Easy like Sunday morning edition
Waifu and waifu theme desu, post em
>Implying i'm not poor mate
I spent my last bit of cash on this bottle
I'm probably going to go without food for atleast a week during the next two weeks.
But, make hay while the sun shines and all that...
Probably so yeah. I'm hoping to pass out by 11am.
Nightshift is the ideal job, lad. Don't quit your job... things can go badly wrong if you do. Trust me.
Save some cash, book a few weeks off work and go travelling for a week or two. Don't plan it too much and let it be kind of like ''Where do I want to go today?'' kind of thing.
To be honest I didn't realise how little food I had. Only when I started making the cheese on toast did I stop dead, look in the fridge and was like ''Oh, for fucks sake...Here we go''
I've never used a food bank even though I've gone literally days without food before. Can't bring myself to do it, always feel like there's someone more deserving of the food than me or something...
Holy shit lads I just took a huge gulp of what I though was squash but it was actually whisky.
I feel AMAZING lads, like a right proper Normie or something.
Dunno why normie is a part of my dictionary actually, thats a bit weird.
Whats eveyone else up to rn? Like that anon always says, your my good lads, so I hope your all doing well n' stuff.
Trying to enjoy whatever this is while it lasts desu.
I went to the shops and there was a bunch of robot tier looking guys buying stuff.
Oh sorry about the blog fuck me lads.
>tfw literally shaking
What a lightweight
I usually say 'I want to kill myself' in my head its strangely soothing.
Apparently southing is a word. weird that.
Don't buy isa, slavery is wrong lad
also I really like this song, its nice to listen to
A little too self-loathing for me. Project your emotion outwards. Out into the world where it can have meaning.
I say, ''Fuck them,'' They're the ones who play the fools.
Stare them in the eyes until they look away, and keep on staring. Let them know you see through them.
You will feel a surge of something, each time they look away nervously.
And you will secure a small victory each time you walk away with an extra bounce in your step.
I dunno lad, that kind of thing makes me want to hurt someone. I just want to hide away somewhere and watch the world pass me by.
Cool philosopher too, I think philosophers are the coolest desu, I look up to them alot.
Just saw this in a drunk girls snapchat story.
fucking women man. Had to get a capture of it before she removed it.
Actually I do kind of try to laugh at other people, I think I have become more cynical over the years, and it makes everyone seem a bit silly, trying so hard at life.
w/e I suppose, I just want to be comfy.
gonna stop posting now, im shitting the thread up.
She looks grim as fuck from that one picture alone. The walls of her room look greasy, her hair looks greasy and matted... The picture reeks of desperation. I can tell from this one picture that her cunt probably stinks and she doesn't wash thoroughly enough...
You could probably smash this bitch if you wanted to, desu.
>want to play some crusader kings with the lads
>paradox broke everything with conclave and now our glorious save won't load
>hundreds of years of multiplayer gone
thanks paradox, i hope adding features nobody wanted was worth breaking all my saves
She's got a great pair of tits and looks like she's got a nice batty.
Sadly she's a girl that always likes to go out and will have 200+ guys after her so it wouldn't be worth trying unless I saw her in a club.
you might make it until like half 2 and then you'll decide to lay down for abit promising yourself that you won't fall asleep, you're just lying down because your back/legs/shoulders are aching...and boom, you're alseep
I stayed up for 55 hours before and honestly I fucking started hearing shit. I tried doing it again but didn't even come close the second time and ended up falling alseep sitting up
this idea, I like it
My favourite one of her image songs isn't on YouTubeee
Trying to stay awake. listening to music. Slowly coming down from the high I was on earlier.
I don't ever want to go back to how I am normally, but its inevitable.
>Have repeatedly overheard women describe me as 'that cute guy'
>'Oh he's cute'
>Had a few tell me 'you're cute' anon
Not sure how I managed to get to 21 years of age and have women be so patronising to me.
I used to think it meant I was good looking, now I'm not so sure.
I'm not really arsed about getting anything from it because I have a girlfriend but even she says I'm cute
I was in Asia and these Korean hotties would laugh at simple things I said and say 'anon you're so cute' etc and women always do it.
I was laughing to myself at work the other day and some girl said 'awww anon's got such a cute laugh'
It's really bizarre.
I don't parritcularly look like a teddy or sometihng
I love sleep, but I don't dream anymore. Everything is getting worse.
