/britfeel/

WAIFU FAGS OUT

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PAKIS OUT IIII NOW llllIII

>>26320027
I want to be comfy but I am cold and I can't go in my bed anymore because the rain is coming through onto it so I have covered it in towels to absorb the rain but now they are all wet. :(

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PAKIS IN

>>26319944
>no sound

Why even bother?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1454866635814.webm

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Woah lads
Woah
Fuck normos
Enjoying myself desu

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>>26320093
Posting in, I guess

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ONLY GOOD PAKl IS A DEAD ONE

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>>26320093

Waifus in my bed

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>>26320093

Big fan of Jun Suzuki desu lads.

>>26320082
Pakipoo has been busy playing Digimon like a good little poo pervert.

Just finished Kingsman, pretty good film desu.

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>>26320093
fuckin fight me godd amn its too early for this shit

>>26320139
>>26320093
>Homosexuals
>Capable of having a waifu
No.

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>>26320131
Waifu literally in my bed

>>26320131
You should get in my bed

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>>26320180
what is that you have there anon, show us.

...

>>26320131
This anime girl is such a qt. How are real girls meant to compete?

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>>26320180

incredibly jealous tbqh

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>>26320093
r8 my waifu for laifu lads

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>>26320198

How l-lewd!

maybe

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>>26320093
Think I upset the fella in the other thread. He takes things far too seriously, poor lad will have a stroke if he's not careful

Anybody seen that Daredevil show on Netflix? Pretty decent desu, on episode 4 now

You know shit is getting bad when reading britfeel makes you want to go live in Russia or Uganda

Reminder Aszulad is a right fatty.

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>>26320213
they simply cannot.
>>26320215
it is very nice, cant wait to get my own now.

>>26320138
I'm too awkward to flirt anyway, if I could get a bf here I would have done it ages ago.

I will never just flirt with someone in real life and it end up working. That will just not happen for an awkward fuck like me. I don't want to take an overt step and lie to him it would not be fair. We both dislike the degenerate fags who would do that.

fucking rageing. wanted to bid on something but the browser was blocking the pop up window.

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>>26320093

>>26320161
1) Go back to Redd1t
2) See a doctor

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>>26320107
>Caramelldansen

I WANT TO GO BACK

Has TILDEANON had his daily 1/2 a jar of babyfood yet?

>>26320266
I still want to see you creampie her.

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>>26320093
Waifu posted~

Had quite a productive day today tbqh~
>did some uni work
>tidied my room
>almost finished learning katakana

Finally starting to feel a little bit better~

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>>26320245
A
lri

oc

>>26320310
Mate you were a right fat mess in that picture posted, don't try to hide it.

>>26320329
maybe you were looking at the daki, she was quite stuffed.

>>26320252
I met him in a thread on /r9k/ talking about how faggots are shit and being gay sucks, other guys who I have met online just stop replying.

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>>26320093

Waifu status:

[x] posted
[x] fun allowed

>>26320310
Reminder TILDEANON's BMI is 35

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>>26320109
please don't use mado for such low quality posts

>>26320345
Top lel, didn't know you get faggots who go 'I'm not like the other gays..'.

>>26320093
Are loli waifus allowed?

>>26320384
I'm genuinely not like most other gays

>>26320342
As was your pie loving tummy.

>>26320409
Countless gays are not pathetic, promiscuous messes like the few on 4chan. You're not a special snowflake lad.

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>>26320384
I think you'll find most bi/gay anons fall into that here, just normal people that want a qt bf

Flamers that push "gay culture" and make it their entire personality are degenerates.

t.straight male that likes feminine cocks

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>>26320407
that makes at least four of us now

Mum is making some kind of pie with four types of veg in it. Sundays are shit when your parents are vegetarian.

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>>26320372
Uuuh your post made me very horny for some reason

>>26320432
I didn't think that I was the only one, but I have met gays in real life and online and for the most part they faggots through and through.

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Alright lads, here is the poll for deciding on the film for /britfeel/'s inaugural movie night, scheduled for 10PM Friday (because if you have anything better to be doing then you really shouldn't be here).

It's free choice so if you can't pick one then just go for whatever you like. I'll repost this poll the next few evenings and go with whatever has most votes at, say, midnight wednesday?

http://strawpoll.me/6753907

Hope to see you lads there!

>>26320462
Really? I've never seen the topic mentioned here before, seems taboo for even here.

