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Yesterday I had a grill come to my house to watch a movie. you guys gave me some advice... here's how it went.

>halfway through movie
>decide to sit a little closer to her
>she seems pretty ok with it
>keep watching movie
>decide to make my move
>slightly lean back, raise arm above her head
>the arm is about to go over her shoulder
>she looks up, sees arm
>redflag.gif
>"woah" She says
>kinda scoots away
>she awkwardly laughs
>"I think im just gonna go" She says, looking at her watch
>gets her bag, thanks me, walks out door

to the faggot who told me to put my arm around her, fuck you.
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>>26322817
KEK you fell for the old arm around shoulder meme?
You deserved it OP.
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>>26322817
she doesn't like you, try to make friends with her and then get her to set you up with female friends eventually
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>>26322817
>to the faggot who told me to put my arm around her, fuck you.

Why, he helped you realise early on that she wasn't into you.
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>>26322817
r4chan karma bait
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>>26322906

This. The outcome of the situation was already pre-determined. Be glad you found out sooner rather than later.
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>>26322848
>KEK you fell for the old arm around shoulder meme?
What are you supposed to do then? Put your hand down her pants?
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>>26322817
What movie did you watch OP?
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Win some; lose some. Better luck next time. I did the arm of shoulder trick once and I was mildly successful.
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JUST GET DRUNK FOR 3 DAYS MAN
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>>26322817
>taking advice from /r9k/ of all places

You deserve everything that happened, you fucking idiot
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>>26323386
The cuckold
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>listening to the advice of bitter, lonely virgins who have never interacted with women
>fail

shocking
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She left without even finishing the movie? Boy you must be ugly asf even an awkward dude could get a file to watch a movie with his arm around her.
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>>26322817
Can't win everytime anon. You tried, and that's good. Don't hate yourself for it.

Just because she's spending time with you doesn't mean she's necessarily attracted to you. And the fact that you completely misgauged where she was indicates that you need to work on your ability to read women. It's a hard skill to learn, but keep trying. You'll get it eventually. You have to take risks, but ideally you'll have a pretty good feel for where the girl is, and what she's ready for.
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If she got scared off just by you trying to put your arm around her shoulder, she wasn't into you anyway.
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>>26322906
This you should be able to do this immediately if a girl likes you. You probably said something before hand or she just wasn't into you dude.
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>>26323899
>Just because she's spending time with you
>I had a grill come to my house to watch a movie
I mean come on, this only means one thing.
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Well, she was already wasting your time so at least you can be glad she hasn't wasted more.

I have no idea what could go on in her mind that she'd come to watch a movie alone with you and without any further intention.
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>>26322817
>taking until the second half of a movie until you put your arm around her

kek. you were probably autistically nervous and weird.
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>>26322817
you have to read the situation not blindly follow some instructions like an autist
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>>26323876
bitter lonely virgins would have told him to give up and not even have her over or maybe to fuckoff for being a normie

I can't stand it when you normies just blame every negative thing about /r9k/ on robots even when it makes absolutely no sense.
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>>26324026
i apologize. you're right
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>>26323899
>Just because she's spending time with you doesn't mean she's necessarily attracted to you
no one in this day and age goes to someones house just to "watch a movie"

OP fucked up by not involving alcohol in the mix. he was probably really awkward.
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>>26323969
Once a woman puts you into the no way I'm ever going to fuck this guy column, there's no hope.

To her, you're only ever a friend. She probably went over to kill some time.

