Anon, help me, I'm sorry for rejecting you & calling you a creepy loser
>you will never tie a rope around her neck so you can pull her out of the water in between vigorous bouts of tickling her soft soles
I'd fight off her assailants, save her from the trap, cover her up with my coat and drive her home.
I'll teach the fucker to treat women with respect.
>Save woman from drowning because she's a human being and deserves mercy like anyone else
>Help her recover from the ordeal
>Don't expect sex from her or even want it; Why would I want to have sex with someone who called me a creeper just for asking her out?
>Get back to my life
I would keep raming her asshole with an occasional hair pull so she can catch some breath.