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>"ID, please".

can you buy alcohol at 7am on a sunday

>>26311350
ye
blox

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Waifu and waifu theme desu, post em

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iy47Q--EbU

>>26309623

>tfw 21 and don't have photo ID nor do I know my national insurance number

I am fail.

I know shit loads of about the Middle East and prison reform though.

Sunday morning lads.

5 Slices of cheese and toast washed down with a pint of whiskey.

Golden rays of sunlight through the gap in my curtains... Beautiful.

>>26312561
I guess most of the normals will be in bed for a while wouldn't they?

Might have some whiskey myself.

I'm too poor for whiskey. I've got a bottle of Bucks Fizz in the fridge.

Just finished nightshift and cant sleep lads.
Chill as fuck shift but cant be assed with my job or gf anymore. But too ashamed to pack em both in.

>>26312655
>Implying i'm not poor mate
I spent my last bit of cash on this bottle
I'm probably going to go without food for atleast a week during the next two weeks.
But, make hay while the sun shines and all that...

>>26312599
Probably so yeah. I'm hoping to pass out by 11am.

>>26312832
Nightshift is the ideal job, lad. Don't quit your job... things can go badly wrong if you do. Trust me.
Save some cash, book a few weeks off work and go travelling for a week or two. Don't plan it too much and let it be kind of like ''Where do I want to go today?'' kind of thing.

>>26312839
You bought booze instead of food? I suppose you could use food banks...

>>26312886
Got a week starting friday.
Think im gonna just spend it doing things i havent done in ages like go swimming maybe.

>>26312897
To be honest I didn't realise how little food I had. Only when I started making the cheese on toast did I stop dead, look in the fridge and was like ''Oh, for fucks sake...Here we go''
I've never used a food bank even though I've gone literally days without food before. Can't bring myself to do it, always feel like there's someone more deserving of the food than me or something...

>>26312928
Swimming is top tier, yeah.
Wish you all the best m8. Just don't quit your job on a whim.

Waiting for 10am so I can go buy alcohol and pass out

Holy shit lads I just took a huge gulp of what I though was squash but it was actually whisky.

I feel AMAZING lads, like a right proper Normie or something.
Dunno why normie is a part of my dictionary actually, thats a bit weird.

Whats eveyone else up to rn? Like that anon always says, your my good lads, so I hope your all doing well n' stuff.

>>26313278
kek
wat

>>26313300
Trying to enjoy whatever this is while it lasts desu.

I went to the shops and there was a bunch of robot tier looking guys buying stuff.

Oh sorry about the blog fuck me lads.

>tfw literally shaking
What a lightweight

>>26313359
Fair play mate. You'll soon adjust. Keep in your head ''Fuck the cunts'' at all times... and you'll be alright.

waheeey
Ive got a help to buy isa
waheeeeey

>tfw work at 10

this shit makes me hate life

>>26313410
I usually say 'I want to kill myself' in my head its strangely soothing.

Apparently southing is a word. weird that.

>>26313424
Don't buy isa, slavery is wrong lad

also I really like this song, its nice to listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rqVaaAIQSs

>>26313433
i usually work sundays
but off till wednesday here
waheeey

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>>26313441
A little too self-loathing for me. Project your emotion outwards. Out into the world where it can have meaning.
I say, ''Fuck them,'' They're the ones who play the fools.
Stare them in the eyes until they look away, and keep on staring. Let them know you see through them.
You will feel a surge of something, each time they look away nervously.
And you will secure a small victory each time you walk away with an extra bounce in your step.

N-no schizo.

>>26313591
I dunno lad, that kind of thing makes me want to hurt someone. I just want to hide away somewhere and watch the world pass me by.

Cool philosopher too, I think philosophers are the coolest desu, I look up to them alot.

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Just saw this in a drunk girls snapchat story.

fucking women man. Had to get a capture of it before she removed it.

Jamie Oliver is shit. "Get more ninja." What the fuck is that?

>>26313635
>>26313591
Actually I do kind of try to laugh at other people, I think I have become more cynical over the years, and it makes everyone seem a bit silly, trying so hard at life.

w/e I suppose, I just want to be comfy.

gonna stop posting now, im shitting the thread up.

>>26313651
She looks grim as fuck from that one picture alone. The walls of her room look greasy, her hair looks greasy and matted... The picture reeks of desperation. I can tell from this one picture that her cunt probably stinks and she doesn't wash thoroughly enough...
You could probably smash this bitch if you wanted to, desu.

>>26311812
A bouncer once told me my ID photo didn't look like me. "This ain't you, this man skinny."

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>want to play some crusader kings with the lads
>paradox broke everything with conclave and now our glorious save won't load
>hundreds of years of multiplayer gone

thanks paradox, i hope adding features nobody wanted was worth breaking all my saves

>>26313741
She's got a great pair of tits and looks like she's got a nice batty.

Sadly she's a girl that always likes to go out and will have 200+ guys after her so it wouldn't be worth trying unless I saw her in a club.

>>26313800
>likes to go out and will have 200+ guys after her
That's what she wants people to think, mate.
It's not always the case.

>>26309552

pulled a all-nighter lads, gonna see if I can make it all day before going to bed.

>>26313878
you might make it until like half 2 and then you'll decide to lay down for abit promising yourself that you won't fall asleep, you're just lying down because your back/legs/shoulders are aching...and boom, you're alseep

>>26313902
>tfw I usually give up by 10
I am a weak man

>>26313915
stay up man, keep busy. i'm doing the same btw. gotta be up early on monday and i woke up last night at 7pm so i'm fucking dying right now. stay uppppppppppp

>>26313902

the hardest part will be around 4pm and im struggling to concentrate/stay coherent when doing shit online.

>>26313941
hardest part for me is when your brain starts taking over and convincing you to just go to sleep... you just need to sleep for a bit.... haha

>>26313929
Keep at it senpai I want to believe.
I'm really buzzed right now, so the next hour or so will be good, but I might struggle when this stuff runs out.

