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I'll go first:

Zach
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>Jared

He's a pedophile.

Unless you're into that. I dont judge.
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>>26306181
Kevin is also a shitty name
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>>26306181

Gaylord m8y3.14
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>tfw you're waiting for your name to be called
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>>26306218
Anything starting with J is a pedo. Take this into account it is a 100% foolproof rule
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zach is a beta name

and zack is a chad name

its one of those weird schrodinger's cat names where if you change just one letter it will physically manifest into either beta cuck behavior or alpha behavior
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>>26306259

John. James. Jesus. Joel. Joseph...

I don't follow your thinking.
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>Levi

Why mom and dad, why?
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>>26306538
>Justin

I know that feel anon
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>>26306181
Anything starting with B.
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Is "Blake" or "Bradley" a red flag?
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>>26306583
Bradley Yes
Blakes don't live to long though.
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>>26306580
>Bill Gates
>Bill
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I've never met a good Tyler in my life.
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>>26306592
>Blakes don't live too long
Wut/Why?
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>>26306181
Anthony, its a fucking chad name.

If you have it you can't be a robot.
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>>26306227
Seconded

Also Spencer, my main bully

also bullied by a guy named Klaus and a guy named sylvester, so naturally hate those
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>>26306625
Typically kill themselves young
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Matt, the next name to Chad
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>>26306181
Tommy desu senpai
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>>26306636
I think Anthony is only a Chad name if someone uses a nickname like "Tony" or something. I had a friend who was called "Anthony" and he was the most beta kid at our school.
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>>26306580
Hothead
>>26306604
Bill Wilson
My name starts with a B
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>>26306357
All of them are known famous pedos.

>Jesus
Literally what every illegal immigrant Mexican pedophile is called
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>>26306655
Any reasoning behind this or is it just an observation?
U spooked me, my little bro is named Blake and he's pretty young
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>>26306685
>Jared from Subway
It's been proven
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>>26306636

I can attest to this, my best friend's name is Anthony and he could sleep with literally any girl he wanted to. He keeps acting like "I can't be this attractive, can I?" and I just wanna poke him in the jugular every time
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Anyone else bullied but guys named Moisch? Three bullies of mine were Moish

Another was armando, he used to do an impression of me to a bunch of girls because of my autistic motor skills

>tfw hes probably in prison now
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>>26306181
>Zach
>first fucking name called

JUSSSTSTSTSTSTSTST
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>>26306181
>ctrl + f my name
>0 results
Who wants to be my gf?
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>>26306734
What
Is
Your
Name
original cooooment
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>>26306734
OoOOOoo

John or Ben
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David. They're typically cunts.
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>>26306704

Plus other Jareds from CP videos I've.. encountered.

I have never met a non-pedo Jared.
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>>26306768
I know an autismo David.
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Fucking retarded thread
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How are these polefag names, /r9k/? Chad or beta?:
Bartek
Mateusz
Marek
Piotr
Oskar
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>>26306770
>Plus other Jareds from CP videos I've.. encountered.
*ahem*
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>>26306753
Neither
>>26306751
>posting your name on 4chan just so someone can call it a redflag name to spite you
'no'
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>>26306580
Brian is a qt boy name
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>>26306789
>his name is probably Zach
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>>26306797
All poles are betas
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>>26306825
Noope it's not
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>>26306693
Observation. Every dude Named Blake I've ever known either died young or killed themselves young.
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>>26306256
>implying these threads can be taken seriously
most people should be able to realize how retarded "red flag names" sounds.
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>>26306824
fucking no it's not.
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>>26306897
>his name has been listed and he's upset about it
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>>26306912
>this
>tfw dad's name is Brian
What do you guys think about Brians?
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Dylan, Spencer, and Austin

Anyone I've met who had those names was either an idiot or a prick
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>>26306912
Yes it is!

In fact there are lots of cute B names

>Benjamin
>Brian
>Boris
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>>26306916
Nah I have a faggot bitch unisex name that'll never be called in these threads
it's Taylor
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>>26306931
Brians are cute and nice and smart. Go give your daddy a hug anon.
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>>26306797
Can someone just opine on these names?
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>>26306181
but what if I still go by Zachary?
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>>26306538
I actually like the name Levi
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>>26306931
Brian is a creepy old dude no, or someone who got bullied in High school for being ugly and or fat. Brian is a shit name. Who wants to call out 'OH BRIAN' during sex besides a fat narcissistic Irish cunt who was diddled by her daddy. Brian sounds like what an autist would scream when he seen a brown crayon and accidentally merges the word. All Brians should kill themselves.
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>>26306977
Mateusz is based af.
>proof
http://www.mateuszskutnik.com/
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>>26306985
It is just weird man. Not to mention everyone always ends up calling me Eli by mistake.
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>>26306667
Get fucked, it's biblical. I really should start going by Tom though
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>>26306963
That's my sister's name
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>>26306256
mine was OP :(
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>>26307012
Shit, did you get hurt by a Brian when you were young, Anon?
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>>26307031
>Tommy
>Biblical
St. Thomas must be cringing m8
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>>26307060
OP?
What kind of name is that?
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>>26306768
rude
>>26306787
i know one too it's me
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Even though its the most common name on the planet, something about the name mohammed just creeps me out
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>>26307039
is she hot
blox
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>>26307073
Yes. one of those creepy old guy stories.
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>>26307122
>is she hot

Yes
She has a nice bf though
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>>26307012
>tfw in 15 minutes I'm going to be screaming "oh Brian"

Stay virginal, non-Brian
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>>26307082
Nah, do you realize how retarded it is to go by Thomas? You sound like an autist doing it, like going by maxwell or Jonathan
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>name never posted
>not even some weird ethnic shit
sweggy sweg
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>>26307135
awh
is he black?
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>>26307179
>is he black?