>Tilde and his band of merry weebs have taken over /britfeel/

Well, it was fun while it lasted!

>>26320309
POST THAT BOIPUSSY AND ARMPITS ALREADY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26320437
Where are you from lad

Original comment

Friendly reminder that bisexuality is the direct result of being lonely. If you weren't lonely you wouldn't be interested in both.

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>>26320407
The paedophiles are coming to britfeel lads.

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>>26320514
>Having to choose between Zulu and the K-ON movie

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>>26320514
>not voting for The Fifth Element

Literally why would anyone ever want to watch anything but this film ever

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>>26320576
yokai are not real anon

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>>26320576
The forecast is looking bleak.

>>26320593
>Voting for K-on
>Wanting the two attention starved lads shitting up the chat for a good hour or 2

>>26320593
Don't vote K-ON I haven't finished my rewatch yett

>>26320553
B-but I haven't waxed yet, and I do not have the confidence to post pictures of myself in these threads~

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>>26320407
Depends on whether it's a 500 year old in a loli body like Shinobu or a normal loli.

Normal lolis are a bit risque

>>26320576
If gays are allowed to post so should I. What are you, some kind of right-wing Nazi? It's 2016!

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>>26320612
Oh thats ok then, let me just go and wank whilst watching Rugrats

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>K-ON the movie

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>>26320680
Rasheed

oc

>>26320668
>Tfw no more 4am threads
>Tfw no more chocolate pudding

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>>26320693
London weather

>>26320655
DESU, with how gays were treated 70 years ago compared with now, i'm sure liberals will be advocating for your full rights by the end of the century.

>>26320711
>tfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o

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>>26320725
Cold out

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>>26320711
>>26320668

>>26320514
I vote for lonely space vixens.

>>26320725
That cafe shut down a few months back, it was in the paper

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>>26320793
Do not spread misinformation

>>26320814
It's true you fat cunt.

>>26320793
What cafe was it?

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How come the anime posters don't post about that stuff on one of their many boards? How come they have to take over /britfeel/ with it?

It would be like if /sp/ posters came here and started posting nothing but football stuff in the threads or if /fit/ posters came here and just posted about the gym. Really inconsiderate of you fellas.

>>26320837
I can't remember it didn't have the name of it but I recognised the picture they included from here. I was saving the paper to post on here but I forgot and I have thrown it out now

>>26320858
Maybe because this is an anime website desu lad

So is this only for British people?

>>26320880
This isn't 2004 m8

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>>26320858
>/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

cause the rules

>>26320876
https://troubadourlondon.yapsody.com/

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>>26320892
JF OUT OUT OUT


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26320892
No, British and Pakistani

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>>26320771
Why was he so based, lads?

>>26320917
aaahhhh please don't hurt me
I'm an American

>>26320892
Everyones allowed in these threads, its just to attract a few more brits

>>26320909
The rules don't say you have to post it here, in this specific thread.

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what happened to the leg shaving anons

I need an update

Anybody staying up to watch the handegg final?

>>26320892
>Invited:
Non-normie non-muslim citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and its Crown possessions and overseas territories

>Tolerated:
Non-normie non-muslim citizens of Australia, New Zealand, Canada and the Republic of Ireland

>Fuck off:
Everyone else

>>26320909
There's me on the right

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>>26320987
son why you so mad though

>>26320989
No. I watched it once it was a huge waste of time. It is like 4 hours long and basically nothing matters or is exciting until the final 3 minutes.

>>26320514
Wheels on Meals nigga

>>26320989
I swear there's like 4 of those fucking things every year

>>26321022
I'm not mad, I just don't understand why you guys feel the need to turn this into an anime thread when there are entire boards for that sort of thing.

Nothing wrong with posting a bit of anime, but when the whole thread is saturated by it it literally might as well not be /britfeel/ and instead be another of the numerous anime threads on 4chan.

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>>26321059
lol son you mad

>>26320989
>Obese niggers pushing at each other
>American 'sports'

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>pupils are dilated for days after DXM use
gonna lose my job lads

>>26321059
The last post that has anything to do with anime not including this argument was made 14 minutes ago

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>>26320728
It's literally the only reason I'm ok with all this recent gayposting, they'll be working for me in a few years. Feels smug.

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>>26321094
Maybe they understood and stopped doing it

>>26320489
Never mind it was pretty good.

