Why the fuck is the female orgasm so goddamn impossible to obtain?

>>26320296
Because you are supposed to be a breeder and nothing else :( real love is for men only :p

not true, it's pretty easy to achieve if you're just stimulating it right, try using a showerhead or something that vibrates

>>26320296

because you don't have a thick hard cock to play with.

>>26320296
Aren't female orgasms just a leftover trait from long ago? Like, it isn't necessary for the function of pregnancy, which is what sex and shit is for anyways. why do women even get orgasms?

>>26320362
I do have a vibrator. Sticking it on the cunt makes my legs kind of twitch involuntarily sometimes but it doesn't do anything. It doesn't feel as nice as having a cigarette.

>>26320404
Yes. The same goes for male nipples.

Women get orgasms for the same reason men get nipples.

Maybe try finding some porn that caters to your interests. Purely physical stimulation is hard even for a lot of men with as much visual stimulation we have these days.

>>26320296
It is a physical reaction to the stimulation of the clitoris, it can not be prevented. None of those things have anything to do with it.

>>26320476
I used to have a thing that was relevant to my interests but now that doesn't really do anything to me either.

How do you go about finding a new fetish?

>>26320530
WELL I AM STIMULATING IT AND THERE IS SURE AS FUCKING HELL LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENING

>>26320537
why dont you just manually rub clitoris? Even if you are not in the mood, you just keep rubbing until your orgasm, its not rocket science.

>>26320556
keep doing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will help you virtually. I am fucking you.

>>26320571
Yeah I've tried that. I usually give up after about two hours. Or then I take a break around 1,5 hours, and give up after 3 hours.

>>26320537
I guess just browse. Find something that seems interesting. Might need to find a partner if you need something more intimate (sexting, phone sex, roleplaying) than video.

>>26320639
Where do I browse fetishes? Is there like a list of alphabetical order somewhere?

I'm no longer aroused by fat guys getting gently humiliated and I have no idea where to go from here.

The problem with getting a partner is that I automatically hate everyone who wants to fuck me and apparently disliking your partner is a no-no.

>>26320721
Either look up some wikipedia fetish categories or browse through some porn sites categories. Seems like you might be into some BDSM for a start. And by partner, i meant someone who's willing to join in, not really a relationship partner. You could find through Tinder or any dating site.

>>26320874
nah I've tried looking for BDSM stuff. Not my thing, the doms are annoying and subs are trying too hard.

Also, no. I literally hate everyone who tries to have a boner in my presence.

>>26320296
Sucks to suck I guess. I used to date a girl that would orgasm multiple times just from making out.

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>>26320942
>orgasm multiple times just from making out.
she was faking so hard you can't even fathom

>>26320905
That's a harsh attitude, but I guess that's reality for you. You might actually want to try that dom stuff yourself, and turn that hate into something sexual for you. If you can't do that, my best guess is settling for wet dreams, sorry.

>>26320440
Is this bait? I can't imagine how fucking unfair it would be for women to be incapable of cumming AND to have to experience the pain of child birth. What a fucking rip off.

Buy a Hitatchi Magic Wand you fucking retard

>>26320942
lol you fucking idiot

>>26321095
nah, I don't want to be responsible of some emotionally dependent needy freak.

I just hate people who want pussy in general. I'd like to date men, have boyfriends and things, but every time the matter of sex is brought up, all I can feel is betrayed and insulted. The prospect of sex being something BOTH of us enjoy, instead of a service I am selling to him in exchange for something I like and he doesn't is just completely fucking foreign to me.

>>26321101
>I can't imagine how fucking unfair
You just summed up the entirety of being a woman in 6 words.

>>26321196

Those cause the female equivalent of death grip

>>26321266
Women have it easy aside from child birth, menstruating, and being a slave to the opinions of other's. Unless you're ugly, then you're absolutely fucked. But even that has levels to it.

>Butterface
>Fat with a beautiful face and assets
>Fat with a cute face and no assets
>Fat with an ugly face
>Any level of ugly man
In that order.

>>26320556
>>26320296
>I don't know how to masturbate or pleasure myself The Post
Every time I rub my clit I get eye-rolling orgasms
Sometimes I just stop because its too much for me to handle. However I need to be in the right mood and that's around a time before or after my period. Otherwise I get absolutely nothing.

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>>26321266
>>26321266
>>I can't imagine how fucking unfair
>You just summed up the entirety of being a woman in 6 words.
lol

you wish

>>26320419
>cigarette

Degenerate scum.

>>26321266
Maybe you wanna talk that over with a doctor or therapist. You're not crazy or anything, but seeing professional help is certainly better than trying to find an answer here. It may even just be that you can't be stimulated clitorally, although you've probably tried other ways at this point.

>>26321270
I don't give a shit about stroking some dude's ego by cumming in his presence so this is not a problem for me.

>>26321378
>Women have it easy
lesser strenght, lesser size, the burnt of the effort when it comes to procreating, higher fat percentage with less muscle.

Women are literally inferior in all things except for the things where they are equal to men (and men FALSELY think they're inferior anyway).

>>26321385
According to the period tracker on my phone my period should start today, but knowing that it stubbornly keeps with the 28 day cycles despite of my cycles ranging from 32-37 days, I have no fucking idea.

Still no orgasm. Not even pleasure.

>>26321449
I've quit smoking. I took it up for a while to handle a stressful life situation and quit once it was over.

>>26321600
>Women are literally inferior in all things except for the things where they are equal to men
and yet women have an allure and loveliness to them that makes men do stupid irrational things to please them

they hold power over mens' emotions

>>26321630
No, that's just the pretty ones who happen to be heterosexual, possess the intellectual capability to manipulate men to do their bidding, and are NOT emotionally or sexually traumatised beyond the point of being capable using sex as a bargaining chip.

90% of women still have it shit.

that really sucks
I don't even remember the last time I couldn't orgasm.

>>26321684
does whining make you horny or are you just wasting all of our time equally?

>>26320296
I think it really varies girl to girl. The girl I'm fucking currently can cum just from dry humping but I've had chicks who needed like 20 minutes of foreplay before they could cum

>>26322019
>20 minutes
Consider two hours and still failing.

>>26321600
>strength and size mattering in first world countries in 2016
you're retarded
>body fat % being exactly proportional between genders
you're retarded
>inferior in all things
u r rtarded

>>26322068
Yah but I mean that's when you're masturbating maybe you need to find a partner who understands you sexually. Also the pressure of wanting to cum so bad might be holding you back

>>26322089
>women consist of two kinds of things
>things in which they're less than men in
>things in which men think they're lesser despite of being equal

That'd be the physical and mental side, respectively.

>>26322101
>a partner
I can physically feel my cunt drying shut whenever sex with a man is a potential option, unless I'm drunk off my mind.

I am also truly and genuinely insulted when a man - any man, at any time, at all times - thinks he is entitled to have me touch the dick. I don't want to touch the dick.

I'm only interested in sex once every three months, but even then, the limit of my interest is being angry at not being interested in it.

Where would you suggest I find a partner who'll put up with that?

>>26322220

>I can physically feel my cunt drying shut whenever sex with a man is a potential option

Why though? Why do you hate the idea so much? Any ideas?

>>26322269
I don't know. The mere thought is simply so off-putting, like sticking your hand into a meat grinder.

>>26322362
It's very close, if you think about it.

>>26322402
Would you stick your hand into a meat grinder? Even if it's not on? And there's a dude there with a finger on the switch, giving you a pinky-promise that he's not going to switch it on?

>>26321266
you kinda sound like a repressed cunt desu

>>26322746
Oh, no. No no no no no.

I am an absolute evil cunt.

Nothing repressed about it.

