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You're given a button. If you press it, all Muslims in the world will immediately die. If you don't press it, all Jews in the world will immediately die. You cannot press it afterwards to get them both.

What do you do?
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>Dont press it.
I may hate Muslims a fuck ton, but I hate jews a lot more as a whole
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>>26323076
i would suggest /pol/
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Muslims
The pose more of a threat to us than jews and the jews cant cause more damage than they already have.
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No jews means no one to shill for accepting muslims.
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>>26323076
>press button
>kill all mudslimes
>become jew
>???
>profit
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>>26323076
Don't press it. Without jews agitating shit muslims are just harmless barbarians. You would solve more problems not pressing it.
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>>26323135
But what about all the brainwashed white girls
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Muslims are a much bigger problem than Jews. Jews produce most of the patents in the healthcare and technology industries.
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Can I destroy the button so no one dies?
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>>26323076
I don't want to genocide a bunch of people
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>>26323153
Jews are the ones brainwashing them?
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>>26323167
I hope you understand that's a /pol/ meme
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>>26323162
How are you going to destroy it without it getting pressed?
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Muslims, I wouldn't spare half a second with that decision.

Fuck them.
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>>26323076
Kill all muslims. 1.7 billion less low IQ people in the world. Jews lose most of the army they tried to send against us.

White race is victorious.
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>>26323148
Jews need muslims to get profit
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>>26323178
Its really not buddy.
Bloxx
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>>26323167
Do you think that without "muh Joos" a capitalist economy is not still reliant on cheap foreign labour, that there would not still be low birth rates, and that multiculturalism would still not be in the logic of such a system?

wew
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>>26323132
>>26323156
>>26323190
>>26323207
>>26323227
t. JIDF
The robo jew is keeping me down
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>>26323185
I don't know, that's why I asked if there was a magical option.
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The muslims, because they haven't contributed to bettering mankind since the Dark Ages. At least the Jews have contributed to the arts and entertainment, quite a bit actually.

I don't hate ethnic Jews at all really, it's the Zionist scum that need to die.
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>>26323076
I would press it for the Muslims.
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>>26323219
I hope you realize the entire left half of america wants it too, liberal pieces of shit
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>>26323227
>muh Joos
Kikes confirmed
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>>26323263
>liberals
>left

favorite meme
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Aren't the Irish worse than the Jews?
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Muslims because I'm not a brain-dead basement dweller from /pol/ who believes in silly conspiracies about the Jews controlling the world.
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>>26323244
>arts and entertainment
you mean propaganda
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JEWS AREN'T SO BAD GUYS

THIRD WORLD MUSLIMS ARE THE REAL THREAT

WE ACTUALLY HAVE COMMON INTERESTS WITH ISRAEL, WHICH IS THE ONLY DEMOCRACY IN THE MIDDLE EAST
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>>26323323
Fuck off kike, i wish i could nuke you slimey jew scum and sandniggers at the same time. The world would improve dramatically.
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>>26323402
dfsklfsdlfd
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>>26323426
Kind of true. I don't disagree with that. Although the capitalist pig is disproportionately jewish, as well. Just like OP is jewish
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This is now a JIDF vs /pol/ thread
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>>26323416
>i wish i could nuke you slimey jew scum and sandniggers at the same time

The jews also promote the /ultra edge/ bullshit like this. It invalidates our politics
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>>26323426
Don't jews own the federal Reserve?
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>>26323076
>No americuck extermination button.

Dont press it and then manufacture one that kills murricucks
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>>26323475
So let's kill the jews then so we don't have to be edgy anymore.
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Their response to this is going to be something like

>hahahaha you're a cuck who loves muslims! #NotAllJews #RealMenHateThemBothEqually
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Muslims are meh
the Jews are the biggest problem
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>>26323416
I would nuke you too if I could, although your tinfoil hat appears to be so thick it would absorb the nuclear strike.
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>>26323076
>Everyone going for the Jews.
>not going for 1.6 billion kebab

Are you retarded. Hit the red button and you end the war on terror, solve overpopulation and take out quite a few niggers in the process. You're killing multiple birds with one stone.
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>>26323516
God damn right.

Who opened the gates? Who invited them in?

Who pushed for multiculturalism for decades before this?

Who pushed for aggressive US military policy in the middle east that caused the refugee flows?

I guarantee if we look into these things, we're going to find a bunch of Israeli dual citizens.
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>>26323538
>you end the war on terror

Israel is the real source of terror
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>>26323551
>Who opened the gates?
Capitalists
>Who invited them in?
Capitalists
>Who pushed for multiculturalism for decades before this?
Capitalists
>Who pushed for aggressive US military policy in the middle east that caused the refugee flows?
Capitalists


And sure, many of those rich capitalists are Jews. But there's no retarded Jewish conspiracy. It's a bunch of rich people who pursue their own rational economic self-interest.
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>>26323538
>being this brainwashed

Poor cuck. Kikes and murricucks would just find another target to blame.

>>26323596

Everybody is a capitalist you retard, it doesnt mean shit.
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I would hum the choral part of Ode an die Freude ever so softly and then press the button with the force of a quadrillion supernovae
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>Killing all the Jews, who have been the source of order in the world for centuries.
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>>26323596
>And sure, many of those rich capitalists are Jews.
Understand that we are talking about an extreme overrepresentation here, anon. Not just a slight correlation.

>But there's no retarded Jewish conspiracy.
I disagree. I think Jews see themselves as a unique people, and naturally work together within their host countries to achieve common goals.

>It's a bunch of rich people who pursue their own rational economic self-interest.
This is also true. But pretending like the Jewish role in this isn't of at least special interest and noteworthiness is naive, I think.
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>>26323076
Don't press it
I want to die
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>>26323704
Only a jew would be arrogant enough to assert something so offensively ridiculous
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>>26323076
Muslims

Always muslims
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I would press it. One bloody religion less, good riddance. I can deal with the Jews.
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>>26323704
Oh that's not even funny you prick.
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GOD DAMN isaidgoddamn fuck the muslims harder than anyone. I seriously wish they'd all die. The world would become so great.
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>>26323762
>>26323755
Are there really people out there who are this clueless? It can't all possibly be Israeli college students

Muslims are invaders. Jews are TRAITORS.

One is clearly, by and above, more dangerous than the other
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>>26323762
> I can deal with the Jews
Kek. No one can. Jews are the master of the deal.
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>>26323076
>tfw degenerate ex muslim

if I press it, do I die, too, or just the religious ones?
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>>26323076
What do I do? What do I do?

I SMASH THAT MUTHAFUCKING LIKE BUTTON
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>>26323852
You're an apostate. You're spared
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modify it to kill all niggers if i press it then press it
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>>26324001
in that case, press it without a second thought. if there's one thing we can do with less of in this world, it's violent religious nutcases bent on converting the world to their cult
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>>26323812
Traitors? I hope you don't believe that christ shit?
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>>26323076
Push it.

Muslims number in the billions, Jews in the millions, and to be quite honest, I make money off the Jews.
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>>26323076
J-jews
No! Muslims...
I can't decide.
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>>26323076
Could never push it because I'm not racist.
and I don't like jews that much
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