When I was around 7 I rubbed the neighbors dogs belly in the middle of the street, it got erect and I continued to do so because I didn't understand why it's pink penis was prodding out like that. My mom and dad as well as the neighbors came to their doors (parallel from one another) with my mom shouting for me to come inside
did he do it OP ? and i remember i was like 7 or 8 staying at my friends house and i woke up in the middle of the night n was to scared to go down the hallway so i pissed in his closet all over his toys
When I was 9 I took a massive shit in my friends toilet, he had a family of like 6 kids, the toilet wouldn't flush, I had no idea what the problem was. I left the toilet, said good bye then burned pavement on my push bike straight the fuck out of there.
When I was 7 I couldn't find toilet paper so I wiped myself with the shower curtain, It was a restroom from an Arcade, so whenever my friend wanted to go I would stay outside because I was afraid they would recognize me and figure out it was me.
>>26311389 when i was about the same age i was at a neighbor's house in the backyard. he was showing me this new playhouse thing he had gotten. i asked if i could use the bathroom but he was so enthralled with this playhouse he insisted i shit in it instead. finally i gave in and when his mom found out she made me pick it up with a plastic bag and take it to the toilet.
>>26311376 Fuck you man this gave me memories of shitting in my friends trash can when all the bathrooms were occupied. His mom made me clean it up. I haven't thought about this more than 10 years for sure. Fuck.
>>26311376 When I was 24, living with family and living with accute social phobia, one evening there were people over and I was too ashamed to leave my room. Already used a bunch of air sealed sandwich bags to piss, earlier, but really needed to take a shit. Long story short ended up shitting in a sock, using a shirt to wipe my arse, then rolling it up in a ball and sneaking it out to my car early the next morning, wherein it ended up being dumped by the side of a highway when no other cars were around. Moral of the story: plastic bottles are better for pissing in and you can lower to sound it makes by stuffing a few sheets of toilet paper inside it.
When i was 9 or so i was playing putt putt golf in my yard with my friend mitchell and as a joke went to smack the ball and wound up my swing really fast. Caught mitchell right in the forehead and gave him a huge gash and he never came over again.
one time after playing power rangers on the n64 until like 2am (SO LATE) me and my friend decided to have "butt wars" where we took off our pants and rubbed our butts against each other's butts. idk what the goal was, idk how it happened, all i know is butt wars.
>8 years old >Go to get my haircut with my mum >first time I have ever had a haircut in a real hairdressers >Nice lady is cutting my hair >Talks to me and is very friendly >Suddenly I get the urge to shit >Have never done a shit outside of home before >Don't know what to do, or how to ask to do a shit in the hairdressers >Look around >Can't see a toilet anywhere >Decide that I must have to do a shit in the hairdressers chair >Remember that I can only shit with my eyes closed >Mum knows this because I told her >Don't want her to know I am shitting >Ask the hairdresser lady to cut the hair on the front of my head >When she does it she has to push some into my eyes >Quickly use the excuse >Close my eyes and force out a nice wet poop >suddenly hear 'oh my god what is that smell' >open my eyes >start crying >start screaming at that it isn't my fault, my eyes were closed and I couldn't resist >feel my dad grab me and lift me out of the chair >very foggy memory of what happened after >have vague memories of looking back at the floor and seeing my hair over the floor mixed with shit >gave me a fetish, sometimes when I have a shit now I cut off some pubes or armpit hair and stomp on them and pretend I am 8 year old me fucking my hairdresser in that shitty chair
When I was in 4th grade, we'd have a whole period dedicated to quiet reading. We could read to each other as long as we were quiet enough. The lights were always out during this time to promote relaxation or some shit. Anyway, me and a group of three other guys would go in the back behind some book shelves and play truth or dare. It started off with normal stuff, but eventually the dares became heavier. It started with kissing, then we moved to fondling dicks, and then finally unzipping our pants a bit, pulling them down a little and rubbing dicks. It is a fucking miracle we did not get caught. None of us would ever speak of those games ever.
>>26317110 They expected you to read with no lights on? Trying to fuck an entire class of kids' eyesight.
>>26317171 I have a handful of early memories. One being my dad almost drowning me in the bath because he poured too much water on my head too quickly. Another being me walking in on my dad watching porn late at night. (I think it was porn because I remember seeing the TV being on and then turned off when he realized I was there.) I know this was from before I turned 4 because when we left my dad when I was 4 and I can remember the last big argument my mom and dad had before we left him
>used to refuse to go to bed >mum and dad sick of my shit >pin me down by my arms and legs on my bed and just wait until I stop screaming and struggling and give up control and fall asleep >probably my youngest memory, I still remember the intense rage and embarrassment
>be around 9 >mom wants to go on a hike because muh nature and exercise >hate leaving the house, whine all the way there in the car >when we get there i start walking off in another direction cause i'm being a little shit >all of the sudden a fly zooms into my eye >i close my eyes and the fly rotates with my eye behind my socket and stays there >u fuggin kidding me >my eye is all teary and itchy and i have to blink every second >it stays there for about 8 hours before dripping out >here's where the story really starts >after hiking i notice some bumps on ballsack >don't think much of it for some reason, i think this is what going through puberty is >after a few days i mention it to my mom >they're fucking ticks on my ballsack >can't pull the fuckers off >mom says to scrub them with soap and then try >won't work >finally mom lays me down on the couch and with her big red nails she plucks the ticks out of my scrotum >mfw i got a fucking boner
and i swear after i had those ticks my dick got smaller.
