Yeah >be me >be 20 >its Monday >back from festival Sunday >nothing but beer and burgers for 4 days >smoking cigg in the garden >urge to fart kicks in >it seeps out >goes from little chirp to jet reaching mac 5 >the air around me turns green as if I am a walking corpse >my legs and underwear are drenched in liquid shit >drop my shorts right there and walk in >my grandmas sees the aftermath >lolyoufuckingstupidkid.gif >crawl in the shower hoping she wont tell anyone
>>26321807 >be me >/fit/fag >start doing keto (no carb) to get rid of last bit of stubborn belly fat >eating only eggs, cheese, and meats >keto affects everybody differently >peeing, have to fart >literally diarrhoea my pj pants >mfw
I was on a 1.5 mile/3k run a few years ago. I'd been running for a few months and getting up to good speeds but because I have intestine problems I always felt like I was gonna shit myself after really the 3/4 mile mark and had to slow down to a walk. One time I just pushed on through and just farted and the feeling was gone from then on I realised it was just wind and ignored it ever after.
A few months later I was on a run and was going at a near sprinting pace that left me ruined after the first mile I was cruising downhill just after a quarter mile from my house and trusted a fart for the final time.
I was betrayed.
I learned alot about running that day as I went from tapping out steps gently, convinced my body was at breaking point to a flat out sprint
Fortunately I was wearing trackies and not my usual shorts but it was still bad. Made the mistake of jumping straight in the shower with the window closed. Hotboxed myself in shit and as soon as I saw my tiny shriveled greenish shit covered dick I threw up all over myself and collapsed in the shower.
Really bad times but 3k was a good run for me at that time as I wasn't unfit but really not good at running. Whereas forever after when the going gets tough I think about how I once ran until I shit myself. Am i about to shit myself?? Then keep running. I was doing 25 mile runs regularly this summer accordingly.
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