>>26322824
so fix your personality or stop complaining

>I want an orgasm but can't do it on my own
>the prospect of having a male partner help utterly disgusts me
>I don't want to try anything else either
>woe is me

>>26322862
just a female peforming mental gymnastics for attention
why did anyone at all reply to this thread? fucking newfags

>>26322862
Wht do you want me to do?

You *do* know that the percentage of women who orgasm during sex with a man is always lower than the percentage of women who orgasm from masturbation?

If I can't do it on my own, nobody else can help.

>>26323209
then stop complaining about something that can't be changed, it's a waste of fucking time.

>>26323237
>you are dumb for not doing as I say
>the thing you said was wrong
>stfu u are dumb

>>26323282
you are dumb

>>26323290
no u

and your lil dog too

>>26323348
witches pls go

>>26320296
>women are so dumb they can't figure out how to masturbate

>>26323665
I was about to counter that with something, but imagine how fucking stupid they must be to let men fuck them.

>>26321983
quiet anon she's almost there, just one more post

>not being able to give a girl orgasm
You literally just have to relax and hit the sweet spot. That's it.

>>26321266
>I can't imagine how fucking unfair
You just summed up the entirety of being elliot rodger in 6 words.

>>26324012
>need an orgasm to relax
>need to relax to orgsm
Now what.

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Just date women, OP.

Works for me.

>>26324280
don't you think I have tried?

Unfortunately sexual orientations care very little about your feelings and opinions.

>>26323209
>>26323665
Have you considered what this anon says? It seems like you're just way too fucking dumb to handle your own bodily functions and you need an actual person to do it for you.

Maybe you're focusing on the wrong part of your hooha when you masturbate.

>>26323209
he just told you, he wants you to shut the fuck up. You are obviously repressed as fuck, despite what you claim. You just want to bitch and gripe about it here for yous, so you can bring attention to the fact that your so different and thats why everyone should understand you.

>>26321101
That's the trade off you get for living a piss-easy life where everything is handed to you for free

>>26320296
I FUCKING KNOW, RIGHT?! I'm plagued with all kinds of sexual issues, it's a fucking nightmare, I'm basically frigid at this point. But even back in the day when I was a semi-nymphomaniac, I couldn't orgasm. I'd just keep going and going until the dude couldn't handle it anymore. But I couldn't come, not even by myself. FUCK THIS.

>>26324450
Why would you even have sex then?

>>26324450
Why do women write in this style that is so prototypical of mediocrity? How can I tell that this poster has average IQ just by reading 4 sentences?

Becuz god didn't want women whoring around, also I'm pretty sure periods are punishment for eve's bullshit

>>26324492
I don't, it hurts and it's humiliating.

>>26324295
Where, exactly, do you expect me to pull a master lover willing to work for free?

>>26324322
Which part would you recommend? The clitoris, the g-spot, the u-spot, the roof?

>>26324368
What am I repressing, exactly?

>>26324408
>Stupid wheelchair users getting a seat everywhere they go.

>>26324450
idk I had these few years when I'd go out to drink and the goal was to just get drunk enough to not care that I get fucked by the time some dude came to pick me up.

I didn't like fucking, I liked drinking and mom didn't let me drink at the house. I fucked a lot of dudes back then.

>>26324498
You sound like rodger

>>26324120
Just bee ureselve

>>26324498
I'd like to know too. Someone answers.

>>26324498
You've got a problem with people cussing? Especially over something they're actually really angry and hurt about? And you question someone's intelligence through a bunch of assumptions and generalizations? Good for you, go join Mensa. And then go fuck yourself.

>>26324645
Not him but you should just fuck off back to one of your safe subreddits.

>>26324547
Look up the definition of repressed. You obviously have hangups that you're not willing or ready to deal with, and it comes through in your sex life. Some people just have lower libido, I get that, but the fact that you're here complaining, calling yourself and "evil bitch" and griping for yous makes me think that libido isn't the problem, and instead its your repressed issues.

You would probably come to terms with your nature if sex just wasn't your thing, but likening it to sticking your hand in a meat grinder??

>>26324638
That's just how they talk. That's how the women they hang out with talk.

>>26324645
Please stop having a tantrum. You are being exactly the kind of a woman /r9k/ thinks they are and you are embarrassing us all.

>>26322220
>I don't want to touch the dick
How about the mouth? You can apply a lot of stimulation with oral if you do it right. Eg. by putting the lips around the clit and pushing the whole mouth fowards and back you can move the clitoral hood like fapping with an uncircumcised penis, and at the same time lick the clit directly. I had a gf who used vibrators and was fairly insensitive and she'd orgasm very quickly from this.

Of course not many people will do this for nothing in return, so find somebody with some fetish that doesn't involve using the penis and arrange a deal.

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>>26324705
I've never been raped. I've never been abused or taken advantage of. I've never even been hit, not outside of a childhood fight and I always threw the first punch.

I wasn't raised in any oppressive way. I was never told or taught that sex is bad, I was educated in the subject early and in a sane and healthy, supportive manner.

I've never been hurt.

What the fuck do I have to be repressed about?

>>26324779
You're just autistic. Deal with it sunni

>>26320639
Sexting is really effective, I used to do sexy texting roleplay with my gf and it was more exciting than porn. If you don't have a mate, there's a lot of forums for this

>>26324719
I wouldn't call calmly telling someone to go fuck themselves a "tantrum", especially since they came at me first in an a rather presumptuous, uncivilized manner. Not sure what this board's opinions on women are as I don't frequent it, sorry if I offended anyone. You guys especially sensitive or something?

>>26324893
Lurk before posting you fucking literal retard.

Serious answer: identify the muscles in your vagina. Learn to isolate them. Build strength and control. It'll help.
And if you're somehow too much of an evil bitch to do that, there's no hope.

>>26324779
Listen lady, I'm not your freakin therapist, I've never met you. repressed issues aren't always as obvious as rape or childhood trauma; our ego buries a lot of stuff. Things about ourselves we don't like, things we aren't ready to accept or deal with. You should think about that... This is a grecco roman proverb that still holds up today "know thyself"

>>26324852
I've had an account on some dating sites, and as disappointing as it is, my reaction to all unsolicted dick pics and sexual advances is roughly the same as finding dog shit on my bed.

>>26324893
>as I don't frequent it
My god, woman. Get out while you still can.

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>>26320296
Women are such inferior garbage they can't even fucking orgasm properly. Why did we ever give them rights?

>>26324922
>Build strength
I do kegels. What else am I supposed to?

also, I never called myself an evil bitch. A cunt, yes, but he started it.

>>26324938
If it's not sexual then then what?

You're not seriously telling me that the reason why I can't cum as an adult is being bullied for being autistic when I was 8?

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>>26322824
Just go and lez out, you closet lesbian. All women are closet lesbians, anyway. Men are just useful idiots (paychecks) to them.

Stop being a prude and fuck yourself with something.

>teehee a vibrator on my cunt

Metaphorically man up and stuff something in your rancid dillhole and work it around until you figure it out. Fuck, this isn't rocket science. 10/10 I'm mad and I fell for your attention whore thread.

>>26324946
Didn't mean dating sites but forums dedicated to erotic roleplay, usually you don't see people's faces on those kind of websites and you don't even have any proof of the sex of your "partner" (even if it's easy to tell by the way they describe sex)

>>26324991
You gotta stop shifting the fucking goal posts of this discussion. I'm not saying that its because you were bullied as a kid, but if thats what comes to mind first then that might be a good place to start. Look up the word psychosomatic.. your issue is a pretty common problem

>>26325042
Dude. If sexual orientation was a choice, NOBODY WOULD DATE MEN.

>>26325054
Most women can't orgasm from penetration alone. One of my more stable sexual partners had a dick like a horse and all it did was mildly hurt.

>>26324946
>as I don't frequent it

Yeah, I briefly considered beginning to.