>>26316761 My earliest memory gave me my fetish too >potty training when I was 3 >never had a bedwetting accident >felt proud of myself >apparently started wetting in my sleep without knowing it >my parents would change my sheets and put me in a diaper while I slept >I would go to bed wearing underwear and wake up with a diaper >happened for a few months >started as shameful but ended up being extremely comfortable
>>26317718 >around 22 >pain in testicles >go see some urologist >he recommends I got my balls examined >nurse is qt, she puts on the lube and starts ultrasounding my balls and shit >boner ensues, trying not to smile, probably was grinning like a madman >she finishes, ask her when the results will be >she probably thought being a doctor was always about healing the sick, not fondling some 20-somethings balls for 15 minutes
I remember when I was 5 in school, I let out a little bit of poop when I farted. I was really embarrassed, for the rest of the day my ass was really sticky and nasty and I stank. Mom even asked me why I shat my pants that day.
>first year of school >piss myself >teacher notices and im taken out the class and given a clean pair of school trousers >child me hated wearing clothes that werent mine and it weirded me out >at the end of the school day I go to the room where my original pee soaked trousers were, take off the dry ones and put them back on >walk home stinking of piss >dont rememer my mums reaction, remember one of the staff members trying to convince me not to put the dirty ones back on
When I was 7 my friend's dad asked me to wipe his ass. I was nervous because I had never wiped feces off a hairy butt before, and I didn't do a very good job. His dad got up and started playing again, but then he got a funny look on his face and started crying. My friend's grandma came in to see what was wrong, and my friend's dad pointed at me through sobs said "he... wiped... me... bad!" My friend's grandma started screaming at me, calling me a "fucking idiot" and an "embarrassment" and she rubbed my friend's dad's shitty underpants in my face. It was a tough situation but it pushed me to learn how to properly wipe hairy bottoms. Thank you Mrs. Sindelar, wherever you are.
i was 13 and had heard of scat for the first time. obviously i thought it was disgusting. but i also thought "what if i'm into it? how did the people who are into it find out they were into it, they must have tried it at some point?
so next time i had to shit i squatted over the toilet, put my hands under my ass and shat into my cupped hands. i regretted it right as the shit touched my flesh. unfortunately it wasn't a small sausage of poop, but a big gooey mass that never seemed to stop coming. i shat until it ran over my hands and started plopping into the bowl, and then i shat some more.
i was so grossed out. then i looked at it for a bit and then dropped it into the bowl, scrubbed my hands for like ten minutes, flushed, washed my hands again and went back to my computer. my hands still smelled of shit for hours even though i kept washing my hands over and over.
>>26311376 When I was 11 or some shit I slept over at a friends house and pissed the bed, I also got caught watching porn on their computer (didn't delete history and the guys mom checked every morning).
I had a crush on the guys sister too, definitely fucking ruined any shot I ever fucking had. She treated me like a retard. Oh, and to top things off. 7 years later she ended up dating my best friend somehow even though they lived on opposite sides of the city, had a two year age gap and went to different schools (literally no idea how they ever even met), and he knocked her up this year. I always laughed at the cuck meme before so I guess this must be karma.
This shit is just far too coincidental, like literally what the fuck are the odds of that happening? I've never had much luck in my life but I'm pretty sure now that some god out there is fucking with me. I'm really not even that upset about it, I've had my suspicions that some sick fuck is just torturing me with my existence for a while now, but to have my suspicions pretty much confirmed is still shocking.
>tfw you remember a greentext story posted here in 2011 or 2012 where some anon stayed in a hotel but the food in the country he was travelling in didn't suit him and he ended up clogging the entire sewer system of the hotel
I have no recollection of what was happening when I was 7. Even if I try hard to remember and go off specific events that just had to happen, I can't remember anything that is certain to have happened.
>be Mexican >here we usually don't throw poopy paper on the toilet but on a bin because plumbing, other countries do it too >be me >at aunt's bathroom pooping >throw poopy paper on her dirty laundry bin because it thought it was the one for paper
>>26315553 I jerked off in one of those houses before. In the bathroom. Nobody was in there when I went in and I didn't hear anybody enter. When I was done, I opened the door and saw the realtor in the main room. I ran past him in a dead sprint after just having experienced sexual gratification. I was 11.
>be about 8 >riding my scooter >huge steep road, decide to ride down it >get to the bottom at sonic speed and slam into the road >huge cut along my arm >dont go home to get it treated because action heroes never did that shit >keep riding my scooter >it gets infected, need to go to the hospital >ruined one of my favourite shirts because of the blood
>>26323335 i pissed in the corner of my room because i was too scared to walk into the hallway and go to the bathroom because im supposed to be asleep at night, and i have trouble sleeping as well, which was why i was awake. i ended up just peeing in a corner in my room and p arents found out the next day and i ahd a mental breakdown for a while
>>26317884 I woke up to one of those little buggers on the base of my schlong as well, dad advised I burned it off (carefully, lel) and I missed. Burned my dick with a heated scissor blade before getting the little nigger off of me.
>be me >like 8 or some shit >brother used to always fuck with me >he'd ring me sometimes pretending to be one of my friends and arrange playdates and then say ''It's me you fucking idiot'' at the end and hang up >one day brothers friend rings the house from prison >I answer >brothers friend: ''Hi is (brothersname) there?'' >me: ''Shut up (brothersname) >he's confused, he keeps asking for my brother >I keep telling him to shut up and I keep saying shut up (brothersname) I know it's you >''Please anon I'm begging you it's not your brother please put him on the phone'' >still don't believe him, hang up >mfw that was his only phone call for the month
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