If God came down and said you had 24hrs to find a gf or face a guaranteed eternity in a fiery pit of hell, what would you do?
Find this girl and do naughty stuff
Use my combined reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee powers and throw him into the pit for cursing me with the bad genetics that made me unable to get a qt 3.14 gf then go have a BBQ with our savior Lucifer and discuss how we will transform the world into anime so all robots can get a 2d waifu
Are you sure you can reee enough to kill god?
Go out anf find a random gf.
I've surprisingly had girls like me, but they were either complete skanks oruggos.
There was one qt girl who liked me though, but I was too stupid to realise it until it was too late.
But yeah, get an uggo gf, ezpz.
But I'm not scared of burning in hell either, that's where I'll end up anyways.
My reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee powers already transcend infinity. There is no doubt I would be able to do it.
If you are a non-US citizen and marry a US citizen, they are eligible for a green card. This is the first huge step to becoming a US citizen. A green card marriage is someone who essentially sells/whiteknights US citizenship via marriage to a foreigner to help them. There's no love involved and after a year or so you divorce. Not too soon to avoid suspicion.
Examples in media: Parks and Rec, House
Does it actually work? I thought the US immigration bureau or whatever had methods to see through the bullshit marriages.
If not, where do I sign up? I guess it would be easier for me since I can speak english well and am white
Well, it's definitely illegal. I have no idea how hard or easy it is, though. Might have to stay married for multiple years, living together and all. Because of that, might be hard to find someone willing to do all that just for citizenship.