If God came down and said you had 24hrs to find a gf or face

>>26322787
Is there sauce on that pic?

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Find this girl and do naughty stuff

>>26322813
http://www.poringa.net/posts/imagenes/2799378/Primer-mix-amateur-de-la-semana.html

I wonder if femanons would even help us in this situation. Bitches would probably laugh at us.

>>26322896
They'd probably save one or two of their beta orbiters. Gonna need someone to raise Chads babies.

>>26322787
I guess it's the pit for me

Just throw me in now and get it over with

>>26322993
>get it over with
>over
>eternity
I guess you're right famalamalamlam

>>26323067
Skip the 24 hours and throw me in

Tell that faggot to go eat a dick.

>>26322787
Well at that point I would probably just kidnap a bitch

>>26322787
>not fighting god
The only way to get a 2d gf is to become anime.

>>26322787
I would just be myself, bro

Use my combined reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee powers and throw him into the pit for cursing me with the bad genetics that made me unable to get a qt 3.14 gf then go have a BBQ with our savior Lucifer and discuss how we will transform the world into anime so all robots can get a 2d waifu

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>>26323286
Are you sure you can reee enough to kill god?

>>26323315
omnipotence means something

>>26322787
Go out anf find a random gf.
I've surprisingly had girls like me, but they were either complete skanks oruggos.

There was one qt girl who liked me though, but I was too stupid to realise it until it was too late.

But yeah, get an uggo gf, ezpz.
But I'm not scared of burning in hell either, that's where I'll end up anyways.

Lube up my asshole for Satan's barbed cock

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>>26323315
My reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee powers already transcend infinity. There is no doubt I would be able to do it.

It'd be impossible to find a true girlfriend in 24 hours, seeing as I don't know any girls. Can't go from 0-100 in a day.

>>26322868
ugly as hell but those tiddies are a1

thanks senpai

>>26322787

Start crafting a fire proof suit

>>26323546
So, you're saying you wouldn't find a single girl who would be sympathetic to your situation and be your gf out of kindness?

>>26322787
Buy one

>>26323631
That wouldn't be a true girlfriend. That's basically a reverse greencard marriage

>>26323631

i dont think god would let you off on a technicality. What makes a gf? Is there a defined point?

>>26323668
>greencard marriage
Tell me more

>>26323677
>>26323668
There was no stipulation about the girl actually having to love you.

If a girl says she'll be your gf and does gf shit with you, then she's your gf.

>>26323678
If you are a non-US citizen and marry a US citizen, they are eligible for a green card. This is the first huge step to becoming a US citizen. A green card marriage is someone who essentially sells/whiteknights US citizenship via marriage to a foreigner to help them. There's no love involved and after a year or so you divorce. Not too soon to avoid suspicion.
Examples in media: Parks and Rec, House

>>26323821
Does it actually work? I thought the US immigration bureau or whatever had methods to see through the bullshit marriages.
If not, where do I sign up? I guess it would be easier for me since I can speak english well and am white

>>26323846
Well, it's definitely illegal. I have no idea how hard or easy it is, though. Might have to stay married for multiple years, living together and all. Because of that, might be hard to find someone willing to do all that just for citizenship.

>>26323987
Sounds like I shouldn't bother
Thanks anyway anon

Kill the muslims. Jews only want to rape us metaphorically.

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>>26323315
so asuras reee? can i get a shop of this?

Fiery p-it of hell because I more chance of finding a gf there than on Earth.

>>26322787
pay a girl $300 to say that she is my gf for the day

cheating God is easy

>>26322813
fatty lovers like you disgust me

>>26322787
settle

>>26322787
Laugh at him and tell him that I'm already in hell.

Dies paying a prostitute for the 'girlfriend experience' count?

I'd text my gf