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Wild and autistic stories thread anyone?
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Wild and autistic stories thread anyone?
>wake up hungry as fuck after a night of getting smoke on the water stoned
>booling mode activated
>hop into my friends car and we drive to wendys
>roll up blasting j cole
>order 2 chicken sandwiches each
>chow down
>decide we are parched
>count our change
>a little more than 3 bucks left
>fuckyes
>we can get some arizonas
>roll up blasting more j cole because the bool doesnt stop
>nigger shit influences white kids to commit acts of douchebaggery
>gta walk into the racetrack
>our friend is the cashier
>the minute we walk in she knows what is up
>grab the green tea
>make the purchase
>our mission isnt over yet
>count our change
98 cents of bool money left
>we know what we must do
>crank up some disturbed
>roll back to the wendys blasting that shit at an ignorant shitty volume thats blasting our speakers and eardrums
We are doing this to fuck with our friend who is working the drive thru
>order a jr frosty
>the simon and garfunkel cover is blasting hard
"Hello darkness my old friend"
>hand him the sweaty fucking bundle of change
>the order was 97 cents
>we counted before hand and knew we had 98
>told him that we wanted our change back
>watched him count the bundle of pennies and nickels
>topfuckingkek
>the look of disappointment on his face when he hands us the penny back
>turn up the disturbed even louder
>book it like a librarian outta there
>drive home
Successful bool

So robots, top that shit
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>>26321685
Fuck off normie

original comment.

original comment.
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>>26321763
sorry for having excitement in my life faggot
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>>26321788
>having excitement in your life
normie please
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>>26321839
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originallll commento
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>>26321685
Why the fuck do you keep saying bool?

Are you fucking 15?
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>>26321839
Is your life REALLY that shit??
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>>26321685
>hand him the sweaty fucking bundle of change

fucking kek. i always pay with change at the drive thru. no other good place to use it.
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>>26322135
i need to appease the community, they dont want oc, they all get off to cute traps
here you go faggot
>>26321839
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>>26322232
>traps
Dude that's gay as fuck
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>>26322278
I know it is, but I swear to god every other fucking thread on this board is about chicks with dicks, and I dont understand it
They all swear to god it isnt gay either, watch, theyll come swarming in soon praising tranny cock
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>>26322232

Eww... spoiler that shit you fukin homo
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l hope your mother gets ovarian cancer.
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at least you can order food, OP

>be a few days ago
>hadent gone out in months
>hungry so go to fast food resturaunt
>walk up to counter but half way there i change my mind
>power walk to bathroom
>after 5 mins i work up enough courage to force myself to the counter
>"welcome to chiken exopress how may i take your order"
>do you have chicken tenders?(no meme inteded)
>"yes (points to where they are on the menu)"
>ok i'd like to order the four pice express strips
>voice cracked while saying that and face and yes got red
>"would you like a biscuit or roll?"
>uhhhh i-id like the four piece exprees strips
>"no, biscuit or roll?"
>nigger apes at table behind me start laughing at me
>b-biscuit
>wanted roll
>eyes are starting to water up
>a-a-and fries
>look back at apes and one of them HA's
>"thatle be 10.98"
>pull out all of my money from my pocket
>coins and bux fall on the floor
>spend the next minute picking it up and getting the right amount
>sit at table and wait awkwardly feel like breaking down
>when food comes i take one bite and leave takeing food with me
>emplyee spots me leaveing
>"would you like a bag, sir"
>mfw
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>>26322470
thank you for taking one for team by sharing
im sorry about that middle school autism moment
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