Well fuck guys.
I need help with this convo tell me what to say.
Here's some back story.
Her name is amy and its the first girl that I've ever texted. I met her at a mental asylum. She's 20.
That and watch the Superbowl. Tell her you're going to mess around with a potato gun, firecrackers, or anything really. Something that doesn't involve electronics is a must. Grill some steaks/ burgers.
Next time don't ask for her to come over, invite her. "Come on over, I'm going to be (something you enjoy)"
>No, my real plan is to rest my head on your ass and use it as my personal pillow. I'm having trouble sleeping and your ass is the perfect remedy.
That's what worked for me.
does she even know what that is? if she likes anime, awsome but you just fucked yourself with the superbowl thing. Shes gonna fuck big football jocks after, not some nerdy anime guy. Also, her brothers gonna be there and rave about the superbowl while she sits and text, so your cucked for the night.
>wtf is watamote
Your kind is unwanted here.
Its a shit-test, just give her the good ol' "Challege Accepted!" meme
Holy shit OP. Call her brother a fag
Holy shit you guys have autism
OP its your fucking fault asking r9k for advice on girl. Just that you said cuddle she knew you were a beta, And the other thing you wrote is so retarded. Like wtf did u think she would say. I fucking hate this place so much
>fuck you all
>my comment is original, master
absolutely ebin, you absolute madman
No ignore her and tomorrow and tell her you're so sorry and it was your medicine.
But clearly you don't seem keen on saving this.
Well done. OP. I bet she fucks her brother, too.
fuck you you cishet rapist piece of shit!
>I finally got over what my dad did to me
Damn how did you strike out on a bitch that got raped by her dad? They're like the easiest girls on the planet. Every single one of them becomes a prostitute to streamline the process of getting fucked.
I'm a 24 years old everything virgin, you autistic fuck, I swear you guys are like SJW comparing privilige. Always boasting about having less privilege (being less "normie") than other people. Cancerous shits.
FUCKIN A I KNEW IT
She said lol, she fucking laughed bro
this girl is fucked up, you can't let her emotions effect you or she will lose all respect for you
"Nah I was fuckin around, come over if u want"
its ok i know you are mad ...
why are you so butthurt about it ?
why you calling me autistic in a board made for and by autistic people-.... is that a kind of insult ?
like... calling "WHITE" to a white person?
stop being so butthurt m8 ... i know you did your best :)
again. is that supossed to be an insult ?
why are so mad about it . its like you are trying to shit into a pile of shit tryint to your shit looks better.
you have no power here
i am. i am mentally retarded. i have autism too.. i also have depression and constantly dream about suicide
you cant.. literally insult me.
or any of the robots here on this board
like i said
this is a board made for socially sexually and mentally retarded, people...
again. its like calling chinesse to a chinesse dude.
its that so hard to understand m8 ?
dont worrry.. i know you did your best so dont be mad about it :)
OP here, this never happened and you all felt for the bait! trolled!
Well fuck guys this worked better then expected. I did not see this happening. Do you guys think she's really serious or is her brother going to be waiting for me to beat my ass. Either way I'm going for it. Wish me luck.
I HAVEN'T KEKKLED THIS HARD SINCE KITTY-TAN
>put camera in your car facing towards her front door
>film yourself ringing her doorbell
>either get beat up by her brother, raped by her father or you actually get laid
>either way i want it recorded
Have fun OP.
>if you let her emotions effect you she will lose all respect for you
don't let her turn you into her bitch. She HAS to be YOURS or she will take the wheel and crash the whole fuckin car.
im not even that fag but i think hes right
dont forget where we are guys.. this is not /soc/ or /b/
and the robots are so fucking ..... i cant find the word .
if the guy feels cool about being like that. or if the guy doesn't give a single fuck about that... you cant put a gun on his head and
" FEEL BAD YOU FAT RETARDED AUTISTIC FUCK "
its like.... that lotr meme
> you have no power here
anyway thats not the topic here
maybe you don't realise but right now you have her in the palm of your hand. what you've said to her gives you the illusion of having massive amounts of value because it shows you don't give a shit about her. subsequently, shes now crawling for your forgiveness/approval, otherwise she wouldn't have replied back after you said her dad should rape and murder her. just play it off cool now, say you're pretty fucked up also and you didn't mean those mean things you said about her appearance, ie. say shes pretty and you just want to spend time with her. if she somehow tries again to bro-cuck you just give her the ultimatum that if shes not comfortable/feels safe spending time alone with you, there's no point of you two talking to one another any more. Just don't fucking chase dude, be the man and if it doesn't work out just fucking move on.
this amount of waffling emotional girlishness can only come from a real girl. Also OP is too clueless to portray a woman so accurately while being so goofy on his own.
oh ok i know you are trying hard to make me feel bad or something but you just cant...
you feel better if i talk to you or if i act like im mad :3 ?
because there's nothing you can tell me that makes me feel bad....
manchild...yup .. its cool :3
but anyway you want me to keep talking to you ?
you feel better if we do that ?
because this is getting lil interesting. i mean.. you can insult me or try different insults but its not gonna work....
sorry to disappoint you normie.. but i think you came into the wrong place...
if you wanna insult people about fat or retard or manchild
i strongly recommend you the boards
/a/ /m/ /soc/ /mlp/ and some topics on /b/
have a nice day :3
>current year +1
>falling for the "op isn't always a lying faggot" meme
screenshots are so easy to take, but photoshop takes a while
Whatever you say, consumer-level analog videocassette magnetic tape recording format.
I can tell you beta autists are curious about how this thread went down so in the interests of openness and transparency I will highlight all of the posts I made. I am not OP. This is the first post I made in the thread
hope y'all learn something from this, no need to thank me :^)
have fun getting pussy OP, hope your crazy girl doesn't crash your life.
you just got trolled congrats on wasting your time
I'm fully aware of what I'm doing and why. It's not a waste of time to help people understand how things work.
All that aside though I am better than you and your tired memes, lets make that clear.
You can tell straight away from the first message that this girl has no real romantic interest. Why you'd want a relationship with someone you have to try to impress and entertain is beyond me.
His viscerally-attacked-by-angry-brother-of-insane-chick card?
Op here. I just picked her up and now we are sitting on the couch. I will make my move once I get done typing this. She's seems really flirty so im 99% sure im going to have sex with her. Thanks guys for this thread honestly. Oh and this is not fake, I would not have believed this myself if I wasn't living it right now.