>>26325063
Oh.

I've tried a few that kind of sexual role play chats on omegle. I get bored halfway through when I realise how massively uninterested I am to the whole idea.

Is it anything similar?

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>>26320296
Women:

>Fake personalities
>Fake orgasms
>Fake physical attraction to men
>Fake insecurities for attention

Even the ancients knew how cancerous the vaginal Jew was.

>>26325128
Didn't try it on omegle tho, it was an actual community dedicated to this, with some kind of quality actually, people made a big deal of this, there was a background and stuf, just like a real D&D party but with sex.

>>26321101
They get the option of being a socially acceptable NEET thats not a bad trade-off

>>26325129
You know what's the difference between Scandinavia and the Middle-East?

The treatment of women.

Teen pregnancy and infant mortality plummet in places where girls are given education up to 15 years old. Not even education about hygiene or sex ed, just education in general. And women who know how to read teach their children to read.

Women are HARDWIRED to keep shit together. That's how hunter-gatherer societies were constructed. The more rights and power women have, the better off a society is.

>>26320296
senpai r you on ssri's by any chance?

>>26320296
And a good pussy licking?

>>26325274
To answer the question, I must first find out what ssri means.

>>26325240
>Women are HARDWIRED to keep shit together. That's how hunter-gatherer societies were constructed. The more rights and power women have, the better off a society is.

What a load of shit. Every ancient civilization that became more feminized and degenerate was eventually topped by a more brutal, patriarchal society.

When it happened to the Greeks, the Romans moved in and beat down their gates. When it happened to the Romans, the brutal Germanic barbarians moved in and did the same.


We're seeing the same thing happen in Europe RIGHT NOW with the migrant hordes.

Even the USA--as feminized as it is today--has been losing ground to the strong, patriarchal Asian nations such as South Korea and China. It'll only be a matter of time before women and their progressive, emasculated male enablers completely collapse the USA and pave the way for the next two centuries of Asian domination.

>>26325332
And then Africa picks their shit together with all the UNICEF education their girls got and send health care packages to the poor white women and their 19 kids.

>>26325331
selective seretonin reuptake inhibitors, first anti depression med that doctors put you on when you have depression. inhibits libido

>>26325425
>inhibits libido
Holy shit I've been on SSRI's since I was 13 and I'm a fucking horndog. I can only imagine what I'd be like if I wasn't being restrained by medication.

>tfw diagnosed sex addiction along with severe major depression, anxiety, and ocd

>>26325425
Oh yeah, I googled that shit.

No, my depression is going completely untreated.

>>26325418
Africa is basically being colonized by China right now. They own most of Africa via foreign investment.

https://africaupclose.wilsoncenter.org/chinas-investments-in-africa/

>>26325469
Maube a hitachi magic wand?

>>26325458
yea I've been on them for a while too. my sex drive came back after a while though thank god. I think it just takes a while for your body to get acclimated

>>26325523
So men and women peacefully coexisting is simply not possible? Either women are enslaved by their own men, or the entire nation is enslaved by someone else's men?

>>26325570
I've heard they're loud, and my anxiety prevents me from buying anything online.

>>26325332
Oh, and your claim that HURR DURR WE WOMYN USED TO RULE THE WORLD N SHEET WHEN WE WERE TRIBES--that's false.

There was only one "successful" matriarchal society in history--the Samaritans. And they got brutally raped and murdered by the Huns. The Celtic tribes were not actually matriarchal--unlike what your gender studies professor taught you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarmatians

One would think that the USA would open a history book and realize that women aren't suitable for combat roles in the military. It certainly didn't work well for the "Amazon warriors."

>>26325654
Being a housewife that actually raises children instead of leaving them to fend for themselves isn't fucking enslavement. It's how a healthy society is supposed to function.

The reason why millennials are so fucked is because most of them didn't get the attention and affection that they needed as children since both parents worked (if they were even lucky enough to have two parents--another product of women's lib).

>>26325740
>combat roles
>Amazon warriors
Does a successful society have to require war?

Is the prospect of actually producing an entire world in which everyone has enough and there is no purpose for constant war really so unobtainable that it's useless to try and aim for it?

The world produces enough grain to feed every human being residing on it. The reason it goes to waste is failures in distribution.

Men are built for war. That's nice. But is constant war really the goal here?

>>26325847
What about a situation in which women who don't want children are not pressured to have them, and there would BE no children being deprived of attention, as only people who want to devote their lives to having children would be the ones having them?

>>26325851
>Does a successful society have to require war?

Of course not, but wars are going to fucking happen because human beings are literally apex PREDATORS. If you have something another nation wants and you have no military to defend yourself, they are going to fucking TAKE IT FROM YOU.

>>26325901
In that situation, it's fine if you work because you need to provide for yourself. But once you have a kid, you need to focus your full attention on raising them.

And the same situation applies to a man if they had a girlfriend that bailed on her kids and left them with him (I was personally raised by a single father).

Ideally, a child needs both parents, though--especially a mother. When they are deprived of that, they wind up on /r9k/.

>>26325906
>no miltiary
Who said there would be NO military? Of course a society would have to defend itself. The thing is, we aren't living on the fucking bronze age, and a machine gun requires a lot less strength than a sword.

A matriarchal society has not existed on the face of planet earth because it has never been possible.

An equal society could be possible with modern technology, if it weren't for a set amount of archaic brains going about.

>>26325851
>Is the prospect of actually producing an entire world in which everyone has enough and there is no purpose for constant war really so unobtainable that it's useless to try and aim for it?


That's called the USSR tier communism and it failed miserably. Communism is garbage, Bernie. You're literally proving pic related correct: >>26325129

>>26326019
>An equal society could be possible with modern technology, if it weren't for a set amount of archaic brains going about.

And how exactly do you propose we unite the entire world under a single peaceful world government, Gandhi? Is Putin going to just drop everything, take a bag of shrooms, and see the light? Get outta here.

>>26320296
Doing it so wrong

get fucked sideways on a toilet and see if you don't cum

>>26325967
Where I'm from, both parents get an equal amount of maternity/paternity leave, though there is room for arrangements, but in theory either parent could either stay with the child completely or not touch it at all.

Americans have this bizarre idea that anyone who depends on the government is an evil mooching leech, as if the people existed to support the government and not the other way around.

If a single mother stays at home to look after her children, the government should support that choice. If single father decided to do the same, he should have the equal right to do so.

Tax the corporations. Hail socialism.

>>26326052
>And how exactly do you propose we unite the entire world under a single peaceful world government
By teaching their women to fucking read.

I'm not saying Russia can be changed, it probably can't. But maybe something could be done to allow its citizens to flee that godforsaken place into better countries, drain the country dry of human resources.

>>26324547
YOU'RE REPRESSING YOUR DESIRE FOR COCK U CUNT

>>26326019
>A matriarchal society has not existed on the face of planet earth

Yes it did--they were called the Sarmatians and they were primitive as hell and got annihilated by a stronger, more patriarchal society (The Huns). The word "Sarmatians" literally means "ruled by women."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarmatians#Origins

>>26326150
How does women being able to read have to do with enacting some sort of peace loving, matriarchal one world government? Women are highly educated in Japan and it's still a highly patriarchal society. So is China. So is Singapore. So is South Korea.

Do you think they're all going to just drop everything and give up their fucking sovereignty? What a joke.

>>26326152
OBTAINING COCK WOULD BE MUCH EASIER IF THE COCK HANDLERS WEREN'T ALL SUCH VICIOUS CUNTS

>>26326248
Good point, actually.

We might have to use violence to suffocate patriarchal societies, after all.

Maybe encourage asian women to murder their fathers and husbands. That would be an objective way to get rid of the ones who treat women poorly.

