Fembots

Under what fucking outlandish imaginary circumstance would a hand job be life saving?

>>26325494
yeah, sure
but otherwise no bc sex always fucks up family relationships.

He's kind of cute. I'd go all the way with him if he wasn't a nasty little douche.

Nope. Sleep tight, bro.

>>26325516
His erection has lasted more than 8 hours and his massive erection is causing a huge strain on his heart and without that handjob he will go into cardiac arrest and die.

>>26325494

probably

i once licked his used fap tissues

I fuck my brother nightly so yeah.

I don't think I could even get hard if my sister tried to give me a handjob.

>>26325539
What's so nasty about him?

>>26325615
proof?
greentext on how it started?

>>26325606
>implying he can't just jerk himself off
>implying it isn't a less known fact that in hospitals there are trained nurses to take care of shit like that

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>>26325494
Get out, roastie whore! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26325625
He's just your run of the mill rude, angry, mean spirited 13 year old. Unpleasant to talk to, unpleasant to be around.

>>26325516

someone holds a gun to his head and says "jerk him off or I shoot"

>>26325640
t-there are? can you choose female nurses to do it?

>>26325673
>13
OH FUUUUUCK
WE /ss/ NAO
post pics of you and your brother so i can fantasize

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>>26325539

He'll be alot nicer to you once you gave him a handy

>fembots
that whores cant be robots
not fembots
just whores
ALLL are whores
fucking cunts. you all deserves a brutal rape and beated the fuck outta yo ass
fucking heartless bitch.

>>26325640
But if he jerks himself off he might raise his heart rate and increases his risk of death. Also the Hospital got blown up by ISIS.

>>26325516
you're both stuck to a frozen pole in the canadian wilderness. spit won't work as your mouths are too cold. the only way to get loose is to get hot jizz sprayed over the affected area.

>>26325633
A few years ago our parents got snowed in at our grandparent's and we watched porn all night and I jerked him off, he came on my belly button.

>>26325683
You can't choose your nurse.
And it has to be an actual medical need, you can't just pop a boner and be like "Hey doc, help me out here"

Pretty sure any person regardless of gender would give their brother a handjob to save his life. Really dumb question

>>26325673
So he's rude and angry and mean spirited but you think he's cute and could potentially give him a handjob?

>>26325516
>Saw-style trap
you (the sister) are given a poison and the antidote is injected into his seminal vesicles, so your only course of action is to bring your brother to orgasm and eat his ejaculate (probably multiple times)

>>26325640
what if he has no hands and asks for you specifically

>>26325691
No way!

>>26325692
I honestly doubt it he'd probably freak out and act like it was gross.

>>26325746
He used to be nice and sweet, and he still looks cute. If his personality was still the same, I could see myself fucking him let alone handjob.

>>26325673
whore
>>26325784
whore.
>>26325691
whore
>>26325746
whore
all of you are whores who dont deserve to live
fuck you all.

>>26325784
He's just going through that awkward teenage phase known as puberty, he'll stop being an ass in about 7 years or so.

My brother weights 300+ pounds and smells like sweaty nachos so I'd rather he just died.

>>26325784
He's just going through puberty, young boys are like that.

What if he came into your room one night a couple of years from now and said he couldn't sleep and would you let him sleep in your bed?

>>26325827

But he'll be big and hairy then, don't you want to rub his peepee while it's still cute?

>>26325833
>300+ pounds and smells like sweaty nachos
whats the problem?
sounds pretty fucking hawt to me
you sound like a fucking stacy
you are bringing shame to all the female robots !

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>>26325673
Roasties are fucking disgusting. Kill yourself you degenerate pedo cunt.

>>26325827
He won't be as cute anymore then, and I'll be an old hag.

>>26325850
I don't think I'd ever turn him down wanting to sleep together, but I'd not be interested in him sexually if he was an adult. By that point it loses the appeal.

I don't have a brother but I gave my friend's little brother a handjob on webcam and pretended to be his girlfriend so bullies would stop making fun of him on WoW.

>>26325673
What exactly makes him cute then?

>>26325918
FUCK YOU LITTLE BROTHER
DOM HIM
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT

>>26325928
His appearance. He's a cute boy.

