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>Try dating black girls
>They make fun of me for not being ghetto or tyrone
>Try to date nerdy black girls
>They want chad
Just fuck mt shit up fampai.Literally no black girl wants a non ghetto black guy and the ones who aren't laquisha want chad.
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Go live in Africa. You will literally be a God-king.
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>>26320717
>Literally no one wants a non ghetto black guy

Fixed, 95% of blacks are extremely ugly and their only appeal is being animalistic in bed.
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>>26320717
Go to France and pick up chicks then, they're literally hungry for BBC
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>>26320717
Non tyrone here.

I think I have this cute middle eastern girl interested but I'm skeptical because she has a sizable number of male friends.

She doesn't talk to them much though, but I dunno.

I'm a KHV so maybe she's not actually interested in me.
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>>26320764
Im not even ugly man im like a 5/10
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>>26320802

Pics or you are pham
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Non ghetto black guy aside from knowing how to code switch in the right setting (I didnt really think that was special until coming here desu)

Its not hard getting nerdy black girls if you share interests. Yeah some of them have really high standards but I was able to date one just by going to comicon with her a few years back and just being into similar shit. Don't give up anon.
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>>26320813
There rate me
Really original comment
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Literally move to africa, you fucking retard.

The fact that you're american will make you literal god-king status among high-quality, non-ghetto negress qts.
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>>26320717
Try having other black people tell you to your face that they don't think you're black even though your skin is dark because they think you have a white face.

I can't even take pride in the fact that I'm black and my parents and ancestors are black without some pos denying me my lineage and saying that I look, sound, and act white.
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>>26320854
Don't post pics of yourself on this site again desu its a bad idea

You're slightly above average, I've seen way uglier guys pull cuties.
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>>26320934
Fuck those people man, do what you wnat and tell them to eat shit

I'm glad I only had to deal with people like that in middle school but knowing they're still around honestly pisses me off, what a bunch of assholes.
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>>26320802
>not even ugly
>5/10
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>>26320854

7/10

If you have a larger than average dick and want free pussy just scour craigslist for cuck ads.

And I think what you say about black chicks is true, most black chicks want ghetto black guys and the smarter nerd black girls want white guys.

You should go for a progressive white gril who will only date you to be progressive.
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>>26320854

You have a pretty rectangular face so it's better than nothing but those lips need to go
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>>26320854
aight for a nig
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>>26320961
thanks man

it gets very irritating at times, but it's not the end of the world

happy I don't associate with those kinds of people as much anymore (or any people really)
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>>26320934
>white face
You have a Caucasian skull?
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>>26321007
Yeah, coupled with loose curls it doesn't do me much favours.
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>>26321070
And you're full black?
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>>26321116
>And you're full black?
>loose curls

Nope, he's not.
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>>26321116
Yes, 100% full blooded black.
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>>26320854
Will you be a big, black bull for my gf? We've been looking for one for a while
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>>26320964
this

better to have an average white gf than a "hot" black one
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>>26321145

Impossible. All African-Americans are roughly 33% white. Those slavers got around back in the day :^)
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>>26321138
The genetic an phenotypic variation in Africa is immense.

If his parents are actually from Africa he could be full black with loose curls.
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>>26321243

All African-Americans are from West Africa.
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>>26321168
Of course man. I got a Phd in cuckoldry im certified for this
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Who full black here?

Igbo master race reporting in
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>>26320854
nice face aesthetics
not sure why people are saying you have bad lips, full lips are cute and most girls like them (included)
7/10
learning english rn
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>>26321286

>0.2% Ashkenazi

fuckin kike
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>>26321298
>full lips are cute

On girls, yea.
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>>26321253

No. African-American merely implies Americn citizenship with African heritage.
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>>26321253
West Africa and Europe, because of white admixture.
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>>26321319

>thinking girls like thin lips

umm lol?
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>>26321286
how does this work? do you just send a vial of your cum to them or something?
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the problem with black betas is that they're beta in a way even white betas aren't. not standing up fit anything, avoiding saying things that might cause offence even if they're true, etc
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>>26321286
My Ethiopian mom had this done recently.

54% Semitic and 46% Bantu.
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>>26321326
African American implies at least 2nd Generation African immigrant and beyond
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>>26321352
Kissing a thin lipped guy is the worst
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>>26321138
Could just be East African.
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>>26321352
>umm

It's just that I have fairly big lips, and they give my face a more childish appearance than I would have if they were a bit thinner. There's such a thing as too thin, and there's such a thing as too big. But for men it's easier to have lips that are too big than too thin. Men look better with smaller eyes and thinner lips in general.
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>>26321388
It sucks when your best friend is a tyrone and thinks you get all the girls like him
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>>26320717
>Be mixed
>Wanted by both type of black girls
>Currently dating an Italian girl
git gud, negro.
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>>26320854
>shallow set eyes
>weak cheekbones
>wide nose

Nice brow and lips though.
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>>26321470

>Hungarians and Turks are Mongoloid

what
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>>26321620
turks originated in western china

not sure about the magyars tho
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>>26321620
Their grandfathers couldn't fight off the Mongol hoards.
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>>26320854
Above average attractiveness. Move to Japan and be rolling in pussy.

Just don't move to hokkaido that's my domain.
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More intelligent black girls tend to not act ghetto. I'm dating one right now

