>tfw no dogsex gf

What's the secret to getting a dogsex gf?

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>>26302006
>cannibal cupcake

is that the equivalent of this?

>>26302123
>one chance in life
>born a human

this is shit

>multiple tattoos
>piercing in mouth

into the trash

>>26302538
bestiality wasnt enough to tick you off that she mightnt be that much of a catch, was it?

>>26302006
why is this kind of a turn on?

>>26302867
Because you think if she would do a dog she would do you

But she wouldn't

>>26303011
Not really, but still..why is it? That anon has a point.

>those awful titty stretchmarks

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>Dogs get more human pussy than you do

tfw no girl who likes horsecock or zebracock.