Did anyone report those Muslim blokes who used to come into this thread and start Jihad awhile back? I think they all may have been banned. Never see them in here stirring the pot anymore.

>>26321076
just call in meme

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>>26321174
Well we all know what happened to the last guy that tried that

>>26321076
Why will they care? As long as you are not still high I really don't see the problem.

>>26321076
>"Anon, your pupils aren't dilated are they? That's it, you're fired!"
chill out idiot

Hello lads. What have you been up to today? Have you done anything productive?

>>26321413
Nope


hhgfgfjg

>>26321403
My boss got fired for sending a text to his wife when his daughter broker her arm.
employers are retards on a power trip looking for any reason to fuck you up

>>26320514
How do I watch the movie on movie night?

>>26321413
Just playing poker and collecting (you)s. 7 so far.

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>>26321003
>paddies
>tolerated

I wonder who's behind this post?

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>mum and sisters using the PS4 to watch netflix
>can't play digimon

>>26321413
I got a couple more stars on Super Mario 64

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>>26321473
Very nice mate. Have one on me.

>>26320266
>1) Go back to Redd1t
reddit's a meme you dip

>2) See a doctor
I am. it's very uncomfortable

>>26321481
Do you not have your PS4 in your room poleaboo?

People of Pakistani origin IN dezew senpie

>>26321413
Went for a run whilst it was pissing it down. Otherwise no, nothing productive.

>>26321515
Cheers anon, let me return the favour.

>>26321434
lo what the fuck do you work as?

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>>26321003
>Canada
>Tolerated

Merci beaucoup :^)

>>26321559
salut mhuit

>>26321413
walked my dog and that's it desu

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If you guys like being comfy I recommend you get yourself a nice candle. I prefer the Yankee ones. They're a bit expensive but the big ones burn for ages.

Don't bother with the knock offs likes 'starlytes' they burn uneven as fuck and you can barely smell them unless they've been burning for several hours and even then it's only a slight undertone.

>>26321525
Have to take it down when someone else wants to use it, to avoid arguments

>>26321640
Candles are a bit gay mate.

>>26320988
Who exactly do you mean ? ?

>>26321559
Quebec is the only good part of Canada

They're not nearly as cucked as the rest of Canada, but they're still a bit cucked because they can't pass a separation referendum.

>>26321640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdZjOYKZ2Zc

>>26321656
Most people here don't even leave the house so someone thinking the item they bought is gay is the least of their worries.

I'm actually normie as fuck, not gay and I love candles. They're maximum comfy.

>>26321556
Technical copywriter for a software company
I complain here a lot about it.

Work feel so punitive, I have no problem trading my labour for work but everything makes it feel like slavery

>>26321689
>I'm actually normie as fuck
like 95% of britfeel then

>>26321689
You really overestimate the amount of shut-ins, there's pretty much zero neet/shut-in posters now.

Can anyone give me a good reason why all pikeys shouldn't be exterminated immediately?

They are absolute vermin who add nothing of value to society and do nothing but cause trouble.

>>26321740
I know of at least 2 others besides myself

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>back to wagecucking tomorrow
>it's pissing down with rain now
>almost certainly going to be tomorrow as a storm is coming in
>just want to be a comfy NEET
>but I GOT BILLS....I GOTTA PAY


Fuck my life lads

Finale of war and peace tonight lads

GET HYPED

>>26321413
Nope, Gonna cook some dinner soon an play some vidya so there's that at least.

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2 chicago town pizzas and some wedges for tea tonight lads, feels pretty good tbqh

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>>26321689
I didn't say you were gay. I said candles were gay.

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>>26321837

Also, gonna wash it down with 8 of these beauties

>tfw home alone but there's nothing to put up my bum

>>26321740
I'm never gets out of bed anon

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>>26321777
>back at work tomorrow
>only 3 days to do
>6 off after that
>go into work
>just get on with it
>before I know it I'm off
>easy money

>>26321682
Montreal sounds like a cool city but I hear Quebec is full of stuck up arseholes who just spout broken French and stuff their faces with poutine.

>>26321859
>nothing

Get creative, We know you have a computer. Anything attached to that you can use?

>>26321692
I remember you. They haven't found out that you have no clue what you're doing yet then? Good on you.

>>26321769

Add another to your list, lad.