t. Igbofag
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>>26320854
Get a haircut, then get a jawline implant. You can never go wrong with a jawline implant.
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Black guy here. Just date white geeky girls. Many of them are down to try black dick.
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>>26321253
But west africa was populated in the main by ancient and relatively recent easyetn migration
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>>26321850
I think my jaw is ok
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>>26321558
>I'm also mixed, are white girls really attracted to us?
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>>26322472
sorry greentext was not intended
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>>26321940
Why is your skin so fucking greasy?
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>>26322909
Naturally I just have oily skin. Washing my face in the morning usually gets rid of it but I didn't that day I guess
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You look like Kendrick without the hair.
Just get some African hairstyle and get ready to rumble.
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>tfw white
>can have any black girl just by talking to them
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>>26323102
>tfw mixed
>can't get any girl at all
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>>26323102
>le being white entitles gf
Won't work if you have no personality or neckbeard unless your rich
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>>26323102
>wanting black girls
There's a reason Jamal and Tyrone have claimed white women
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>>26323189
>not wanting Sherane's ass
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>>26323164
I have a personality, cleanly shaven, and not fat (though I used to be)
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>>26323189
Jamal and tyrone cant get top tier blackgirls, so they go for bottom tier white girls cause bottom tier black girls are disgusting, I get the pick of the litter when it comes to black girls
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>tfw used to want a non-ghetto black guy but i turned into a racist
:/
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a black girl noticed i had a boner once and said it was small
my dick is 6.7 and 5" girth
i just look like nerdy white guy
dont even care desu
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>>26323189
Most of the black women I've met have been great. Easy to talk to, are serious about life and relationships. All this shit about them being so horrible, why? Because they want you to take some responsibility? Middle class white women are spoiled skanks with zero perspective. Yet you're all tripping over one another to be their fucktoys.
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>>26323296
This is probably bait.

>>26323300
>Mine is 5x5
>I know race mixing breeds fucked up children
>Condemned to have an unsatisfied black wife because black have huge vaginas

Well, fortunaly, I decided to be a wizard, so I don't care anymore.
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>>26323300
>7x5.5 cock
>overfapping and edging
>6.5x5 at best now
JUST
>pic related, my waifu
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>>26323261
>top tier black girls
Even those are lower than bottom tier white girls
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>>26323418
>top tier black girls
>Bria Myles
>Melyssa Ford
>Lira Galore
Yeah, they're lower than white fatties
stupid fuck
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>>26323418
No, stop with this "superior by the sole virtue of skin" meme.
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>>26323461
Aryan waifu fags would choose a blonde blue eyed fattie 3/10 over a brown 8/10 anyday
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>>26321727
>black guy
>in japan

top kek
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>>26323458
Of course they are, not everyones a disgusting gorilla fucker like you
>>26323461
No, stop with the "I want to date a black women" meme, this place was about hating nigs, not wanting to fuck their womyn.
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>>26323492
And that's stupid as fuck
But really, gets me angry seeing white cucks with 9/10 black woman and tyrone's with 4/10 white trash fatties
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>>26323540
Pretty sure this is /r9k/ not /pol/ go back there storm fag
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White women age like garbage, and that's a fact
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>>26323594
This was all of 4chan before you lonely faggots came in and ruining evetything with your ironically being gay, being a race traitor or cuck-poster just to get a relationship.
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>>26323672
Anon, we aren't all mentally ill like you and those circle jerk faggots from the past.
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>>26320964
>You should go for a progressive white gril who will only date you to be progressive.

Those girls just want designer mixed breed babies. They will leave you as soon as they get what they want. Go with black african (from africa) or indian chicks. The nerdier the better.
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>>26323746
>designer mixed babies
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>>26323721
>not mentally ill
>still wants to fuck shitskins
lmao
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>>26323814
>being a 12 yr old
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>>26323300
>tfw black and 6.5x3
>asian qt said my dick was massive

not sure if i should proud or ridiculed
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>>26323814
>still wants to fuck shitskins

He does't know that all latin america and african americans are admixture of cumskin and shitskin.

Virgins polacks sure are funny.
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>>26323878
>having a pencil dick
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>>26323893
exactly i dont know if she was fuckin wit me or not
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>this is never be your wife who would love you forever

;_;
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>>26323915
Post the tits ive seen them posted on the board before
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>>26323971
I didn't even know such a thing existed, I'll be waiting myself.
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>>26320717
SUBMIT TO YOUR ASIAN OVERLORDS, FELLOW BLACK MEN

WE DON'T HAVE A CHANCE
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>>26324072
only if you give us asian qts
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>>26324103
>liking asian girls
>not wanting a high test black qt
I can smell the BETA from over here
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>>26324072
Us nerdy blacks best chance really is outside the US. AA black chicks are a lost cause for multiple reasons.

This awaits you out the country my fellow brahs.
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>>26324167
just come to Canada, plenty of nerdy black qts here

they are especially good for playful bullying :3 :s
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>>26320854
You're a good looking dude. Keep at it. Props on being non-Tyrone. The world needs more classy nigs.
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pic heavily related to all here
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you should date white hipster girls

they get really wet from whitewashed negros
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>>26324495
Black here. Really dont care for race. Anybody can be a robot only normie faglords think certain races can be robots theyre just special snowflakes
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>>26324270
I can confirm mostly all the girls in my computer science class are black

4 black
1 Indian
1 mixed girl
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>>26324270
>>26325191
Where in Canada do you live?

This is now an original comment.
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>>26325272
Ontario, in the GTA
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>>26320854
kent/10
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>>26325366
Not sure if your saying I look like him or im virgin material like him
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>>26325272
Warning
All girls in Toronto either:
-have a boyfriend already
or
-aren't looking for one
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>>26320717
I'm sorry to hear that blackbot.
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>>26325300
fuck you I live in Brampton there are no bitches here, all my retard friends want to move to that scumhole they call "Downtown Toronto" because 10's walk the street every 5 seconds. the truth is these whores are just as shit as the rest of them... fuck Toronto, and fuck the GTA
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>>26325631
downtowner here, they're even worse than brampton chicks, or any outer city chick

girls here only hook up at clubs, and then wonder why they cant find a guy the like
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>>26321316
I shouldn't be laughing this hard
Fuck
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>>26321388
Partially true
I don't stand up about anything tho, cus I don't care about anything.
I work, school, gym (in my apartment building), then stay in my room.
I don't meet people, besides coworkers and customers.
I also have 3 kittens, and they're probably the only thing I'll ever love.
If someone tried to harm them, I'd probably go full Tyrone desu.

Who needs friends or girls when you have cats, anime, and vidya?
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>>26323300
>tfw full East African
>8.5" donger
>idk girth
>KHHV
At least I have porn
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My girlfriend is black and her mom is loaded, she grew up with Will and Jada, just try harder my dude
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I hope you don't become a thug only to please these whores
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>>26326149
Why don't you go to east Africa and snatch up one of those cuties?

