all my 30+ khv post in this thread, if you drunk as fuck.

im 25 kv neet and i cant stand alcohol

worst high, fucking the hangover is the infinitely worse than any other drug, its rather expensive, it makes you fat, you are so severly intoxicated on it that you cant do anything, its just garbage

usually i spend my days high on codeine and ephedrine, occasionally with ritalin too

I am 30+ drunken virgin. Hello, yes we exist. Drinking till I am kicked out of another place, I never stop and when I ask why I tell them I am a virgin.

>>26307998
*when they ask why i tell em I am a virgin lol I scream it

reeee motherfuckers beta uprising!!!!!!!!

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>>26307953
Right here senpai, probably gonna black myself out soon enough.

fuck normies I don't need other people to have fun

I fucking hate myself

im 31. i drink a bottle of wine alone every weekend to start every saturday. i know there's a bad stigma associated with drinking alone, but at this age i just dont give a fuck. plus it makes shopping more fun.

Drink and show the normies who is boss.

Drink another one for me. Virgin in his 30s, drunk as fuck and currently screaming to others in the area how I am a virgin. Drink one for me.

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>>26307953
Op here, drinking vodka, I'm drunk as fuck.

All you normies, should die painful deaths.

I don't deserve this miserable life.

I just want to kiss, and make sex with a woman.

>>26308119
>Drink another one for me.
Will do my friend, we're all in this together

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>drink vodka every night for three weeks straight
>feel good about myself
>quit for a couple months because worried about my liver
>miserable as all hell
>start drinking again
>feelsgoodman.jpg

I don't know if it's because I'm an alcoholic or because I literally cannot stand to be sober in this shitty series of disappointments I call a life

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I wish, that we could all be happy, but I know we cant.
To all my real bro-bot brothers, I hope for your happiness when drunk.
Life fucked us hard...

>>26308212
Your liver can take more than 3 weeks, it can take 30 years, then it pops.

>>26308212
>I don't know if it's because I'm an alcoholic or because I literally cannot stand to be sober in this shitty series of disappointments I call a life

Are you me? I genuinely don't know anymore.

REPORTING IN, NIGGA!

>>26308234
That is the only time when I am.

>tfw you go to rehab and say your drinking because your a virgin over 30 with no friends and they release you and tell you to keep drinking and give a sorry.

Why can't I be loved?
I deserve love, just like anybody else.
Fuck you life, I need love.

>>26308280
lol yeah they never try to stop you when it gets to real

>>26308119

>Virgin
>in his 30s

shouldn't you be casting fireballs or transmorphing all the normies into sheep?

I wish I could get drunk. But I'm an alcoholic and I know that I might as well kiss all the good things in my life goodbye if I start boozing it up again.

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>>26308142
DONT FORGET UR BONE SOCK

>>26308325
Um, no? Are you retarded?

live alone. hate my job. Booze is just a distraction

>>26308328
You are not a virgin then I am guessing? Fuck right off. Go to rehab. Virgins get to drink.

>>26307953
yes. drunk as fuck. everything is great

i'll sober up tomorrow and hate myself but damn, it's good rn

>>26308328
Sorry brother.
I truly wish, that I could improve your life.
life is truly fucked us.
I wish that you had the life life you deserve, I'm sorry dude.

>>26308416
cont. it's really funny because my dad died of alcoholism. his liver gave in. and i always thought that even though i got addicted to smoking, i would never become an alcoholic. i just never felt the urge.

but now i'm older. i buy booze on some of my days off. and i have the urge to lots of other days. i feel it calling to me. it's there. i could go the same way so fucking easy.

i'm not even sure i give a fuck

>>26308484
cont. i feel like i'm playing with a bomb. and i don't care about myself or anyone else enough to stop. like so what if i get addicted and die. just so what,

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/whoheredrunkandsad/?

I wish that I never existed.
I didn't want to live, this shit existence.

