about to make myself some eggs my good lads edition
post niggamusic to go fast to lads
also who /going fast alone/ here? fuck normalshits, they'd only hate on me because they need methamphetamines to go as fast as me. you need to be slow to fit in with the normies.
nigga i think fast, type fast (120wpm), go fast, etc.
>normies getting wet in shitty windy weather
>just chillin here playing some games, drinking some beer and a pizza
>Alternatively, I just got back and re-take my A levels while living at home with my mother.
I'd do this mate, you'll save money and there is nothing you will gain from the access course. It is the ultimate education by numbers. The sole purpose is to shove as many people through to uni as possible in the shortest amount of time.
Because I'm a ticking time bomb lad and argue that's life my life everybody had the choice to settle down now I'm thinking about getting the pills and selling them but on the other nostril lad I'm a bit of an addict and wouldn't of cashed out I would of bought weed and got lazy
AND don't worry lads I'll find a good movie by midnight
Sent from my ibonsai
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truly pleb. this post applies to all 2D waifus posted in response to the post i am replying to
>tfw no giantess gf
Why bother with life when physics limits your fetish
might play some CoH2 and wait for the gf to skype back
pretty comfy desu
That probably doesn't count, but I'm sorry for your experience
tfw no animator gf to cook 1am dinner for during crunch time
>I'm sorry for your experience
IT WAS THE BEST EXPERIENCE I EVER HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
wish she would have forced me to eat her asshole too
Depends on how tall she was
why does she own a collar
she looks in need of a master desu
Evening lads, here's my waifu~
Had 64 calories today, feels pretty good desu~
>some faggot junior doctor on the radio complaining because he has to work 2 weekends a month and a 48 hour week
And for all that pay you entitled cunt? I work every fucking weekend and more than 48 hours a week for minimum wage doing physical work at a builder's warehouse you toff cunt.
that's nothing, the old roastie who raped me was 6'3"
loved the taste of her fishy MEATflaps
>go to pharmacy
>they don't want to give me DXM
>go to gran and cough alot
>says she still has something against coughing
>hands me some bottle
>ingredients: promethazine, codeine
I'M A PROJECT GHOST I'M A HOOD APPARITION
MURDER ON MY MIND, MONEY IS MY MISSION
DRO I BEEN SMOKIN, GRAMS I BEEN SNIFFIN
ALL BLACK ATTIRE WITH THE LEAN DAT I'M SIPPIN
Sometimes I want to drink milk but I don't like regular milk as a drink. But I don't have any flavoured milk. It's like getting a summer fruits tasting milk that's going to curdle. It tastes nice, you're just not going to finish it at all.
Need to buy more flavoured milk soon, really
nigga are you kidding? a first plat dose of DXM doesn't even have a hangover (like not in the slightest, an energy drink is worse) and no side effects. you only get side effects like nausea and high blood pressure and itching when you take a mid 2nd plat dose at least
LOL, maybe if you go 3rd or 4th plat you retard.
and about lean... niggas drink it all the time and party hard. it's the amount that matters. alcohol can fuck you up so bad that you cannot function anymore too, but in mild doses it's enjoyable.
Do not let them tarnish your pure mind Tilde
Do not bully our American friend, cut cocks can still be cute
I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING OPINION ABOUT CIRCUMCISED DICKS, IT AFFECTS ME, MYSELF, THE CUTFAG, NEGATIVELY AND YOU LIKING MY DICK WON'T FUCKING CHANGE THAT
post your mutilated burger cock so I can stroke to the thought of it inside me
I took a new screencap of my waifu, most productive thing I've done all day.
Why are all the screenshots you have of your waifu of her being bullied, get some nice ones
has any one here completed an access to university course? what are they like?
Says the guy that has a bully for a waifu.
Got kicked out again today.
Be me, middle/working class white kid.
Everyone assumes I'm some kid with a perfect life because of this.
Dad beats me, not so much now but when I was a toddler up until I was 14 a fair bit, my mum was totally fine with this.
Well today my dad started screaming at me to leave and pointing at the door so I've spent the last 4 hours out in the rain in just a jumper and sweats. Managed to finally find a dude from college willing to let me stop at his for a few hours and thought I'd lucked out and found a real mate.
So I was at his and his older brother and his mates was all there and was just saying I seem like the kinda guy who touches dogs and shit. All becuase I'm quiet and quite shy. So I thanked my mate for offering but decided not to stay, I hate imposing on people anyway.
So I've just been walking around town and walked past my house and noticed no one was home so I let myself in. I'm gonna hide in my room with the lights off and pray they don't get home and realise I'm still here.