>>26325665
Sounds like american heathen women.
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>>26320854
You look good.

I know, but still you can't totally isolate yourself from popular culture.
Then there's "frame" aspect. Ghetto blacks guys are seen as more masculine or alpha, you've got to prove that stereotype wrong.
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>>26323627
Switch Latina&Middle Easturn with black, then Asian with Black then it'll be accurate.
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>>26323627
>Tried his hardest to pick the best black women possible
>2nd blonde qt on the bottom throw all of them out of the water

Nice try, Tyronne
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>>26326423
White women are shit tier, especially the ones from the "Anglosphere" Slavs and Asians are better.
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>>26323340
Maaan, this guy gets it. And while I would'nt turn Becky down, I sure as hell ain't asking or begging for her.
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>>26326575
This is objectively true. Germanic women look like inbred shits too.

t. come from an area where everyone's either british or germanic
Slavs, Mediterraneans and south slavs tho, hnnng
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>>26326575
>>26326602
Everything is better than black women
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>>26323340
Truer words are seldom spoken anon.
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>>26326781
Negroids in Africa live in matriarchal societies, women take care of everything, men ar eoften weak and stupid, no wonder they never developed
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>>26326749
That's because you're looking primary at West African stock, they are not attractive and are built more for survival in the sub-sahara and workhorses as slaves.
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>>26320854
Damn Frank you didn't get rid of that yee-yee ass haircut yet
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>>26320785
Or Sweden/Norway You can pickup some tight aryan master race there for free

They can't get enough black cream
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I never understand how so many black guys complain about lack of girlfriend on /r9k/

Literally, the only thing you need to do in order to get a white girlfriend as a black man is to ask her out, really. White girls can't say no to a black man because that would be racist.

Besides, look around you, look at popular culture. We have black guys dominating everywhere. Black men are the spiritual aristocracy of the Western world, they are the heroes of Star Wars franchise, they are winning quarterbacks at SuperBowl, look at music charts, it's all dominated by black men, black culture is dominant culture now, immigrants who come to the U.S. don't assimilate to white culture anymore, they assimilate to black culture and become "gangstas".

On politics, it is the approval of black people that grant legitimacy to social movements, on culture, it is when black people like it that something is considered "cool". Being a black man is like being born into the greatest privilege available for a man to have, it's like being a nobleman in the Middle Ages, you can see it at streets. When I see a black man walking besides me, he is always taking larger strides, looking confident, dominant, while I walk like a white peasant with my head down hoping this black god doesn't take his anger at me for slavery and the legacy of Jim Crow.

In this context, I literally cannot conceive of any black guy being a robot, I went to school and all the girls only wanted black guys, I went to college and they literally have harems for black athletes, where are these black virgins that I cannot see them?
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>>26327035
Being a robot isn't defined by race and by your definition on how blacks can't have tfw no gf whites shouldnt either because they are most desired race if your alpha. Also don't base things on all you see on media
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>>26323540
It's not a meme, its not even a prank bro
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>>26320854
Realistically, you are a 7/10, probably won't have problems fucking a lot of chicks if you have social skills
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>>26327237
so 93% of marriages between black men and white women end in divorce? seems a little invented for me
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>all of these tfw no black gf threads

all of you keep going after the wrong ones because you're stuck in the past, thinking that nerdy black girls exist and are attractive/desirable

fake-conscious black girls are the easiest girls for black guys to get, because they're absolutely desperate to look as authentic as possible by dating black men

start listening to anything from soulection.
look for any black girl with big hair and a half-shirt with high-waisted pants.
if you even look like you're thinking about anderson paak, she's already wet and riding your dick

on god, son

do it

-signed, a black girl who's sick of looking at these hoes
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Fallacy: muh negresses don't like me cause I ain't gangsta
Truth: they don't like you because you have autism.
Now go do something worthwhile with your life instead of pursuing this base instinct to reproduce.
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>>26327490
The statistic says 200% of the WMWW rate. 200% = 2 times as much
31% X 2 = 62%
math harder M8
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>>26323594
You know, for all the shit /pol/ gets, when it comes to racism they're the most reasonable.
They just don't like idiots fucking shit up.
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>>26323553
Fr black men can do better than trailer trash
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>>26327706
>You know, for all the shit /pol/ gets, when it comes to racism they're the most reasonable.

Hahahahahahaha
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>>26327823
They are though, /pol/ is as badly generalized as tumblr is, /r9k/ is way more racist, irrational, and angry.
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>>26320764
Black men>>>>>other men. Your dating site infographs wont prove me wronf either
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>>26327035
I don't want a white girl. I want a black qt. And the only black qt that I tried to get with friendzoned me for a white guy. Fuck her. I will find my girl one day.
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>>26328351
Yeah go find a black girl? Do you happen to be in the closet by any chance?
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>>26326255
Because even the African girls think I'm a pathetic beta.
They hate my accent.
Some AIDS hooker did offer to blow me for $5, but I'm not a degenerate and don't want AIDS
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>>26327035
>Literally, the only thing you need to do in order to get a white girlfriend as a black man is to ask her out, really. White girls can't say no to a black man because that would be racist.

I'm not even gonna waste my breath on this delusional faggot.
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>>26327574
Then be my gf

You're mighty delusional, woman.
No black girl wants a beta black guy.
No matter how ripped or rich I get, I can't change my introverted personality.
Black girls HATE that.

I also never approach women, because I suffer from bretty bad anxiety and I'm ugly af.
Please don't give these blackbots false hope.
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>>26327574
God, shut the fuck up.

-signed, another black girl who's sick of people trying to speak for others to please others
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>>26329496
Hey, black femanon.
Can you tell me why you hate blackbots?
By that, I don't necessarily mean any non tryone, I mean shy and introverted black guys.
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>>26329556
Boy, I don't hate shy and introverted black guys. Stop it. There are so many shy and introverted black girls that still like black men, "fake conscious" or otherwise. No one's in a bubble.
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>>26329677
If there are, where do I find you?
Will you go Latisha on me if I try to engage conversation?

Most nerdy black girls I've met, hate introverted black guys. They think they're too good, and have now leveled up to being worthy of Asian and white bf's.
It's a shame.