>>26313973
I stayed up for 55 hours before and honestly I fucking started hearing shit. I tried doing it again but didn't even come close the second time and ended up falling alseep sitting up

>tfw switching back to yotsuba from tomorrow
what the fuck

>>26313994
amazing. right now you are my idol to be square with you senpai.

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>Hitchens on Big Questons

>>26314018
kek, we're all gonna make it senpai

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>>26311729

this idea, I like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9a6rZOjJFo

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>>26311729
My favourite one of her image songs isn't on YouTubeee

Morning lads

I'm officially out of friends. You guys are all my best friends now.

>>26314330
Good morning lad.

Your my best friend too desu, the amount of time I spend here is ridiculous.

>>26314348
Thanks mate, we can all be each other's best friends.

What are you up too today?

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>>26314371
Trying to stay awake. listening to music. Slowly coming down from the high I was on earlier.

I don't ever want to go back to how I am normally, but its inevitable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UOZbg3bZcg

My nana passed last night peacefully she loved a vodka

>on the vodka tonight homo's

>Have repeatedly overheard women describe me as 'that cute guy'
>'Oh he's cute'
>Had a few tell me 'you're cute' anon

Not sure how I managed to get to 21 years of age and have women be so patronising to me.

I used to think it meant I was good looking, now I'm not so sure.

>>26314402
If you go to sleep you can feel good though. Sleeping is the best feel because you don't have to be aware of anything for awhile.

>>26314402
diogenes poster her
i'm still fighting it but fuck, i'm getting drowsy lad
i'm aiming for atleast 5pm

>>26314435
It might mean you're good looking but too nice
Be a bit more assertive or... gym

>>26314469
I'm not really arsed about getting anything from it because I have a girlfriend but even she says I'm cute

I was in Asia and these Korean hotties would laugh at simple things I said and say 'anon you're so cute' etc and women always do it.

I was laughing to myself at work the other day and some girl said 'awww anon's got such a cute laugh'

It's really bizarre.

I don't parritcularly look like a teddy or sometihng

>>26314449
I love sleep, but I don't dream anymore. Everything is getting worse.
>>26314459
I'm going for 9pm or fuck it all. I really hope my housemates don't stay up really late partying or something.

You can make it to 5pm senpai, being able to wake up at a decent time is going to feel great.
>>26314469
Maybe he shouldn't base his life solely on what other people think of him. It could be way worse than that.

>>26314497
I don't base my whole life off of it, bit of a dramatic leap there anon.

Just commenting that it can feel a bit patronising when women describe me as cute despite the fact I'm 21

>>26314486

now you've got me curious about how cute you are

post pics

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>>26314486
>from it because I have a girlfriend

>>26314511
No.

People say I look a lot lke James Mcavoy, as in several completely unrelated people in my life have at different points suggested it.

I noticed that he is often described as 'cute', too.

So weird, because to me he just looks like a normal dude

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>>26311729
Morning lads, here's waifu~

Still feeling kind of strange. I don't really want to feel like this anymore but oh well~

Hope you all have a nice day~

https://youtu.be/CLvZn8OCQgI

just had a comfy shower lads, still staying up so far might get dressed in a little bit but feel comfy wearin towels in bed on the laptop

>>26314510
Yeah that was, sorry, I was just projecting.

21 isn't really that old I guess, maybe you have nice skin or something.

Might as well enjoy it though.

>>26314535
Yeah I guess.

Just found it interesting, thought some other anosn might weigh in with their experiences.

I would enjoy being called handsome or hot or whatever but cute is just like 'you tried' tier

Ah well, interesting nonetheless.

>>26314549
It does seem like there is a gap between cute and handsome, but it there might not actually be all that much difference between the two.

I'm guessing it feels patronising because it makes it sound like they don't respect you like they would if they had called you handsome.

I'm sure they don't mean it that way though.

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>>26311729

I have to be honest, this ED she did is cute but a little disappointing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7pQefivJFY

>>26309623
I get this so much and it pisses me the fuck off. Went out last night and got ID'd for every club. Someone asked how old I am and I told them 24 and they said they thought I was 18.

>>26314609
In most cases

Cute = ''You're good looking but more like a brother to me''
You still might be able to save it and fuck them but it's more effort than it's worth and hard to change someones perception of you overnight. You're attractive to them in a way but because of the way you carry yourself, they want to be your friend more than your lover. They see themselves ''above'' you in a way, which is why they're calling you cute... They think themselves above you in one way or another.

Handsome = They see you as an ideal partner and would let you fuck them at a moments notice. You tick all the boxes in their eyes... They know that you are above them and are their ''goal,'' as it were.

>>26314664
Thats sounds true enough. I guess from my perspective I don't think about the sex thing since I don't give a shit, so I only value what they think about my appearance, not my potential as a mate.

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>making phone's conservation's on Sunday's

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>suddenly getting intense headaches whenever I wank

god has taken from me my one remaining source of happiness

>>26314693
>Yet there's still this appeal
>That we've kept through our lives

Fucking hell this song is so brutal.

I am with my gf now and I love her but I just don't feel anything positive and often wonder about seeing other women etc. It's an awful feel.

The way this song is written is unreal.

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My gran just complemented me on my figures
Mixed feelings desu

>>26314734
Jerking off is supposed to help with headaches too, thats not a good sign.
>>26314748
You do drawing senpai?

>>26314748

She's been hiding her power level for decades, Azulad.

>>26314777
No I just have one of those poseable mannequin things for some reason
Wish I could draw though

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>>26314524
take a long hard look in the mirror

>>26314794
I love drawing, and I love art.
But I haven't done any in about six years probably.

The world doesn't need that many artists though I suppose.