>>26321640
>Yankee
>falling for the candle meme

all candles are made from the same ingredients in the same chinese factory

>>26321859
I always promise myself I will get out the bum stuff when my parents go away but I just can't be bothered

>>26321746
>Can anyone give me a good reason why all pikeys shouldn't be exterminated immediately?

They... provide... employment for lefty council workers...?

No they should all be exterminated. They are just dreadful.

>>26321874
Fuck you scumbag.

>tfw each minute drags for hours
>tfw 50 years of doing this nonstop is what life is

>mfw BSc in Neuroscience from KCL
>tier 4 student visa about to expire
>can't get sponsored
>family in US kill in car accident, nothing to go back too.
>apply for graduate studies with funding(I'm out of shekels)
>accepted to oxford (mphill-phd) without funding.
>'without funding'

Well guys, I guess this is where I buy the helium tank.

>>26321886
With different quality ingredients. I've had the cheap ones and I've had yankee and the latter are definitely a better, stronger smell.

>>26321777
>I GOT BILLS....I GOTTA PAY

>getting tricked by Natwest into thinking being a wageslave to pay your debts is fun because a black man is singing about it

Come back to the NEET master race bro we miss you

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Wind has started up again.

Batten down the hatches lads, it's time.

>>26321910
I take it you're an office worker? What is it that you do on the computer? What's your job?

I imagine if I was at a computer it'd go pretty quick. Just get my work done asap and then browse the net all day.

>>26321912
To even get an offer from Oxford you need to prove you're able to sustain yourself financially.

Something not quite right about your post.

>>26321858
Never had that beer before, any good? Where do they sell it?

I'm an 8 can guy too

>>26321881
I found some files recently which were my predecessor's that they have hidden from me made. They were shit.

I'm not that bad at my job anymore, I just pretend to work 70% of the day.

I wish I could just get fired desu.

>>26321912
>moving from US to UK

Literally WHY

You're clearly a smart cookie

>>26321878
Ever since I got scared of getting something stuck up there the amount of phallic objects at my disposal has been limited.

>>26321891
I dunno about you but most of the fun for me is the mental side of it, the idea of getting fucked rather than the actual willy up my bum, so I guess that doesn't always just turn on as soon as you're alone.

>>26321943

>tfw fell for the cuckwest meme and I'm now doing a minimum wagecuck job

JUST

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Used my old uni email to get six months of amazon prime for free.

>>26321878
>>26321891
>>26321993
Will hopefully be getting a dildo soon though.

>>26321965

Aldi beer lad, first one or two go down a bit heavy but after that it's all good

It's like a cheap stella 2bh, strong at 5% as well

Is britfeel just full of gays and anime posters

>>26321994
your not alone brother.

>>26321993
Mice have wires so you can pull them out again

>>26322031
What else would this place be full of? Besides normies, of course

>>26321481
So this is why there are so many Bollywood films on netflix.

>>26321500
Good luck, i heard Yoshi is worth the wait.....

>>26322058
>mum actually is watching a bollywood film
I try mocking the language by going "oogu boogu" and saying their choice of film is shit but then my sisters just tell me to fuck off

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Finally got a decent job offer on Friday after being neet for years due to getting wagecucked so badly at my last job.

Junior web developer. 28000 bongs per year plus benefits. In t' north where living costs are low. Don't even have a degree, entirely self-taught.

Feels good to finally be climbing out of the rut I've bene in for so long.

>>26321947
I'm
>>26321692

If I could do that it would be heaven, my boss can see my computer screen and I have to account for all of my day. no room for slacking, so I have to pretend or do more shit work

>>26322100
fuck off, you normie little shit

>>26322100
Damn son you hit the jackpot

I once spend ages whittling a candle into the shape of a cock and just when I was nearly finished it split in two. Was disappointed but at least it didn't happen while it was up my pooper.

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>>26322100

well done anon, good luck!

I know brit and by extension britfeel is pretty right wing, but any of you lads enjoy akala?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgVZSIPzH1o

>>26322100

Good work anon

Look forward to three months down the line when the honeymoon period wears off and you wish you were NEET again

>>26322100
I want to hurt you anon, no offence but fuck you

how's doner restaurants doing in uk ?
im considering opening one in there

>>26322100
Sounds like you put the work in, wish I could bring myself to do the same. Enjoy the fruits.