>>26326310
Well, since they can't just walk into the gun store and buy a complementary freedom maker, they'd have to kill them with their bare hands.

That would mean a physical struggle. The women would get bitch-slapped like the weaker sex they are.

>>26326354
>freedom maker
>bare hands
Are you aware of the existence of poison? The problem with asians is that they are such organised people. Surely they have access to different toxic materials, even some that kill before the ambulance arrives and don't taste in food.

When there is a will, there is a way.

Besides, at least Japan is already coughing socially, their culture is coming to a dead end. Young people no longer want to get married, the work days are too long for the traditional kinds of courtship and adopting a more westernised casualness to dating doesn't just happen.

>>26326435
Japan's fate will consist of vassalage to China in the coming decades. And your feminist uprising is laughable and will never happen there. They literally murder female infants since they have a quota.

http://www.lifenews.com/2012/11/02/200-million-girls-killed-in-china-where-are-the-feminists/

Welcome to the next generation of patriarchy.

>>26320296
its not senpai, i made a girl orgasm like 3 times in one night lmao just gotta get it down fampai

fuck her missionary, with her legs over her head, resting on your shoulders

smash that pussy

>>26326540
I've read about China.

China is doomed.

All chinese women should just kill themselves and free both their own souls and the world of this misery.

>>26326571
>like 3 times
>missionary
Bitch was faking.

>>26326700
Not just China--it happens in India and other less developed parts of Asia, too.

India is also projected to become a superpower due to their massive production capacity (population, resources, industry) in the coming decades--poo in loo meme notwithstanding.

You feminists need to stop living in a bubble and realize that there is an entire world outside of western society (which is in decline). China's brutality and repression of females makes most middle eastern nations red with envy. They make Iran look like San Francisco as far as that's concerned.

>>26326786
Then what should I do?

Accept that a world worth living in will never exist and order a helium tank?

>>26326838
Stop looking at traditional gender roles like they're a bad thing. There is nothing wrong with a man being a strong provider and there is honor in being a good wife to your children.

And of course, you're perfectly free to never marry, cheat on your boyfriend/wife, never settle down, etc--but this whole "war on gender roles" that third wave feminists are waging is silly and even worse--damaging.

Destroying the traditional family unit is not a good thing. Telling your son that "boys aren't supposed to dress like that" when he puts on a dress is not a bad thing.

>>26326910
**good mom to your children

Is what I meant to type. Kek. I'm a bit drunk.

>>26326910
I will literally tear my womb out with kitchen scissors than ever endure a pregnancy or give birth to a child.

>>26326963
I don't blame you. I wouldn't want to bring a child into this fucked up world either.

I'm miserable enough as it is.

>>26324779
Maria? Is that you?

>>26326995
I don't know if this is a meme or a reference to something but no, whoever that is, I'm not her.

>>26327021
You sound so much like a Finnish girl that I know and that is her name.

>>26327045
All finnish girls are like this.

Some are just better at pulling on a brave face and not killing themselves.

>>26327082
>Some are just better at pulling on a brave face and not killing themselves.
Maybe if they weren't so stubborn and thick headed they would have been happier.

>>26327118
I am incapable of being happy.

I am incapable of being docile and submissive and feminine and motherly. I am incapable of existing in this world in a way that isn't painful. I can't. No matter how hard I try, I can't.

>>26320296
>and retreived the head of the immortal deer god.
Nice.

Rest your hand on your pubic mound

Pull towards you gently until the clitoral hood is revealed

If unable to, rest the index and middle finger directly around the clitoris, and pull towards you to fully reveal the clitoral hood.

With wet fingers, oil based lubes work better, gently rub the clitoris in a circular motion until orgasm is achieved.

This is literally all a woman has to do. Knowing OP has a penis, I hope you at least got a boner from this.

>>26327174
>I hope you at least got a boner from this.
aren't men turned off by female arousal?

Rape exists because men like it when women don't like it.

>>26327144
You sound like you just need to find someone to love you, truth be told. Tell me--have you honestly ever been in a long term relationship with someone you loved? Once you develop a strong physical and emotional attraction to someone, not only will you find it a lot easier to climax, but you won't feel so fucking depressed all of the time.

I'm a 29 year old dude and have been rather miserable since my ex left me. I hardly even feel the desire to fap any more because I'm miserable.

>>26327201
Don't generalize. The only thing I know is increased exposure to pornography has a positive correlation to arousal caused by harm to the other party during sexual intercourse.

For example, a teenager might find having sex with a big tit blonde, just vanilla sex, to be the epitome of pleasure in this world.

However, a NEET who faps daily and visits /d/ might be more aroused by loli's taking massive cocks in their assholes while their little bodies are stretched and filled with cum.

>>26327201
That's fucking crazy, Anon. Nothing makes a man feel manly more than giving his girl mind-blowing orgasms and pleasure. That's why some women fake them because when you tell a guy you couldn't get off, they believe they are inadequate.

>>26327144
This is exactly what I was talking about. Are you sure you are not the girl that I know? You both are so similar when it comes to being like this it's cringeworthy.

Also:
>I am incapable of being docile and submissive and feminine and motherly.

You can still find someone who loves you even without all that. It's your general attitude that is the problem.

>>26327238
If two years count as "long term", I was with someone who loved me. He was an ugly fuck with a childish personality but he loved me more than anything else in the world. I thought I could learn to love him and marry him and have his ugly children but it turns out it doesn't work that way.

You can't make yourself love someone just because you have to.

>>26327289
You're generalizing anon. Refer to this post:
>>26327248

>>26327317
So you was in a relationship with an ugly guy who you didn't even love? How is that even possible?

I've heard of women doing this, but why they do this is beyond me.

>>26327295
But I don't WANT to live in a world where women aren't equal.

I don't want to live in a worth where I am inherently worthless for not being a good dog.

>>26327349
It's a generalization because it's so fucking common, you dolt. Generalizing is the point. No one cares about the 5% of NEET outliers.

>>26321385
Not everyone is the same. Fuck, I know a bunch of males that have trouble cumming, yet its something that I can do within a minute multiple times a day if I really have to.

>>26327360
They call it "giving a nice guy a chance". I thought that would make me happy. I thought I could learn to be a good woman and be a wife and a mother.

It turns out being truly loved by someone you can't love back isn't any better than getting fucked by some chad whose name you don't care about and who doesn't remember yours.

>>26327377
>>26327419
It's not the world that is the problem here, it's you. You are a broken shell of a woman.

>>26327419
Well, why don't you try putting yourself out there and finding another man (or woman--not sure if you're repressing something) that you are attracted to from a personality and physical standpoint? It's really not too difficult if you're even relatively cute and don't possess an obnoxious/bitchy personality.

I've never forced any of my prior relationships and every one of them made me feel like I was experience puppy dog love for the first year or so. Living with each other and learning to grow together over the years is the fucking hard part.

Seriously--doing so will probably resolve your orgasm issue for real. It'll also help out with your depression.

>>26327495
I've always been like this. I have never fit into it, I have never been able to be a good girl or good woman.

>>26327501
>finding another man that you are attracted to from a personality and physical standpoint?
It's not possible.

I am too picky.

I have met about 4 men I was attracted to over my life, and they all turned me down. Save for #3, who was already in a relationship with a girl I love dearly as a friend, and she deserves the best man I have ever seen.

I can't find a man I'd like because they do not exist. And once in a blue moon when they do, they don't like me.

>>26327571
>I am too picky
Then you'll either have to compromise a little or search more. How old are you?

>>26327571
Well, are you some sort of hardcore feminist? And I don't mean the second wave type that believes in actual equality. I'm talking about the third wavers that dye their hair silly colors, rant about the patriarchy, want a matriarchy, etc.