Unless you spectacularly fucked up the approach, she was likely never into you.
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>>26322817
you were supposed to put your hadn on her thigh and say: I will just pop that here
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wait why do girls want to hang out with guys they don't like? I know the friendzone shit but this seems different.
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>>26322817
>tries to trick a woman with petty tricks
>surprised when his little PUA plan FAILED

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS???????? I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE IN A FIRE, YOU CISGENDER-OVERPRIVILEGED RAPIST!!! HOW OFTEN DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO RESPECT THAT FEMALE SELF ESTEEM EROSION & CISGENDER RIGHTS IS INCREDIBLY ANNOYING!!!!!!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DAMN RADSCUM CISGENDER OPINION, YOU SMALLFAT-PRIVILEGED LOSER!!!!! DELUDED RAPISTS LIKE YOU DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE, YOU CISHET-ELITIST PEDOPHILE!!!!!!! YOU'RE LITERALLY PERPETUATING INSTITUTIONALIZED MISOGYNISM & WHITE WOMYN DOMINATION!!!!!! you uterus-bearer-elitist piece of shit!!! don't you see how discriminating third-gender & closet-identifying ladytypes is problematic, you hetero-overprivileged TERF???? i'm 100% done.
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>>26324087
fembot here, I like to catch free movies from guys, if they're hot we can get together and if they're not hey I still got a free movie lol
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>>26322817
anon, you're supposed to talk/flirt for a while first to gauge her interest before you make a move, you're not supposed to just go in guns blazing from the get-go. don't be hard on yourself, everyone makes mistakes. just forget about it and take it a little slower next time.
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>>26324137
this was at a house. you could just download whatever he was watching.
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>>26324137
Keep doing this till someone rapes you, cunt.
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>>26324168
yeah but most of the times they have \ buy you food and I don't want to waste my bandwidth cap.
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>>26324211
>virgin detected

don't you have some anime to watch, sweety?
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>>26324137
>fembot
>has casual sex
Women can't be lonely
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>>26324334
umm.... how did you jump to that conclusion?? loneliness doesn't have anything to do with the number of friends or romantic partners you have, you know. i could fuck hundreds of men and still feel lonely, so shut it.
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>>26324137
>I'm above average attractiveness and can have sex with whoever I want whenever I want tee hee

Go away.
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>>26324114


Ahahaha we've subdued women for so long that they have similar inferiority-complex-issues as psychopaths do.

CizzzzzJendar. You're dumb. lol and probably a queer. Go get euthanized.
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>>26323969
Girls don't see it like that. They think they have all the time in the world to decide if you're good enough for them or not, and until they decide >their feelings like you, "you're just a friend, and should understand that, and should not impinge on the friendship by being a creep and doing what you're obviously there to try do"
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>>26324211
>till someone rapes you
>she has fucked hundreds of men

she's probably a prostitute who welcomes the idea
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>>26324385
> I keep eating caviar and cake daily, but I can still feel as hungry as a starving homeless person
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>>26324054
>no one in this day and age goes to someones house just to "watch a movie"

Some girls still don't fuck on the first date, I would like to think.
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>>26324137
>fembot
>if they're hot we can get together
>fembot
>if they're hot
>fembot

why do you normies and roasties have to ruin my god damn fucking board?
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>>26322817
Shit nigga, next time don't go all the way around just push your hand behind her neck and around, not the full 90 degree swing
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>>26324499
bittersweet kek
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>>26322817
This has never not worked for me

as in, I do it as they're sitting down, as they sit down I put my arm out and they always just lean into me

don't make a big deal about it
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>>26324081
This OP, try again with this
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>>26324499
you would like to think. but no, a lot of girls do.
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>>26324385
Theres a whole universe of loneliness that you'll never understand. Fuck off
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You forgot the most crucial part you goddamn pleb

You Yawn when you do this, otherwise it aint real
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>>26324418
wow. just. wow. oh my fucking god!!!!! respect that male superiority keeps me from having any damn relationships, you NEET overprivileged robotscum!!!!! acknowledge your male privilege!!!!!!!! all pathetic robots can burn in hell!!!!!!! get off my goddamn case or i'll literally report you for harassment!!!!! IN CONCLUSION: CHOKE ON A BAG OF DICKS!!!!!!!!
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>>26324385
Oh for fucks sakes if your not just trolling kill yourself
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>>26323847
>mfw it's actually a movie
>mfw it was an original comment
>mfw 1.5 stars on fucking IMDb
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>>26322817
I cuddled with my now bf on our first date, why? Because i was into him. Arms or not she didnt want you.
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