>>26321859
put me in your bum

>>26322149
crowded market desu

>>26322138
After 3 months he would have earnt more than twice what I do and be able to neet up for ages

>>26320082
PAKI FOR PM

>>26322117
Thanks

>>26322122
Thanks. Nice dubs

>>26322138
The guy explained what the company does and it actually sounded interesting as opposed to "I just need this job for the money" which is what I'm used to... So hopefully it won't be bad to actually work there.

>>26322152
If you think you could do programming as a hobby, try and learn it, it could open up some opportunities. Its also the ideal hobby for a robot as you only need a computer and an internet connection to learn it, there's a shitload of free resources you can use to learn.

>>26322116
>>26322144
:^(

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>>26322100
Congrats lad. I've got a compsci degree but I'm working a deadend admin job. I should really get back to working on my programming skills so I have something to show these employers

>>26322107
What the hell is a technical writer?

>>26322239
I don't have the head for maths to learn it.

>>26322266
I write boring things that no one will ever read about technical stuff

>>26322100
How old are you now? How long were you neet?

What's the maximum amount of savings you can have before you're not entitled to NEETbux?

Is it still 3 grand?

>>26322300
So it's kind of writing EULA related stuff but without any sort of legalities involved?

Sounds incredibly dull, made even worse by not being able to toss it off.

>>26322354
26k

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (5.26% content).

Oh you know what robot, fuck you

>>26322354
I think at six but it is a sliding scale as in you get less and lees the more you have.


>>26322363
I write hand books and guides and stuff. click the help button in any piece of software and realise a sad sack of shit actually had to write that kind of stuff. I also write other documentation for in house software development. I write scripts for videos and stuff like that sometimes too.

>>26321962
I've got the money in the bank account, but what they dont know is it's a loan from a friend. Its not actually mine.

>tfw somebody posted an image of a lewd anime girl being eaten out with her feet on the guys head and I can't find it

;-;

>>26322430
Like privacy policies and stuff?

Man, that sounds BAD. I can knuckle down and get on with most tasks, but don't think I'd be able to deal with that.

Is the pay good at least?

>>26322263
My github literally has hardly anything on it, just entry-level example projects, the kind that you'd do as a tutorial to familiarise yourself with a framework or language.

Its kind of silly how much demand there is for programming, if you have a degree and you know enough to be able to reverse a string using pseudocode, then you should be able to get an entry-level programming job. I only started looking just before Christmas.

Fill your CV with a fuckload of programming buzzwords, languages, frameworks, libraries, tools etc. Most recruiters don't know anything about programming, but the buzzwords will tick their boxes.

It might take some practice to get used to talking to recruiters. I fucked up a few conversations on the phone, but once your CV is online they'll probably be calling you so you'll have plenty of practice.

>>26322282
I'm shit at maths m8. Programming doesn't require maths beyond knowing basic algebra. That's the point of using a computer, it does all the maths for you.

>>26322331
I'm 30 and I've been neet for like 3 years. Don't put any dates on your CV and make up some bullshit to fill the gap. Like say you were travelling or trying to start your own business or something.

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>>26322444
Is this it?
Took one attempt of tag searching on gelbooru

Why was the post waifus post deleted?

>>26322467
No I'm not a lawyer. every piece of software will come with documentation describing how it works that what I fucking make.

Yes its awful, that's why I am complaining.

I get paid shit 17k

Literal suicide inducing tier.

someone shoot me

>>26322545
janny and all of us are getting pissed off with it in every thread

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>>26322571
>17k
>mfw

I thought you were gonna say 25-30k

Do you have a gun?

Got 2 grand in my bank, and I'm currently owed 2 weeks wages (probably be about 600 quid)

Really don't want to go to work tomorrow lads, what should I do? Keep in mind I have a vidya/tv backlog that will easily last 6-8 months

>>26322591
If I had a gun I could probably kill everyone in the company I work for

>>26322582
I wish janny would ban me, all I do now is shitpost but I never get banned. Would love a perma.

>>26322623
>17k
Better than my last job. You don't know pain until you've been on 12k.

What are you paying in rent and all that shit?

>>26322131

> MUGUKIN MU DICK

nobody wants to hear that lip smacking turkey talk

>>26322655
Are you kidding I can't afford to move out of my parent's dump

>>26322480
My CV looks like that and I've had a load of interviews this past year and most have gone well. It's just they always get back to me with "You interviewed well but we decided to go with someone with more experience". Having an ordinary degree without honours probably doesn't help.