I'm going for 9pm or fuck it all. I really hope my housemates don't stay up really late partying or something.
You can make it to 5pm senpai, being able to wake up at a decent time is going to feel great.
Maybe he shouldn't base his life solely on what other people think of him. It could be way worse than that.
People say I look a lot lke James Mcavoy, as in several completely unrelated people in my life have at different points suggested it.
I noticed that he is often described as 'cute', too.
So weird, because to me he just looks like a normal dude
Morning lads, here's waifu~
Still feeling kind of strange. I don't really want to feel like this anymore but oh well~
Hope you all have a nice day~
Yeah I guess.
Just found it interesting, thought some other anosn might weigh in with their experiences.
I would enjoy being called handsome or hot or whatever but cute is just like 'you tried' tier
Ah well, interesting nonetheless.
It does seem like there is a gap between cute and handsome, but it there might not actually be all that much difference between the two.
I'm guessing it feels patronising because it makes it sound like they don't respect you like they would if they had called you handsome.
I'm sure they don't mean it that way though.
I have to be honest, this ED she did is cute but a little disappointing.
I get this so much and it pisses me the fuck off. Went out last night and got ID'd for every club. Someone asked how old I am and I told them 24 and they said they thought I was 18.
In most cases
Cute = ''You're good looking but more like a brother to me''
You still might be able to save it and fuck them but it's more effort than it's worth and hard to change someones perception of you overnight. You're attractive to them in a way but because of the way you carry yourself, they want to be your friend more than your lover. They see themselves ''above'' you in a way, which is why they're calling you cute... They think themselves above you in one way or another.
Handsome = They see you as an ideal partner and would let you fuck them at a moments notice. You tick all the boxes in their eyes... They know that you are above them and are their ''goal,'' as it were.
Thats sounds true enough. I guess from my perspective I don't think about the sex thing since I don't give a shit, so I only value what they think about my appearance, not my potential as a mate.
>making phone's conservation's on Sunday's
>suddenly getting intense headaches whenever I wank
god has taken from me my one remaining source of happiness
>Yet there's still this appeal
>That we've kept through our lives
Fucking hell this song is so brutal.
I am with my gf now and I love her but I just don't feel anything positive and often wonder about seeing other women etc. It's an awful feel.
The way this song is written is unreal.
My gran just complemented me on my figures
Mixed feelings desu
I just want to be able to draw self insert doujins of my waifu
>I don't think about the sex thing since I don't give a shit
They probably do, though.
I've had it before too... Girl calls you cute and you don't know if it's a sly dig or a genuine innocent compliment but you can't help but feel slightly irritated by it, for whatever reason... It might even be that she's into you but you haven't returned the favour and displayed that you're ''into her'' back (as you said, you don't care) so she's trying to push things forward in the way that women do... by beating around the bush and fucking things up
A 8/10 girl I worked with, who used to call me ''cute'' and try to talk to me constantly, asked me out on a ''date'' and I outright refused her on the spot just to gauge her response. She kinda just played it off and eventually stopped flirting as much.
Women generally need to feel like they are liked back. I think even studies show that if a women thinks you like her, she starts to like you a bit more. I've found this to be true and have used it to my advantage a few times when trying to fuck a coworker or someone in my social circle. Things like purposely letting the girl I want to fuck catch me staring at them and then quickly looking away like an embarassed schoolboy or something you see in a romantic comedy...They fucking eat this shit up.
>This probably only works when you're relatively good looking and somewhat confident btw
I fell asleep with my daki last night and when I woke up the door was slightly open, so I can only assume my dad saw it
It's only a matter of time I think, trying to keep such a large part of my life hidden is quite hard
what are you doing
To be fair I think I only got Jack Osbourne because I was chubby and wore glasses. Before that it was Harry Potter and now I've got no hair it's Harry Hill. Basically, I look like anyone with glasses and a remotely similar haircut.
Stop being a freaky fully grown man that likes cartoons and ponies. It's not hard, mate.
Literally everyone, men and women will find you pathetic for this shit and rightfully so. It's the perfect indicator of someone who has no worth other than being lazy, worthless consuming monkey, splurging all of his cash on his guilty little pleasure, that is, essentially... entertainment made for children.
But I guess, if you really like it then... Fair enough. Who am I to tell you to stop being a neckbearded manchild gimp...