No
She doesn't think black people are attractive
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Tanner
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>>26306357
Had an assistant teacher in 8th grade get arrested for being a pedo. Named Joel. Sorry m8 you're just wrong
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>>26307150
Get out of here you Brianfag
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>CTRL+F
>nothing

whew
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>>26307192
we've got something in common, then
xD
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>>26307154
>we've got something in common, then

Maybe, but she's prettier than you
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Johann

>mfw no friends or anyone who enjoys talking to me because too boring and autistic to be interesting

Not even gifted. Just have a fine ear.
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>Noah
>Jacob
>Ethan
>Daniel
>Caleb
>Matthew
>Samuel
>Elijah
>Gabriel
>Isaac
>Joshua
>Eli
>Joseph
>Alexander
>Benjamin
>David
>Michael
>Nathan
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>>26307242
;________;
you make my soul hurt
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>>26307333
>you make my soul hurt

I'm sure you look nice anon, she's just really pretty
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>>26306227
>>26306650
holy shit i just opened the fucking thread and I already got BTFO'd. What's wrong with Kevin?
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>>26306227
Kevin is a perfect name.
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>>26307333
>>26307356
What are you faggots even talking about?
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>>26307242

Oh shit. Fuckin rekt m8. That's a good one.
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>>26307356
thanks, anon
except I look like shit
it's fun to pretend
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>>26307395
Explain it, plox
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>>26306181
Alex

redflag/10
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>>26307435

I don't understand what you need me to explain.
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>>26307423
>except I look like shit

proofs?
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>>26307169
I have a VERY common name and it either takes a long time to come up or it doesn't even come up.

I guess I am not trying hard enough to piss people off.
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>>26307435
I said his sister & myself were similar because we didn't find blacks attractive, he responded in the affirmative with the caveat that she's more attractive
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>>26307263

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTO6fAJf1GM
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>>26307475
What have they got in common

How was anon rekt
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>>26307476
I don't keep pictures of myself or own a webcam
uploading a pic will be too much work
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>>26306299
What about zak
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>>26307514
>uploading a pic will be too much work

no sympathies then, because no proof you're ugly
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It's an onjective fact that guys named Tristan are always attractive.
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>>26307489
Oh.

I thought they were both named Thomas.
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>>26307263
>>Michael
>>Nathan
Oh fuck, those two.
Yeah.
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>>26307601
Yeah he responded to the wrong post, that probably helped your confusion.
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>>26307263
First time I've ever seen my name posted.
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>>26307494
Have you ever known a jew in real life, though?

They're the worst, will turn they're back on you the second they have no more use for you. Greed is is present in every fiber of their being.
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>>26307601
Replied to you by mistake sorry anon
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>>26306181
Is it weird that it seems odd reading that because I never see people type my name out?

It's even the same with hearing it.
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>nobody has ever posted Alex in these threads
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>>26307671
been posted twice already and usually in every thread
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>>26307671
Alex is a traitor-tier name, they are some of the worst.

On the flip side, you can usually trust Isaacs and Ivans
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>>26307671
>Alexios Comnenos
Red flag for sure
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Brandon, they are usually giant weebs.
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>tfw my name's never mentioned as good or bad

i dont know what to think
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>>26306613
Holy shit this. I had a friend named Tyler most of my young life and I looked up to him until I realized he was a fucking loser faggot who would never amount to anything despite acting like he was better than every one while mooching off his family.
fuck you tyler if you're reading this
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>>26307775
holy shit Brandons always have some kind of auts in them
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Only ever seen my name on 4chan once, ever

>tfw your name is Angus
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>>26307714
>trust
>ivans

back to your frozen wasteland, commissar
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>>26307857
at least it's not Dongus
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>>26307671

>>26307263
>>26307456

abtntjae
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>Adam
>Andrew
>Christopher
>Joe
>Michael
>Liam
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>>26307874
Kekklatron 9k
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Who /Arthur/ here? tfw nobody mention your name in these thread it's like in real life I'm a ghost
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>>26307979
That's my middle name
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Aaron. Just no. I'm sorry.
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>>26306181
Zach here.
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>>26307660
>>26306980
>>26306726
My Zac bros

Don't listen to OP hes a nigger
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>>26306181
>tfw named Zach
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How is Nick not been posted? They're all raging cocksuckers
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>randy not mentioned

phew, it's a great name too, it means sexual deviant.

any mention of randy from this post on is now null and void.
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>>26308092
Ex Fucken exactly
Fuck off Nick, come talk when you swallow that mouthf of cum
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Tim, Clarence, Travis, Matthew, Theodore, and Thomas are all autist names

Derek is a chad name.

