Cyborg, Normie and Chad thread

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>>26312290

>Let's talk about self improvement
start by fucking off of /r9k/

>>26312322
Not everyone wants to wallow in self pit


Some people want to do something with their lives and put their lives back on track

>he thinks it's not to late

Maybe if you don't mind being some post wall roasties beta provider that she resents for the rest of his life because chad didn't stay with her

Started doing homework so I can lead class group work

On ketogenic diet so I build muscle faster (was too skinny)

Reading
Practicing guitar
Exercising
Meditating
Every day

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Worst thread I've seen in a while

>>26312352

That's cool, I play guitar too what gear do you have

I've got the fender strat and a fender champion 100 amp

>>26312350
There's a decent amount of college aged kids here or younger, like they have time to become well adjusted

>>26312290
I want to workout and diet. I've also been talking to this one girl who's a little weird but nice so I've been thinking about eventually asking her out but being as fat as I am I don't think I should.

I'm.. Well I think I'm a cyborg.

>Girls
Zero girl friends. I don't think I would be too awkward talking to one though.
>Hobbies
Writing music, playing guitar, vidya
>Talents
I can play pretty decent guitar.
>Job
Conscript
>Mental illness
OCD

Improving nothing at the moment. Just letting days go by.

>>26312470
The diet could be a great thing, I changed my diet not too long ago and things like my depression and stuff aren't as bad anymore. I'm also at a healthy weight now which is nice

But I hope it all works out great with the girl, you should try and hang out 1 on 1 to feel the mood with her first

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What is your age and how many girls have you had sex with?

>tfw 24 and only slept with 3
>none of them were attractive

>>26312508Can I
That's a shame, have you considered taking class or doing a program to learn new things as well as new people?

I met a lot of my friends volunteering (lots of girls because animal shelter)

Can I hear one of your songs?

>>26312519
We have hung out a lot but you can tell we both don't really know how to be around each other since she's kinda weird too. And about the diet, I want to keep doing keto since I Lost like 30 lbs last time I was on it but I also want to start lifting and to lift you need to eat oats and shit, right?

>>26312392
Beat up Schecter & a tiny amp from the pawn shop

I spend time practicing, but only play in the groove every now & then

You can't actually reach normality if you have skin problems and look ugly as fuck, unless you get plastic surgery.
Just so you don't delude yourselves.
Other than that, if you want to be a disgusting normie, just get a job, get /fit/ and go to bars/discotheques to find friends.
Also talking to your co workers can help.
You have to read magazines, watch tv and listen to mainstream music so you can have something to talk about.
It is really not as good as you think, but try it anyways if you are so inclined.

>>26312544
22, I've lost track of how many people, I get drunk often and blackout and wake up next to people

>>26312352
Also I go to uni for EE, have a day job programming but do independent contracting on the side

Shagged my ex for a bit, but stopped a couple months ago & girls around campus are starting to show an interest

>>26312566
I don't do any of those things, nobody I meet has heard of the bands or movies I watch like

I do pretty fine though

>>26312558
Have you drank together, it helps get people's feelings out,

But I often hear my body builder friend say that what you eat doesn't matter as long as you hit your macros, like fibre, protein etc

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>>26312605
What do you even talk about with people then?

>>26312290
I've been diligently following my self-improvement routine for the past couple months, but I just feel empty. I keep adding things to my list and removing others that I really enjoy.

I wake up every morning at 7:30 and go straight to the computer to jot down my dreams, then I brush my teeth and scrape my tongue. Then I spend 30 mins- 1 hour studying math, take a 2 minute break, then do the same again for physics. After that, I spend a little over two hours doing homework. By then, it's usually around 11:30 or so. After that, I eat a quick meal and begin on my daily "entertainment" schedule; Batoto, Yahoo, Chase, ect(It's a pretty long list). I do this until I finish eating, which is around 10 or so minutes.

After that, I do my Anki reps and go through one Pimsleur lesson. After that, I watch a poi spinning instructional video then go lift weights, with poi spinning during rest periods. After that, I play Touhou for about 20-30 minutes(I'm almost through clearing all the games on normal or hard), then I spend 15 minutes or so training my memory through use of the memory palace technique.(I just finished Quantum Memory Power's Memory Calendar, memorized pi up to 500 digits, and I'm working on creating a long memory-town route to aid in my Japanese studies). After that, I finish a rushed version of my daily schedule which generally takes around 2 hours due to the fact that I read a lot of manga.

By this time, if it's a school day, I'm pretty much practically done since I have to shower+drive to school+attend lecture+drive back home and it takes up a significant portion of my day.

If it's a non-school day, I'll continue with Japanese by doing as many kanji as I can through RTK for one or two hours. Then after that, I'll practice drawing for as long as I can before I get bored. I've never got past the "drawing" part because I've always run out of time, but I'm supposed to improve my programming skills and study music as well.