>>26314777
The idea that masturbating relieves pain is such bullshit, maybe the orgasm does slightly but all the effort put into wanking only exacerbates things

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>>26314808
I just want to be able to draw self insert doujins of my waifu

>>26314690
>I don't think about the sex thing since I don't give a shit
They probably do, though.
I've had it before too... Girl calls you cute and you don't know if it's a sly dig or a genuine innocent compliment but you can't help but feel slightly irritated by it, for whatever reason... It might even be that she's into you but you haven't returned the favour and displayed that you're ''into her'' back (as you said, you don't care) so she's trying to push things forward in the way that women do... by beating around the bush and fucking things up

A 8/10 girl I worked with, who used to call me ''cute'' and try to talk to me constantly, asked me out on a ''date'' and I outright refused her on the spot just to gauge her response. She kinda just played it off and eventually stopped flirting as much.

Lesson is:
Women generally need to feel like they are liked back. I think even studies show that if a women thinks you like her, she starts to like you a bit more. I've found this to be true and have used it to my advantage a few times when trying to fuck a coworker or someone in my social circle. Things like purposely letting the girl I want to fuck catch me staring at them and then quickly looking away like an embarassed schoolboy or something you see in a romantic comedy...They fucking eat this shit up.

>This probably only works when you're relatively good looking and somewhat confident btw

>>26314829
>self insert
I could never do that.

Making a piece of fiction with me in it just feels disgusting.

I want to be someone else, even though it might not even be better.

>>26314197
>>26314829

man I'm not even much of an azusa fan but you have got some adorable and super comfy pics of your waifu there pal

>>26314748

My nephew commented on my figures and that was the first time I found out he was into anime.

Unfortunately he has shit taste and likes SAO and only watches dubs.

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>>26314865
Thanks lad

I fell asleep with my daki last night and when I woke up the door was slightly open, so I can only assume my dad saw it

>>26314881
>SAO

Jesus christ, I don't even watch much anime but I'm sorry for your loss.

>>26314890

oh god, I'm so sorry

>>26314890
Called it desu senpai

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>>26314330
Good morning matey.

>>26314890
>daki
What's a daki? I can only assume it's a gay wapanese waifu pillow or something along those lines.

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>>26314910
>>26314916
It's only a matter of time I think, trying to keep such a large part of my life hidden is quite hard

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>>26314890
>>26314897
>>26314910
>>26314916
>watching cartoons
what are you doing

>>26314523
Could be a lot worse. I look like Jack Osbourne.

>>26314950
Not sure why you think I watch cartoons from my post senpai.

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>>26314950

>he doesn't like mongolian tapestries

>>26314950
I've lost control of my life at 20 years old, what else is there to do?

>>26314748
Did she call them dolls mate?

>>26314957

I get Simon Pegg and that gay ginger guy from Modern Family, life isn't a fair thing.

>>26314950
Jesus christ that webm
It would have been hilarious watching the news everyday if he won

>>26314974
>what else is there to do?
find a better hobby

>>26314998
The fuck is a "hobby"?

Stop talking nonsense, I bet you think "sex" is real, too.

>>26314988
To be fair I think I only got Jack Osbourne because I was chubby and wore glasses. Before that it was Harry Potter and now I've got no hair it's Harry Hill. Basically, I look like anyone with glasses and a remotely similar haircut.

>>26315002
"Sex" is a social construct.

>>26315002
how is sex not real?

>>26315013

>believing the glasses myth

All you need to do is not wear them, and your eyes will slowly adjust to normal vision.

did you know the uninformed normals call 4chin the mirror but i've always seen it as a church with no leader, made it out of January atleast

babe ruth was born yesterday

>>26315002
Stop being a freaky fully grown man that likes cartoons and ponies. It's not hard, mate.
Literally everyone, men and women will find you pathetic for this shit and rightfully so. It's the perfect indicator of someone who has no worth other than being lazy, worthless consuming monkey, splurging all of his cash on his guilty little pleasure, that is, essentially... entertainment made for children.

But I guess, if you really like it then... Fair enough. Who am I to tell you to stop being a neckbearded manchild gimp...

>>26315035
But I like being pathetic, it's who I am.

Me and normal people just aren't meant to be, like oil and water, we don't mix.

>>26314974
>life at 20 years old
20 is fucking nothing, you're a child mate. Your life isn't even bad and can be changed to whatever at this point. Wait till you get to my age of 32. Then you can complain.

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>>26315026
I have asigmatism so my eyes really are fucked without them. I can't see the screen on my laptop or recognise someone I know two feet away.

>>26315064
Are you 32?

Cast us a spell, gramps.

>>26315035

oh hey there angry anon, didn't recognise you at first

>>26315069
Thats pretty shit.
I know glasses can be pretty expensive.

>>26315064

I know that feel, i'm 29 and 30 this year. One of the two friends I have left in the world (that i rarely ever see) turned 30 a couple of weeks ago and had a sperg attack. He said he had birthday depression with bouts of anger and started throwing his phone at walls. He has gone a bit mental desu, he is very far from a normie so it makes sense I guess.

What is the naughtiest thing you've ever done in school?

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>build up too much of a tolerance to codeine

How long of a break do I need to take before I can get high off small doses again?

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>>26315127
Made up a rumor that two paki girls were lesbos.

Surprised they weren't honor killed tbqh.

>>26315127
Tried to take pictures of girls' pantsu under the table
Never actually worked though

>>26315069
>asigmatism
Is that where your eye is a rugby ball shape instead of a football?

My optician said I have this but I'm not too bad without my glasses. Details on items are a little blurry but nothing major and I can deal without them.

>>26315154
That is pretty hot desu senpai

Want to have a wank now but there is a builder coming soon and he needs to come into my room.

>>26315127
had a joint at lunch went to physics and let the autismo free. lots of but ifs, it was fun some kid was eating the sodium samples when we finally got to work lol work

>>26315127

Used a racist insult against a kid that shoved me because he thought I had done something to his friend, even though it wasn't me. He cried in class and the teacher told both of us off equally.