That's very unattractive to most men. If that describes you, it needs to be toned down a notch. Again, if you are even reasonably attractive and aren't a bitch, you'll find a guy if you step outside of the basement once in awhile. Don't even go looking--they'll come to you. Your previous rejections and self-loathing are depressing you to the point that you can't even orgasm, for fuck's sake.

>>26322824
Here is a (you)

There. I've filled my quota of talking to woman.

>>26327667
I'm about to turn 22. And I already tried to compromise. I did try to date a man I didn't want to kiss and I already told you how it went.

>>26327691
I don't do the whole Tumblr nonsense, I know the difference between intersectional feminism and just being a sour bitch for no reason at all save for a narcissistic game of playing the victim.

The problem is that women are naturally nurturing and men are naturally warlike, so while I do believe a matriarchal society would be happier while existing in a vacuum, the rest of this thread is right about the fact that it would be raped to death by a patriarchal society in 0,3 seconds.

Men have to rule out of necessity and I don't know how to be a good dog.

>>26321983
>>26323977

Underrated posts

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>>26327822
Men only rule because the desire for the best woman is literally the driving force behind most innovations and competition throughout history.

Men outdo each other in order to obtain enough wealth and prestige to attract the best mate--this is how society has been formed from the very beginning since women are ultimately the ones who pick from the herd, so to speak.

Women do not do this and a matriarchal society would stagnate and collapse given enough time. They don't seek out other men and they generally "herd together" rather than out compete each other for another man's heart (getting a bit of superficial attention in order to make other women jealous doesn't count).

>>26327696
Nobody said you need to compromise to that extent. But you make it seem that you only want the cream of the crop here.

Do you have any guys who were interested in you recently? Maybe you already have some decent choices and you are just shutting yourself off and you are being a bitch for arbitrary reasons.
Also:
>I don't know how to be a good dog
What the fuck does that even mean?

>>26327920
Men are built for war and the only way for a society to thrive is to be at constant war. I'd like to pretend human existence could continue without constant suffering and machine guns and it can't.

>>26327946
It's not like I'm only going after supermodels. I just have a very particular type and most guys do not fall into it.

There was one. He is plain and bland in every imaginable way and so void of any smell, taste or texture that dating him would not be any different from not having a man at all.

>What the fuck does that even mean?
I can't be the kind of a woman that men find pleasant. I can't be docile, I can't be submissive, I can't be a mother.

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>>26320296
>Women Orgasm when raped

>>26328029
>I just have a very particular type and most guys do not fall into it.
And that type is?

>I can't be the kind of a woman that men find pleasant. I can't be docile, I can't be submissive, I can't be a mother.
There are men out there that don't mind all that.

>>26328029
War = resources = more wealth = more prestige = every 10/10 woman wants you = every man wants to be you

Seriously, society was built by men trying to outdo other men in order to win the affection of the best woman. We have literally evolved that way--that's why women are generally valued based on their looks and men are valued based on their personality, wealth, social influence, and lastly--their looks (rather minor, but it can help). You can watch documentaries on African tribes who try to prove their man-hood as the female tribeswomen look on and eagerly await the winner. Multiply that by 1000X, and you have modern western society.

With a matriarchy, men would feel compelled to simply achieve the bare minimum in order to sustain himself and hopefully get laid every now and then when some rich, female boss has one too many drinks. Women don't complete with each other for the affection of men to the extent that men do for women. Also, dominant women who act like men is an extreme turn-off. There is nothing more unattractive than a stone-faced, female manager.

>>26328122
>And that type is?
A fat guy with a nice face and a good personality.
Most fat guys have weird or ugly faces. And if he's got a pleasant face, he's usually a vicious cunt. And if he's nice, he's taken. This has been true for 100% of the cases I've encountered.

>There are men out there that don't mind all that.
society as a whole still hates me and my entire kind.

There are people in Brazil trying to prevent women from getting access to birth control and abortions despite of the zika virus. It's not about defending a life worth living anymore, they just want to punish women for existing.

>>26328195
Except that you don't live in Brazil, you live in Finland so stop playing the victim. Nobody wants to punish you for existing you delusional cunt.

>>26328163
>women are generally valued based on their looks
>Also, dominant women who act like men is an extreme turn-off.
>There is nothing more unattractive than a stone-faced, female manager.
I am literally worthless and you just said it yourself. I have no reason not to kill myself.

>>26328195
So you wouldn't settle for a guy with an average build with a nice face and good personality? What in the fuck? Why does he have to be fat?

>>26328229
Just because they can't legally do that doesn't mean that they wouldn't want to.

The reason why finnish cops don't shoot civilians in the face is because they can't get away with it.

Men hate women who aren't good dogs. Men hate women all over the world. I am safe because they were stupid enough to let women vote and make laws that protect me for the time.

>>26328195
>A fat guy with a nice face and a good personality.
I qualify in all that. Something tells me you still wouldn't want to date a guy like me.

>>26328246
Because I can't bring myself to be attracted to a skinny guy. There's just nothing there. It's not pleasant. I don't want to touch him.

>>26328280
Not living in Finland is a dealbreaker, too.

>>26328270
>Men hate women who aren't good dogs

This is bullshit. Men hate women who act like men and want to rule over them. They want women to be women--no one said you had to be forced to stay in the kitchen. No one said you couldn't work.

>>26326252
LIFE'S A BITCH, FUCKING DEAL WITH IT

>>26328291
You're too superficial and your personality sucks, too. Enjoy being alone.

>>26328319
>Men hate women who act like men and want to rule over them.
Yes. Those women are not good dogs.

>They want women to be women
Wives, mothers, maids, nurses. Servants. Good dogs.

I'm not saying anyone is actively preventing me from existing. I'm just saying I am upset that I am hated for it.

>>26328344
If a man doesn't want to sleep with a woman who is too fat, that is understandable because he is a man and men are not attracted to women they are not attracted to.

If a woman doesn't want to sleep with a man who is too skinny, she is stupid and evil and too superficial and deserves to die alone.

>>26328270
>Men hate women who aren't good dogs.
Men hate women whom they can't trust. There is a huge difference between being ''a good dog'' as you put it and a woman that is loyal to her man and makes him feel loved. Cause that's what most men want above all, a woman they can trust by their side.

>>26328316
I live in an EU country so moving to Finland is piss easy anyway.

>>26328364
They hate you because you're a dry, sandy cunt with unattainable standards. For fuck's sake, you want a guy who has an awesome face, is fat as fuck, and possesses some sort of rigid set of personality characteristics that only you know about.

I'm happy that I'm a guy who would easily date an average looking girl regardless of body type (as long as she wasn't grossly overweight) and isn't a bitch. I couldn't imagine being a female with a mental checklist like yours.

>>26328395
If average build is too skinny, you must be fat as hell. No one said he had to be a bean pole.

>>26320296
You're female. You have "literally nothing wrong in your life" by default.

>>26328421
I don't understand what you mean by "trust".

>>26328422
You're being dramatic.

>awesome
A decent, pleasant-looking face is enough. I don't even understand what an "awesome" face would look like, inspiring awe isn't exactly something human faces are supposed to do.

>is fat as fuck
I don't have a set weight range, just no bones visible. Anything between pleasantly plump and morbidly obese is fine as long as he's mobile and happy where he is.

>some sort of rigit set of personality characteristics
While I agree about that, I wouldn't think not being violent, narcissistic, abusive, jealous or actively hateful towards me is too much to ask. Nor how it's any more than you do.

>>26328446
I'm about 5'6 and 130 lbs.

>>26328480
Then why can't I orgasm? Why does masturbation not feel nice? Why can't I tolerate sex with another person at all?

>>26328568
You're rather chunky. I can see why you'd rather date a chunky guy. The average Eurofag is probably skinny as hell. I'm 5'10 and 160 pounds and would be considered "Joe average" here in the USA.