Why are you all so aggressive tho? I work as a barista/cashier, and I go to the library a lot.
See plenty of quiet black girls at my register.
I have anxiety about eye contact, so I don't look anyone in the eyes, but black girls get personally offended by it.
Why's that?

Also, how do you feel about blackbots that have cats?
I'm raising 3 kittens atm, and idk if that's a turn off
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>>26327574
This is kinda true

You gotta go to rallies and blacklivesmatter things and activism stuff like that, these girls hate white men, so you only have to fight Tyrone for them, and then a few of them are uppity enough to not want Tyrone, so you're their only option, though it's kinda rare and it's more likely that they just won't have a bf.

It's black history month too so they're in full throttle
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>>26329750
Not that I would give up my kittens for some roast.
These are my babies and I'm aggressively protective
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>>26329808
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH LAWDEEE LAWD

All the #BLM girls at my school fuck the tall, white, Aryan, and rich Chad's.

I've been called an uncle Tom for skipping their stupid rallies to go to tutorials.
Fuck you

>mfw I hacked the black student union fb page and filled it with stormfag propaganda and baboon pictures

Don't ever fuck with me
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>>26329750
>Will you go Latisha on me if I try to engage conversation?

Sigh.

Anyway, you only think black girls get personally offended by your lack of eye contact, friend. Also, why are you a barista/cashier if you can't look in someone's eyes? srs

I also find it ironic when black guys talk about aggression. If we're are as aggressive as ya'll like to exaggerate, then that makes ya'll worse.

Also, I love kittens. Raising three of them? That's adorable.
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>>26329883
I dunno senpai
I don't really talk to people
I was going off of what I see on facebook and making inferences
I'm probably wrong I guess
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>>26329883
>Don't ever fuck with me

Yikes, kid. Yikes.
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>>26320717
Maybe it's because I'm not normal and don't have any friends so I never thought these stories about black females were real because I'm not like that and neither were the few black girls I was close to back in high school.
Good luck, OP.
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>>26327035
>White girls can't say no to a black man because that would be racist.

It's funny because its true. A white whore would never lose the chance of posting instagram photos with her new black toy to show how progressive she is.
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>>26320717
move to chad
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>>26329808
>these girls hate white men
LOL, TOP KEK, BLM is literal brownie points. Then they go home and fuck white Chads and swipe left on non-whites.
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>>26329883
ahahaha this is so sad
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>>26330230
What does them dating white men have to do with anything? There are even whites who participate in the rallies
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>>26320717

Not true, black guy here

Dated a qt nerdy girl with a nice booty.

She was a little ghetto with her vocabulary, but you could tell at heart she was a nerd.

Anyways I dumped her because I thought I could get a Stacy, only later realizing she was my Stacy.
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>>26330035
>Sigh
??
I ask because it's happened to me way too often.
Scope out some quiet black girl that I have a lab/class with. Wait weeks and weeks to make sure she's actually not just a Latisha putting on an act.
Then the moment I even try and say hi, it's like all her self hate for being black gets turned onto me.
Doesn't help that I have severe depression.
Gave up on women entirely, desu.

I'm a cashier/barista cus the place is close to my house.
I need the money to pay for my kitten's spaying and shots. Like $1500 total.
I also need something to do with my time, and maybe learn some social skills.
I'm pretty autistic and awkward.

Brings me to another question, why are you quiet black girls always riding the dicks of the fattest and most autistic white weebs on the planet??
Like, you'd literally have a -5/10 white guy than a 3/10 shy black guy.

My grandmother kicked me out if the will.
Every male in our family started dating at like 16, so she's convinced that I'm gay and will never give her grandchildren.
I'm 20 would probably kill myself if it weren't for my kittens.
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>>26330280
It's called being a hypocrite. They act like hate white people and are accepting to black people but don't date non-whites.

I don't take bitches serious, cause most of them are good at deception, but I can't hate them like robots do, it's just how the game is played.
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>>26330234
>>26330078
Stfu
>>26330049
All black girls are horrible and despicable creatures
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Nerdy black guy here. I have the best luck with women who aren't black or white. Nerdy asian, middle eastern and hispanic girls.
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>>26330466
>>26330317
Normieniggas, please leave.
This thread is for the autistic black virgins of r9k
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>>26330317

my dream girl

i'm black, 6'4, and a master's student. am i good enough for her?
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>>26330402

My guy, you need to understand that you can't be acting white to a black girl.

She will think you want her to act white too, which makes her not want you because she will have to act different around you and not herself.

You didn't grow up in the suburbs like the white folks, so don't act like the white folks.
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>>26330611
But I did grow up in the suburbs.
Went to a private school and my parents were both PhDs.

And I'm acting white by skipping a #blm protest to go to a mandatory tutorial???
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>>26330546

Yes, she likes smart black guys. I'm not in college anymore but she still likes me because she knows why I quit.
Honestly if I wanted I could take her back right now, though it's been years since we dated.
I just think it's weird so I don't want to

I believe she was 5'7

>>26330642
Well you're fucked Token
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Im black and awkward and ive attracted all kinds of girls including black ones (mostly west-indians). They all had to make the first move because im fucking terrible at picking up on hints
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>>26330676

>They all had to make the first move because im fucking terrible at picking up on hints

lol same here.

We were at the bus stop when she kissed me.
just stared at her, then kissed her back.
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>>26330722
One girl flat out says she loves being around me and i just said oh and kept on doing what i was doing. she had to get a friend to ask me out later because apparently it took alot of her confidence to admit that
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>>26330722
Please
Stop
This isn't funny anymore
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nigger girls make me fucking sick to my god damn stomach like purple pussy ewwww gtfo you disgusting cow
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>>26330676
I had an absentee father. So my grandparents taught me to be a gentleman.
Unfortunately they didn't teach me how to not be a virgin.
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>>26330783

One girl would sneak up and sit on my lap when I was in the school library during lunch I didn't like eating in the lunchroom.