>>26312604

What sort of programming job?

>>26312347
r9k wants to. Go somewhere else

You insecure edgy little fuck, why would you feel the need to make a fucking thread dedicated to normies? This is fucking /r9k/. The entire rest of the world belongs to you, you insolent little shit. Fuck off.

>>26312649
Like I don't like pop music and shit but using normiebook has gives me enough knowledge on current trends

And I talk about other stuff like mutual friends, volunteering, music (play guitar, sing and play bass)

>>26312702
The Normies are lurking here anyway

>>26312672
Mostly in-house applications for a state funded youth program, sometimes collaborate on outward facing databases

Pays rent, but I'm looking forward to bigger & better things

>>26312709
>mutual friends
You have to acquire friends in the first place for that, which is why I took them out of the equation, smart ass.
Not everybody has the ability to play instruments.
The last one may be valid for people here.

>>26312652
That's some dedication man, how does it go with people at school

But if what you're saying is true that's super impressive

I got hugs from 4th grade girls recently if that counts. So I'm not KHV. Just KV. Then again I've gotten the European cheek kisses from girls not related to me.

>tfw tutoring and little girls are nicer to you than any women your age ever will be
We're not gonna make it

>>26312730
I realize this, and I welcome them, but you can't come here, to a board which has come to be de facto designated robot-friendly, and tell fucking khv's not to post in a certain thread. Why the fuck would a non-khv need to discuss their sex lives and social successes? To flaunt? Idgaf if you're a normie and post here. But don't fucking create a thread specifically excluding robots.

>Girls
Rhinking of leaving mine. Shes going full nippy mode. 4 years ive started having enough.
>Hobbies
Writting, reading, lifting and shopping. I dont know why but buying clothes makes me feel good.
>Talents
None
>Job
Maccas nightshift
>Mental illness
All the mental illnesses
>And what you're doing to improve
Nothing. Looking for a new job i guess.

>>26312740
I'm severely dyspraxic like I'm sure a ton of the people can learn music too

But a lot of Normie humour is referential humour, like people quote movies and stuff so when you hear people say the quotes you look up the scenes

>>26312652
I usually run out of time due to having to cook, stay a bit longer at school because I have to talk with people, talking on Skype/steam, masturbating, daydreaming, listening to music, and lazing around in bed.

I think once I perfect my schedule and stop procrastinating I should be able to fit everything in. I generally read for about 15 minutes before I sleep, and write down one thing I'm grateful for along with one thing I'm sorry for.

I also keep a journal and jot down whenever I finish something along with the time.... it's kind of disheartening to write down everything I couldn't do due to time restraints everyday.

I take a rest day on Wednesday usually to try something new, hang out with my friends, or meet with people I befriend in class.

I've befriended a cute girl in class this week and she's pretty fun to be with. She wears these really dorky glasses that makes her a 5/10, but without them she's like an 8. She's single and we're becoming close really quickly; she clings to me after lecture and I have to stay to converse with her. Although, it's a bit too early to say anything, but I can probably use her for stress relief before she realizes that I don't care about her besides for sex like the one from last semester.

I still want to die, but at least I'm too busy to think about it.

>>26312770
While you bring up some valid points there are non Normie threads all over this board, this is self improvement for people who could make it with a bit of lifestyle change and some confidence

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>>26312652
You have the discipline that I wish I had.

You'd better start having a fucking amazing life, I don't want to think about the possibility of feeling empty after achieving that kind of routine.

>>26312800
That sounds really good man, I respect the self control you got and I hope you have a good time with this Girl

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>>26312800

Good job bro, how long do you usually spend on 4chan, how did you cull how much time you wasted here?

Definitely on the cyborg side of things

>Girls
There are a few girls I'm interested in, but none that I'm actively pursuing atm
>Hobbies
I'm in a cyber security/hacking club at school. I'm an armchair historian, amateur podcast producer and I run a local music blog
>Talents
Math, computer programming
>Job
Firmware engineering intern
>Mental illness
Aspbergers. It was pretty rough during childhood and teenage years, but I've learned to cope with it, and no one realizes I have it anymore unless I tell them
>And what you're doing to improve
I'd really like to lose weight, and get healthier, but it's hard when I live with my mom who is an incredible cook

Cyborg here. I have no girls, but I have friends and go to parties.
I haven't slept in two days. I'm a deep sleeper I just don't wanna sleep cause I don't understand my mind. I don't think I fit here, but I don't fit with robots either.

I like anime and video games.

>>26312290
>>26312290
>Girls
I have a crazy ex girlfriend but there's currently a boy I'm pining for. He doesn't seem interested though, and that makes me really sad since he's so wonderful.

>Hobbies
Violin and enthusiast gaming. I play with a community orchestra too.

