let us have a comfy sunday evening my good lads edition
I want to be comfy but I am cold and I can't go in my bed anymore because the rain is coming through onto it so I have covered it in towels to absorb the rain but now they are all wet. :(
Big fan of Jun Suzuki desu lads.
fuckin fight me godd amn its too early for this shit
what is that you have there anon, show us.
Think I upset the fella in the other thread. He takes things far too seriously, poor lad will have a stroke if he's not careful
Anybody seen that Daredevil show on Netflix? Pretty decent desu, on episode 4 now
they simply cannot.
it is very nice, cant wait to get my own now.
I'm too awkward to flirt anyway, if I could get a bf here I would have done it ages ago.
I will never just flirt with someone in real life and it end up working. That will just not happen for an awkward fuck like me. I don't want to take an overt step and lie to him it would not be fair. We both dislike the degenerate fags who would do that.
1) Go back to Redd1t
2) See a doctor
I WANT TO GO BACK
Had quite a productive day today tbqh~
>did some uni work
>tidied my room
>almost finished learning katakana
Finally starting to feel a little bit better~
please don't use mado for such low quality posts
I think you'll find most bi/gay anons fall into that here, just normal people that want a qt bf
Flamers that push "gay culture" and make it their entire personality are degenerates.
t.straight male that likes feminine cocks
Uuuh your post made me very horny for some reason
Alright lads, here is the poll for deciding on the film for /britfeel/'s inaugural movie night, scheduled for 10PM Friday (because if you have anything better to be doing then you really shouldn't be here).
It's free choice so if you can't pick one then just go for whatever you like. I'll repost this poll the next few evenings and go with whatever has most votes at, say, midnight wednesday?
Hope to see you lads there!
The paedophiles are coming to britfeel lads.
>Having to choose between Zulu and the K-ON movie
>not voting for The Fifth Element
Literally why would anyone ever want to watch anything but this film ever
The forecast is looking bleak.
Depends on whether it's a 500 year old in a loli body like Shinobu or a normal loli.
Normal lolis are a bit risque
Oh thats ok then, let me just go and wank whilst watching Rugrats
I vote for lonely space vixens.
Do not spread misinformation
How come the anime posters don't post about that stuff on one of their many boards? How come they have to take over /britfeel/ with it?
It would be like if /sp/ posters came here and started posting nothing but football stuff in the threads or if /fit/ posters came here and just posted about the gym. Really inconsiderate of you fellas.
I can't remember it didn't have the name of it but I recognised the picture they included from here. I was saving the paper to post on here but I forgot and I have thrown it out now
>/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.
cause the rules
JF OUT OUT OUT
what happened to the leg shaving anons
I need an update
Non-normie non-muslim citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and its Crown possessions and overseas territories
Non-normie non-muslim citizens of Australia, New Zealand, Canada and the Republic of Ireland
I'm not mad, I just don't understand why you guys feel the need to turn this into an anime thread when there are entire boards for that sort of thing.
Nothing wrong with posting a bit of anime, but when the whole thread is saturated by it it literally might as well not be /britfeel/ and instead be another of the numerous anime threads on 4chan.
>pupils are dilated for days after DXM use
gonna lose my job lads
It's literally the only reason I'm ok with all this recent gayposting, they'll be working for me in a few years. Feels smug.
Did anyone report those Muslim blokes who used to come into this thread and start Jihad awhile back? I think they all may have been banned. Never see them in here stirring the pot anymore.
Well we all know what happened to the last guy that tried that
I wonder who's behind this post?
>mum and sisters using the PS4 to watch netflix
>can't play digimon
If you guys like being comfy I recommend you get yourself a nice candle. I prefer the Yankee ones. They're a bit expensive but the big ones burn for ages.
Don't bother with the knock offs likes 'starlytes' they burn uneven as fuck and you can barely smell them unless they've been burning for several hours and even then it's only a slight undertone.
Most people here don't even leave the house so someone thinking the item they bought is gay is the least of their worries.
I'm actually normie as fuck, not gay and I love candles. They're maximum comfy.
Technical copywriter for a software company
I complain here a lot about it.
Work feel so punitive, I have no problem trading my labour for work but everything makes it feel like slavery
>back to wagecucking tomorrow
>it's pissing down with rain now
>almost certainly going to be tomorrow as a storm is coming in
>just want to be a comfy NEET
>but I GOT BILLS....I GOTTA PAY
Fuck my life lads
2 chicago town pizzas and some wedges for tea tonight lads, feels pretty good tbqh
I didn't say you were gay. I said candles were gay.
Also, gonna wash it down with 8 of these beauties
>back at work tomorrow
>only 3 days to do
>6 off after that
>go into work
>just get on with it
>before I know it I'm off
>Can anyone give me a good reason why all pikeys shouldn't be exterminated immediately?