>life at 20 years old
20 is fucking nothing, you're a child mate. Your life isn't even bad and can be changed to whatever at this point. Wait till you get to my age of 32. Then you can complain.
I have asigmatism so my eyes really are fucked without them. I can't see the screen on my laptop or recognise someone I know two feet away.
I know that feel, i'm 29 and 30 this year. One of the two friends I have left in the world (that i rarely ever see) turned 30 a couple of weeks ago and had a sperg attack. He said he had birthday depression with bouts of anger and started throwing his phone at walls. He has gone a bit mental desu, he is very far from a normie so it makes sense I guess.
>build up too much of a tolerance to codeine
How long of a break do I need to take before I can get high off small doses again?
Made up a rumor that two paki girls were lesbos.
Surprised they weren't honor killed tbqh.
Is that where your eye is a rugby ball shape instead of a football?
My optician said I have this but I'm not too bad without my glasses. Details on items are a little blurry but nothing major and I can deal without them.
Used a racist insult against a kid that shoved me because he thought I had done something to his friend, even though it wasn't me. He cried in class and the teacher told both of us off equally.
Yes, I am old. If it happened today I would probably be hanged by a fat women with neon blue hair in the public square. Times were different and people didn't get so upset back then.
Fingered my bird on the astro turf during lunch time in year fucking 9. Only now do I understand how disgusting that is... Lmao.
Skived last lesson everyday for like a year straight.
Got into a fight, broke some foreign guys arm and knocked him unconscious with a headbutt. Got excluded because of it. Instantly became ''cool'' and noticeably more popular/well known though.
Set fireworks off in the toilets.
Set stink bombs off fucking everywhere, including the canteen.
Smoked on the playground from year 10 until I left school, teachers wouldn't even try stop me.
Despite all of this, I still managed to get decent grades.
I went to a STRICT catholic primary school and I once took a flip knife with me one day. It must have been 10-12 inches long when folded out. It was MASSIVE.
I was sat in assembly, everyone was dead quiet and it fell out of my pocket onto the hardwood floor. I tried to scramble it back into my pocket but there was a teacher (the worst one in the school, I might add) and she roasted the fuck out of me.
If she could have hit me I think she would have given me such a pasting. She was a major bitch.
I poured concentrated hydrochloric acid over someones back once, a few minutes later it had burnt through their blazer + shirt and was burning their back.
luckily I was kind of a normie back then and people respected me enough to not tell on me.
Alright lads. It's 2016, what have you experienced so far?
I got into a fun school desu.
Living life to the fullest and enjoying every day by watching Chinese cartoons.
Just had 14 hours sleep, but waking up to post Jun always starts my day right.
A school next to the slum council estate I grew up on. It was a newly built school so was it was modern as fuck compared to alot of schools. Had a climbing wall, astro turf etc... was alright really.
Also, not everyone has rich parents, mate.
>Depresison magnified, think about suicide 90% of the day
>Started lifting to take mind of suicide, just makes me think about it more
>Started an open uni course, I signed up when I still had motivation but now i can't be fucked to do anything but play pc games all day
Good news is I've only had about 12 pints since 1st january and not taken any coke so I have a bit more money, tempted to quit my job and go neet for a few months with the money i've saved.
I can't really remember ever doing anything naughty in school desu.
I used to smoke weed and drinks and sell cigs at lunch time with the cool kids and I would skive a lot and never do my homework but I wasn't disruptive or naughty in that sense of the word. I just liked to do my own thing.
I did this dumb test.
I've also felt pretty good which is really weird.
I had explosive diarrhea in 6th form and covered literally the toilet and wall. I just left it as i found it funny. The way the news spread around the common room was classic, about 15 guys and gals went to admire my Jackson Pollock.
Never got caught.
also something funny happened in my secondary school
>took drama because one of my mates did
>shit at it
>really shy at the time
>had big solo, practical exam coming up
>basically have to come up with a skit up to 10 minutes long and perform it in front of everyone
>had no idea what I was gonna do
>decide to just wag it
>walk out of school after my 3rd lesson
>get halfway home
>have to walk past police station
>cop car slowly drives past
>they're looking at me
>see my school uniform
>ask me why I'm out of school
>tell them I've been sent home ill
>they don't believe me
>say they will take me back, ask the reception if it's true and will take me home if it is
>have to go to the lesson that is just starting
>have to improvise something on the spot and perform it in front of the whole class
I don't actually remember the performance. I think it must have been one of those traumatic experiences that your mind cuts out to save yourself from mental scarring....
i have learnt to get it out the way before my coffee with an audible kill yourself the accent changes tho lads i would not recommend it https://youtu.be/2OnO3UXFZdE
Yup. Worst thing was there was no getting out of it at all once I was there as the teacher was a fucking psycho. She pretty much forced you to do stuff you didn't want to.
