>Anon, why haven't you asked me to be your valentine yet?

I don't like nose piercings.
Sorry.

I don't like white girls.
Sorry.

>>26300474
ewww go away kike chestlet

I'm gay you oppressive slut

You're not my gf, you fucking slut

you never take the label off your glasses CUNT

Literally who are you
I've never seen you before
Is this some setup to mug me?

>>26300541
it's a man you fag

I'm not a Chad, so you'd just turn me down.

>>26300878
She's trying a pair on in the store you autistic child

sorry, not interested in whores

Just texted my ex gf who cheated on me if she wanted to be my valentine. She hasn't replied yet :(

>>26300525
>that
>white
anon...

>>26300474
Why don't you ask me to be your valentine?

>>26300474
>nose piecing

she was almost acceptable gf material

>>26301172
That's pretty beta, dude. I honestly think I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life than be that much of a cuck.

>>26300525
are you the she-boon that keeps posting that "black womynz r bezt womynz" thread?

Because I'm socially awkward and can barely talk to women

>>26300474

>because you've sucked off 5 different chads within the last week

>>26301333
What does that have to do with being her Valentine and taking her out to dinner?

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>>26300474
>implying a girl would ever ask me that
I'm good enough to talk with and make group projects with. Anything else is off of the table.

>>26300525
>white
did you post on the wrong thread?
the girl in the op is definitely NOT white

>>26300474
BECAUSE you are not real fuck shit

>>26301418
>with tip
>plus movie
>plus flowers
>plus dropping her off at Chad's afterwards after being rewarded with a quick hug for your valiant Valentine's Day efforts.

y'all a buncha picky homogays
i would take her to pound-town any day of the week

>>26301585
Anon stop being such a fucking creep.

She has really matured since doing that. She's not about that sort of lifestyle anymore. She wants to settle down, to be modest, to just be calm for once. That's why she wants to be with you, so there's never anything she has to worry about or feel threatened by. She basically gets a totally supportive girl- er, boyfriend while occasionally heading onto Tinder when she deserves a girl's night out away from you ;)

>>26301576
Yeah. What's wrong with that?

>>26300474
Your piercings, that's why.
I don't like them.

>>26301715
Nothing. It's the current year in the 21st century, I'm not some bigot.

>>26301690
what is this roleplaying scenario-building faggotry you've got going in your head

>>26301767
roleplaying scenario? No, I'm realistic about a woman with feelings and emotions and a mind of her own.

You're the one talking about shamelessly taking her to "pound-town any day of the week". Grow up.

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>>26301784
>Grow up
never!