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Matched with this titty monster, how do i get her to have sex with me?
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>>26313674
She is probably full of STDs.
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>>26313696
I literally do not care.
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Hit her up for great sex, clearly stated in the picture. Say, "Hey we matched, just hitting you up for good times and great sex!"
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>>26313710
I've got this shit under control.
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>>26313674
Give her the impression that you have a lot of money, or at least will be making a lot of money in the future.
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Alright guys, how did i do? Hope I'm getting sex tonight.
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>>26313788
You really know how to turn a woman on
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>>26313743
Oh god haha!
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>>26313788
Yeah, that makes me wet.
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>>26313825
>>26313810
She hasn't replied, why won't she respond?
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>>26313788
Luvvly-jubbly pickup line mate
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>>26313788
awesome post great job
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>>26313884
>pickup line
>that
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>>26313788
watching thread
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Get born a Chad.
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She's a bot, mate.
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>>26313699
You will when you actually get STDs, it's not fun times.
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>>26314127

bots never have instagrams linked to their account. at least none that i've seen.

>tfw you've been on tinder for 3 weeks now and you've matched with like 8 girls despite swiping right on hundreds of them. i think at least 4 of them are bots

probbly going to kill myself now. if i'm going to die alone i might as well do it as soon as possible.
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>>26314151
>do the same
>have over 500
Learn to take better pictures and not come off as an autist in your bio.
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>>26313674

send pic of 10x8 or a wad of cash
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>>26314167
>>do the same
>>have over 500

You aren't fooling anyone, kiddo.
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>>26314167

i spent literally 20 minutes trying to take the best possible picture of myself. i only have one pic up there right now because i don't want to have to do it again.

honestly tinder probably isn't the right place for me but i figured if it was working for so many dudes that i'd give it a shot. i've come a long fucking way in the past year. quit doing drugs, lost 100lbs, went back to school, got my own place. this was after i spent like 8 years just doing drugs alone in my room at my parents house. i was hopeless. i thought maybe it was time to "put myself back out there" but it appear even though i lost all the weight and got my shit together girls are still not attracted to me.
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>>26314180
Not my fault you're doing it wrong.
>>26314255
Keep at it mate, you'll make it.
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>>26314295
>doing it wrong

You just got lucky to get born better looking.
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>>26314295
You aren't fooling anyone, kiddo. Not even a literal model who makes you look like a mole-rat in comparison get's a fuck-load of matches let alone hardly any messaging him-first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY8rzo4Ik4M

Good try though, kiddo. We all know you're that autistic nigger who never got laid using the APP and only got some nude of a flat-board nigger girl.
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>all the people who think number of matches is important
i had about 500 but it had no sense, because there was no way i could text all of them
i deleted my account and created a new one, now i like girls at about 1/70 rate, thanks to that i met some quality people. not by mindlessly swiping right
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>>26314303
Work out. Treat your body right. Practice hygiene, and find a style that fits yourself.

I know this is generic jus b urself advice but being a defeatist kuck gets you nowhere.
>>26314347
I'm sorry you're so bitter, friend.
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>>26314363
>I'm sorry you're so bitter, friend.

Yep, I'll sum it up for the rest of the robot. Basically this nigger posting Tinder photo constantly does this in every tinder thread he finds. He will pretend he had sex (Which never happened) nor does he have proof, but he will claim he rejected 9/10 white girls for a disgusting, ape looking black girl who he also claims had sex with.

But could not provide anything more but some shitty snap-chat photo she sent him which she send a thousand other guys.

It's actually rather hilarious.
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>>26314363
>I know this is generic jus b urself advice but being a defeatist kuck gets you nowhere.

Interesting, you call me a defeatist cuck. You know who I would call a cuck? Someone who got dealt a bad hand, someone who society treats poorly due to his bad hand, but despite this, he still works hard and tries to improve. He improves to fit in with the very people who hate him for arbitrary things out of his control. He works hard to get shat on his face. That's a cuck in my book.
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>>26314380
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>>26314378

Don't fall for it, robot. I wouldn't even be surprised if the nignog shopped his picture.
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>>26314378
I literally just took that screengrab, but alright man whatever you say. How do you expect me to prove it? I don't record it, that'd be creepy as fuck.
>>26314380
It's fine if you want to think that way, but don't give up. I believe in you.
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>>26314406
>I literally just took that screengrab, but alright man

You "Litrelly" do that every-time you post in tinder threads. You are probably the most pathetic nigger I've ever witness on 4chan thus far.

Still trying your hardest for some white folks respect.
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>>26314406
>It's fine if you want to think that way, but don't give up. I believe in you.
Well I kinda expected you to refute what I said. To tell me why this line of thinking makes no sense. But you did what a typical normie does. Just vague optimistic "advice".
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>>26314406
timestamped photo of yourself at least
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>>26314347
That videos been discussed and debunked as the test is seen unfair. The guy's pictures are obviously model pictures and its too obvious he isn't real, while the girl's pictures are all personal pictures, making it more likely that she's real.