They... provide... employment for lefty council workers...?
No they should all be exterminated. They are just dreadful.
>mfw BSc in Neuroscience from KCL
>tier 4 student visa about to expire
>can't get sponsored
>family in US kill in car accident, nothing to go back too.
>apply for graduate studies with funding(I'm out of shekels)
>accepted to oxford (mphill-phd) without funding.
Well guys, I guess this is where I buy the helium tank.
>I GOT BILLS....I GOTTA PAY
>getting tricked by Natwest into thinking being a wageslave to pay your debts is fun because a black man is singing about it
Come back to the NEET master race bro we miss you
Wind has started up again.
Batten down the hatches lads, it's time.
I take it you're an office worker? What is it that you do on the computer? What's your job?
I imagine if I was at a computer it'd go pretty quick. Just get my work done asap and then browse the net all day.
I found some files recently which were my predecessor's that they have hidden from me made. They were shit.
I'm not that bad at my job anymore, I just pretend to work 70% of the day.
I wish I could just get fired desu.
Ever since I got scared of getting something stuck up there the amount of phallic objects at my disposal has been limited.
I dunno about you but most of the fun for me is the mental side of it, the idea of getting fucked rather than the actual willy up my bum, so I guess that doesn't always just turn on as soon as you're alone.
Used my old uni email to get six months of amazon prime for free.
Finally got a decent job offer on Friday after being neet for years due to getting wagecucked so badly at my last job.
Junior web developer. 28000 bongs per year plus benefits. In t' north where living costs are low. Don't even have a degree, entirely self-taught.
Feels good to finally be climbing out of the rut I've bene in for so long.
If I could do that it would be heaven, my boss can see my computer screen and I have to account for all of my day. no room for slacking, so I have to pretend or do more shit work
I once spend ages whittling a candle into the shape of a cock and just when I was nearly finished it split in two. Was disappointed but at least it didn't happen while it was up my pooper.
Thanks. Nice dubs
The guy explained what the company does and it actually sounded interesting as opposed to "I just need this job for the money" which is what I'm used to... So hopefully it won't be bad to actually work there.
If you think you could do programming as a hobby, try and learn it, it could open up some opportunities. Its also the ideal hobby for a robot as you only need a computer and an internet connection to learn it, there's a shitload of free resources you can use to learn.
Congrats lad. I've got a compsci degree but I'm working a deadend admin job. I should really get back to working on my programming skills so I have something to show these employers
I think at six but it is a sliding scale as in you get less and lees the more you have.
I write hand books and guides and stuff. click the help button in any piece of software and realise a sad sack of shit actually had to write that kind of stuff. I also write other documentation for in house software development. I write scripts for videos and stuff like that sometimes too.
My github literally has hardly anything on it, just entry-level example projects, the kind that you'd do as a tutorial to familiarise yourself with a framework or language.
Its kind of silly how much demand there is for programming, if you have a degree and you know enough to be able to reverse a string using pseudocode, then you should be able to get an entry-level programming job. I only started looking just before Christmas.
Fill your CV with a fuckload of programming buzzwords, languages, frameworks, libraries, tools etc. Most recruiters don't know anything about programming, but the buzzwords will tick their boxes.
It might take some practice to get used to talking to recruiters. I fucked up a few conversations on the phone, but once your CV is online they'll probably be calling you so you'll have plenty of practice.
I'm shit at maths m8. Programming doesn't require maths beyond knowing basic algebra. That's the point of using a computer, it does all the maths for you.
I'm 30 and I've been neet for like 3 years. Don't put any dates on your CV and make up some bullshit to fill the gap. Like say you were travelling or trying to start your own business or something.
Is this it?
Took one attempt of tag searching on gelbooru
No I'm not a lawyer. every piece of software will come with documentation describing how it works that what I fucking make.
Yes its awful, that's why I am complaining.
I get paid shit 17k
Literal suicide inducing tier.
someone shoot me
I thought you were gonna say 25-30k
Do you have a gun?
Got 2 grand in my bank, and I'm currently owed 2 weeks wages (probably be about 600 quid)
Really don't want to go to work tomorrow lads, what should I do? Keep in mind I have a vidya/tv backlog that will easily last 6-8 months
My CV looks like that and I've had a load of interviews this past year and most have gone well. It's just they always get back to me with "You interviewed well but we decided to go with someone with more experience". Having an ordinary degree without honours probably doesn't help.
Still, I've been talking to a recruiter recently about a job down in London so I'll see what happens.