Guess so. Anxiety was through the roof at the time so I just wanted to get what I went for and go.
SP has been alright with returns before. Wonder why they're being dicks this time
Hard love, Yui needs someone to keep her on track
I dug out and plugged in a separate hard disk just to get a screencap from S2 instead of S1 for a change.
I-I sure hope I get some (you)'s.
My day has been quite bad. I have been feeling quite suicidal for a while now, though I think it is improving a bit. I did manage to do everything that I needed to~
How was your day, anon?
Surely there are limits, though.
wow good job fucking retard.
>or just not wake up either is fine desu xDDD
nah, that won't happen. if anything you will destroy your kidney/liver and then die the most brutal, most painful death known to mankind over the course of days.
That was a misunderstandingg
Christ alive lads... Just barely made it to the toilet (or so I thought) stood up and the back of the seat was covered in dark brown diarrohea.
What a fucking mess, gave myself a wipe, gonna go wipe the seat with baby wipes in a minute, disgusting.
Get in contact with a local foodbank
get in contact with your jobcentre and explain you are homeless and have been kicked out. use library internet if you need it
if worst comes to worst the police can give you a cell for protection
Lots of parents, mine kicked me out at 18 and now i'm stuck living with my nan whos 2 hours away
which they aren't pleased about, but my nans on my side thankfully.
Well aware of this case
Shutup you absolute prick, the hepatic effect of benzos are minimal, it will be CNS depression that kills me if anything, come back when you know something about biology/chemistry
I just don't get it. They kick you out on the street, what if you can't find a place to stay/have no money? You could genuinely die out there. Your parents hate you so much they want you to die? What the fuck do you have to do to get them that pissed off?
>WHY DONT YOU HAVE A HOUSE YET ARE YOU NOT A REAL ADULT?
>WHY DON'T YOU HAVE KIDS YET ARE YOU NOT A REAL ADULT?
>WHY DONT YOU HAVE A HOUSE YET ARE YOU NOT A REAL ADULT?
>WHY DON'T YOU HAVE KIDS YET ARE YOU NOT A REAL ADULT?
>WHY DONT YOU HAVE A HOUSE YET ARE YOU NOT A REAL ADULT?
>WHY DON'T YOU HAVE KIDS YET ARE YOU NOT A REAL ADULT?
welcome to the background noise of britian
>You could genuinely die out there.
it's pretty hard to starve and die in western Europe even being homeless.
Literally all of our homeless are homeless by choice (drug addicts, immigrants without work permits etc).
>why do people even have kids if they are just going to treat them like shit? Do they even think it through or does it just happen?
They don't think it through n. People are just selfish. They need something to justify their existence so 'lel i'll have babbies XD' entirely selfish and when the reality hits them they can't handle it. Unfortunately for them, the law frowns upon you taking your kid into a field and tying them to a fence like you can do with your impulse Christmas puppy.
There's that and then another really good post I read in this thread awhile ago. The anon basically said imagine you are you now and you are a young dude, bit of an idiot, next thing you know you knock a girl up, all of a sudden you are 50 years old but still the same immature person you were with a bunch of kids thinking what the fuck happened.
It is sad to be honest. I think we have enough people in the world right now, it is completely sociopathic to bring people into this world and give them a life barely worth living just because the parent needed something. I honestly think you shouldn't be able to have kids without a license in the times we live. Would that ever happen though? No, because we need constant population growth to keep house prices high for our friends selling the mortgages.
>Would that ever happen though? No, because we need constant population growth to keep house prices high for our friends selling the mortgages.
Gotta keep that house market booming mate. It is truly mastery how they have ingrained this pattern into the British public.
Alright lads report in on your whereabouts and how your coping with this stormy weather
>Windy as fuck, couple fences down, wind hammering my third-floor flat, >mfw
>Tea and milk supply good
I think I might make it through the night.
But you are a prick, and I don't live with my mum
I also have a very high tolerance and am fairly certain the dose I just took won't effect me in any adverse way other than a long sleep
So calm yourself little angry man
I have no friends to watch the Superb Owl with at University but want to invite some people to come and watch with me, so I am sending an email around the student emailing system to students of the University who are American. This is a draft of the email, do you think I need to change anything?
>So calm yourself little angry man
I am calm. Are you calm already?
They expect me to swim in shark infested waters when i've never been taught to even float, that's what.
They said the excuse "well we got kicked out by your age and found a place" when they had jobs literally handed to them so they had money to rely on, friends who had flats they could stay at way beforehand and shit.