>>26325919
God damn femanons are crazy.

You must be some sort of /soc/ turbo slut.

>>26325918
>I don't think I'd ever turn him down wanting to sleep together, but I'd not be interested in him sexually if he was an adult. By that point it loses the appeal.

Do you ever feel protective of him?

Would you really not have sex with him even when he was older?

>>26325918
so you're a pedo is what you're saying

>>26325983
Ok, so what if he came home one day crying because some girl at school had dumped him.

>>26325919
>You will never teach this femanon some degree of responsibility and self-respect by getting her pregnant and making her become a mother

>>26325985
I don't think I'm a turbo slut.

>>26326065
I'll be the judge of that.

How many men?

>>26326065
righ you are a slut
a whore
a bitch
a brainless piece of shit
a cunt
but not a turbo.
fucking whore
all of you.

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>>26326065

>I jack off guys on cam
>I'm not a turboslut

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this thread confirm why robots think that every single one of the women are whores. who dont deserve anything but rapes -
also, pic of a whore.

>>26326078
Three, including the hand-job lad.

If you guys promise to pay me in (you)'s I will give you my real incest story.

As a fembot let me just warn you, we are siblings and have had sex which is the main reason it's hot, the blood relation.

>>26326177
if he isnt younger than you then i dont want to hear it

>>26326177
Alright, but give some deets first. How old are you and when did it start.

>>26325673
Speaking as a younger brother to an older sister, you can bet he's jerked off thinking of you.

I used to get so jelly of my sister's boyfriend.

>>26326127
How old/where you from and why did you do it?

>>26326177
please post story

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>tfw no cute younger bro to jack off into my panties

>>26326065
Yeah, you're more of a dual carb supercharged slut.

>>26326259
I'll be your little bro for tonight ;)

>handjob
I gave him a blowjob.

>>26326177
Story time.
>>26326281
Story time.

>>26326270

thanks but it would not be the same ;_;

>>26326177
fuck off you whore
you are a bitch. i wanna know where you live so i can rape you and beat the shit outta your head. fuking whore.

>>26326231
I was 17 and he was (?) 13 I think, I just didn't want nerds mocking him for not having a girlfriend at 13, like that is a pretty tall order really.

I live in Ohio.

I would help him get laid in other ways. Like, going to the gym with him, shopping, editing his dating site, and being a great wing sister.

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>>26326341
>tfw no bro-sis

>>26326341

You could also let him study your vagina and asshole so he doesn't freak out once he sees one

>>26326177
Do you actually love him and care about him?

>>26326315
How old are you now?

Do you think Eliza is pretty?

>>26326281
Why?

>>26325784
Tell him a story (can be fictional) about how one of your friends fucked her brother. Subtly ask him if he'd fuck you. He's 13 horny as fuck, he'll jump in your bed soon enough. Only reason he's mean to you, is because he secretly likes you.

>>26326375
24.

I dunno who that is and when I googled it didn't really help.

>>26326456
That's so weird, you've only had three sexual partners but one of them was some exhibitionist shit with a 13 year old boy.

Did your friend know you gave him a handjob?

>tfw no qt older sister to report to to help take care of my erection

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>tfw no cute little brother who jerks off all over my face while he thinks I'm sleeping but actually I'm awake and just pretend to sleep and we both hope the other one doesn't notice

>>26326497
Why do women like guys cumming on their face so much?

>>26326177
Hurry up with your slutty and fictional story.

>>26326524

Cumming on someone's face is a sign of dominance.

>>26326479
Um, no, I hope she doesn't fine out because she could beat me up if she wanted.

>>26326605

Why would she beat you up? Sounds like it was all consensual.

>>26326702
Well, it was a thing for her kinda, she had a really Chadish old brother and when friends would be like drooling over him she'd get really mad and like make them leave.

She doesn't want people having sex with her family I guess.

>>26326758
Sounds like she wanted her Chad older brother to herself.