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>>26308364
I hope this is bait. If not I honestly don't think you could be any more new.

Flat broke, no money until next month. Man, I want a drink badly.

>>26308623
I wish that I could send you my alcohol, through the internet.

21 khhv and tipsy

I dont belong here but I can atleast bump the thread

Hope i dont puke my bed tonight

>>26308587
Are you over 30 or using kiddie memes? You sound the newest.

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Why can't I be happy?
Who did I fucking piss-off?
I just want love, sweet innocent love.

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fuck life, seriously.
vodka, you make me happy.
I wish that I wash drunk all the time.

BUMPU!!!!

wHO STILL DRINKING?

DRINK NIGGERS, DRINK.

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How did you come to this point anons?

Why didn't you just bang some clubslut?

Hahah fuckers. I'm 28, and heading off to the bottle shop with my cutie 23yr old gf right now. Sucks to be you I guess.

I came inside her this morning after a swim at the beach

>>26310780
I'm a khv because never left my house, and I never went to middle school, and high school.

>>26310780
i fucking hate your guts.

Not 30, but /drunkasfuck/.
>tfw you realize the pointlessness of posting this incredibly uninteresting and unoriginal post that literally L I T E R A L L Y nobody will reply to.
tfw you realize that people will reply to this post now because they have pity on my replylessness
tfw you realize that nobody will reply to this post because westerners have a natural tendency to not conform to some sort of established norm, and by mentioning that people will reply to me I've doomed myself to a reply less post.
tfw you realize that you have enjoyed a great number of 4chan posts which received no replies and that in all likelihood somebody will do the same for this post
tfw you realize that there are people who will post in this thread despite not beiing drunk
tfw you have posted in these threads before and embellished how much alcohol you've drank before for no reason
tfw you realized the virtue of posting in an anonymous forum is the lack of credibility or social responsibility but that it's also the single worst thing about anonymity
tfw I hope this isn't too long to post[/spouler]

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Who here /Jaegermeister/?

>>26307953
Heyheyyy

32yo KV drinking some beer after drinking some beer.

Gonna wander around chinatown for Tet tomorrow.

Got no hope for a cute asian gf, facial hair is like kryptonite for asian girls, just want someplace to go

>>26308280
Seriously? Is this real?

>>26309539
What vodka you drinking senpai? Currently a fifth deep on a bottle of Tito's Handmande.

>>26311174
How hard is it to shave nigga?

>>26307953
21 nonvirgin here, drinking Apple juice and watching anime. Hot chocolate later :)

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Lvl 34 checking in, never been drunk in my whole life though. Morning here, just had my first cup of tea. Seems to be a nice and mild day out here in nowhere.

>>26311174
Haven't shaved in a while either, beard itches a bit tho so I prolly should.

>>26311370
What are we watching today?

>>26311364
You wouldn't wanna shave if you could grow a mustache as cool as mine

Not gonna shave unless I need to evade police attention

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20 y/o drunk as fuck here. Fuck you I post where I want desu.

21 here, should I join the navy, af, or cg?

25 reporting in... this bonghit goes out to all of you... fire in the hole ... no alc for me just weed

OP HERE, I'M STILL DRUNK .
AND STILL HAPPY...

>>26312235
Weed (any drug) or alcohol, it doesn't matter, if you are wasted, you are welcome.

37 khv

no one deserves this misery. women are the cruelest creatures.

HELLO anon from other world what is this number system (khv)

drunk here

>>26307980
well maybe thats why you dont enjoy it cos your already so burnt out on a bunch of other drugs. I used to hate alcohol too before when i was takin adderall and weed all the time then I stopped for a while and drank some vodka and i now see the hype for it

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OP here.
I'm still drunk, but I' have to go to sleep, because I'm a wagecuck. Drink on brothers.

Fight the the normies!

does hookers count as sex?

I'm soon to be 24 and scared I'll end up like you guys

whats up with all these drunken degenerates here on r9k?