Anon, help me, I'm sorry for rejecting you & calling

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>implying i'd save her

>>26321502
>able to speak with her head underwater

I then execute this foul beast, in the name of Christ

deus vult

Well, if she drowned I'd at least know that she wasn't a witch

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Just give me a sec...

It would be uncomfortable but she could survive for quite a while if she's got good abdominal muscles.

>>26321595

well that caught me offguard

keked hard

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>you will never tie a rope around her neck so you can pull her out of the water in between vigorous bouts of tickling her soft soles

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>>26321595
wewey lad

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Can't she just get on her knees?

>>26321665
An anon after my own heart.

why can't she just sit up on her knees? is something weighing her neck down?

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I'd fight off her assailants, save her from the trap, cover her up with my coat and drive her home.

I'll teach the fucker to treat women with respect.

That looks like my grandparents pool

>>26321502
>Save woman from drowning because she's a human being and deserves mercy like anyone else
>Help her recover from the ordeal
>Don't expect sex from her or even want it; Why would I want to have sex with someone who called me a creeper just for asking her out?
>Get back to my life

>>26321595
Lol

aiosdfoimasdofimasodfimaosidf niggers fucking suckkkk

>>26321764
>my grandparents pool
fuck off billionaire

>>26321502
I would cum on her feet, then help this whore

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>>26321502
no

11-2-23-3

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>>26321502
>feeds bowl of eggs
..

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>>26321502
I would keep raming her asshole with an occasional hair pull so she can catch some breath.