Still, I've been talking to a recruiter recently about a job down in London so I'll see what happens.

>>26322582
Then you can just leave, normie

>>26322509
yes, ty m8

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>>26322571

>tfw 15k a year

At least I live in the North, but still, just fucking me now 2bh

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>come down stairs earlier
>something in oven smells nice
>ask grandad what it is
>cheese
>what, a sandwich or something
>nope
>mfw it just a plate of cheese

>>26322693
hahahaha this was really funny for some reason

Was it at least halloumi?

>>26322693
Grandad has some good taste, pure cheese is sexual

>>26322693
baked camembert?

>>26322732
No, it was mature red cheddar.

>>26322693
How did your parents die?

>>26322693

Is it one of those camembert things?

Fucking amazing with some crusty bread 2bh

Has anyone been on the therapy with the nhs?

I've got some CBT coming up and need some advice

>>26322670
What the fuck do you mean, what's so fucking expensive? You paying something off?

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>"Widespread and vigorous miscegenation (race mixing) is the best answer. Teachers are the most effective anti-racist campaigners in the country, this means more than education in other religions, it means a form of political education. Only people who understand the economic forces changing their world, threatening them, have a chance of being immune to the old tribal chants. The final answer, frankly, is the vigorous use of state power to coerce and repress. I firmly believe that repression can be a great, civilising instrument for good. Stamp hard on certain 'natural' beliefs for long enough and you can almost kill them off. A new race relations act will impose the will of the state on millions."

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>>26322670
>17k
>can't afford to move out

How? Are my calculations completely wrong?

anyone want to meet up for a cuddle?

oc

>>26322990
No but I'll meet you for a fight if you want?

Sheffield here.

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>>26322509
>a roastie will never force you to suck on her fishy, cum stained meatflaps after some guy fucked her while she holds your head with her stinky feet

>>26322990
No lewd gay shit in here pls m8

But if you're in Liverpool then we could have a drink on Friday if you like?

>>26322900
Rent is expensive plus all the fucking taxes and bills
Rent is also a scam

I could barely scrape by living month to month, but that would accepting that this my life now and the slavery will never end.

>>26322916
You are missing alcohol and lot of other expenses that you will need to pay. your utilities does not include internet for instance. food is optimistic.

>>26322916
I don't understand this chart but is it saying if u get paid 71,000 a year you only get 14,000 after paying taxes and ni?

Mum called Poleaboo down for dinner

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/britfeel/ day out in London when? We could all go meet at the pub if you want

>>26323074
>impying NEETS can afford a day trip to London

D*nkne*s

Not vulgar

the clue is 'drug related'

any ideas lads

Dad spanked Poleaboo

>>26323074
Poleaboo would advise against it

People will say they'll turn up but won't, unsure if it's malicious or just people wanting to join in in the only way they can

>>26323025
>You are missing alcohol and lot of other expenses that you will need to pay
what other expenses? alcohol fucking sucks and is unnecesary so what are you on about? not everyone is an alcoholic like you are.

>>26323128
I want to spank Poleaboo and call him a naughty boy

>>26322916

>utilities
>480 quid a year

Nice meme chart you have there

>>26323074
>Weebs in a pub in Old Compton Street drinking G&T

Have fun

>tfw back from a weekend of cuddling with the bf

how has /britfeel/ been?

>>26322916
>That chart

Why would anyone ever move out if they didn't have to? On that salary you'd be able to keep an extra 10k/yr for yourself if you just lived with your parents and got a local job in bike/walking distance. It's just throwing money away.

>>26323152
Clothes you will need new clothes and as I said your internet. plus grooming products. what if your laptop breaks or anything else?
new video games? any form of entertainment at all books etc?

23 a week for food is not much you will be eating like a poor person you will want something else even if its not alcohol.

what about pension contributions?

as I said maybe you can scrape by but it means you end up being butt fucked at some point and live a shit life

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>>26323028
I assume you meant 17000, but yes, net pay is what you end up with in your pocket.

You don't pay income tax on the first 10600 of your annual income though, so theoretically if you get paid less you end up paying less overall tax. But the difference is quite marginal.

>>26323025
Bumped up the utils and food. That leaves you 50 quid a week. Is that enough for you to get pissed on?

