>wake up after midnight
>no food at home
>the only place open nearby is a single McDonald's
>fat as fuck and eat a lot
>always order my burgers plain
>no one ever gets things plain, so if I order enough food for two people for myself, it'll be obvious I'm just a pig
Really? It seems like no one ever would except for children.
They have apple pie? It's probably bad, right? I never had their chicken sandwiches, are they just like a big chicken nugget on bread?
If I get anything on it other than just one or two things, it tastes like a wild mess and I can't stand it. Even if I just get ketchup, all I taste is ketchup and it doesn't even taste like a burger anymore to me.
Is that exclusively for fast food? It makes sense that fast food burgers taste like a mess since there's really nothing there, but a normal burger with the werks is top tier.
The only TRUE kill yourself tier shit is:
Just ketchup or ketchup/cheese
At that point just eat ground beef, why bother forming patties?
Or if you have just ketchup cut out the middle man and just inject sugar.
Yeah just ask for it, if they don't have it I'm sure you can stop by a gas station or something and find a replacement
The chicken sandwiches are good, but expensive tbqh because I am a fat fuck made of money I frequently double up and get 2
Everything else is standard procedure when at mckeks,
For an actual burger, I like onions and cheese and ketchup and lettuce. It actually mixes well with real ground beef. It's been a very long time since I had an actual burger though
>just stop at a gas station
But I never do that so it would be new for me, and I'm a pussy faggot so I would be scared
If you really want oishii, ask if they have cherry pies. And the only "scary" thing you have to worry about is getting robbed, stabbed, jumped or kidnapped.
Going in a well lit gas station with cameras in a white neighborhood is pretty safe by most standards