The reason he didn't get a lot of matches was because girls assumed he was a catfish.
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>>26314419
I can't roll my eyes any harder at you, m8. It's so bad I'm about to start posting emojis.
>>26314425
Look bub, we've both done this song and dance plenty of times and you know exactly how it goes. If I tried telling you how much of a retard you were being, you wouldn't listen. You'd get defensive and blame a dozen things outside of your control for where you are in life instead of having personal agency.
I don't make the effort for people like you anymore.
>>26314427
n-no, I'm shy~
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>>26314450
I love the taste of denial.

>i-i-it itt-itt was unfair i tellz you

I'll tell you something little kid, this might shock you deeply. But women hold the upper hand when it comes to any sort of online dating. Women rate men even men we'd consider as 7-8/10's (no homo) which to them are below average looks.

And since you are such a smart individual and talented in understand females. Why don't you make your own little experiment and get some pictures of some guy and then a female who both look as good looking and see which one wins.

;)
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>>26314142

infection rate for males via vaginal sex is like 1 in 10k.

just dont do anal.
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>>26314478

Laughing at you denying you're that autistic nigger. Good job even posting the same pictures constantly and taking screenshots to avoid it being archived by MD5/File-name.

All your messages are the same as i remember; >>26314295

LMAO
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>>26314478
>n-no, I'm shy~

time-stamp arm, let us see your skin color.
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>>26314478
>You'd get defensive and blame a dozen things outside of your control for where you are in life instead of having personal agency.
Well do they not affect your life in a major way? That's what I'm interested in knowing.
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>>26314494
I think you have me confused with someone else.
>>26314553
It all depends on context. What's holding you back? Ugly? Short? Poor? You can do something about all of those.
Except being short. Manlets are fucked.
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>>26314715
Well I am a manlet. Also I'm ugly, but not as in having a bad haircut or acne. My face just looks strange, I have neanderthal eybrows, small chin, no cheekbones, big lips. I just look like a freak. Oh and also I'm a dicklet.

I have it all. The holy trinity of failure.
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>>26314715
why some autistic is asking a retard with a profile using pictures of someone else for advice is beyond me. Is this how pathetic people are? they are starting to want the attention and validation from us robots?
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>>26314715
>What's holding you back? Ugly? Short? Poor? >You can do something about all of those.
>Except being short. Manlets are fucked.

You're as thick headed as a women.
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>>26314743
You're fucked. Only thing you can do is make women love you for your money.
>>26314745
I'm sorry you're so delusional.
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>>26314764
>You're fucked. Only thing you can do is make women love you for your money.
Well at least I know I'm justified in my hate for normies who got lucky.
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I'll lay down some facts as someone who has used a few pictures from the internet.

No picture except those that i used where of men that had ripped bodies and 9/10 faces, got anywhere near the 100-200 range (Not even close to 500), after about 3-5 weeks. Those with 6-5/10 faces got about 5-15 matches in as many as those weeks (3-5 weeks).

The guy claiming to have 500 matches, would have had his profile for a long time, probably more than a year. And swiped right on everyone he could.

As you can see with his webm, even after the initial54 minutes when this was posted nothing had changed; >>26314295

No new matches, no new messages. Absolutely nothing. Probably 90% bots or as i mentioned stolen picture.
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>>26314798
>ONE WHOLE HOUR WITH NO NEW MATCHES
Dude. it's 6AM.
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>>26314809

It's Sunday, you fucking moron. You also have not even got one single message from those 500 supposed matches.

Nice bots, son.
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>>26314819
>It's Sunday, you fucking moron
Does that magically not make it 6AM? The only people awake right now around here are Mennonites, batshit crazy Catholics, and people like you and me.
>You also have not even got one single message from those 500 supposed matches.
Are you blind?
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>>26313674
her face is smug like pepe lmao
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>>26314855

Sonny, I'm afraid I'm here laughing here while drinking my beer. At you trying to grasp those straws and failing hard after being embarrassed.

I mean, how pathetic do you have to ACTUALLY BE, to have 500 matches, and not get a single new match, replies, or even a *NEW message on a Sunday when loads of people are pulling all nighters, out partying, eating food, coming home etc.. espcially when girls these days are constantly on their phone and CONSTANTLY checking it.

Nice bots.
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>>26314882
t-b-h i wonder if you can buy bots because i can totally see the lanklet skinny fingers doing it
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>>26313674
shes sitting on the toilet.
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>>26314882
Wait, you actually believe that hyperbolic /r9k/ memeshit?
You really have no grasp on how normal people function. I really shouldn't be surprised given where we are.
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>>26314939

Yes, try that backpedaling "normie" tactics. Won't work on someone that actually goes out, rides motorcycles (track) and has a social life. How pathetic are you to be showing off hundreds of bots, mate?

Litrelly sitting here laughing my ass off while drinking some German beer.
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>have 500 matches
>0% send a message on sunday
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>>26314715
WOW holy autism. You made a fucking video to prove you are not who he thought you are (ON R9K) ((>NEEDING TO PROVE YOURSELF TO ROBOTS)) this is fucking pure unadulterated madness.
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>>26314971
Are you really surprised? look at him showing off his bots and trying to give people advice when 0% of his matches even sent him a message today, while I'd say at least 98% never even responded.
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>>26313674
>Mfw seeing this thread
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