>>26328539
>I don't understand what you mean by "trust".
It means not being manipulative, deceitful and disloyal. The obvious stuff really.

>>26328568
>Why can't I tolerate sex with another person at all?

Because you're not in love with anyone, you dip. I've known women who couldn't orgasm with anyone until they found the "love of their life." It's a common problem.

>>26328601
As far as I've understood the healthy female BMI range is between 18.5 and 25, and being at 21 I'd be within the range of medical "normal".

Finland is among the fatter european countries, but the idea that european countries are "skinnier" than the US doesn't mean that a vast majority of people would be underweight, or everyone would be thinner on average, just that the ratio of fat-people-to-thin-people is different.

I don't get odd looks for being my size in Finland.

>>26328641
In that case I am sorry you've been abused in the past and that it's ruined your view of the entire female sex this bad.

>>26328647
What do you suggest I do? We're currently going through all the thousand reasons why I deserve to die alone.

>>26328568
>I'm about 5'6 and 130 lbs.
>>26328601
>You're rather chunky.

That's 21 BMI. That's literally the perfect BMI assuming she has some tits/ass.

>>26328739
>I deserve to die alone

you don't. go to therapy.

>>26328706
Well, it's natural for a woman to want a guy bigger than them, but why not settle for a fit, slightly muscular dude? Why does he have to be an obese lardass?

>>26328739
>In that case I am sorry you've been abused in the past and that it's ruined your view of the entire female sex this bad.
I haven't been abused or whatever. You just asked me what trust means and I answered you.

Really?

I make my girlfriend orgasm in 60 seconds. I spread her pussy out and rub her clit in circles with my finger gently and when she orgasms a load of vagina juice leaks out and then she's in this hysterical fit of begging for my dick.

>>26328787
>buttmad fitfag on damage control

>>26328751
I'm about 75DD in european sizes, about 07 waist-to-hip ratio. I'm no Nicki Minaj but I'd think I'm decent for a white girl.

mfw when really good at eating pussy, love giving girls multiple orgasms, nobody wants to date me

>>26328844
0.7 is optimal too. Assuming you have no deformities you are at least a 7/10 just from your build.

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>goes down on me, feels amazing
>ask if I can grind against his face, he says sure
>end up giving him a sore jaw, chapped lips, and an overstretched tongue

>tfw feels bad, but at least I got cummies

>>26328787
I don't like the way muscles look and feel. Muscle isn't soft in the same way. I want soft.

>>26328793
Oh, alright. I just didn't want to pull an Not All Men on you. But I'm not like that and most women are not like that.

>>26328829
I'm not really fit, but I work to do some lifting at my job so I'm not all jelly. I'm this fag: >>26328601


Also, I really had no idea what the average weight was for a woman since I never really discussed weight with any of my ex girlfriends. They were all average weight, but chunky girls can be cute, too.

>>26328739
Dude, just get out more. Go to the pub and live a little or something. If you're in university, come out of your shell and talk to people. I'm just picturing you as some average looking blonde or some shit and I can't understand how you're having trouble finding a guy.

>>26328899
>But I'm not like that and most women are not like that.
Maybe. Still, something tells me you still wouldn't want to date me after all that for whatever reason.

>>26328920
>Go to the pub and live a little or something.
I can't stand sex sober and I can't stand getting drunk enough to fuck anymore.

>If you're in university, come out of your shell and talk to people.
there is no university in my town, but I'm trying to get into vocational school

>I'm just picturing you as some average looking blonde or some shit
That's pretty much it but I did shave my head a while ago. Realised I like it like this.

>>26328899
>I don't like the way muscles look and feel. Muscle isn't soft in the same way. I want soft.

You want a fat beta. Shit's not hard to find. You're on a board filled with them.

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I want to sum this insane thread up. OP is:

-an intersectional feminist
-who fucked all kinds of men for booze as a kid
-who hates male arousal, hates men, and still expects to be loved by one who'll fuck once a month
-and yet still believes being a strong feminizy wymnyzy emancipated woman has helped her get ahead in life

finland what the FUCK

>>26329005
>I can't stand getting drunk enough to fuck anymore.
You sure didn't seem to mind here: >>26324547
lel

>>26329042
And to top it all off, her dream man is a fat, emasculated cuck.

>>26320296
>tfw lez being
>>absolutely no problem achieving orgasm

Perhaps you should switch teams sweetie

>>26329067
this isn't even bringing up the episode where she settled for a betabux she didn't like before bailing

>>26329005
>I did shave my head a while ago
That knocks a few points off your attractiveness score.

>>26329082
This. I think she's a lesbian and doesn't even realize it.

>>26329042
>-an intersectional feminist
I aknowledge that racism and sexism can exist at the same time and that I, as a white girl, have it pretty easy. I wasn't aware that that is a bad thing.

>-who fucked all kinds of men for booze as a kid
18-19-year old isn't really a kid

>-who hates male arousal, hates men, and still expects to be loved by one who'll fuck once a month
I hate the men who think they are entitled to me for sexual services for nothing or next to nothing in return.

>-and yet still believes being a strong feminizy wymnyzy emancipated woman has helped her get ahead in life
I don't believe being hard-headed and independent has helped me get ahead in life. I believe it makes me incompatible to a non-feminist society, and I keep flipping a coin on whether it's easier to kill myself or the world around me.

I can't be a good dog. I would if I could but I can't so I won't.

>>26329055
I need disgusting amounts of alcohol to sedate myself enough for sex. I don't see where I contradicted myself concerning that.

>>26329082
>>26329146
I've tried that, but I can't. I just can't bring myself to being attracted to women. Not even trans women, the "she" pronoun itself and alone kills my interest.

>>26329134
It just made me so unhappy. I kept trying to grow my hair long and kept getting bored of it and cutting it short and trying to grow it long and bleach it blonde and then getting bored and dying it dark purple, back and forth and back and forth until I got sick of it and shaved it off.

And I like it like this.

>>26329146
Maybe.
Personally tho, I think she needs to find a guy who really makes her feel like a girl.

most nord guys are so polite it comes off as obsequious. No girl feels like a girl when her man is submitting to her. She thinks "I know I suck, and if this guy is submitting to me he HAS to be worse than me, and FUCK THAT SHIT"

She wants to find some dude who's so awesome that she WANTS and TRUSTS him to run her life for her, WITHOUT ABUSING that trust.

this is what women generally want.

>>26329199
You whored yourself out for alcohol to random people you physically loathed and now associate sex with a drunken act you must dissociate yourself from. Good going. You ruined sex for yourself forever.

I bet some of those men were muscular and skinny so now you're completely turned off from those body types since it gives you flashbacks or some shit.

You don't need a boyfriend, you need a psychiatrist who can treat your depression and whatever other issues that may be comorbid.

>>26329270
No, sorry, I'll rather have my head cut off to have a dude try to dominate me. if someone tries to dominate me I can assure you I am going to go full self-defense mode and bite him in the throat.

>>26329343
I liked fat guys long before I had my first taste of alcohol.

I liked fat guys long before I knew what sex or sexual attraction was.

>>26329360
>if someone tries to dominate me I can assure you I am going to go full self-defense mode and bite him in the throat.
Hot.

>>26329391
No, seriously. I don't care where he's from. Finnish, american, turkish, I don't give a shit what the Way Of His People is, nobody fucking touches me unless I want them to.

>>26329531
You hate sex, yet are attracted to fat, submissive men who will not have sex with you. I suggest looking for some sort of asexual community if you don't want to seek out therapy.

>>26329568
>asexual community
Where do I look for something like that?