She got suspended several times for hitting students. How she didn't get the sack I don't know. I wish I could remember her name so I could look her up.
I've not bought new ones for about three years for just that reason. My prescription is miles out of date. I want to re-join the army and my eyesight is going to fuck me over I know it. Need to get back in before visiting an optician.
>Is that where your eye is a rugby ball shape instead of a football?
Intervened in a fight between two girls. The fat one was on top of the thin one so I smacked her across the back with a bunsen burner tube and she rolled off crying.
I also organised a school-wide walkout when the Iraq war started. Happy I'm not a hippy douchebag anymore.
>still getting acne like a motherfucker
I've tried fucking EVERYTHING. There are only 2 things that have ever worked.
1. Accutane was a wonder drug, I pretty much went from having a full on pizza face to not a single zit in 3 months. Side effects sucked though.
2. Not eating. Been a couple of times I've been really ill and barely eaten and my skin has cleared up immensely over that period of time
It's always in the same place too, around my ear, on my neck and chest.
Sick of this shit.
I was a bit of an edgy stoner with long hair, wooly hat and combat jacket whatever the weather. I genuinely thought people cared about the war and would come to town with me to join the protesters. It turns out that they would rather terrorise the locals and jump on car bonnets. Saturday detention wasn't as bad as I expected though - three hours of walking round the field smoking when we were meant to be picking up litter.
Doesn't have the same impact with the tilde lad. Kind of cute though, which is I guess what your going for.
Me too lad. Guess it could be my diet actually, Ill try that starving thing, see what happens.
Couldn't even if I wanted to.
My facial hair is scraggly and horrible when grown out.
Incredibly dry skin to the point it hurts, lethargy, aching joints and just feeling down and out all the time are what I experienced.
just a nice shed i slept in, while the lad i was with slept in his bed.
very comfy actually, i watch 3 a night usually. it's actually a pretty fun show, i both enjoy the monster of the day episodes and the general story ones. bit silly at times but every episode seems like a lot of effort has gone into it.
Lol you're just a liar mate, I was never bullied but the shit you wrote is an obvious lie
Dunno why you'd take the time to write it out, probably a collection of things other people did at your school which you always aspirations red to be like but instead you were just the angry little boy who still got beat by his father every night
Coffee and toasted brown bread with ham cheese and pepperoni. I'm going to play World of Warcraft or OSRS until my crush comes back from work so i can talk to her. Sunday mornings really are easy. Hang in there Bots
Once, on a friday we had double business as our last lesson. I was due to give a presentation with two friends but i wasnt feeling school so i went home. My friends said i had the presentation on a memory stick so they couldnt give it. The teacher talked to me, and i admitted that they were liars. They are my best friends and have no idea.
I agree mate. I love how you go out when it is raining nobody else is about because all the normies are shit scared of it for some reason.
I try to only leave the house when it is raining but this shitty rainy island isn't half as rainy as it likes to brag about.
>Lol you're just a liar mate
But it actually did happen you fucking weird cunt?
Not everyone on 4chan was a complete faggot in high school, mate. I probably done other shit than what I mentioned aswell
As I said, It's not even hard to believe unless you were a complete fucking reject.
>but instead you were just the angry little boy who still got beat by his father every night
You're projecting so fucking hard mate lmao
>I usually say 'I want to kill myself' in my head its strangely soothing.
I always say "I'm going to kill myslef, I'm going to kill myself" in my head when I'm anxious, it calms me down.
Just when you think you've found a job you can apply for...
>tfw plebs only realise going to hs to fuck with intelligent people got you out your bunk bed every fucking morning
>death in the family
>wait is like work
>I've found the stupid thing that may or may not place me in the big house where teachers live against there will
teachers is a whiskey
Don't know if anyone remembers but I'm the anon from the last thread with a boil on his dick with the friend of a friend that wanted to fuck.