Also I have never met a good person named Mason
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>>26306227
Kevin is a pretty shitty name.

>>26306299 agreed

>>26306538
This isn't too bad of a name but I can see it fitting an autist well.

>>26306583
Both are fine although I don't know any Bradleys that don't go by Brad

>>26306613
agreed

>>26306636
Def a chad name

>>26306650
The only Spencers I knew were losers, not really autists but just really flawed people

>>26306753
John is too common to have a flag imo, the only people named Ben I knew were fat

>>26306768
Most people named David I knew were okay guys

>>26307194
Chad name, 110%

>>26307456
all of the people named Alex I know are really socially awkward

>>26307893
There was a kid in my elementary school named Liam, he had Downs and smelled like diapers.
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>>26308422
I knew a Mason. Total stoner bro who was in a garage band with his brothers and played DS with a flashcart.

He wasn't that shitty stoner who's entire personality revolved around pot. It was a side thing.

Also, he was very friendly to me, a quiet guy.
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> ctrl f
> your name doesn't come up.

Feels good mang. Not so much for guys named Cameron or Earl.
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What about Logan?
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>>26307263
>>26308422
>>26306659
Matt/Matthew is a god tier name. Deus vult, fuckers.
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>>26308627
I knew one, he was fat, effeminate, hung around with the tumblrites of the school.

Otherwise, nice guy.
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>>26308627
skinny whiny voiced jew with curly hair
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>>26308627
Logan is a dumbass. Chill and a dumbass
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>>26306259
>mfw Jamal
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>tfw name isnt called
you fags will never get it
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>>26306636
>tfw names Tony
Not even short for Anthony, i'm here to stay.
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>Carl

I personally think Chad shouldve been Carl, Carls are the biggest jocks/chads in my experience
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Shawn or shaun, there's only one fucking way to spell it, and neither of those are it, god damn
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>>26308658
>>26308708
>>26308719
I'm deeply saddened by the fact that such faggots bring shame to my name.
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Liam, Charlie, Kieron, Dylan
Anyone i've met with those names have been massive cunts.
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>>26306218
Fucking libtards defending pedos...people that defend pedophiles are subhuman
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>>26308564
the Mason I knew best was a troublemaker from day 1 but it was because he was born into a really shitty family. He was a smart kid but he never applied himself and now he's probably addicted to meth somewhere. He was hyper as fuck and kids didn't like him, but looking back I think he acted out because he wanted to fit in but couldn't. We were never really "friends"(my sheltering parents never let me hang out with him) but he did show me RuneScape back in elementary school.
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>>26306181
Fuck you.

Original fuck you.
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>>26308901
sean is a retarded way to spell shaun, first time I saw 'sean' i thought it was pronounced like seen
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>>26309272
The first sean I knew was that kid who took his pants and underwear down at the urinal
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>>26309317
Who /Randall/ here? Noone ever calls my names in the go to bed threads.
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>>26306181
Any variation of Alexander
>Xander
Homosexual
>Al
Homosexual
>Alex
Autism
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>>26309434
well seeing as how that name was invented for the character you are obviously underage
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>>26309490
Nigger Im 22
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>>26309446
what about Alexander itself, nigger
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>>26309490
Not that anon but Randall has been around longer than Monsters Inc. It wasn't invented for that lizardbro
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>>26309490
Also you are dense as fuck

>>26309526
I am tht anon and ty
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>>26309518
Obviously, that's autism.
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>>26309490
Do yu really believe that?
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Anything starting with a b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z is a red flag desu
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>>26306650
>Also Spencer, my main bully
sorry :(
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>>26309575
Watch tht edge anon.
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>>26306897
You know the sort of people you're talking about, right?
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my name has not been posted yet
phew
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>>26306256
>neither your real name or alias has been posted
feels gud
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No one has actually ever called out my name before. The most popular place for it is actually Utah
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>>26306650
Its that cucumber from spongebob, also i imagine a kid with a buzzcut who throws shit at the teacher

>>26309604
you in chicago area buddy?
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>>26306636
>tfw anthony
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>>26309490
Why do you think this? How could anyone possibly come up with this lol
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>mfw esoteric name
names from mythology are the bests
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>>26306181
Caitlyn

bolxbloxblxobxlxoxolbxboblxbl
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>>26306259
Faggot normie gtfo
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>>26309518
Alexander is pretentious as hell hence he wants people to call him Alexander instead of some nickname.
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>>26306636
Au contraire, Anon.
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Every name that isn't Chad
/thread
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>>26310185
Hi Alex
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>>26309914
ha, good point. yeah, sounds right.
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>ctrl f henry
>no results
literally king-tier name desu
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Eric/k
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>>26310450
>henry
>king tier
nigga that's a fucking awkward kid name
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Henry is the absolute worst
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