>Talents
Fuck all. My music career is going to crash and die because I can't play for shit or write for shit and then I'll just have an excuse to shoot myself.

>Job
Student

>Mental Illness
Depression, and another one that's big in my life that I'm not willing to talk about here

>And what you're doing to improve
Trying to game more, taking everything slow and trying to recover, though it doesn't really seem to be working.

>>26312290
My name is Patrick Norman. I'm 27 years old.

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my facebook is a little full I'll put on some Tiesto while doing stomach crunches. I can do 100 now. After I turn off the Tiesto I devour a protein shake. In the shower I use a mild shampoo, then a eucalyptus conditioner, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply some body spray while I prepare the rest of my routine.

>>26312556

Well I'm currently writing some new songs for an album, got one done. Learn new things.. Hmm I'm not too interested, but I might start revising to prep me for college.

I'm not keen into volunteering.. I would rather get a part time job, but I can't at the moment.

>>26312744
>>26312744
Not really. I've been completely thrown off schedule due to stress and just didn't do anything. So here I am again.

Anyway, I sleep for 7.5 hours a day so I tend to have 16.5 waking hours.

If I spend 4 hours on math+physics+homework, that leaves me with 12.5 hours.
Anki reps is really quick, around 5 minutes and Pimsleur is always a lesson that's under 30 minutes. 12 hours.
Lifting weights and poi spinning tends to take under an hour because I have a home gym that I can easily access. 11 hours.
Touhou is 30 minutes then "Memory Training" is a lot less impressive than it sounds since I'm not using it for anything at the moment besides memorizing random objects and numbers to test myself. Let's say 10 hours remaining.
Then after that, I run through my daily entertainment schedule which roughly takes around 2 hours. 8 Hours Remaining.
If it's a school day, driving there and back is 1 hour, showering and preparing is 30 minutes, and I'm only taking 3 classes this semester, so I'm only there for 2-4 hours MTWR. After that, I should still have a very large amount of time remaining.

On days where I don't go to school, I should have a massive amount of remaining time even after going through RTK and practicing drawing. But somehow, eating, cooking, and general procrastination never lets me finish anything.

I don't know.

>Girls
Haven't spoken to a girl in about 5 months, since I dumped my ex. I've been too busy with work to meet any, and lost a fair few friends so I've had fewer opportunities to meet any.
>Hobbies
Reading, playing guitar, mountain biking, started kickboxing a few months back, vidya, work on making electronic music with a good friend now and then
>Talent
Pretty decent at playing bass and guitar, also I've been told I'm decent at storytelling/writing
>Job
Apprentice engineer
>Mental illness
None diagnosed, the only real thing I can say is that people tend to say I'm over emotional and I get very very anxious sometimes
>Improvements
Started going back to the gym again since I put on a little weight over Christmas, but haven't been that often since work keeps me busy most days. I cycle a lot now though. Going out with my friend next Friday who's going to introduce me to some of his female uni friends but I feel like I'm gonna sperg out massively. Besides that, fuck all in terms of improvements. Any recommendations?

>>26312868
Back then, I used to spend 30 mins- 2 hours on 4chan every day. I'd say now, I only go on 4chan when everything goes to shit and I'm completely thrown off schedule. It's like when you masturbate too early in the morning and you're thrown behind, then you just don't want to do anything. Today's the first day that I ruined it, but whatever.
>>26312833
Life hasn't changed at all, besides for the fact that my grades are excellent now.
>>26312855
Thanks, man. I'll stick to my schedule again tomorrow. It can only get better from here on out.

>>26312290
I've had many girlfriends.
I think I experienced true love.
I've tried every sex fantasies I had.
But the only thing I want is a true friend.

The problem is that I feel like males don't like me for some reason
And friendships with girls will never be just that.

I know I have no reason to complain.. But goddamn I wonder what it's like to have someone like that.

I'm not interested in men and women but for about 5 minutes a day and then I jerk off.

I don't really like anything anymore. Everything is a novelty that died after becoming an adult.

I get compliments all the time about drawings, work ethic, doing my each job at the best quality I can do, and being intelligent in general.

I'm an electrician. So those compliments about intelligence are worthless.

I think about killing myself everyday, I don't enjoy anything anymore. I spend my 33% of my life road raging and I'm losing my hearing from maxing out music while I'm driving. I don't even care what I'm listening to anymore, it just to drown out all the bullshit I'm thinking. Listing to Katty Perry - Fireworks going 80 MPH screaming at people in traffic that I'm going to murder them.

I'm trying to do my job the best I can since seeing people value my work allows me to vicariously feel happiness. It's amazing and confusing to see people happy now.

>>26312290
Step 1
Get off 4chan.

>>26313098
>5 minutes

Same man. I barely look at girls on the streets. But when I'm on the computer, suddenly I'm horny as fuck, and I start browsing porn.

Then I jerk off and its a over for me.