Thanks to Eastern European online pharmacies, you can become a woman for less than $50/yr.
It will solve all your problems.
This makes me think about a really intense and intricate prank.
>buy yearly supply of female hormones
>give them to one of your homies
>put them in their food, drinks, anything they ingest when they're with you
how come doctors will give faggots female hormones to let them take dick easier, but they wont give beta males test so they can be alpha?
I would become a girl, but I am too old and too tall.