It wouldn't be an issue if I wasn't moved near a third down the country with them when I was 17, so I could have more options where I could stay because I actually knew people who would take me in. The closest place was my nans flat which was sort of over half way inbetween. I've been here for 4 years, turned a guest room into my bedroom, while working a job to give this place some nicer luxuries, e.g. better food, items, clothing, etc. Luckily my nans healthy and active for her age, so she doesn't need serious care outside of reaching certain items up high.
>I think we have enough people in the world right now
It's a fact that the world is overpopulated. The current rate of reproduction is unsustainable but of course no one wants to talk about this because of the incessant, primal, egoistic need to reproduce.
>The current rate of reproduction is unsustainable but of course no one wants to talk about this because of the incessant, primal, egoistic need to reproduce.
Exactly. The human race is unbelievably ignorant. All across the world people cull wolves, kangaroos, deers because the population is getting too big, but for some reason we have this idea that there can never be enough humans and human life is some mythical thing that holds more value you than any other life. It is going to come back and bite us in the ass. This is not sustainable. But it will be until the shit hits the fan, because like I said, you need a growing population to keep house prices going up and to have more consumers to consume and tax payers to pay.
Glad to be a lonely NEET desu will be laughing when the world is on fire and I'm being hacked apart by anarchists.
Were you always a twat or did you decide to be this way?
IT ONLY TOOK 5 MINUTES HAHAHAAHAHAH
Ikaros having a pet watermelon is extremely moe desu (TL note: "desu" means "to be honest with you senpai")
I don't often drink alcohol so I don't have any in my place right now. Couldn't get drunk even if I wanted to.
>Only drinks I have access to right now are apple&raspberry juice and water
Leaked leg pics from shaving the other night
no bully pls
Fuck off kike. I'll put you in the fucking ground you weapon
>look at this picture
>feel a stirring in my loins which I've never experienced while apathetically looking at pictures of naked girls
one of us one of us one of us
original comment desu sempai
nice one but it's fucking pissing it down
just went to the shop to buy a big fuck off bottle of whiksey and got soaked
I don't care about calories, i'm in good shape and honestly... whiskey is good for ya, lad
drinking chardonnay sippin on alize...
normie chav music is good shit sometimes i tell ya
you mean hooligans? Sorry, it's just a pet peeve I have because anarchy means 'without authority' not 'chaos'.
Have you heard of a speech given by a scientist which was broadcasted on sky tv called '8 billion', I think. It was all about how unsustainable our civilisation is. Basically at the end he literally said 'we are fucked' Can't find it anywhere on the web for some reason but it was really interesting.
Anyone who gets sexually aroused by this is a gay pedophile. the male shown in the pic neither has distinct feminine (how could he, he's a man after all) nor distinct male attributes. looks like a boy who didn't hit puberty.
Just pinpointed the exact frame in which K-ON! goes from about a ~7/10 to a solid 9/10
The act of taking pictures of yourself just seems dumb. If you never intend to share them, then you're ahead of common sluts, but then why take them to begin with? Are you going to look at yourself constantly like a narcissist?
Had drunken row with girlfriend and ended up pissing my pants. Not my finest hour but I'm clean now and my gf and I are at least we're back on speaking terms. My life's crumbling around me lads...
i'm scared of getting bullied
i'm too insecure, sorry
but i drive if you're not too far away
i might share them with privately with britfeel qts, i just wouldn't post them publicly
Coincidentally, a few frames later, fun stops being allowed.
Improving /britfeel/ 500% in one easy step
Big fan of her middle school or elementary school or however the school system there works uniform desu
Surprised we don't have a Mio waifu anon in britfeel, surely it's statistically likely due to her high level of waifuability.
Mio is my K-on waifu but not my actual waifu
Southhampton here and i'm coming for your ass
post a pic o' yer first car lads.
pic related - '96 plate Toyota Starlet Sportif. I miss my first car lads.
We need to rid this place of undesirables. Your contribution is valued.
Did you just drop your trip because you realized people might actually filter you? You're annoying, and not for the reasons you're proud of. You're just an eyesore, and instead of doing what people did to your trip to the trips you don't like, you need to be as much of an eyesore as possible just because you dislike something else.
I don't remember asking to read your opinions on a tripfag. I certainly don't remember asking to read the opinions of someone who looks like they'd fit into a /brit/ circle voicing their dislike for pakis and homosexuals
having lest the physical test, mental best, and moral qualities of the laziest mofo consider this JUST normal JUST another desirable day to an hiro instead of hiring a properganderist marketing manager
>what do you see last lad?
As an outsider an a r9k lurker I am fascinated with the evolution of the britfeel image. How do you guys evolve it? Is it just one guy making them, or you all just meme together into it with every new britfeel iteration?