I always thought she was weird for doing that, so I just showed her what I was doing Playing Halo on the school computer

She thought it was cool I could put a whole game on my flash drive

She had a phatty

>>26330795
Hey, I still went to prom alone. Only pictures I have are from other nerds like me that came alone too. We didn't even get a limo together even though we planned on it through the whole schoolyear.
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>>26330330
At this point, I accept you're a black guy but you're projecting too much so I won't entertain you BUT

>why are you quiet black girls always riding the dicks of the fattest and most autistic white weebs on the planet??

I misread that as "riding the fattest dicks of the most autistic white weebs" and hoo boy

Stop with the sweeping generalizations. 4chan is the only place I've ever heard of
black girls fucking with fat/autistic white weebs. Maybe if she's a black weeb with issues herself, idk. In any case, I'd say it's just a matter of finding someone you vibe with, regardless of skin. For a black femanon weeb w/ issues, maybe she just connects with that white weeb w/issues.

>choosing a "-5/10" white guy over a 3/10 shy black guy

Such a damn lie. Just work on your social skills, end of. Change your perception. I'm quiet but my perception of black men is that he's wanna fuck before connecting or anything. I know realistically everyone is different and that my perception is therefore untrue, so I'm working on changing it
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>>26330870

Oh by the way, I'm a native.

Might be the reason why I wasn't treated like the other blackbots?

I didn't even have an accent
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>all the non blackbots in this thread
Shouldn't you faggots be at a superb owl party?
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>>26330783
Can't be as bad as mine.

I on the lunch line, a girl was literally sniffing and holding me saying: "Anon, you smell sooo good!" I kept trying push her away, she made me nervous.

I lost my spaghetti so hard.
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>>26330963

>Like we have cable

Nigga I'm still buying Netflix accounts off of eBay

Put that shit superbowl on Worldstar, then I might consider watching it.
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>>26325631
The hell are you talking about? GO around bramalea city center and you'll find top tier black girls there
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>>26330862
Same my dad left when i was young, recently met his mom and even she calls him a piece of shit because he has a bunch of illegitimate kids. I just got lucky by always making friends who hang around girls which lets my personality shine through and attract them
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>>26328957
I'm rely starting to get tired of all the 13 year old /b/fags on this board. Go back home mate.
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>>26331024

I ended up a huge faggot. and i aint even ever went to jail yet!

wish I had a dad that showed me how to get a girl
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>>26327576
>Implying women don't used men for protection and genes for their children

Call out men for their "animalistic needs" means nothing. Black women just don't go for non thuggish black dudes.
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>>26331205

nigga look like Soulja Boy
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>>26330919
Wow, dem strong Nordic genes. You're the white Americans wish to be
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>no gf
>no friends
>all I have is my job
I'm so lonely
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>>26331273
>>26331205

YOUUUUU crank that boi pussy
>>
I JUST WANT A BLACK GF WITH A NICE JUICY ASS

AS A BLACK MAN IT'S MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT

GIVE IT TO ME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26331205
DUDE WHY!

original
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>>26330907
>I misread that as "riding the fattest dicks of the most autistic white weebs" and hoo boy

Slut

>>26331205
Disgusting
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>>26331205
This is the gayest thing I've ever seen. Got any more?
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>>26331405

2niggas fucking is the best thing

both of us know the backlash of the black community if someone snitches

when we both get gfs, we can end it and nobody would ever know
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>>26330722
>choosing worst keion
Wtf Thad
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Work on yourself man. College educated black women constantly bemoan the lack of intelligent high-achieving black men. Tyrone is just a meme. They may fuck him but no one wants to be with someone with no future and a bunch of illegitimate kids in the long term.
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>>26331609
And why should I settle for Tyrone's dirty seconds??
Fuck you
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>>26331647
So you come here to shine about not being able to get black women then you tell me fuck you when I say black women actually do want you? I see why you have trouble with dating now and you know what, fuck you too, pussy. Enjoy your anime girls and rosy palms.
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>>26331521
>worst keion
I swear to God
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>>26331609

i don't want them after tyrone has gone through em
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>>26320717
>dating black girls
It's like you wanted to have a terrible time or something.
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>>26331609

why should i settle for some girl who still fucked tyrone even though she knew he was no good?

i'm not asking for a blushing virgin,
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>>26330402
>All black girls are horrible and despicable creatures
Yeah. Probably, to be honest.

I found a black girls ID last night
"T'ana"
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>>26331647
>>26331728
>>26331783

three times, why?
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>>26331704
>then you tell me fuck you when I say black women actually do want you?

They'll "want" him when they're old and stop riding the cock carousel. Tyrone always starts first
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>>26331704
1. Black women don't want me.
2. Any non virgin is a whore
3. Even if they did want me, what they really want us betabux and they'll probably still cheat.

I'd rather die with anime girls, a masturbation addiction, and my savings instead of an ex wife, alimony, and kids I'll never see.
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>>26331498
Niggas make good traps too.
Remember Sidney Starr? Niggas lost they minds over that brother.
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>>26331498
pls stop this
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>>26320717
>>26320717
>>26320717
>>26320717
>>26320717
Date a mexican girl desu.
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>>26321558
kek

image saved
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>>26330907
>projecting
Well meme'd
Why wouldn't I be a real black guy?
Would you like a 8.5x11" gloss of my BBC?

I work at a university cafe, and I see all these top qt black grills with the fattest and smelliest weebs.
Not only weebs, but also openly racist Chad's.
One asked me "is the pussy worth putting up with her disgusting her? I've always wanted to try a black girl, but don't know if it's worth."
She was standing right there and just kept smiling at him.
Fucking bedwenches, swear to god

>jus work on your social skillz, brah!
You mean get 6 million twitter followers? Start dealing drugs? Start rapping? Get arrested? Get started to the NFL/NBA?

And what's with black girls and constantly trying to get me fired?

Sorry, I was abused as a kid and I have problems with strangers.
You think I haven't tried?
The fact that I've given up and been disowned by my family, at 20 yo, should tell you something about me.