Yes, I am old. If it happened today I would probably be hanged by a fat women with neon blue hair in the public square. Times were different and people didn't get so upset back then.

>>26315171
He won't mind senpai. go for it anyway.

>>26315140
correct me if i'm wrong but i don't think your tolerance will ever go back down enough to get high off a small dose, it's why opiate addiction can be so dangerous.

>>26315127
Fingered my bird on the astro turf during lunch time in year fucking 9. Only now do I understand how disgusting that is... Lmao.
Skived last lesson everyday for like a year straight.
Got into a fight, broke some foreign guys arm and knocked him unconscious with a headbutt. Got excluded because of it. Instantly became ''cool'' and noticeably more popular/well known though.
Set fireworks off in the toilets.
Set stink bombs off fucking everywhere, including the canteen.
Smoked on the playground from year 10 until I left school, teachers wouldn't even try stop me.

Despite all of this, I still managed to get decent grades.

>>26315127
I went to a STRICT catholic primary school and I once took a flip knife with me one day. It must have been 10-12 inches long when folded out. It was MASSIVE.

I was sat in assembly, everyone was dead quiet and it fell out of my pocket onto the hardwood floor. I tried to scramble it back into my pocket but there was a teacher (the worst one in the school, I might add) and she roasted the fuck out of me.

If she could have hit me I think she would have given me such a pasting. She was a major bitch.

>>26315127
I poured concentrated hydrochloric acid over someones back once, a few minutes later it had burnt through their blazer + shirt and was burning their back.
luckily I was kind of a normie back then and people respected me enough to not tell on me.

>>26315212
Knives are COOL desu
I'd probably just cut myself if I had one though, too clumsy.

>>26315212

If you'd have said it was your 'Prot Razor' she probably would have been happy with you.

>>26315205
>>26315212
>>26315221
What the fuck kind of schools are you lot going to?

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Alright lads. It's 2016, what have you experienced so far?

I got into a fun school desu.

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>>26314950

Living life to the fullest and enjoying every day by watching Chinese cartoons.

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>>26311729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2tmbgeHY_M

Just had 14 hours sleep, but waking up to post Jun always starts my day right.

>>26315233
A school next to the slum council estate I grew up on. It was a newly built school so was it was modern as fuck compared to alot of schools. Had a climbing wall, astro turf etc... was alright really.

Also, not everyone has rich parents, mate.

>>26315127
MADE MULTIPLE TEACHERS CRY

>>26315175
I used to smoke weed at lunch all the time, so did everyone, that's not really naughty.

>>26315190
i hope thats true, going to the shops stay out the archives lads i hear they are infected

>BTFO medicated weak frogs

>>26315293
using up half the lesson by asking coherent question's is as naught as i felt like getting caught at

>>26315269
>Depresison magnified, think about suicide 90% of the day
>Started lifting to take mind of suicide, just makes me think about it more
>Started an open uni course, I signed up when I still had motivation but now i can't be fucked to do anything but play pc games all day

Good news is I've only had about 12 pints since 1st january and not taken any coke so I have a bit more money, tempted to quit my job and go neet for a few months with the money i've saved.

>>26315127
I can't really remember ever doing anything naughty in school desu.

I used to smoke weed and drinks and sell cigs at lunch time with the cool kids and I would skive a lot and never do my homework but I wasn't disruptive or naughty in that sense of the word. I just liked to do my own thing.

>>26315205
None of this ever happened did it mate

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>>26315269
I did this dumb test.

I've also felt pretty good which is really weird.

>>26315127
I had explosive diarrhea in 6th form and covered literally the toilet and wall. I just left it as i found it funny. The way the news spread around the common room was classic, about 15 guys and gals went to admire my Jackson Pollock.

Never got caught.

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>>26315212
also something funny happened in my secondary school

>took drama because one of my mates did
>shit at it
>really shy at the time
>had big solo, practical exam coming up
>basically have to come up with a skit up to 10 minutes long and perform it in front of everyone
>had no idea what I was gonna do
>decide to just wag it
>walk out of school after my 3rd lesson
>get halfway home
>have to walk past police station
>cop car slowly drives past
>they're looking at me
>see my school uniform
>ask me why I'm out of school
>tell them I've been sent home ill
>they don't believe me
>say they will take me back, ask the reception if it's true and will take me home if it is
>it's not
>have to go to the lesson that is just starting
>have to improvise something on the spot and perform it in front of the whole class

I don't actually remember the performance. I think it must have been one of those traumatic experiences that your mind cuts out to save yourself from mental scarring....

>>26315269
i went to Japan, slept in a cuck shed and started watching X-files. pretty good so far.

>>26315414

jesus that sounds like a literal nightmare anon.

>>26315417
I stopped watch the xfiles at the second season.
Its alright though, might pick it back up when i'min the mood.

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>>26315347
i have learnt to get it out the way before my coffee with an audible kill yourself the accent changes tho lads i would not recommend it https://youtu.be/2OnO3UXFZdE

>>26315438
Yup. Worst thing was there was no getting out of it at all once I was there as the teacher was a fucking psycho. She pretty much forced you to do stuff you didn't want to.

She got suspended several times for hitting students. How she didn't get the sack I don't know. I wish I could remember her name so I could look her up.

>>26309552
Live in bournemouth Anyone wanna meet for a zoot or somthing im bored lads

>>26315088
I've not bought new ones for about three years for just that reason. My prescription is miles out of date. I want to re-join the army and my eyesight is going to fuck me over I know it. Need to get back in before visiting an optician.

>>26315158
>Is that where your eye is a rugby ball shape instead of a football?
Yeah man.

>>26315127
Intervened in a fight between two girls. The fat one was on top of the thin one so I smacked her across the back with a bunsen burner tube and she rolled off crying.

I also organised a school-wide walkout when the Iraq war started. Happy I'm not a hippy douchebag anymore.

>>26315500
Are you going to the big soccer contest today?