>tfw 15k a year
At least I live in the North, but still, just fucking me now 2bh
>come down stairs earlier
>something in oven smells nice
>ask grandad what it is
>what, a sandwich or something
>mfw it just a plate of cheese
>"Widespread and vigorous miscegenation (race mixing) is the best answer. Teachers are the most effective anti-racist campaigners in the country, this means more than education in other religions, it means a form of political education. Only people who understand the economic forces changing their world, threatening them, have a chance of being immune to the old tribal chants. The final answer, frankly, is the vigorous use of state power to coerce and repress. I firmly believe that repression can be a great, civilising instrument for good. Stamp hard on certain 'natural' beliefs for long enough and you can almost kill them off. A new race relations act will impose the will of the state on millions."
>can't afford to move out
How? Are my calculations completely wrong?
>a roastie will never force you to suck on her fishy, cum stained meatflaps after some guy fucked her while she holds your head with her stinky feet
Rent is expensive plus all the fucking taxes and bills
Rent is also a scam
I could barely scrape by living month to month, but that would accepting that this my life now and the slavery will never end.
You are missing alcohol and lot of other expenses that you will need to pay. your utilities does not include internet for instance. food is optimistic.
/britfeel/ day out in London when? We could all go meet at the pub if you want
>You are missing alcohol and lot of other expenses that you will need to pay
what other expenses? alcohol fucking sucks and is unnecesary so what are you on about? not everyone is an alcoholic like you are.
Why would anyone ever move out if they didn't have to? On that salary you'd be able to keep an extra 10k/yr for yourself if you just lived with your parents and got a local job in bike/walking distance. It's just throwing money away.
Clothes you will need new clothes and as I said your internet. plus grooming products. what if your laptop breaks or anything else?
new video games? any form of entertainment at all books etc?
23 a week for food is not much you will be eating like a poor person you will want something else even if its not alcohol.
what about pension contributions?
as I said maybe you can scrape by but it means you end up being butt fucked at some point and live a shit life
Bleh wrong screenshot. Deleted other post.
I assume you meant 17000, but yes, net pay is what you end up with in your pocket.
You don't pay income tax on the first 10600 of your annual income though, so theoretically if you get paid less you end up paying less overall tax. But the difference is quite marginal.
Bumped up the utils and food. That leaves you 50 quid a week. Is that enough for you to get pissed on?
So that you can bring slags home without having to sneak them past your mum into your wank-cave of a room.
>new video games? any form of entertainment at all books etc
ALL VIDEO GAMES SUCK NOWADAYS
my only source of entertainment is music which i can get for free and anime which i can get for free too
I don't know what proper shit you are waring but mine go after 2. its still an expense. your clothes will wear out. You need to factor these things into your calculations because they build up toothpaste, shampoo, shower gel, face creams? deodorant? cologne?
What about kitchenware new pots pans etc.
even if you only get these things once a year they are costs which can eat into your money if your margins are thin like they are on 17k.
What happens if you lose your job after 1 month you will be fucked and broke?
>I'm too autistic to abide by a few rules and the thought of actually talking to my parents that I'd rather live in a cold one bedroom flat living paycheck to paycheck eating beans on toast
At least a roastie will be impressed that I don't live at home though, right?
>I don't know what proper shit you are waring but mine go after 2.
what do you mean "go"? my shitty chav shoes still work after 6 years. yeah they look like shit but they fucking work. at work i wear my wagecuck safety shoes.
I once went to tower hamlets just to catch a glimpse of some Niqab qts
>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
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My work shoes heels fell off my first pair, I wore them with the heel flapping for months until it got too bad
on my second the heel entirely just wore away until it was just nails then my feet.
no idea what shitniggershoes you have but my porsche design chavniggershoes still work. cant even find pics of them on the internet but they look very close to those, just the colors and materials a bit different, but its same shape
NI is approximate, because they have a wierd way of calculating on a week-by-week basis. But otherwise yes I think so.
Fair point. Though some savings could be made on the expenses.
>They look disgusting as fuck
i know, mine have different materlias and coloUrs so they look better. they are supposed to be chavniggerclubnormiedesignshoes, not for "functionality" or durability. and despite that they still work.
I'm sort of into politics as in I follow it more than most people
I read a lot of stuff, I suppose a bit less frequently these days, mostly canon stuff a bit of interest in philosophy nietzsche and greeks. currently I'm reading the black swan.
I play strategy video games civ5 eu4 bit of crusader kings occasionally dwarf fortress that kind of thing.
What are you into?
it's that humiliation date cartoon shit where she just sits at the table always the same background and keeps humiliating u or something
>Sitting with my sister and her Stacy friends
>Friend B is getting married to her long term bf
>I know he works long weeks and overtime for their house, pretty chill guy but introverted
>Sister chimes in that Friend B should not marry him
>Says "he's weird" as he keeps to her and himself and just plays videogames when he gets back from work
>"omg he doesn't even want children" "what's wrong with him" "you should drop him"
god damn women are so fucking toxic, even my own family.