Well, to update, you guys saying she wouldn't notice with a condom gave me the courage to go for it and I'm going to greentext it.
have a litre of bleach ready lad.
wish i was NEET and rich
>She comes over, starts drinking with flatmates
>making eyes at me, I avoid eye contact
>have to go back to my room and muster up courage a few times
>Everyone leaves to go shop
>Bring her back to my room
>She switches the light on
>I switch it back off
>fumbling in total darkness
>she hits her head on the wall, doesn't seem to care (she's very drunk)
>She keeps reaching for my dick and I have to pull my hips out of the way so she doesn't feel the boil
>I get a condom on in pitch black, she keeps asking why I don't turn a light on and I just say "it's fine, it's fine"
>Get it in, keeps falling out and its awkward but she doesn't notice anything wrong and the boil doesn't hurt or anything which is nice
>lift her legs up
>Holy shit that smells disgusting
>Foul stench of shit in the air
>I cannot keep it hard, I feel like being sick
>mashing my soft dick into her now
>I can't do it, get up and start putting clothes on, saying "we should get back to the party now"
>Turn the light on
>she's left fucking shit stains in my bed
>texts me later asking if I'm still going to be up when she gets back from the club
I can't believe I fell for the sex meme, girls are fucking disgusting.
how rich is rich? how did you amass your wealth and how long can you sustain your current lifestyle?
>friendless lonely and depressed
imagine this but having to work a pointless job 5 days a week
not willing to disclose figures but lets just say i receive a nice silver spoon
at least you interact with people, i did have a job for a while and even though it was incredibly tiring i was a lot happier then i am now
This reminds me.
Can a cheque from my bank account still go through if I am dead?
For example, hypothetically, if I were to make a cheque out for all of my money to a cat charity, gave it to them, then later that day accidentally fell off of a tall bridge, would they still be able to have my money or would the cheque not go through?
Is college going to be the best time of my life? It's starting relatively soon and so far I feel like all that's ahead of me is disappointment and regrets. Is it as good as they make it sound?
There is no way to make a will without over people knowing about it. For example you need one other person to sign it as a witness and when my sister made a will she had to contract people including myself to put some of our details on their for some reason.
I just want to not be bothered by anyone and be left alone while at college(no bully desu). And maybe part-time wagecuck so I can buy a nice PC and other things that would make me happy.
>at least you interact with people
I hardly do; i just sit at my desk alone and silent as much as I can get away with
>i did have a job for a while and even though it was incredibly tiring i was a lot happier then i am now
you can always get a basic job to get you out and about, if you like movies work in a cinema 3 days a week.
>i just sit at my desk alone and silent as much as I can get away with
Does that not get to you after a while? I am pretty much the same but being chained to my desk in silence all day is making me mental.
If it wasn't for living with my parents I would have gone entire weeks there not saying a word despite people being around me.
The bonsai wank last night
>you're the first person I have told I watched animoo
She was a anime freak that had no social skills that live with her underbearing parents
>24/25 if you push me
>Does that not get to you after a while? I am pretty much the same but being chained to my desk in silence all day is making me mental.
I feel like the job is making me mental yes, but not from lack of social connections. There are a number of very extroverted people in the office that talk constantly throughout the day and I have to listen to their shit, it gives me a literal headache. To boot the company is quiet at the moment as our work comes in peaks and troughs, but my manager still wants me in the office so I have fuck all to do for 8 cunting hours usually; it's sickening to think I am wasting my life sitting in a fucking office 5 days a week with normal people.
>been awake since 8pm
>tired as fuck and want to sleep
>suddenly crave dutty South London chicken
Had some coffee to try and perk me up for a chicken run. Wish me luck gents
Does boarder line mean really smart flip really crazy
>the long on konan the destroyer
>movie starts at 1137 on movie night
In year 9 I put a kid in hospital for talking to my girlfriend, I had asked him not to a few times before because he made her uncomfortable.
Then in upper sixth a bunch of year 7s attacked my Swiss friend after he hit one of them for calling him a nazi. They sort of swarmed him so a couple of us went to help out in beating those little shits up. I stomped on one so hard he pissed himself.
I'm fucking feeling the lack of sleep lads.
Gotta keep going, just six more hours.
Yes it does, so I guess I should take up snowboarding or something. I prefer surfing though, even though you can't wrap up warm.