Just shaved my legs again tbqh~

>tfw out of skin moisturiser

JUST~

>>26315533
>I also organised a school-wide walkout when the Iraq war started.

I think I remember reading this before. Was a good story if I remember.

>>26315417

What is a cuck shed?

>work with a single qt.65
>she looks right at me and says...
>I'm never going to meet anyone im in work all the time

why do they do this. Are we fucking invisible? feel like a C U C K

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>24
>still getting acne like a motherfucker

JUST

I've tried fucking EVERYTHING. There are only 2 things that have ever worked.

1. Accutane was a wonder drug, I pretty much went from having a full on pizza face to not a single zit in 3 months. Side effects sucked though.

2. Not eating. Been a couple of times I've been really ill and barely eaten and my skin has cleared up immensely over that period of time

It's always in the same place too, around my ear, on my neck and chest.

Sick of this shit.

>>26309552
Any guys over 30 in SE London? :3

I'm 19/f just looking for a guy to hang out wiiiiith

>>26315548
I was a bit of an edgy stoner with long hair, wooly hat and combat jacket whatever the weather. I genuinely thought people cared about the war and would come to town with me to join the protesters. It turns out that they would rather terrorise the locals and jump on car bonnets. Saturday detention wasn't as bad as I expected though - three hours of walking round the field smoking when we were meant to be picking up litter.

>>26315539
>JUST~
Doesn't have the same impact with the tilde lad. Kind of cute though, which is I guess what your going for.
>>26315559
Me too lad. Guess it could be my diet actually, Ill try that starving thing, see what happens.

>>26315559
Grow a beard you melt

>>26315590
a classy beard for a classy sir.

>>26315559
Stop shaving.

>>26315559
It looks like the sort of thing most people wouldn't even notice. Don't worry about it.

What are the side effects of Accutane?

>>26315417
Hows x-files lad? I've got some thoughts about seeing it, but I haven't done it so far.

>>26315574
Guys under 30 are fine too but you'd need a decent dick :3

>>26315559
Embellish your facial hair follicles.

>>26315347
I know these feels lad. Don't really know how to stop those thoughts to be honest.

>>26315377
It really did, though. Not even hard to believe either unless you were a victim in high school... so yeah. I'm sorry you were bullied mate.

>>26315590
Couldn't even if I wanted to.

>>26315597
My facial hair is scraggly and horrible when grown out.

>>26315598
Incredibly dry skin to the point it hurts, lethargy, aching joints and just feeling down and out all the time are what I experienced.

>>26315554
just a nice shed i slept in, while the lad i was with slept in his bed.
>>26315604
very comfy actually, i watch 3 a night usually. it's actually a pretty fun show, i both enjoy the monster of the day episodes and the general story ones. bit silly at times but every episode seems like a lot of effort has gone into it.

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Get in the Steam group chat laaaaaaaads

>>26315500

Yeah mate, i'll sklib a zoggler with you. I have 5/124ths of skibbly pink pibbler.

>>26315613
Can someone just fuck me please

Fuck you EDL wankers

>>26315626
>Incredibly dry skin to the point it hurts, lethargy, aching joints and just feeling down and out all the time are what I experienced.
Blimey. Doesn't sound worth it.

>>26315638

>Steam group

Lemme in lad

>>26315658
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel

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Mum's making enchiladas tonight. My favourite.

>>26315741
I do like enchiladas. Enjoy em' senpai

Is this where the failed normies come to brag about their lives to other failed normies? Where even are the robots anymore?

>>26315623
Lol you're just a liar mate, I was never bullied but the shit you wrote is an obvious lie

Dunno why you'd take the time to write it out, probably a collection of things other people did at your school which you always aspirations red to be like but instead you were just the angry little boy who still got beat by his father every night

Coffee and toasted brown bread with ham cheese and pepperoni. I'm going to play World of Warcraft or OSRS until my crush comes back from work so i can talk to her. Sunday mornings really are easy. Hang in there Bots

Anyone had Taco bell before?

Just realised there is one in SHEFFIELD and I kinda want to try it.

>>26315827
Give it a try.
I liked it, but it all honestly its not amazing food.

>>26315827
I went to the one in Manchester. It was okay, I'm not that much of a mexican food fan though.

>>26315782
The robots are the ones who post here at like 3 or 4am about how they've lost control of their lives.

>>26315127
Once, on a friday we had double business as our last lesson. I was due to give a presentation with two friends but i wasnt feeling school so i went home. My friends said i had the presentation on a memory stick so they couldnt give it. The teacher talked to me, and i admitted that they were liars. They are my best friends and have no idea.

>>26315866
Jokes on you, I'm still awake. Also no one posts at 3 till 5ish am, those are the dead hours, the threads barely survive.

>>26315894
>those are the dead hours, the threads barely survive.
Exactly. Because the normies are asleep then.

>>26315932
No normie would come here. Only failed ones in denial.

>Weather keeps bragging about how it is going to rain
>never fucking rains
>loads of normies making noise outside disturbing me in the lack of rain

Fucking lying weathermen

>>26315961
Rain is so comfy, its the perfect time to go for a walk.

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http://youtu.be/1RZBK9-M1qI

are girls aloud in sage

>>26315982
I agree mate. I love how you go out when it is raining nobody else is about because all the normies are shit scared of it for some reason.

I try to only leave the house when it is raining but this shitty rainy island isn't half as rainy as it likes to brag about.

>>26315788
>>26315788
>Lol you're just a liar mate
But it actually did happen you fucking weird cunt?

Not everyone on 4chan was a complete faggot in high school, mate. I probably done other shit than what I mentioned aswell

As I said, It's not even hard to believe unless you were a complete fucking reject.

>but instead you were just the angry little boy who still got beat by his father every night
You're projecting so fucking hard mate lmao

>>26313441
>I usually say 'I want to kill myself' in my head its strangely soothing.
I always say "I'm going to kill myslef, I'm going to kill myself" in my head when I'm anxious, it calms me down.