>>26326551
im not a robot im actually a normie but i hate women so much
women have fight so much about feminism. fuck the partiarchy...
but in the bed they LOVE that a guys take control
they are a completely our BITCH ....
they are so stupid...
my ex was feminist... sharing stupid images on facebok
but in the bed.....
the bitch didnt even like to be on top.....
" cum on me " " pull my hair hard" " choke me "
they are literally the worst scum on the universe
.... they are just fuckable objects... nothing else.

>>26326758
Don't you ever want to get married and have children of your own?

>>26326771
Maybe, all of her family was super attractive though even hand job lad grew up to be a cutie.

>>26326881
Yeah, but I have a health thing and might die in a few years.

>>26326981
>Yeah, but I have a health thing and might die in a few years.

Why might you die? What is the health thing?

>>26325985
>Do you ever feel protective of him?

That's part of the appeal of it, being there for him and taking care of him like that. If he was an adult man he wouldn't need that from me, and currently he acts like he doesn't either.

>>26326006
I would just want to take care of him if he needed it that way.

>>26326015
Him today? His personality would still be the same. I'd try to make him feel better but I know he wouldn't be ok with intimacy.

>>26326231
>you can bet he's jerked off thinking of you.

Maybe so but he doesn't act that way, which is what counts.

>>26326418
The thing is though I don't want to do anything with him. If he started acting different maybe I'd consider it.

Question to all men in this thread: how often do you fantasize about getting a handjob from a girl with sexy nails?

>>26327068
Nails aren't sexy.

>>26327076
What do you mean? Of course they can be.

>>26327068
There's nothing sexy about nails.
Especially long ones.
No one wants to feel scratchy bone-like material on their dick.

>>26327050
Sounds like some odd eroticized maternal instinct thing you've got going on there fembot. I mean supposing he did act like a little kid who enjoyed spending time with you, wanted you to coddle him, spoil him and take care of him, would you do it? The whole him falling asleep with his head between your breasts thing.

>>26327068
literally never, I fantasize about fucking.

>>26327100
See that sounds amazing to me, since we used to have that kind of relationship. I wish we still did, and if it was the case and he was sexually capable, it's something I'd at least think about/consider.

>>26327068
Very often. A pair of tiny girlish hands with long nails grabbing my dick is very hot.

>>26327142
I'm glad there's finally a man with good tastes here. What kind of acrylic nails do you like?

>>26327068
Jizz oozing over long, painted nails after a handjob or blowjob is ridiculously hot. Aesthetically it's nice too.

>>26327068

Zero. I'm a broken man on his late 20's who don't care about girls anymore and only think about end the goddamn residence and drink alone every weekend.

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What if you have to use your feet? Does that change your answer?

If you don't give him a footjob, he's going to die.

>>26327129
He's too young to realize the consequences of what he's saying. When he gets older he is going to progressively realize how much he hurt you by saying the sorts of things I assume he does.

Do you like the idea of how being a bit dependent and clingy towards you?

t. younger brother anon who loves my sister but went through a similar period of annoying puberty.

>>26327129
desu when i was his age, i turned from a sweetheart into little terror. from age 1-13 i was a sweetheart, from 13-19 i was a hormonal teenage anger fest, and now im normal again.

>>26327068
not once in my life

>>26327068
Post nails plox.

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>>26325494
jesus christ were the fuck are the desperate girls to be found

I have searched

>>26325766
>Demands his sister give him a hj
The degenerate deserves what he gets desu f.am

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>>26327068
nails are not sexy
your mouth in my dick is

Why can't fembots just enjoy being gang raped like a normal girl?

>>26327748
This, the idea of nails near my dick makes me cringe because she might just slash at it, even if by accident.

>>26327142
>>26327068
>>26327182
i thought i was the only one. nails and hands in general turn me on big time.

Fembots are cute and cuddly.

>>26327068
That's fear inducing.

>>26327068
pretty much daily. i love sexy nails

>>26325494

No. Not anymore.

Although I did once, but that was because we were young and curious. I would occasionally catch him jerking off to porn, but would never say anything and he never knew that I saw him. One day we're just home alone and started a play fight with him and basically just started dry humping him. Brother realized what was really going on and whipped it out. I started jerking him off until he came on my hand. It only happened once and I never tricked him into doing something like that ever again. I was just really curious of what a penis was like.

>>26328174
How old were you when you jerked him off.