Today is the day that i've hit my 5 year anniversary of

I wish I lived in a flat. My apartment fucking sucks. I leave it to get away from the kids crying through the shared wall and my mother fucking upstairs neighbor stomping around

>>26318813
IIRC flats and apartments are pretty much the same, just with different names depending where you live.
I live in a bottom floor of a 3 story building and luckily there are no kids since they're one bedroom places, which is nice added that its a cheap rent. How many bedrooms does your place hold?

>>26318757
but, is it worth it? unorigial ofuckingc

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>>26319063
In terms of mental health: Probably not
It isn't easy if you do it on your own, unless you can find a way of making money from home/relying on autismbux, but after that, life becomes a lot less stressful.

>>26319156

So do you live off autismbux then?

just how white are you

How do you get food/supplies though?
You literaly havent even stepped outside? So like you havent been in real sunlight or taken a pure breath of fresh air in five years?
How do you even pay rent?

Plz respond op i need to know

1) Are you handicapped?
2) Is this bait?
3) Do you have any body pains?
4) Have you felt your mental state declining?
5) What do you do to pass the time?
6) Chunky peanut butter or smooth?
7) Any pets?
8) NEETbux?
9) Do you get any visitors?

>>26318813
Isn't "flat" just the Britbong name for apartment? Are they not the same thing?

>>26319288
Please go to pol.

>>26319170
Work at home, work as a web designer for any companies interested and get paid a reasonable amount, enough to get by at least.
>>26319288
Pretty pale, but that's mainly because I live in Scotland where there's little light to begin with.
>>26319320
Can get deliveries of food if I order online, i've got windows so fresh air/sunlight isn't a big issue, and see top for rent. My rents 500 bucks a month and my work can usually get in about 800-1100 depending how busy it gets, though I dread the dry spells and have to rely on my savings (especially for this time of year).

>>26319474
What work do you have that allows you not to leave your appartment at all?

>>26319474
Scotfag here too. Whereabouts you from?

I am considerig doing the same
how do you do groceries, take out trash, and do laundry

>>26319466
why?
he said he's never been outside in 5 years, he's probably 255,255,255 RGB.

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>>26319358
>handicapped?
Nope
>bait?
Up for you to decide, I genuinely just had no interest in going outside.
>body pains?
Nothing too out the ordinary
>mental state declining?
I've had it happen a lot, but that's just if I sit around too much, a wander around my place or doing something productive usually helps put me at ease.
>peanut butter?
Smooth
>any pets?
I wouldn't put an animal through this
>neetbux?
At home job
>any visitors?
Family for a while, neighbours are actually alright with me before I went into this and they come around sometimes.

>>26318813
what's the difference between "flat" and "apartment" ?

>>26319510
> work as a web designer
Are you legally blind, anon?

>>26318757
Are you too fat to fit through a doorway?

>>26318757
How do you take out trash?

>>26318757
Wish i could do this OP. Got a sweet 1100 sq feet apartment with giant balcony. Mom set me up with it for 730euro a month and i pay 1/2 of it bc gf pays other half. Wish i got get internet job.

Might use one of the rooms for airbnb. Could probably net me 200-400euro a month but i would have to share that with gf

>>26318757
Why did you choose to not step outside in the first place and how does others react to that?

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>>26319616
Oh shit I guess I am. Why not leave your appartment then senpai?
>>26319568
Yeah I guess that makes sense I'm just tired of all the racebait

>>26319700
>>26319700
paranoid nigger

>>26319691
>gf
Get the fuck out of this board

>>26319510
I generally put my info up craigslist and gumtree for any businesses to check out, they have an email and phone number if they want to discuss.
>>26319525
Outskirts of Dundee
>>26319531
Groceries can be ordered and I have my own washing machine and dryer.
>>26319662
Regarding trash, I live at the bottom floor and there are bins just on the side, so I can throw my bag outside the front door and it will be near the pile.

>>26319726
im not leaving. Im probably more robot than you are

Do you recommend your lifestyle to others?

>>26319700
No I'm white though I am a little paranoid

how do we solve world hunger?

>>26319762
You said you had a gf. How can you possibly be a robot?

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>>26319625
I'm the opposite of fat anything, i'm pretty skeletal for not having major food money
>>26319697
One day my depression had just hit a major low and had no desire to go outside or do anything at all which ultimately got me fired from my job, my will was really weak for about a month and even contemplated suicide so often. When I regained strength, I realized how much better it was to just stay inside and trying to make my own work than relying on the job markets of today. Family thought it was just a short term problem and tried multiple times to get me out, but that didn't work so they just left me. So far its been okay.
>>26319810
Its pretty specific to pull it off, if you're still at home then go nuts, if you have your own place then prepare to put in work/ramp up the autismbux to get this sort of lifestyle.
>>26319818
Recycle food put into our areas so we aren't just getting more than we deserve, so many people will eat half their food like a pizza then throw the rest away, its stupid and a waste of everything.

>>26318757

What's your top10 anime?

Seems like a very comfortable life otherwise, cheers m8.

>>26319853
What's the definition of a robot? Are there rules for who can use this board?

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>>26319762
>Im probably more robot than you are
>1100 sq ft apartment with a balcony paid for by the bank of mommy
>gf

Just from your posts in this thread I can sense your little richboy entitlement complex.

We might not be able to make you leave, but know you are not welcome here.

>>26319474
>lives in Scotland
>refers to money as 'bucks'

>work fulltime

>live with parents

>have ~10k saved up

I'm just itching to move to Chicago or some other big city and start a new life for myself with a cheap studio and job

>>26319581
they are the same thing, flat is the UK english term for an apartment.

OP, how old are you?