>>26316016
>>26313441
I do this too lads. I always just say to myself 'fuck it who cares I'm going to kill myself soon' if I am having a bad time and it makes me feel better.

>tfw can hear flatmates having sex through the walls
stop rubbing it in

>>26316016
I'm not really sure why it does that. I think maybe just having something to think about distracts me from whatever I'm nervous about.

>>26316038
>stop rubbing it in

What else are they meant to do with it?

>>26315534
Yeh going to watch the arsenal game led

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Just when you think you've found a job you can apply for...

>tfw plebs only realise going to hs to fuck with intelligent people got you out your bunk bed every fucking morning

>be me
>death in the family
>wait is like work
>I've found the stupid thing that may or may not place me in the big house where teachers live against there will


teachers is a whiskey

>>26316133
*Their

>now insert brifeel where?
>YEAH CHANGE THAT

>>26316103
It kicks off in 5 minutes you better hurry up

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Don't know if anyone remembers but I'm the anon from the last thread with a boil on his dick with the friend of a friend that wanted to fuck.
Well, to update, you guys saying she wouldn't notice with a condom gave me the courage to go for it and I'm going to greentext it.

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>There are benders ITT who watch soccer

>>26316183
Please tell me you trimmed your pubes before you whipped out your dick for her?

>>26316183
Aren't you more worried about showing her your tiny cock?

>>26316196
I only watch when I am waiting for the baseball to start

>Hannah in OP image again

Fun fact; She was 16/17 when the videos were made.

>>26316238
>Fun fact; She was 16/17 when the videos were made.

Source?

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>>26316183
have a litre of bleach ready lad.

>>26316118
They can't prove you're not a trans woman

>>26316238
Too bad there's no good vids of her sucking cock.

>>26316242

There used to be a site that hosted all her videos, then they apparently got hold of proof that she was that age and took all the videos back down.

>>26316259
Sounds like hearsay to me desu

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wish i was NEET and rich

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>>26316183
>She comes over, starts drinking with flatmates
>making eyes at me, I avoid eye contact
>have to go back to my room and muster up courage a few times
>Everyone leaves to go shop
>activateit.jpg
>Bring her back to my room
>She switches the light on
>I switch it back off
>fumbling in total darkness
>she hits her head on the wall, doesn't seem to care (she's very drunk)
>She keeps reaching for my dick and I have to pull my hips out of the way so she doesn't feel the boil
>I get a condom on in pitch black, she keeps asking why I don't turn a light on and I just say "it's fine, it's fine"
>Get it in, keeps falling out and its awkward but she doesn't notice anything wrong and the boil doesn't hurt or anything which is nice
>lift her legs up
>Holy shit that smells disgusting
>Foul stench of shit in the air
>I cannot keep it hard, I feel like being sick
>mashing my soft dick into her now
>I can't do it, get up and start putting clothes on, saying "we should get back to the party now"
>Turn the light on
>she's left fucking shit stains in my bed

>texts me later asking if I'm still going to be up when she gets back from the club
>don't reply
I can't believe I fell for the sex meme, girls are fucking disgusting.

>>26316331
>tfw neet and rich but friendless lonely and depressed

>>26316202
>>26316197
lads I have a bulbous growth on my knob. These are mere details.

>>26316015
Liars often get angry when confronted, its ok, you have nothing to prove here mate

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>>26316354
that's just life!

>>26316336
holy fucking shit the bed.. ginas are nasty

>>26316354

how rich is rich? how did you amass your wealth and how long can you sustain your current lifestyle?

>friendless lonely and depressed
imagine this but having to work a pointless job 5 days a week

>>26316415
not willing to disclose figures but lets just say i receive a nice silver spoon

at least you interact with people, i did have a job for a while and even though it was incredibly tiring i was a lot happier then i am now

>>26316336
lmaooooooooo
the smell is worse in doggy desu with u family

hey guys, do many people have acne in the uk? soon i will be there and i hope it won't be awkward

>>26316354
This reminds me.

Can a cheque from my bank account still go through if I am dead?

For example, hypothetically, if I were to make a cheque out for all of my money to a cat charity, gave it to them, then later that day accidentally fell off of a tall bridge, would they still be able to have my money or would the cheque not go through?

>>26316460
You can always make a will you retard

>>26316457
Don't sweat it, it'll be fine.

>>26316371
>Liars often get angry when confronted
Citation needed
You're mad that you were evidently a retarded virgin faggot in highschool and can't believe others weren't

>>26316336
What the fuck. is this real? What does she look like? Is she a proper fat ugly sperger? Who the fuck doesn't wipe their ass?

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Is college going to be the best time of my life? It's starting relatively soon and so far I feel like all that's ahead of me is disappointment and regrets. Is it as good as they make it sound?

>>26316510
Depends what you do senpai. It's not the same for everyone.

I think its a thing. Don't really care.

I've got 99 problems but thanks to replacing the high efficiency particulate air filter on my vacuum cleaner, a loss of suction ain't one.

>>26316473
There is no way to make a will without over people knowing about it. For example you need one other person to sign it as a witness and when my sister made a will she had to contract people including myself to put some of our details on their for some reason.

>>26316522
I just want to not be bothered by anyone and be left alone while at college(no bully desu). And maybe part-time wagecuck so I can buy a nice PC and other things that would make me happy.

>>26316510
the best time of my life was playing 15 hours of WoW a day for 3 weeks with two friends. this was when i was first year Uni. so depends how you view your own life.

>>26316503
She's actually fairly attractive, guess it just wasn't her day.

>>26316437
>>26316437
>at least you interact with people
I hardly do; i just sit at my desk alone and silent as much as I can get away with

>i did have a job for a while and even though it was incredibly tiring i was a lot happier then i am now
you can always get a basic job to get you out and about, if you like movies work in a cinema 3 days a week.

>>26316532
You need a lawyer, a law firm can be the executor of your will for a fee

>>26316541
Well it should be alright then senpai.