Nvm senpai, thought you'd be different.
Go drink some more of Tyrone's cum and rant about no good black men left
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>>26331849
Then there's no problem. There's no black woman good enough for you and if there was they don't want you anyways.
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>>26332015
>Started talking to a half Mexican femanon in December
>Went full robot and ranted about how she can't be a """" fembot """ while she'd say no to a guy like me
>Says yes to spite me
>Talk and get to know my "gf"
>Kills herself a few days later

That's the 6th almost gf that's killed herself
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>>26332108
>That's the 6th almost gf that's killed herself

Story time
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>>26332044
>everything's a meme when it concerns something I don't like to hear

aight

>says himself he needs to work on social skills
>spazzes when I agree

aight

>go drink some more of Tyrone's cum

I guess I'd rather suck the cum out of Josh's dick instead, right? At least he eats the pussy

U black men r all the same!!1! I tried to help!
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>>26332246
>calls that spazzing
Well meme'd

Run along, little bedwench.
Master and his sons need to cum before bed.

Hope you get raped by some refugees.
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>>26332126
1st when I was 14, some edgy Russian
2nd was some omegle gf when I was 15
3rd was some kik gf when I was 16
4-6th were all from r9k
All 3 within the last year
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>>26332071
There's no black virgin female that hasn't gulped Tyrone's BBC and had a train run on her by Brick Squad?

Then there is a problem.

If there were no black virgins, then there's no problem.

And how is not wanting leftovers a bad thing?
I want a woman with some self respect that saves herself for marriage.

Is that too much to ask for in 2016?
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>tfw so alone that you imagine playing in bed with your cat and gf
>roleplay teaching her where to pet and giving her treats and imagining the cat slowly welcoming the gf into our small, but loving family
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>>26332291
Lol. Out of curiosity, what did you want me to say? "You're doing everything right by not doing anything at all to slowly get a (black) girl's attention?" Maybe you wanted me to soothe you and coo, "don't worry baby you're right but you'll find one for you"?

What did you wanna hear?
>>
if i get my phd, black girls will like me right?
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>>26332523
Lmao when women try to patronize men with baby talk.
Go take your nappy hair and wash that nasty oil out of it.

I wanted a black femanon's honest opinion, and I'll I got were the meaningless and insulting retorts of a whore.

Be honest, how many guys have you fucked?
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>>26321195
I get the feeling that's futa, post full pic?
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http://hoodamateurs.com/926/MYFREEBLACK/head-cant-get-much-better/
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>>26332570
Lmao no

They'll like you when you have at least 6 million in checking, 10" dick, 4 baby mamma's, 3 STDs, 2 jail sentences, 5 warrants for your arrest, a Nike shoe deal, collab album with Future, and at LEAST one NBA and Superb Owl ring.
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>>26332378
The problem is what you want (a pure virgin black qt who is okay with the fact that you don't exude any masculine qualities) is a fantasy.
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>>26332667
Ya damn right this big ass fro is nappy. Moisturized and happy kinky curly nappy. I love shaking it, it's so floofy. I keep it in high buns most of the time and twist it every night!

>I wanted a black femanon's honest opinion and didn't like it so I whined some more

Ftfy, baby

You wanna know how many? Okay...okay, hang on to your seat or your kittens....two guys. Say whaaaat? Damn, bitch, I'm the biggest whore on the planet.

Funniest shit about this is that you admitted you're pretty autistic and I'm merely witnessing that, so it's all good
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>>26332822
Define masculine

So what, I don't constantly party and post on Instagram and twitter every 5 seconds.
Is that masculine?

I hold my own, have no debts, no enemies, I'm fit, promising future (if I don't kill myself first lol).
Is that not enough?
Should I got get some STDs, arrest warrants, and a rap deal with Waka Flaka?

I don't even care if she's qt, just not fat and a virgin.
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>>26332904
If someone is postng on /r9k/ they are not as masculine as they think they are.
Whining also isn't masculine
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>>26332904
>just not fat and a virgin.

You've pretty much crossed out 90% of the black girls over 18, senpai.
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>>26321470
>Indians are Caucasian
>Malaysians are Indians
>Siberians are Melanesians
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>>26332880
>two guys
Enjoy hell, whore.

I'd rather be an autistic virgin, than a sellout slut.
At least I can go to bed with a clean conscience.
And whomever I fall in love with will be the only one to have intimate knowledge of my body.
Meanwhile, you've been passed around like a beach ball on spring break.
Bet you're that black slut with the Portuguese boyfriend and all those nudes in that imgur gallery.

>making fun of my kittens
Lol, is that how pathetic you """" fembots """" are?
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>>26332904
You can't even look people in the eye when you talk to them. Our of your own mouth, you're beta and avoidant. This is feminine behavior and black women are especially turned off by it.
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>>26332693
This,

let's see it.
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>>26332988
But when a white guy does it, then it's "lol he's so cute and shy :3333333"

OK, shaniqwandra'leyton
Time for bed
>>26332961
Tru
>>26332962
And that last 10% only wants Chad dick baka
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>>26320717
As a fellow semi black robot go for a nerdy white girl. Cuter and more loyal than the black counterpart. Dating one a little over a year now
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>>26332246
>>26332523
>>26332880

This is so sassy and I have to admit I kinda like it

(But the question is, do you kinda like white guys?)
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>>26333006
There are other brothas into futa???
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>>26321195
>shad
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>>26333041
She's a bedwench.
Ofc she does.
She's a cumdumpster for any white guy.

>>26332880
Lel, you're such a ghetto bitch
No "quiet black girl" has this much bitchiness and sass
Kill yourself
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>>26333022
It's not cute for anyone. White betas have trouble attracting women too and when they do get them, they can't handle them. The beta image is working against you and you're just putting a nail in your own coffin by having strict unrealistic dating standards.
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>>26332982
Ahahahaha I didn't make fun of your kittens haha that tickles me

>Portuguese boyfriend
Ooh, I wish. Afro-latinos are a soft spot for me

Come on, are you seriously not having as much fun with this as I am? Haha, I know you playing, you just gotta be
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>>26333056
Yeah, but don't tell anybody.
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>>26332757
I don't know why, but hood females turn me on for some reason...
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>>26333028
Where'd you meet her? I go to cons and shit but I haven't had much luck. Probably because of the anti social retardation.
>>
go to a country where they don't have blacks

the fewer blacks the better since you will be more of a meme that people want to see

may i suggest japan
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>>26333102
>virgin
>not fat
>>unrealistic

If that's unrealistic, then my submissive futas must be realistic aka reality.
Where's this futa island at?

