have you ever punched your mom?

only donkeypunched ;)

Of course. Bitch needs to know her place.

>>26307683
Nope. Not even when it would have been legally self defense :)

She has punched me.

Does that count?

>>26307683
no and i would kill anybody that did

>>26307737
No punching is not a symmetric relation on people.

>>26307730
Cuck, I punched my mom in self defense and was charged for 4th degree assault. The Entire system is cucked

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>>26307683
Yeah like 10 times. Sometimes I can't control myself and I feel bad after hitting her.

yes but on accident (kinda). she was drunk and psychotic and rushed towards me swinging her arms and i moved my hand to get her away from me and i guess i punched her.
no hard feelings between us, she's gotten a lot better since then.

my mom baits me into hitting her but I would never.

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>>26307683
no but i've knocked her out, she's an abusive drunk and I shoved her one night in self defense.
>mfw she hit her head on the counter and didn't get up for 5 minutes
>mfw I was stoned out of my mind

Yes. She monetized my suicide attempt tho and fixed me to live with my drunk abusive dad

The worst I've ever done was nudge her away from me when she was punching me. Then she called the fucking cops on me. It was unbelievable. It only affected her anyways because she had to pay a fine and the charges on me were cleared.

>>26307683

I was trying to forget about it, thanks asshole.