The others in my office don't talk much even to each other, just the sound of computer fans and my boss eating crisps all the time. I think I would prefer listening to some dumb stories desu.
Yeah I could easily do my job part time so I have to sit at my desk and pretend to be busy for hours. My boss had a go at me for taking a shit for too long because I shouldn't be away from my desk.
It feels so pointless they enforce thee dumb rules like its school, If I get my work done why does it matter if I'm not sat in this chair 7.5 hours a day.
i'm in the exact same boat brother, I literally sit there doing anything to distract myself from the intense boredom and shit my colleagues say.
>tfw they all support EDL
>Complain about being fat all day, while eating fast food
>complain about never having time to do anything but they'll watch an entire season of x on netflix every evening.
Happy birthday, buddy. Are you going to do something special today? I always give myself a little treat on birthday day. It doesn't have to be anything big, just a little something like a pack of jaffa cakes.
Basically fucking Surrey: Mitcham. Annoying thing is, I've got a chicken shop 4 minutes away, but the asian family running it have started to get friendly and talkative. That's nice and all (massive portions) , but I can only understand half the words they say. I'm at Uni in London, so my accented English decoding is top-notch, so it's gotta be them letting the side down. Anyway, result of that is I'm making a habit of going to the other shop 10m away nowadays.
Forgot my Birthday last month until I checked FB in the evening. Have a good one.
Another day, another crush on one of the new lads at work.
Sometimes i kind of wish i was a flamer (i work for an american company and with my american and canadian colleagues you can tell in 0.0005 nanoseconds after meeting them that they're gay) but somehow i'm straight-passing biscum. Doesn't help either that english men generally hide their homo desires under a trillion levels of subterfuge. Anyone else vaguely familiar with these feels?
>they're rubbing it in
>your rubbing it out
>It feels so pointless they enforce thee dumb rules like its school, If I get my work done why does it matter if I'm not sat in this chair 7.5 hours a day.
Same train of thought here. Majority of normie created rules don't make sense.
Take your stick and sort them out.
I used to hate flamer faggots who were so gay. but now as the years and loneliness go on I can kind of understand why they do it. No one can tell I'm gay at meeting me and if they aren't a flamer I have no way of knowing if they are, I'm too awkward to make a move and not know if they will make a big deal out of it because they are straight. even if they are gay I'm an awkward uggo so they probably won't want me anyway.
The worst part is at uni everyone thought I was a homophobe and just an awkward straight who hated gays. Missed the best opportunity to come out.
Here's to dying alone
I don't have 30 quid but I will give you my love
pls no, I need to earn my bread money
I-I'll consider it
This is about 5 months before it got scary the first time, got it to share it. To think about it now is like asking for a Ebook bible or Ebola Koran to think about the fight or flight and be the sucker that done did nothing but watch real belt rednecks. But I digress back to the situation in a bird in the hand to ease the happening to fight like dr ghandi and do nothing
I had 30,000 fiat in the bank btwbut the final line must of been bullet proof
>payed cash for my butterfly
>the hordes of headless horse's was in front of the skin flats I bought in a town hat had a terrible murder a few weeks later
Only 17 more Stars to go and I will finally have 100 percented Super Mario 64 for the first time in my life since first playing the game back in 1997 before a lot of young whippersnappers can remember.
Feel a bit shitty today lads, finally worked up the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel last night, it's the first time I've been to a social gathering like that for years, normally I just drink alone in my room. She got quite upset and started crying because I didn't tell her sooner, she has been with somebody for a few months now.
I did get a good confidence boost though which is nice. At one point before that I went to the toilet and when I came back the girls had switched places so they were sat at my table (we had two tables pushed together at the pub). When I went to the bar one of her brother's friends was talking to me.
>"So what's going on with you and Hannah?" (the girl I like)
>"I don't really know, things are a bit awkward between us I think"
>"Ah, it's just I'm a bit confused because I thought you were her boyfriend but apparently not"
>"What made you think I was her boyfriend?"
>"Well it's just that when you went to the toilet, her friends were saying you were handsome and she agreed with them, that's why they've all moved to sit near you"
Felt really good. Shame I'm too much of a sperg to speak to women I don't know, I'm only friends with her because we were paired together for a project in college and had a nice prescription for Diazepam to get me through each day.