>>26329587
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=asexual+forum

>>26329531
>unless I want them to.

you dumb cunt, that's what i fucking said

you have to find someone who makes you WANT THEM TO RUN YOUR LIFE, and then you have to LET HIM, and HOPE he doesn't fuck you over.

if you tried to bite me i'd knock you the fuck out and so would any self respecting male, get fucking real

>>26329360
It's not about being dominated. It's about having someone you completely trust who is always there to back you up in times of need.

>>26329730
You had that and you threw him away because he wasn't fat enough or some shit. Get real.

Seriously--see a doctor.

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>>26320296
>For fuck's sake I just want to stop feeling like shit for 5 fucking minutes.
try meditation , it helps relax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8oKWQiEWYs

>>26329629
>WANT THEM TO RUN YOUR LIFE
>LET HIM
>HOPE he doesn't fuck you over.
That sounds worse than death.

>>26329730
I don't understand how that differs from a completely normal relationship.

>>26329774
>you had that
Do you really want an extensive list of every single thing I didn't like about my ex?

Every single one?

Because that's going to take all day.

>>26329778
Thank you. I'd forgotten meditation is a thing. It's not euphoria but I guess it'll do.

>>26329531
I am a soft/overweight guy with no bones visible as you described a very handsome face, a great personality and able to come over there easily. I have all the things you want in a man from what you've said so far. Would you date me? And if not, care to explain why not?
I know why I myself wouldn't date you but satisfy my curiosity for a bit.

>>26329893
I don't see any reason why I wouldn't. You sound lovely though I don't know if I'd need an explanation why I'm not good enough for a full judgement.

>>26329852
Let me guess: he tried to have sex with you some time during those two years? Newsflash: normal people consider sex to be the ultimate show of affection because normal people don't use it as some bargaining chip in order to get free alcohol from strangers who probably ravaged your body. Two people who are deeply in love with each other climaxing simultaneously is a great experience for a normal person, but someone like you considers it disgustingly repulsive.

You're so messed up that your ex probably didn't even have an ugly face--it just looked ugly to you since you're so mentally fucked.

>>26329852
You wish you were a man

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>>26320296
>Women not orgasacumming in the year of our lord 20172K
>Probably doesn't lift

>>26329962
That or she just feels unlovable. Look up borderline personality disorder in the dsm5

>>26329926
>I don't know if I'd need an explanation why I'm not good enough for a full judgement.
I don't mind your problems, but there are a couple of things about you that bother me. One is easily fixed but I don't know if I can get over the other one.

>>26329931
He was ten years older than me and acted like a little kid. He's the kind of a guy who'll stick a finger into your mouth when you yawn, every fucking time. He was full of that kind of annoying little things that he thought were funny and just would not understand that "stop that" means "never do that again".

He looks like the ginger mashup of Russel Crowe and Peter Dinklage, and he really, really would have needed braces growing up. I'm not exceptionally tall but he was only up to my shoulder.

He used the words "white" and "american" interchargeably. He'd grab my leg when it fell asleep no matter how many times I told him to not do that because it feels fucking awful when someone does that.

He was extremely jealous and had anxiety fits when I went out with two female friends and one of their boyfriend, or accepted a job with a male employee. He explained to me that all his previous girlfriends had cheated on him, and that somehow just was some kind of an original sin that I was supposed to suffer for.

He thinks Family Guy is funny.

Sex with him was tolerable, since he has the smallest penis I have ever seen in the wild, and he only wanted it maybe once per month. We still had somewhat of a silent agreement that it was OK for him to get me drunk enough to fuck whenever he had the need.

Sex was the least of our problems.

>>26320296
I used to have this problem where I would try for an hour and nothing. You gotta get yourself in the mood a lot of the time because you need a lubricant. Try just touching and groping yourself, listening or watching porn, getting comfortable, and being patient. Masturbate for the pleasure of how it feels and not the orgasm and it will eventually come to you.

>>26330081
>he has the smallest penis I have ever seen in the wild
How small exactly?

I managed to get one before reaching the end of your whiny ass blogpost.

you're just a fucking failure opie.

>>26329852
>That sounds worse than death.
then fucking kill yourself because that's life

>>26330081
You sound like a nightmare. Kek.

>>26330086
She basically let men have their way with her in order to score alcohol in the past and they treated her like a piece of worthless meat. Now she hates sex.

Her problems run far deeper than that.

>>26330066
Feel free to elaborate.

>>26330128
Not a medical micropenis. Enough that I was surprised at it the size the first time I saw it. I don't remember details, I wasn't sober for most of the time.

>>26330147
Not wanting to raise someone else's manchild makes me a nightmare now?

>>26330081
why would you would choose to date someone like him?

>>26330215
I would like to point out that these men did not buy me alcohol. I bought my own alcohol, a dude just always showed up from somewhere to pick up what was left.

At that point, I was usually just too drunk to care. It was easier to go along than make my way home.

>>26330227
He sounds a bit annoying, but a lot of that stuff is pretty minor. Also, you just sound intolerable. See:

>Sex with him was tolerable, since he has the smallest penis I have ever seen in the wild, and he only wanted it maybe once per month. We still had somewhat of a silent agreement that it was OK for him to get me drunk enough to fuck whenever he had the need.

I feel really bad for that guy and I couldn't imagine being with a woman that hated me physically, sexually, and emotionally. Poor dude. I bet you put him through hell.

>>26330262
I agree, and she still acts like a martyr for dating him

>>26330245
Because he loved me.

I figured he's my only shot at this and I'll never find someone who'd want me again, so it was best to just grit your teeth and carry on, make the relationship work no matter what.

it took two years before I realised dying alone is better than a lifetime with him.

Or well, to be more precise, I had dumped him about once or twice per month for about a year already and he had always whined and begged me back until one day I just did not yield.

Imagine trying to abandon someone else's kid to a trailway station, except that he keeps following you around and bawling and begging for you to not leave him.

>>26330262
>>26330310
I am not going to deny in any way that I fucked him over and what I did to him was criminal.

my only defense is that I was 19 and I'd never had a real boyfriend before. I didn't know what I was getting into, I thought I could learn to endure him eventually. It didn't occur to me that I'd break his heart.

>>26330327
You sound like a fucking horrible human being. Jesus Christ.

>>26330327
YOU FEEL UNLOVABLE

>>26330359
>It didn't occur to me that I'd break his heart.
this is how fucking selfish women are

srsly OP, some people should just kill themselves. You might be one.

>>26330369
Does it help in any way at all that I aknowledge that what I did was monstrous and that I regret doing it? if I could go back to the first moment we started talking, I wouldn't have done any of it.

>>26330227
>Feel free to elaborate.
Fine. First of all your shaved head. Just as you like a soft guy with a handsome face I also want my girl to have at least chin length hair. Whatever color that might be. I don't really care.

And second (and the real problem here), a girl that has been with lots of men before is a turn off in general. I don't expect or want a virgin but a high partner count isn't really appealing.

It is a damn shame though cause I really wouldn't mind dating you otherwise.

>>26330418
I was 19. I didn't know what I was getting into. I'd never had a relationship before.

>>26330425
Okay.

to be honest I have literally zero interest into a guy who has a problem with how I wear my hair or whether I have any, or the things I've done before I met him.

I already tried pretending to be someone I'm not to make a relationship work. It didn't work.

>>26330418
It's partly his fault too, for being beta enough to beg to get you back.

>>26330254
tits or gtfo

original answer

>>26330422
Not really. It sounds like you projected all of your hatred for men onto a weak target and got your kicks fucking with him and breaking up with him over and over and over for years. Since you always took him back, he probably sat there agonizing during that week apart from the relationship while praying to himself that you'd come back around and love him again. But you never actually loved him at all, of course.

Man, I've been single for awhile, but reading stuff like that really makes me want to avoid women altogether. I had an ex like you when I was younger and I'm not even a bad looking guy.

>>26330443
You haven't changed at all, you retard.

>>26330480
This is just you being selfish though.

