ITT things normies pretend to like for social reasons but are

It's fun when they pass the ball.

>>26325438
>not liking football
No wonder you have no friends.

>>26325486
>five minutes of something happening
>two and a half hours of commercials
>half the plays are shitty two yard runs

It's a garbage sport, period.

Most normies don't actually like football though. They watch the Super Bowl so they can instagram pics of the snack food and alcohol and talk about which commercial is their favorite

none of them know who Josh Norman or Aqib Talib is. Fucking women are terrible

Alkohol trinken

>>26325502
>not enjoying athletic chess where every point matters

>>26325565
>athletic chess

Well meme'd.

Just admit you like watching big black guys slowly kill each other. That is the only draw of this "sport".

>>26325438
i was forced to play football in 7th grade
biggest beta sperg on the team

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This and pretty much every Oscarbait move

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>>26325565
In football the quarterback yells out hut-hut
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant, it was just an accident
But he tripped fell slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't need to go into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a female's butt
Is that gay

I don't really dislike football, I just don't really care about it because I have no team to care about. I'm from a city that hasn't had a team since I was a little kid, and my dad wasn't into football so I didn't grow up following a team either.

salads and driving a car