Why haven't you joined ISIS yet anon?
>TFW have so much anger inside I am ready to travel to middle east to fight anyone and everyone!!
I tried applying for a job, but the only positions they had open were "decapitation demonstrator", it was a short term contract and required some minor acting experience. I didn't want to relocate to Syria for the job, even though they promised great benefits after the contract was up. Real shame, they seemed like nice guys too.