Orignialfuckitcomment

>>26319951
>What's the definition of a robot? Are there rules for who can use this board?
We don't want you, thats what.

>>26319853
Bc I still 99% robot

>>26319954
Im a 25 year old robot. All i want is an internet job. You dont know anything about me not being a robot from 2 posts on a noodle forum

>>26319918
Sorry anon, i'm not big on anime. Its a comfortable life but it isn't one you can just pick up and roll with.
>>26319960
I've been stuck on a site full of americans and rarely spoken to my kind for years, what do you expect? I don't go to /britfeel/ because its cringeworthy
>>26319986
24, will be 25 in september

>>26319573
Can you talk smoothly? Or do you mumble

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>>26320011
I know that you have a gf, and a pretty sweet apartment which you didn't earn.

Those two facts alone mean you're not a robot.

If you have to ask what the definition of a robot is, or fail to understand how people CAN tell you're not a robot "from 2 posts on a noodle forum"

The definitions of robot are loose on /r9k/ I'll give you that, but every single robot on this board is in consensus that having a gf means you're not a robot.

>>26318757
HOW often do you speak to other humans?
Do you plan on leaving, if so, when

>>26320104
Unless I really force myself, usually stutter/mumble.

>>26320145
>If you have to ask what the definition of a robot is, or fail to understand how people CAN tell you're not a robot "from 2 posts on a noodle forum"

I dident post >>26319951

>apartment which you didn't earn.

Moralfag, i earned the apartment just as much as people earn autismbux.

Having a gf does not make you a normie, it depends on other factors. If you are a social outcast without friends and no job, then you are still a robot even if you have a gf.

>>26320258
>Having a gf does not make you a normie,
Yes it does, since it means that you are the opposite of a social outcast

KYS ledditor

>>26319748
why do you live like this

i wish i could live like you op

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>>26320258
I never said people earn autismbux you cherrypicking kekold. But that is a poor analogy, basically because autismbux are for keeping NEETs alive, without it a lot of them would starve to death. That isn't to say some people don't abuse autismbux, because I certainly do.

Your case, is that you live in a LUXURY apartment. Luxury isn't necessary for survival, dipshit.

Also I don't give a fuck if you're a 90 year old man who was a hermit virgin his whole life and only just lost his v and got a gf YESTERDAY.

You got a gf. You're not a robot. You may have been once, not any more.

>>26320375
>without it a lot of them would starve to death
Because they simply cannot be fucked to work
>without it a lot of them would starve to death
Good
But otherwise a good post my man

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>>26320172
Sometimes people will call me or 2 of my neighbours will come by every other week or so to just unwind and hang out here for a day, one of them i'll even play GTA on steam with because i'm good friends with him.
I think i've dug too deep of a hole to just leave this building behind, maybe one day i'll be able to step out in the real world again but we'll see.
>>26320305
I've always had a really stressful life even at a young age, one day I just snapped and didn't care any more. This was only meant to have been for a short time, but it just became too good to just give up and I stuck to it after considering all the common scenarios like food, money, etc. Relied on my savings for a while until I could finally kick it off.

>>26320292
Nice try with the reddit straw man

>>26320375

A gf does not make me a normie. Just because my mom bought me a nice apartment does not make me a normie

Autismbux is the same as getting an apartment. Then Autismbux makes you a normie aswell

>>26318757
How good are the chicken tendies?

>>26319474
>>26319474
How fat are you and do you ever do anything physical?

>>26320954
Chicken dippers are alright for a treat
>>26321165
Underweight more than overweight, about 10 stone
I've got weights in my room that I use and usually grouped with push ups, pull ups and sit ups to at least keep my health not shit.

>>26320005
that's cute, but you don't even know which posts are mine
you wouldn't be able to tell me apart from any robot because

>>26318757
if you had the opportunity to turn your life around, would you ?

>>26320937
kek

requirements of being a normie:
1. have a sexual partner

requirements of being a robot
1. do not have a sexual partner

>>26321406
So a CEO of a major company with a giant social circle and traveling 10 times a year would be a robot if he chose not to have a sexual partner..

Only a normie would think that

>>26321484
He would be a robot in the same way females can be robots.

He could literally say his name and salary and pussy would fly at him.

That's why female robots dont exist. It's not a matter of choosing, it's the matter of having the option.

Do you keep your living space clean?

>>26321521
>>26321406
>>26321484

>He would be a robot in the same way females can be robots.

>That's why female robots dont exist.

So he would not be a robot? But you just defined a robot as someone without a sex partner.

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>>26322431
Stop with the semantics, you know exactly what I mean.

Of course a turbo chad CEO cant be a robot just because he chooses not to have a gf. Exactly like women, but they dont have to be anything, just female.

Heck, even a MtF is enough. Pic related (it's a MtF)

>>26322513
>trying to keep yourself over water

>>26322513
I wish I had a qt to give money to like that guy

>>26322513
what is this picture saying?

>>26319748
Shit i live in Dundee too. If you need a friend just say. I live near the uni.

>>26322683
Some guy has a "mistress" over internet, mistress told him to give all his paypal money to her, he does it.

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>>26322790
Well this is surprising to hear, don't suppose you have steam to keep in contact?

>>26323022
Sorry i dont use steam, im a console fag

>>26319474
How do you get your food? Did you really order every single meal to your frontdoor in those 5 years?

>>26324472
Yes. I just made a meal plan and then i followed it 100%. Every 2 weeks i would order a new supply that would last 2 weeks.

>>26324678
Well, congrats for that. I bet it took a lot of willpower, because I can't even sit one week in my room without getting bored to death. I need to at least step outside.

Stoop kid won't leave his stoop!