>unattractive for even white guys
Then why do so many university black girls date shy white guys?

>>26333142
>tfw no futa gf
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>>26333097
This is the internet, dummy. How I act on it vs. Real life are two different things. The power of anonymity. Though I am a bit sassy irl, I won't lie. You won't see it unless we're friends.
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>>26333152

well, they hood females are easy to please. and actually like black guys unlike most "nerdy" black girls.
>>
Hey blackanon with three cats

you seem to be doing well for yourself, but I'd work on getting over your avoidant personality.
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>>26332757
My porn history is literally all "thot blowjobs".
Has to be amateur.
Gets me off so well
>>26333190
lawlawlawlawl
Hood girls and university girls are two sides of the same evil coin
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>>26332961
>Whining also isn't masculine

So isn't accepting bullshit from people. If someone sees a flaw theydon't like, they should have a right to voice their opinion
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>>26333222
*kittens
Just turned 5 months today

I'm trying.
But 4 years of therapy and plenty of prescriptions haven't helped.
If 2016 is a dud, I'll either find a new owner for my babies and an hero, or give up and become the black wizard with his feline sidekicks
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>>26333333
Shhhh
If you don't accept bullshit and Tyrone's leftovers, then you have unrealistic expectationzzz!!1!1!!1!1!!1
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>>26333381
Calling people leftovers is dehumanizing. You're an honest to god prick fa.m
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>>26333167
We met at a local store (she worked there part-time). I'm socially awkward but her shyness made me confident for some reason and I went for so it. She frequents anime cons once once a year, so keep trying those.
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>>26323627
imma need some nameshttp://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1454876994579.jpg
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>>26333183
>am le anonymoose
>two different sides
>>sweetest black girl
>>twisted fucking psychotic bitch xD

>>26333141
>you playing
Use some proper grammar, you fucking incoherent sheboon.

I don't "play" when you fuck with my kittens.
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>>26333434
If you've sucked so many dicks that you need exponents to express the exact number of fellated dicks, you are leftovers.

Try not being a slut, and closing your legs and mouth until marriage
Is that so hard?
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>>26333434
Women don't even think men below 6ft are considered real men. Whats more dehumanizing?
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>>26332325
>4-6th were all from r9k
How do i get an r9k gf?
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>>26333463
Where does the "twisted fucking psychotic bitch" part come from? Shit, man. You're something else.

>you fuck with my kittens you fuck with me!!

My sides. Just relax. I'm poking fun at you because you're being irrational.

>>26333041
Sure, though it obviously depends on the white guy.
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>>26333670
Gonna start pocking you with this dick if you don't stfu
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>>26333638
Find a suicidal girl
Be so ugly that she kills herself after seeing your face.
Ta da.

>tfw FBI has contacted me
>think I'm some serial killer that preys on weak females and pushes them to suicide
>there's an open investigation at the FBI because I'm so fucking ugly
>tax dollars are being spent and agents are being deployed to figure out how my ugliness can push so many to suicide

Feel like a fucking x file
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>>26333771
>How do i get an r9k gf?
You didn't answer my question. Is there a thread I look for?
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>>26333670
You're nothing else.
You're just a race traitor bedwench that mouths of and laughs and infests male forums.
Pls die
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>>26333708
Well, that's definitely one way to break the ice. :^)
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>>26333787
I make all my own gf threads
My last one was something like
>I'M NOT LEAVING THIS THREAD UNTIL I GET A GF!!!
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You people are seriously some of the worst posters on the board
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>>26333852
>you people
Wowee, we gotta racist on 4chan!!
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>>26333823
>implying I'd let a used up roast like you near my chiseled phallic member
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>>26333866
Im black myself and im talking about the black people in these threads particularly the two people arguing.
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>>26332880
Fellow blackanon

What do you use to moisturize your hair? I know about coconut and olive oil but olive oil smells gross. Have you tried argan oil? How helpful is it? We got some fruity smelling cremes in my house but I've only started taking my hair seriously. I don't want waves, forever. I ain't exactly trying to get that 'blooming onion fro' trend or whatever that black dudes are doing now, but...eh
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>>26333907
You led me on, faggot.

>>26333852
How?
>>26333909
And don't be passive-aggressive about it
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>>26334050
Not that anon, but you should give my BBC a whirl

I don't wanna be a virgin anymore

You in Canada?
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>>26334050
>>26334088
You two degenerates will be perfect for each other.

>>26333909
Fuck you, nigger
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>tfw you had no idea what a bed wench was until you came to r9k

It's good to know black people in real life don't say stuff like this
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>>26333974
Lol...how did I instantly know what you meant by "blooming onion fro." Anyway, I like coconut oil and argan oil. Helps strengthen my hair and keeps it thick. Have you heard of SheaMoisture? They have some neat stuff. I use their JBCO leave-in and curl milk the most. The Creme of Nature and Cantu brand names also tend to be good. I'm not a product junkie, tho
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>>26320717
Is that a pentagram on his chest?
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>>26333826
Haha I'll try it. Hope it works. I really want a gf
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>>26320717

My black friends were telling me I was advantaged as a white dude cause I can get away with being awkward or messing up hitting on women and they'll think it's cute. I see what they mean now, must be your problem.
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>>26334088
I'm in SoCal, anon. In some lame suburb. Whereabouts in Canada are you located? How's Quebec, if you've been there (I'm going on a road trip soon, actually)? Is it as douchey as I've heard?
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>>26334236

It's true. I don't know why black "fembots" deny that white guys get away with being way more awkward than black guys. Anyone IRL will tell you that's not true.
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>>26320717
Reveal your rap power level or namedrop Future, Drake and Migos if you don't have one
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>>26334265
>SoCal
Degeneracy central
Not surprised that it's home to a bedwench like you
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>>26334190
Yeah, we have something with that name, SheaMoisture (too damn lazy to check). I guess I'll have to try some argan oil, out. Do you have a product infused with argan oil or do you actually have a bottle of argan oil? I saw small bottles at my local CVS is why I'm asking. Also what's JBCO?
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>>26333826
Make one now
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>>26334265
Toronto here
Quebec is a cancer
So trashy and stuck up
Montreal is decent tho
Nice skiing resorts, so I've heard

You're driving from California to Canada??