>>26323269
So that you can bring slags home without having to sneak them past your mum into your wank-cave of a room.

>>26323253
I have to think about this when getting job then.
wage they say is not the wage I get

>>26323288
>Clothes you will need new clothes
LOL normie
I'm a 3k net income wagecuck and didnt buy clothes in years. clothes are for NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES re

>>26322990

Cuddle me desu, I'm forgetting what it feels like to touch another human.

>>26323253
You are still missing internet, utilities are 100 a month

>>26323316
yeh fixed it m8.
>>26323301
Didn't edit fast enough tho.

>>26323288
>new video games? any form of entertainment at all books etc
ALL VIDEO GAMES SUCK NOWADAYS
my only source of entertainment is music which i can get for free and anime which i can get for free too

Any military brits in /britfeel/?

>>26323074
Only if its like the /int/ meetup where everyone laughs at you for being awkward

>>26323313
oke

where do you live where i can come cuddle you?

>>26323304
going to work every day means at some point you shoes will fall apart and you will need shampoo and toothpaste to not get fired

>>26323343
Im in the SAS

>>26323301

>50 quid a week to live on for the privilege of renting somewhere and working 40 hours a week

Wew, what a time to be alive. Might as well be NEET

>>26323428
Imagine how a Londoncuck would feel

A 1 bedroom cupboard would cost them 1k a month to rent that beauty.

>>26323301
Are these calculated numbers actually exactly what you see on the payslip?
Whenever I tried the calculation it never matched up.

>>26321912
>KCL
There's your problem.

>>26323358

Baltasound, I think there is a ferry, I can reimburse your travel costs with anime reaction images.

good to see this slowly becoming /britnormie/, the neets are getting jobs :'), all we need to do now is remove all pakis and Britain will stand strong once againi.

>>26323301
>Normies pay 10k a year just to please slags

It's cheaper just to go see an escort every week, very much so in fact.

>>26323496
i think i'll pass

sorry

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>>26323388
Off with his head.

>>26323511
If everyone becomes 50hr+ wageslaves then whos going to have the free time to remove paki?

>>26323269

>Why would anyone ever move out if they didn't have to?

Because after a while living with your parents makes you fucking insane?

>>26323372
yes but its not like you need a new pair of shoes every year. every 4 years maybe. even less if you buy proper shit.

>>26323566
And you think living hand to mouth work home work home work home for the rest of your life is better.
Living at home I amass savings so I could retire or become neet and mooch.

>>26323566
Not my fault you have a bad family life m8, have fun paying 70%+ of your net earnings just to have the privilege of meeting your basic needs.

>>26323592
I don't know what proper shit you are waring but mine go after 2. its still an expense. your clothes will wear out. You need to factor these things into your calculations because they build up toothpaste, shampoo, shower gel, face creams? deodorant? cologne?

What about kitchenware new pots pans etc.

even if you only get these things once a year they are costs which can eat into your money if your margins are thin like they are on 17k.

What happens if you lose your job after 1 month you will be fucked and broke?

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>>26323566

>I'm too autistic to abide by a few rules and the thought of actually talking to my parents that I'd rather live in a cold one bedroom flat living paycheck to paycheck eating beans on toast

At least a roastie will be impressed that I don't live at home though, right?

>>26320093
JANNYYY

Does anyone want to be my friend? A few criteria:
>Not female
>Not underage b&
>Has never had a Reddit account
>Paranoid about Jews and cultural Marxism
>Not a normie

>>26323269
Getting a job close enough that you can live with your parents is very difficult.

>>26323705
>I don't know what proper shit you are waring but mine go after 2.
what do you mean "go"? my shitty chav shoes still work after 6 years. yeah they look like shit but they fucking work. at work i wear my wagecuck safety shoes.

>>26323592
lel, I have an office job and have to buy a new pair of shoes every year. Some jobs won't accept people to be walking round in huge 200+ bong military jew-stomping boots.

>>26323763
>Paranoid about Jews and cultural Marxism

Damn, so close

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>>26320027

I once went to tower hamlets just to catch a glimpse of some Niqab qts

>>26323805
>Some jobs won't accept people to be walking round in huge 200+ bong military jew-stomping boots.
i said chav nigger shoes. some porsche design shit.

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>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

This comment is an original comment.

>>26323789
My work shoes heels fell off my first pair, I wore them with the heel flapping for months until it got too bad

on my second the heel entirely just wore away until it was just nails then my feet.

