>he had a rectal examination >he still thinks he's a robot

>18, get hemorrhoids
>need to get a rectoscopy to rule out other stuff
>doc pushes some long and cold metallic thing up my butt
>want to die
>after the exam can't literally see
>ask the nurse if i can just lie down a bit
>slowly regain eyesight

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>doesn't have fissure/hemorrhoids/prolapse/IBS or some other ass disease
>thinks he's a robot

>>26316071
so did you like it?

>>26316080
what the fuck is wrong with you weebs

>can get an erection
>thinks he's a robot

I've one done by a relatively cute lady.
D-does that mean I'm no longer a virgin?

>>26316127

fuck of Chad

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26316080
> fissure/hemorrhoids
it makes me want to die tbqh
also enema dependency, have fun taking ~2 hours every other day just to shit and have your asshole ripped for the next day

>>26316181
At least you're not incontinent, dude. I can no longer hold my farts, will probably need to wear adult diapers in 5-10 years

I give myself rectal examinations all the time. Does that mean I'm not a robot?

>>26316039
Hey cutie :) I don't know all about that doctor examination :p but that picture sure seems like a fun afternoon to me :p
>>26316527
>give myself
Awww anon, that's not right :( you should find someone to do it for you :)

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>>26316039
it counts as losing your backdoor virginity?

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>>26316080
>is an IBS babby
>isn't part of team IBD Crohn's disease/ulcerative colitis
>thinks he can be a robot

I've stuck a felt pen and a partially frozen banana up there, does that count.

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>thought i had hemoroids
>went to the doctor was some old grandpa bout 70 year old to check my anus while some qt nurse where sitting next to him
pic releated, i told him so he closes the door
>i said it hurts when i take a shit sometimes blood and it itches
>"it itches you say"
>wrote me something to get special lube
>tfw when i take a shit it still hurts there
>tfw wouldnt be suprised if it where prostate cancer because i fap like 3 times daily
everytime i take a solid dumb i need to slow it down , im gonna need to go there again i think

>has prostate
>clinging to his human body
>thinks he can be a robot

>date cute girl
>she claims to be a virgin even though she's been to the gynecologist
Instantly dropped, blocked and ignored forever.

>>26317975

why exactly did this need a paint image? are you autistic?

>tfw you got an erection and nearly came to a prostate exam
I swear my doctor knew what he was doing and stayed in there for a bit longer than he should have.

>>26317768
Emily?
That you?

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>Has foreskin
>Or was only circumcised once
>Thinks he's a robot

You have to be cut at least twice and have a broken dick that feels like it's going to explode in pain during an erection in order to be a robot.

>>26318195

Underrated Kek

Originality for Bloxxx

>>26316039
Ive never had one though

>>26316071
Holy shit, that sounds awesome. They need to sell that cold metallic thing

>>26318271
fuck off to reddit you fuckin faggot

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>>26318807
No. Who's Emily?

>>26316039
Just a reminder to everyone that prostrate orgasms are so good, that you lose control of your legs and end up twitching with pleasure for minutes.

But they will turn you into a level of faggot that is irreversible, so there's that.