That was my blog post for the day.
Poleaboo vacuumed his bedroom today, it's much more comfy when playing vidya in there now
Chapter 5 & 6 of Digimon Cyber Sleuth both involve "stalkers", gave him something to relate to
Chapter 5 was pro-stalking, the actions are just immature, it's a poor attempt to get the girls attention because with all your heart all you want is to know more about her
Chapter 6 however started of anti-stalking, the MC called the stalker a creep etc but it turned out that while she was being "stalked", she was the real bad guy of the chapter
>randomly add the nerdiest, skinniest faggot from school on MSN
>start talking shit to him
>he says he would knock me out if I went to his school
>I tell him I do go to his school
>say his name and that he can expect a good beating tomorrow
>he starts shitting himself and apologizing
I imagine you're like that kid.
>went to an open corner shop to pick up some cigarettes
>8 quid a packet
Fucking hell, lads
electrical transmitters conalization got to do with the any thing mate
>win a Dubai dub
>I like math's and girl who want to touch the micro pen15
Mind rape is still rape they just can't don't prosacute as off ten
What's its like in the big house lads I just want to punch someone
>beta point, une beta point if you got here and understand and just punched a wall
> my best work online is done with the ten year old boi hat on
>surf like a grill is was musata been miss an erection to be a third of the way through a vodka 70
>the datum comes from the top anchored by the middle do you guys not read white papers I hope not because autism is a race not a "let's work together"
If you think maybe I am a cowe you already lost try again next year it starts when you know and every thing becomes grey yes or no
>gag code or trip ode to sleep are for ppl who don't understand literal ticks
>regarding a la reeeeeeeeeee
Shall we post about fights that happened at our school?
>On the playground
>field is open because summer
>this kid said he is going to get his friend in from another school who is in year 11 and the hardest kid around to beat up some year 11s who were picking on him
>kid tells everyone his friend is here
>follow him to school gate
>meets his friend who is the chavviest looking kid
>takes him into school to show him the year 11 bullies
>there is like 10 year 11 bullies vs 1 of this kid
>they are all basically just laughing at him
>he pulls a knife out and starts advancing towards them talking about how they are going to get merked
>some of the bullies drop their bags and pull bricks out
>start advancing towards him
>he realises they are not scared of his knife starts backing away
>turns around and makes a run for it
>year 11s chase him
>stampede begins chasing this kid across the school
>teachers come out and start rugby tackling the year 11s to stop them for killing this kid
>assembly the next day
>head teacher thanked the bullies for protecting the school
Was pretty good desu
Pretty much shooting up all the establishments that wronged me
Hoping to get a few of the specific individuals but I know that's unlikely
Just focus on a big score, get enough attention and then my mistreatment will be the focus in the media
Are you in the steam group Ougilad, you should join if you aren't
>Pretty much shooting up all the establishments that wronged me
Why bother? They don't care about you, why care about them so much that you'll suicide yourself getting back at them.
The best revenge is simply to live a good life.
>What if it's in an area with one of us?
Would you really mind if some psycho gunned you down? If he tells us the area I'll show up to take a bullet. Most of us ITT actively want to die, I am fairly sure.
>The best revenge is to ignore them and pretend you're happy
No, the best revenge is to cripple them. Kill their families, break their legs, make them feel regret for the rest of their lives until they can't take it any more and kill themselves.
>I'll make it every obvious, provided there isn't a media blackout
Only poster I can think of that fits the bill would be angry diabetes cut dick anon.
Obviously Poleaboo has spoken before about wanting to go a murderous rampage but he isn't going to be graduating university in 2017.
Not true, middle school is an old term that is sometime used, in my school it referred to years 7-9 I think. This was a traditional independent school.
The junior school was 4-6
upper sixth and lower sixth 12-13
Lads I am hungover today so I bought some KA to drink to help cure me. I've drank 2 liters in the last 3 hours, I just checked the bottle and basically it says I've just consumed 240 grams of sugar. Is this too much?
>Is this too much?
No, not really. It's not good for you if you do it a lot but there are no ill-effects from the kind of sugar you'd get from drinking soft drinks if it's a one-off.
Short road to diabetes if you keep doing it though.