>>26316546
don't believe this - post pics

>>26316557
But I am ugly. Are people going to look at me? My accent is a bit weird too and I'm quiet so people usually have trouble understanding me. And also acne...

>>26316547
>i just sit at my desk alone and silent as much as I can get away with
Does that not get to you after a while? I am pretty much the same but being chained to my desk in silence all day is making me mental.
If it wasn't for living with my parents I would have gone entire weeks there not saying a word despite people being around me.

>>26316162
At the stadium.mush pretty shitty game the fucking scum.are winning 0-2

>>26315961
I went for a run and got soaked. It definitely rained mate.

>>26316576
Depends on the people you meet I suppose, but it should be better than secondary school.
>>26316603
Are you sure it wasn't a hallucination?

>>26315171
The bonsai wank last night

>you're the first person I have told I watched animoo moo

She was a anime freak that had no social skills that live with her underbearing parents

>24/25 if you push me

>>26316579
>Does that not get to you after a while? I am pretty much the same but being chained to my desk in silence all day is making me mental.

I feel like the job is making me mental yes, but not from lack of social connections. There are a number of very extroverted people in the office that talk constantly throughout the day and I have to listen to their shit, it gives me a literal headache. To boot the company is quiet at the moment as our work comes in peaks and troughs, but my manager still wants me in the office so I have fuck all to do for 8 cunting hours usually; it's sickening to think I am wasting my life sitting in a fucking office 5 days a week with normal people.

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Two more days until Firewatch is out.

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>been awake since 8pm
>tired as fuck and want to sleep
>suddenly crave dutty South London chicken

Had some coffee to try and perk me up for a chicken run. Wish me luck gents

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>>26315388
Does boarder line mean really smart flip really crazy

>the long on konan the destroyer
>movie starts at 1137 on movie night

>>26315127
In year 9 I put a kid in hospital for talking to my girlfriend, I had asked him not to a few times before because he made her uncomfortable.
Then in upper sixth a bunch of year 7s attacked my Swiss friend after he hit one of them for calling him a nazi. They sort of swarmed him so a couple of us went to help out in beating those little shits up. I stomped on one so hard he pissed himself.

>>26316709
>Don't live in south anymore
>Miss Morleys and Favourite Chicken like my family
I envy you lad. where you based?

>>26316709
I'm fucking feeling the lack of sleep lads.
Gotta keep going, just six more hours.
>>26316717
Yes it does, so I guess I should take up snowboarding or something. I prefer surfing though, even though you can't wrap up warm.

>>26316671
The others in my office don't talk much even to each other, just the sound of computer fans and my boss eating crisps all the time. I think I would prefer listening to some dumb stories desu.

Yeah I could easily do my job part time so I have to sit at my desk and pretend to be busy for hours. My boss had a go at me for taking a shit for too long because I shouldn't be away from my desk.

It feels so pointless they enforce thee dumb rules like its school, If I get my work done why does it matter if I'm not sat in this chair 7.5 hours a day.

Alright lads. Did you know I'm vegan? I'm morally superior.

>>26316777
cool
octbhfam

>>26316671
i'm in the exact same boat brother, I literally sit there doing anything to distract myself from the intense boredom and shit my colleagues say.
>tfw they all support EDL
>Complain about being fat all day, while eating fast food
>complain about never having time to do anything but they'll watch an entire season of x on netflix every evening.

well fuck me, it's my birthday

fuck you it's your birthday

>>26316825
Happy Birthday anon but i'm not fucking you

>>26316825

Happy birthday, buddy. Are you going to do something special today? I always give myself a little treat on birthday day. It doesn't have to be anything big, just a little something like a pack of jaffa cakes.

>>26316825
happy birthday phamamlalalalal
Hope its good/has been good.

>>26316825

happy birthday

>>26316849

I will, don't worry :D

>>26316735
Basically fucking Surrey: Mitcham. Annoying thing is, I've got a chicken shop 4 minutes away, but the asian family running it have started to get friendly and talkative. That's nice and all (massive portions) , but I can only understand half the words they say. I'm at Uni in London, so my accented English decoding is top-notch, so it's gotta be them letting the side down. Anyway, result of that is I'm making a habit of going to the other shop 10m away nowadays.

>>26316825
Forgot my Birthday last month until I checked FB in the evening. Have a good one.

>>26316849
>>26316852
>>26316888

cheers fellas

>>26316851
nah pal, probaly just take it easy, really fancy an orange fanta tbqh

>>26316868
cheeky

Some be my friend please.


i'm cute

>>26316944
>>26316944
hello.

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Another day, another crush on one of the new lads at work.

Sometimes i kind of wish i was a flamer (i work for an american company and with my american and canadian colleagues you can tell in 0.0005 nanoseconds after meeting them that they're gay) but somehow i'm straight-passing biscum. Doesn't help either that english men generally hide their homo desires under a trillion levels of subterfuge. Anyone else vaguely familiar with these feels?

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>>26316038
>they're rubbing it in
>your rubbing it out

>>26316749
>It feels so pointless they enforce thee dumb rules like its school, If I get my work done why does it matter if I'm not sat in this chair 7.5 hours a day.

Same train of thought here. Majority of normie created rules don't make sense.

>>26316986
>current year
>being an actual faggot
>using tumblr terms

fuck off gayboy, no fruits allowed

How can I buy a job? I would literally give someone all the money I have saved up if they would give me a job.

>>26314613
Nymph's duet song with Sohara was one of her better songs. Shame Chaos only has one vocal song

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>>26316038
Take your stick and sort them out.

>>26316944
s w i n d o n

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not long now m'senpaitachi

>>26317003
8 quid isn't gonna get you a job mate

>>26317001
dunno how else to phrase it

>>26317003
you have to buy it with proof of your skills and experience

failing that, just become really good at bullshitting interviews

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>tfw no gf to pimp out without her knowing

>>26316622
>Are you sure it wasn't a hallucination?
If it was, it was bad enough that my balls receded inside me. Fucking brass monkeys I tell you.