Why can't I just be gay
i think i would be a lot more willing to say something if it was to my sibling, then again im not in your position, so I wouldn't know what repurcussions you'd have to deal with.
anyone genuinely autistic to the point you constantly think of funny memes in real life and end up awkwardly laughing in formal situations
Sometimes I do it when people are talking to me and they give me guilty looks
Recently moved here from Ireland and want to get shooting. Any recommendations for air rifles? I live in Bath, so plenty of countryside to be had.
>Recently moved here from Ireland and want to get shooting.
Nice one lad. I went for an interview last friday and they called me up at half 8 on monday morning and offered me the job.
Job comes with a three bed house and is rent and council tax free so pretty pleased with myself desu.
>tfw got myself friendzoned
Fuck sake, I know she fancied me and probably still thinks I'm attractive but we're too friendly now and I just know I've been zoned, her whole persona has changed
>tfw (that feel when) work tomorrow
>Living the eggman dream
>thought i was high test
>get thick (not fat) girl to send me nudes and she sends one video where she literally has to dig through her fat folds to find her vagina
nearly vomited. haven't had any desire to fap for more than a week now
Anyone been tested for autism recently (as in when you're over 18)?
I have the test coming up, questionnaire, 90 minute interview with psychologist, interview with someone who knew you up to age 5, then if I pass that there are further interviews.
Fucking hell lads, can't I just say I have not had any interaction with anyone apart from my Mum, my psychiatrist, and 4chan for the past 3 years?
Been doing excercise and eating well for a whole month now, still haven't lost any real amount of weight. Feelin' bad, lads.
I'm assuming most of the people in this thread are white? It's kind of weird imagining your typical English chav coming to a board like this and sharing feels and anime... Or have I got the demographic wrong? It's just so off- most of my friends are white chavs and I can't imagine them browsing this forum.
I have paki heritage btw, but born and raised in the uk.
>yfw eggman is literally living the where did it all go so wrong meme
YOU CAN TROLL ME AS MUCH AS YOU WANT
THE SEVERE ANTIDEPRESSANT EFFECT OF THE DEXTROMETHORPHAN HYDROBROMIDE MONOSULFATE WILL MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO BECOME MAD OR ANXIOUS OR FEEL SAD
>Recently moved here from Ireland and want to get shooting
Most are white, we have mixed and like one or two paki posters and whatever else. It's not that we have many chavs here minus >>26325422 this guy, though. You could be a white English poster without being a stereotypical chav.
Chavs aren't very pleasant to be around for me, personally. Though I don't like discriminating I just don't like the stereotypical behaviour
>you will never be a comfy NEET ant
Can literally hear the tick tock of the clock right now
>HAVE A NUMB DIDDLY DAY
pussynigga me and my normie co workers are doing silly shit all day
I used to be a NEET.
the problem with the study is that the "NEET ants" get just as much as the ants who work harder. when you compare wageslaves to NEETS it's not that way since NEETS are poorfags and wageslaves aren't. well at least I am not.
just built my first pc lads :)
posting on 4chan with it now lads :)
is my computer any gud in this day and age? I built it couple of years ago now.
Does it annoy the fuck out of anyone when their dog licks themselves really loudly? It drives me up the wall, especially if he's licking his cock and bollocks.
I have a different issue. Mine's got a weird habit of biting his tail base when I'm asleep, so he keeps creating a bald patch there. The vet says it's nerves, but getting him to stop is pretty difficult even keeping him busy. Pretty sure the move back in October got to him, but he only started back up last month.
>Heather Feathers autismbowl commercial videos
>started lifting and exercising proper for the past few days
>making progress on my film backlog
>listening to some comfy black metal in bed before going to sleep
life isn't too bad atm desu
how is life treating you lads?
My old meds weren't working so the doc prescribed me new ones which brought back the existential dread and also give me killer headaches when I wank.
Could be better.
There is (or soon will be) 6 of them, all off them equally autistic
quite a fan of some ASMR desu lads hahah
What in fresh hell? I don't know what to feel right now
I live in a village in the countryside and nightwalking is pretty fun to be fair. It's totally quiet, and the only life you usually see is cats/owls/foxes/deer. Wouldn't want to nightwalk in a town/city though I don't think.
>mfw reading you type exact same things i said to people when they told me what im telling you now
In what way does that qualify you to think I will get a bf?
I bet the poster I was replying to was just some 18 year old who had never 'not made it' and was just a slightly dormant normie that was a 'late bloomer' that took a couple of months to make it