A guy I know, the other smart guy from primary school kick this lass between the sticks while she was doing the reverse crab said he hit the bone
>they called him bone and he called me sheep now he's bane and I'm bonsai because the plural of sheep and bonsai both don't play
Part of nation13:
i was the shy kid that did not talk until the class auditorium started
>wanted to beat the teacher 2bh
FUCK Jenny row could not talk, I mean looking at her and seeing her fold up and the teach shout at her, is that art robot seeing a inward collapse
>the feeling you scared the teacher with your maths go do poetry
Iain crition smith springs to mind
>mr meek the HS head touched boys I'm told what if I get away with put a monetary note in my nans box and collar a crime with a year of time spent reading and head butting
>the bar lol
Big Uni city. I always wonder if any of them have Bristolian accents. As a Devon lad it's like they're taking the piss out of my accent by doing a really bad overblown impression of it.
It's just comfy waifu Anon chats, you should join the group chatt
finally going to go through my Japan pics with the parents. i hope they like anime and anime locations.
Fair enough I don't do it that much only when I have a bad hangover like a once a week and I'll need to drink loads of fizzy pop to feel okay.
I thought only fat people could get diabetes?
>Both K-On waifu fags meet up to fuck each other
>Now spooky guy is cucking his waifu
Are any waifufags pure or do you all just have one because you're 'such a weeb XD'?
I like all the keions, and if you don't then you have serious problems
If the oil price picks up the only refuse on an excuses and violent crimes are past the grey list.
>its only money and back in 2016 I felt like I was backed into a corner that's why I bring my skills to Africa its not 50 50 but I'd say it's close. Not a single cunt has been to uni in my family but if I'm in Joel and my gold ring that I own my dad owns and my grandad wears but I'm stuck and he follows my fav elder what can I do I fucking hate none of you just me because a single tear hits.
Waifus are all just accessories to guys to seem cool to other weebs
>"this girls kinda cool"
>"omg she must be my waifu"
>"but this girl from a different shows cool too"
>"i'll just have a waifu from different series, thats fine because they're not in the same one and its not cheating"
That's just seasonal waifufags, also known as traitors.
He got a tattoo of Ougi as well, then drops her at the first opportunity like the thirsty normie he is.
Stay in Belgium you qt Walloon
grass isn't always greener
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4chan is not locked, who did you hear that from? But yeah, you goofed moving to Edinburgh. It's the only place in scotland where minimum wage isn't livable really because it's full of rich tory voters trying to keep people who only earn that much away. Still, probably easier than most places in England, you'll be alright la.
P.S. Britain isn't is great as we tell the rest of the world it is.
>I heard 4chan is locked everywhere, the minimum wage is not livable..
Am I being memed on? 4chan is fine everywhere in the UK. Scotland has countless cheap, good quality flats compared to the high-price places in England.
I'm gonna save that image so now we have one from each other.
Glad to be doing business with you, anon
All K-ons are good, but one does stand above the rest, Himeko is objectively the best.
>experiences american guys first-hand
Please tell me more
Their voices are just so cute
>tfw ywn have an american bf ;_;
>anime posting (unironically the same as the people above)
>me fast man posting
>argument man who's caps locks kept broken
Reasons I rarely visit these threads anymore
I'm sorry you feel that way. here, have a silly Ayano face to cheer yourself up!
MY PARENTS KEEP ENTERING MY ROOM AND ASKING ME THINGS AND SHIT I CANNOT ENJOY THE DXM THIS WAY AND I CAN BARELY SPEAK DUE TO IT ANYWAYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
also its hard to not talk shit like a drunk retard while on it
I probably sound edgy but yeah there's none I really enjoy. It's not a case of not finding what I like yet, I just can't listen to music for the sake of listening to music, if that makes sense.
I kinda get it. I don't listen to new music much because I always feel like I need to give things my full attention, and just sitting there listening to music feels weird. I sometimes like having stuff I already like and have listened to in the background though.
Oh really? Tell me more
There was this one guy who was really hot and liked me, so we kind of hovered around each other flirting and sharing our lives for a while. It wasn't to last since we had no real opportunities
are you fucking retarded? even i, as a cutfag, know that you can roll the 4skin back. many uncut dicks even look like cut when they are erect. fucking retard. you gotta be one of those circumcised stockholmfags.
Hey, you're the guy stuck with a tattoo of something you clearly aren't serious about and will regret. I can imagine you stuttering as you try to explain to her why you have that tattoo without revealing your spergyness, top lel.