>>26330480
nobody gives a fuck about your shitty vagina

>>26330443
You don't even believe that this makes up for what you did. You expect me to believe that shit? You're a fucking awful person. Stop acting like a slimy bitch and own up to your shit.

You broke his heart because it was convenient for you.

>>26330491
He would whine and beg and whine and beg and whine and beg until I took him back. Every single time when I left him I made him swear he wouldn't contact me again - a few times I treatened suicide if he would, I was just so sick of never being free of him again - and every time he did.

I regret breaking his heart but to be perfectly honest his life was ruined long before he made me involved in it.

>>26330576
http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/borderline-personality-disorder/

Read that. It's you.

>>26330576
>few times I treatened suicide
Girls who do that are never trustworthy.

what the fuck happened in this thread?

>>26330081
>he has the smallest penis I have ever seen in the wild
So what size do you consider good then?

>tfw submissive who specializes in making girls with stubborn orgasms feel comfy and loved and relaxed and sexy, so that they can get off
>tfw there's a whole weird esoteric art to getting girls to chill out and not think you're a) bored, b) annoyed, c) turned off by them, e) ten thousand other fucking things
>tfw once you finally get inside their head and psychically imprint on them that they can really just lie back and have a good time, it's the most gratifying thing ever
>tfw weird fetishes

I feel bad for chicks. Men are cartoonishly bad at understanding this shit, nine times out of ten. Just from what I've seen.

>>26330508
He knew from the start that I didn't love him like that. I told him that. He said that he doesn't care, for as long as I let him make me happy. I thought we could make it work, I really did, until I realised that being with him actively prevented me from ever being happy, and that I wouldn't spend a lifetime in misery for his sake.

>>26330543
I am not a good dog.

>>26330551
Okay. What do you want me to do about it? Call him and tell him I want to make it work and get married into that hell?

>>26330620
None, you dumbass. She hates sex and has to be completely blacked out drunk in order to stand it. She'd prefer it if she didn't have to have sex at all.

>>26330576
Your world view on everything is warped. You think men think of women as dogs, you evaluate power from the perspective of a man and write off the inherent strength of women, you group the word mother with the words docile and submissive, and you're so dug into your perspective and so sure if your take on things that there is almost no way out of it for you. Egocentric

>>26330609
At the time, I meant it. I was just so sick of living in the same world as he does, I truly would have rather died.

>>26330620
It doesn't matter. My ideal kind of sex is painless, rare, and over quickly.

>>26330672
She's literally borderline personality disorder: the person. Take anything she claims with a grain of salt because she's going to portray herself as the victim no matter what.

>>26330710
Working on my psych masters right now; saw it from a mile away

>>26330576
you know you can just not fucking answer him.

You don't have to make him not talk to you. Just ignore him. I've ignored goofy bitches who text me every day for MONTHS. Eventually they give up if you don't give em anything to work with. Stonewall, motherfucker.

jesus christ these slimy bitches never take responsibility for their fucking actions.

Stop whoring for attention and just end your fucking misery already you stupid miserable cunt

>>26330727
I have a minor in it and I recognized it. The more I talk to her, the deeper I get pulled into her mad fucking world.

I could never, ever be a therapist.

>>26330764
It's what I want to be. I like to thing that Everyone can change, they just have to be ready and willing to deal with their repressed issues, which this chick is obviously not

>>26330710
>she's going to portray herself as the victim
No, I haven't? I let several guys fuck me because I didn't care, and that was my fault. I let a human trainwreck smash me because I was curious to see what'd happen and that was my fault.

All my problems are my fault and I aknowledge that.

>>26330729
I was weak. It was my own weakness that I gave in, let myself sink back into the delusion that we could ever, ever be happy. I was weak and listened to him and his despair and pitied him.

I was weak for pitying him and I hate myself for it. I was the one who stick her hand into the fire and I have nobody to blame but myself.

I aknowledge that.

I never said I did not.

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Okay so you should probably exercise more than whatever you do now
Look into supplements for blood flow
Look into supplements/herbs that have aphrodisiac qualities for women
Look into things that slightly raise testosterone in women, that's supposed to help.
Try to be relaxed, not peruse relaxation through orgasm
Level/ pelvic floor/whatever the fuck they are called exercises, do those
Some illegal drugs like mdma can for sure help make you more aroused, they say pot helps girls with this more than guys, there are also drugs that help you be more relaxed but be wary because these drugs can make orgasm harder.
Watch pron or read erotic stuff or whatever, make sure you are really horny before trying
Stick something in vagina touching g spot and then focus on clit with vibrator

Other stuff maybe I dunno

>>26330857
>lmao guise get into mdma an pot

kill yourself

>>26330842
Yea but your still portraying yourself as the victim, even if it's the victim of your own actions

>>26330857

* persue

* kegel

>>26330924
>even if it's the victim of your own actions
Now you lost me completely.

What, exactly, do you want me to say?

>>26330964
I don't want you to say shit, that's the point. He said you would always portray yourself as a victim, you said no I dont, and I told you why you do

>>26330964
I want you to shut the fuck up and stop whoring some motherfucker's broken heart so that you can GET ATTENTION ON AN ANONYMOUS FLEMISH SHOE POLISHING IMAGEBOARD

go clean your toilet or something, fuck

>>26320296
Women don't need to orgasm to get pregnant. For this reason, women never evolved to orgasm easily.

And honestly, men shouldn't really care that much. There's nothing they can do if their ho is broken.

>>26331037
Too late, it's 4 am. I might as well stay up all night.

I have a meeting at the unemployment office in 10 hours.

>>26331068

die cold, asshole

>>26331060

I think they have the ability because it helps with childbirth pain and orgasm contractions draw fluid in towards the uterus so it isn't required but helps conception and eases childbirth so it doesn't take as long possibly harming mother or child.

>>26331330
Also, making them like sex is easier than to chase them down and rape them every time.

>>26330480
>I already tried pretending to be someone I'm not to make a relationship work. It didn't work.
That's fine. After all, I don't think I could just overlook everything you did in the past either. And trying to force myself to do so would probably just make me sad in the end.

You'll always have to make some compromises though. Even if you think you've found the perfect person. Although it seems like you don't even want to do some minor ones.

>>26331502
no, not for someone I don't like.

>>26331546
Are you happy with how much attention you got?

>>26331573
I'd still like a hug.

>>26320296
My girlfriend cums pretty easy, maybe u just suck

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>>26325102
>stable partners
>dick like a horse
hmm........

>>26320296
ok OP, the problem is that you hate yourself and you just wont let yourself feel good for a while.

The other thing is that you are not approachable, one thing is faking who you are, another thing is respecting the other person. It seems like you don't give a shit to anyone, so try training yourself to seeing the good points in people, funny enough it might help with you hating yourself

Why do women even want to have sex if they don't even orgasm most of the time? Are women just the sexual equivalent of wagecucks, and the man is mr. Shekelstein?

>>26332398
they do it for as a bargaining chip or for control? or maybe for the off chance they will cum

>>26325240

No seriously, I typed part of your comment on google and it lead me to a reddit thread. Word for word. Redditor genocide when?

>>26320296
My girlfriend can get herself off by humping my leg for 10 minutes and nothing else. She isnt faking either, because she squirts a little every time

>>26331727
I agree dud, mine does too. He probably does just suck.

My gf cums freqeuntly. and hard. It helps to have a big dick, natural rhythm and an idea of what she likes.

Also helps to have her really worked up before hand.

But you? You sound like a frigid bitch, so maybe stop looking for satisfaction in an arena that you have no fight in

>>26332097
>training yourself to seeing the good points in people
How?

I do see good in people.

Okay I understand it might sound like I'm downright villifying my ex here, but all I wanted to do was to highlight that we truly were incompatible.