>>26316727
Are you basically an adult in sixth form and aren't year 7s like 10 year olds?

>>26317101
17/18 in upper sixth yeah, and they'd be like 12/13.

>>26317101
I think 11/12. Still, he's bragging about being a full grown man beating up preteens.

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>>26316825
Have a comfy birthday mate.

>>26317003
How much money are we talking? Ballpark figure? I'd put you to work for me no problem.

>>26317144
>preteens
hmmmmmm

>>26317157
500 quid?

oc

>>26317157
Where are you and doing what?

>>26317067
>roasties beat the fuck out

That is amazing

>>26317169

if they're younger than 13 then they're preteens mate. that's what the word means.

>>26316986
Totally man.

I used to hate flamer faggots who were so gay. but now as the years and loneliness go on I can kind of understand why they do it. No one can tell I'm gay at meeting me and if they aren't a flamer I have no way of knowing if they are, I'm too awkward to make a move and not know if they will make a big deal out of it because they are straight. even if they are gay I'm an awkward uggo so they probably won't want me anyway.

The worst part is at uni everyone thought I was a homophobe and just an awkward straight who hated gays. Missed the best opportunity to come out.

Here's to dying alone

>>26317184
I am in Bristol and I need a personal assistant, Where are you?

>>26317202
North West, sadly.

>>26317067
Hahahaha what a whore. I guarantee she's only upset because she didn't get the money.

Rugby's on lads.

>>26317202
I'm near Bristol and need work..

>>26317202
I'm in Bristol. What's the pay?

>>26317202
How personal we talking m8?

>>26317202
Do I get paid in cum?

>>26317277
i'll pay in you cum

>>26317291
I also wish to be paid in cum.
But mostly money, I need it to live.

>>26317277
i'll pay you in cum

>>26317291
Can I sit under your desk?

>>26317319
Not if you sleep at the foot of his bed, his cum will sustain you. Who need money

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Will suck dick for 30 quid, lads

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>>26314613
>>26317014
so there's two of you now

>>26317341
>>26317319
I don't like cum. You lads can have this one.

>>26317373
I've been here all along, I just rarely talk about my waifu (Chaos)

>>26317369
There are people out there like me that will do it for free, you've got no chance mate.

>>26317349
I though /d/ figured out it wasn't possible to live of cum.

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>>26317369
I don't have 30 quid but I will give you my love

>>26309623
Might be going for an SIA license. Might end up like one of these guys desu. I'm not a big guy but I'm no pushover.

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>>26317400
pls no, I need to earn my bread money
>>26317403
I-I'll consider it

>>26317402
What else would you need some water and vitamin pills?

>>26317413
>mum suggests I become a bouncer 'because I would be good at it' on multiple occasions.
>5'6 beta face

>>26317457
You should still go for it lad, live your dreams!

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>>26316747
This is about 5 months before it got scary the first time, got it to share it. To think about it now is like asking for a Ebook bible or Ebola Koran to think about the fight or flight and be the sucker that done did nothing but watch real belt rednecks. But I digress back to the situation in a bird in the hand to ease the happening to fight like dr ghandi and do nothing I had 30,000 fiat in the bank btw but the final line must of been bullet proof
>payed cash for my butterfly
>the hordes of headless horse's was in front of the skin flats I bought in a town hat had a terrible murder a few weeks later

Only 17 more Stars to go and I will finally have 100 percented Super Mario 64 for the first time in my life since first playing the game back in 1997 before a lot of young whippersnappers can remember.

>>26317544
how are you playing it m8?

>>26317553
On my N64 matey

I am also 100 percenting OoT for the first time and Lylat Wars, the latter of which is fucking hard to 100 percent.

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>>26311729
https://youtu.be/BS4kDrmq-I8

Feel a bit shitty today lads, finally worked up the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel last night, it's the first time I've been to a social gathering like that for years, normally I just drink alone in my room. She got quite upset and started crying because I didn't tell her sooner, she has been with somebody for a few months now.

I did get a good confidence boost though which is nice. At one point before that I went to the toilet and when I came back the girls had switched places so they were sat at my table (we had two tables pushed together at the pub). When I went to the bar one of her brother's friends was talking to me.

>"So what's going on with you and Hannah?" (the girl I like)
>"I don't really know, things are a bit awkward between us I think"
>"Ah, it's just I'm a bit confused because I thought you were her boyfriend but apparently not"
>"What made you think I was her boyfriend?"
>"Well it's just that when you went to the toilet, her friends were saying you were handsome and she agreed with them, that's why they've all moved to sit near you"
>"Oh... Right"

Felt really good. Shame I'm too much of a sperg to speak to women I don't know, I'm only friends with her because we were paired together for a project in college and had a nice prescription for Diazepam to get me through each day.

That was my blog post for the day.

>>26317413
Tell us where you work if you get the job and we'll come fight you

>>26317623
I'll be sure to do so famdingo.

Who wants a fight

I am the hardest here I promise you

>>26317677

Me, i'm the hardest because I have a gun. Let's meet up and I will shoot you in your stupid face.

>>26317677
Doubt it mate. Even stomped an 11 year so hard he pissed himself?

lol imagine if you woke up and you had transformed into a frog

>ribbit ribbit

ha

The local shop closed and the one that replace it has less opening hours.

fucksake, gotta head down the shop lads, anyone want anything?

Poleaboo vacuumed his bedroom today, it's much more comfy when playing vidya in there now

Chapter 5 & 6 of Digimon Cyber Sleuth both involve "stalkers", gave him something to relate to

Chapter 5 was pro-stalking, the actions are just immature, it's a poor attempt to get the girls attention because with all your heart all you want is to know more about her

Chapter 6 however started of anti-stalking, the MC called the stalker a creep etc but it turned out that while she was being "stalked", she was the real bad guy of the chapter