this
remember robots, the only judge that truly counts is yourself
Pete and his trips.
His face is so goofy.
>yfw you wake up and we were in a simulation this whole time, all that dumb virgin shit and the bills you struggled to pay were just fucking simulated obstacles
>we were just beings of pure energy with no agency
>after multiple stacked felonies
Original the comment, donut steel how the fuck was this not original baka
i dunno what the heck to do, at least i have a decent job
>tfw explaining the nature of your life to someone that points it out as an eldtrich horror
Please kill me in my sleep Pete i cant handle this anymore
I'm always laughing and smiling but I'm really depressed as fuck all the time.
Anything by Hopper. The sombre yet comforting face of loneliness that is in all of us, some more than others.
>Anon you're always so happy
>How do you laugh and smile at everything
>Anon what's your secret?
HELP ME, HELP ME, I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!
Im at that point where everybody is tired of laughing at you and they start to feel sorry about you...
I just want to be alone, you fucking pricks... Leave me alone...
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I know that feel. I've always really wanted to be the person people fear. Like, you know when you're home, alone, at night, and you hear a bump from the hallway? I really want to be that bump.
>that one webm of that guy who plays sonic then starts crying
>finally get life changing promotion at work
>have to train for it
>guy training me decides to become the most aggressive annoying cunt in existence
>I could quit but I would be starting over with my work life
>he's the only guy able to train me
>he decides when training is over
Thanks for reminding me of this persons art.
I like you.
For ever and eternity.
Sharp pains in my sides, shaky hands, sweating at 10C cant sleep.
Beer. And another one.
does anyone know how i can recreate that distortion?
For images, save as JPEG and set the quality low enough.
For video, use a low bitrate and low quality presets (veryfast or faster if using h.264).
I can't take it anymore
I'm already dead, but I keep breathing.
>25th December 2011
>That day when my rodent friend died
Despite being named Rusty he's always been a shining light, even in death.
RIPIP, my old friend.
Kill me, Pete.
Every day the suffering increases.
But I will judge it, in the end.
Pretty much this. So aggressively pointless it could be a modern art exhibit.
>tfw not sure which mask I wear is my face
>tfw my face is something I put on and not something always with me
>tfw I know my name but don't know myself
It's starting to hurt again
or at least this is what I wish it was
I'd rather suffer the nothingness of death than the emptiness of life.
Kill me, Pete
I will make a heaven of hell, and turn damnation into paradise, no matter how hard I have to work.
You will be tortured for all eternity. There is no escape.
lol, what did he expect ? , when cunts see a camera man they always will act like angels
Pete please, I only ask this of you
This is my small cafe