>>26323763
Only if you're a girl who will eventually show me her tits.

>>26323763
Can I be your friendo

Full disclosure I am a closet homo but I fulfill your criteria

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>>26323831
no idea what shitniggershoes you have but my porsche design chavniggershoes still work. cant even find pics of them on the internet but they look very close to those, just the colors and materials a bit different, but its same shape

>>26323763
>not female
I didn't even stand a chance

Tell me a joke lads. I have one for you.

What's 18 inches long, stiff, has a purple head and makes women scream?

>cot death

When is the britfeel meetup?

>>26323871
Sure, as long as you don't try to rape me (unless you're a cute and incredibly feminine twink).

>>26323946
>colors
GET THE FUCK OUT YANK

>>26323956
What's the great thing about burn victims?

They stick together

>>26323486
NI is approximate, because they have a wierd way of calculating on a week-by-week basis. But otherwise yes I think so.

>>26323486
>>26323530

Fair point. Though some savings could be made on the expenses.

>>26323830

>being this mad because you can't post an anime picture

>>26323967
Its april 1st

>>26323993
kek sorry lad i just forgot the U
nah seriously BRITFEEL IS JUST A FUCKING MEME RETARD, HOLY SHIT MOST PEOPLE HERE ARENT BRITS

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>>26324019
t. Unpaid Custodian

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>>26323999
>Burn victim joke
>Post ends in 999

>>26323946
They look disgusting as fuck and I don't know if you can use them as a standard to how long other shoes will last.

>>26323975
I'm not that feminine but I'm a bottom so no rapings

>>26324047
>They look disgusting as fuck
i know, mine have different materlias and coloUrs so they look better. they are supposed to be chavniggerclubnormiedesignshoes, not for "functionality" or durability. and despite that they still work.

>>26324032
who even made le scale meme

>>26324065
I don't know if they would pass for work shoes
my boss would no doubt have a go. I hate how its like being at school or maybe a child labour camp to work

>>26324047
What are your interests?

0riginal

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>>26324107
Me desu
t. Meme Master

>>26324108
>I don't know if they would pass for work shoes
eh nigga i think they fucking wouldnt. i'm just saying theres shoes that last that long.

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>>26324134
ruizfuhreutri eu

>>26324140
Yeah and so fucking what man, all I'm saying i you have to appreciate you might have to buy ome new shoes for work at ome point and factor it into your budget

>>26324163
arent jobs that pay so little shit tier jobs anyways where theres no dress code?

>>26323948
WHY AREN'T YOU ALL PAYING ATTENTION TO ME, THERE'S A GIRL RIGHT HERE???? REEEEEEEEEE

>>26324159
What East Asian cartoon is this?

>>26324131
I'm sort of into politics as in I follow it more than most people
I read a lot of stuff, I suppose a bit less frequently these days, mostly canon stuff a bit of interest in philosophy nietzsche and greeks. currently I'm reading the black swan.

I play strategy video games civ5 eu4 bit of crusader kings occasionally dwarf fortress that kind of thing.

What are you into?

>>26324180
There are shit tier office jobs for minimum wage

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>>26324217
it's that humiliation date cartoon shit where she just sits at the table always the same background and keeps humiliating u or something

Anyone get anything in the steam sale? I just got xcom enemy unknown.

I don't want to go to work tomorrow

save me anons

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>Sitting with my sister and her Stacy friends
>Friend B is getting married to her long term bf
>I know he works long weeks and overtime for their house, pretty chill guy but introverted
>Sister chimes in that Friend B should not marry him
>Says "he's weird" as he keeps to her and himself and just plays videogames when he gets back from work
>"omg he doesn't even want children" "what's wrong with him" "you should drop him"


god damn women are so fucking toxic, even my own family.

Why can't I just be gay

>>26324373
you can be gay, you have to want to be gay though

What can I put on my toast to liven things up? I'm out of cheese.

>>26324349
Good game lad, just got xcom 2.

>>26324349
Good choice anon, be sure to download the long war mod after you've completed the base game.

>>26324391
Marmite, famalam

>>26324391
Anchovies

>>26323763
I have 100,000 reddit karma and have attended reddit meetups organised on the subreddit for my city.

Would you like to be my friend?

:^)

>>26324391
Marmite m8

>>26324373
did you say anything?