You should stop by on your road trip
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>tfw tall black guy with a weird high pitched voice

Fuck
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>>26334463
I have a completely monotone voice and I'm 6'3"
But yours is hellmode
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>>26323400
>overfapping and edging
Fapping does nothing to your length
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>>26334403
Oil-infused. Creme of Nature has a line of products with Argan-oil infused products. I have one for edge control and I use their deep conditioner. You could definitely do the oil bottles, too. You could even do hot oil treatment s for your scalp. JBCO means Jamaican Black Castor Oil. Good stuff. Also, for daily moisturizing, many people use shea butter and water, if you wanna be very simple.

>>26334423
Mhm, summer road trip. Never been to Canada. Stop by, eh? Boy, stop. Are you gonna buy me some greasy food and actually watch the damn movie on Netflix with me, first, at least? Haha but no, I've never done a casual hookup before. We'd have to be preeetty comfortable as good chaps first, even with the pretense hanging so obviously in the air
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>>26331609
>They may fuck him
>actually defending beta bux
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You ever tried having indian parents and never having been to india?

You don't get the benefit of arranged marriages, and you still have to deal with the indian creepiness stigma.
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>mfw the only black guy in graduate program
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>>26334747
You can always post contact and we can become pals over the months.
Summer is still far away.
I wouldn't even know how to initiate sex, so it'd probably be just me cracking dumb jokes to ease the tension then you'll leave with a huge and take one 'h' out of my khhv status.
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>>26334190
Cosign on the coconut oil. My hair loves that shit.
>>26333974
>>26334403

Different blackanon, here, but I've got two words for you: doo gro
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>>26335236
By the way, that 'blooming onion' thing is basically just a high top. Or, er, some variation of it.
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>>26335236
What should I use on my hair if I wanna grow it long enough for dreads
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>>26330611
Anymore pics like this?
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>>26330870
>One girl would sneak up and sit on my lap when I was in the school library during lunch I didn't like eating in the lunchroom.
>I always thought she was weird for doing that, so I just showed her what I was doing Playing Halo on the school computer
>She thought it was cool I could put a whole game on my flash drive
>She had a phatty

Tyrone, please fuck off

>MUH LONE PROM
I got banned from prom because I wouldn't take a yearbook picture.
Wouldn't have gone anyways because I had 0 friends.
Bought a burrito and shitposted while marathoning Rocky
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>>26335277
If you're black, it's no different. Moisture and growth creams. If you grab at your hair now and can pull at it, you can set an appointment for dreads just as soon. It'll be itty bitty initally but a proper regimen (including retwisting) will keep it growing. Highly recommend looking at the 'Jamaican Mango and Lime' line. They specialize in twist and loc creams, shampoos and conditioners.
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>>26330230
The last panel will never stop being funny.
It's so fucking ridiculous.
Along with the little Elliot comic it raises serious qualms to me about the authenticity of it as opposed to it being satire.
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>>26334463
>>26334664
Am a near manlet with a high pitched voice, so you're not alone.

>>26336008
Redpill comics are dope.
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>>26336116
only the chad ones are good, I never saw the race ones.
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>>26327035
in all honesty,if i wanna fuck i would.
but im not looking for that cause a man of slightly higher standard can just drag her off like "that".
if she just wants ya dick i dont see why she wouldnt want someone whom can offer her that and possibly something more like cash or status
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>>26334843
I thought arranged marriage was still quite widespread with Indians outside of India. It's your ethnic birthright.
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>>26320854
I'm a white girl and I'll date you. I have a penis tho.
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>>26333333
CHECKED

Thisisanoriginalcomment
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>>26333097
not her but I'm quiet because I dislike the majority of people, if I had positive things to say then I'd talk more IRL
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>>26320717
Don't give up, anon! I dated a white-acting black guy in high school!

Then again I'm asian. So that's not really what you're posting about.
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>>26332904
>discusses masculinity
>lists a bunch of negative traits

why does /r9k/ attack feminists when you half of you basically agree with them that masculinity is some sort of vile thing associated with stupidity and violence?
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>>26320963
beat me and literally everyone to it
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>>26320854
Damn dude, 5/10 is a tad harsh? Not doing a bit of fishing are we?
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>>26339859
Please leave.


Gihhjkokgffubvvjipdhhghhhj
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>Posting yourself on 4chan
The fuck are you doing m8?
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>tfw no qt black bf im a boy btw <\3
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>>26330676
>>26330722
>Chicks will hit on you and try to kiss you for being black

Black robot is a myth, check your privilege
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>>26339906
Feminist detected
Back to tumblr
>>26339859
Kill yourself
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>>26341007
>Black robot is a myth, check your privilege

This two faggots are just normies
I'm 21 and a khhv blackbot
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>>26320717

Where do you find black girls?
I'm in Estonia and I've never seen a black girl, where do these unicorns live?
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>>26341232
I support patriarchal order and I think it's retarded when feminists judge as men as potential rapists/potential war starters/etc. I'm just pointing out how ironic it is that the same people on /r9k/ that complain about feminists seems to share their negative view of men.
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>>26341310
Just stop posting and go back to tumblr.
No one uses the term "patriarchal order" except landwhale feminazis.
Please fuck off or suck my dick
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>>26341396
I picked it up from a traditionalist conservative writer
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>tfw white guy in college
>tfw have black and white girls flirt with me
>tfw not smooth enough to make anything out of it
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>>26341431
>tfw college drop out
>my degree had 5 girls out of 40 students

and you think you had it hard
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>tfw want robots/cyborgs of all races to come together
>tfw half of /r9k/ is edgy /pol/ fags
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>>26334194
Yea thats MC ride from death grips his body is covered in tats
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>>26341007
>For being black
You say that as if i was the only single black guy around these girls.
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>>26320854
You're hot dude, go fuck some white pussy or something
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