Ah! I was just tending the monastery garden. As you can see, my hard work and dedication has paid off..
You're welcome to stay awhile, of course, and speak of the good things you have accomplished today, here and on foreign boards as well.
We accept followers of Kek and Christ alike, but go ye not to the Frog and Feels tavern, lest ye be tempted by vice and indolence.
[No roasties allowed]
Post yfw you realized that the Eastern Orthodox Church actually has a whole peninsula that it doesn't let roasties in, and hasn't since the 1200's.
By tending your garden. You have taken unto you a mantra which is not befitting a servant of Kek.
If you say to yourself "tfw no gf, tfw no gf, tfw no gf" you will forever be beholden to "GF."
I ask ye instead to meditate on KEK. Find a new mantra. Return with it, and perhaps we it too shall be written in the Book of Kek.
Does anyone have any spare fertilizer
I havent been able to shit the past couple days so im pretty low, but i wont succumb to the Zionist agenda and buy any. Mr Goldberg can suck deez nuts
Oh, but you know Kek. You have seen his good work throughout. And if you truly do not know Kek, he has shown his favor. Behold thine dubs, the beacon of Kek.
The horned jew doth sew pestilence throughout. I have chased many a rabbi away from my well, for he sought to poison them with plagued animals. It is good what you say.
Kek blesses you with dubs, behold the graces of the LORD.
Oh woe is the man who has eyes but cannot see!