Money. She's been chatting to an old friend and he's been giving her thousands on the quiet. I also found out that she's been buying cocaine on the sly and I had a go. She constantly lies to me and I hate it.
Oh yeah it definitely does, back when this was just a fresh branch off from /brit/pol there was a lot more Farage/UKIP influence on the OP, then that died down after the elections and 'personalities' like poleaboo got imported and now he has a lovely place in AbraKebabra.
Seasonal happenings in the country can also get featured like floods, snow, Storms, Christmas.The increase in pakiposting and more NEET posters becoming wagecucks/more normies has led to a change away from the purely jobcentre focus.
Definitely reflects the state of discussion, it's nice to watch it grow over time. Anons and tripfags come and go, but the OP remains.
Kinda nice seeing them on top
>Tfw Southend also got a win today
We're doing great without you, thank you very much.
What ya got going on lads?
Rewatching NHK like I do every year, I usually do it around Christmastime but I left it a bit late this year.
I'm watching Hudson Hawk. This movie is a total mess and pretty awful
getting ready for bed desu
>just had the week off
>been comfy as fuck
>just chilling watching tv and playing vidya
>back to work on Monday
Gonna get a diamond chang'e tbqh.
Is NHK as depressing as everyone says it is though? I get that you can relate to the feels and stuff but does it make you more sad watching it? Does it have a happy ending or what?
you help out at the weekly meetings, get to know the kids (13-18) basically like any other youth club except these kids are bullied at school and open up to you more
plus the field trips are the perfect time to score some ptbp if you're careful
even if you're not gay/bi I'd recommend it, though you'll have a slightly tougher time convinces the coordinator why you want to help out
/britfeel/ orgy when? We can plow all the qt anime femboys and record it
CLIMB INTO BED ALREADY BRITS
ITS AMERICAPOSTING TIME
It's not an official position of trust so there's no legal repercussion if you do but you'll probably get forced to leave if they find out. That's if you're messing about with a 16+, anything else and yeah you're going straight to gaol.
I've not done anything serious, only gotten head off of one guy on a camping trip. Three nights in a row though sneaking out into the woods.
I bet it still is though, at least a little.
I dunno its seems a bit much desu. Spanking seems fun though.
If you're going in unpopped then yeah it will hurt, unless they hit your prostate then you'll have a strong feeling of ecstasy to get you through.
We just need to warm you up with a smaller cock before you get a bit one inside you.
It sounds cliche but it's definitely one of those things you have to watch to know what kind of message it gives. The premise is definitely depressing but depending on your perspective it can be positive or negative overall, it's open to interpretation.
One thing I will say is the more you relate to the premise the more sublime and profound the experience is, some won't get it, for others it's almost surreal. The island arc is definitely one of the best experiences in any media I've ever had. I can't recommend it enough.
Also Pearl Kyoudai made an really good and fitting OST. Take a peek.
>He is not in the Steam chat at this current moment of time
thought it was never going to end tbeh, Obama's daughter and her twitchy autist friend are watching a movie or some shit and the autism filled one plays a prank on obamas daughter the eldest i think but anyway joke spirals out of control everyone get's murdered apart from the movie buff guy, i wonder how much a house like that cost in a white suburb don't think i could handle the adverts over there so might no go.
>if you find something you know you love before you hit university age and stick at it you could be happy
>tfw to old to go to uni to young for that to be a real excuse night lads nice change 2bh
I do not believe many people think about me. I am a very forgettable and replaceable person, it's just how I was meant to be. Why would you remember something or someone who doesn't stand out?
So guys a little curious, I knocked a mirror off the wall in my local pub the other night and it wasn't smashed so can the pub owners get me for anything? Because they were asking my mates for my details after I'd been removed but they claimed they didn't know me.
It's not that. It's not know how to create stuff
I've done a billion tutorials going through functions, variables, loops, arrays, classes etc
When it comes to making something I want to make, I have zero idea how to implement it.
If you still feel this way when you've tried learning everything that could possibly be learned then you have my permission to kill yourself. Until then keep trying new things, bitch nigga.
I long for the day when I'm completely numb, honestly. Like the day when I can just go through any experience and not care, instead the only thing on my mind would be slaving away in a job. Nothing else in the world would ever be able to distract me, and the only other things I'd need to care about would be the necessities to survive.
I don't think it's actually possible, though.
If you really want to die, maybe it's time to consider not commiting suicide. Maybe you can go out into the world and start beating up homeless people and spitting on grvaes and getting someone to beat you up so bad that it feels like you might die. But you won't, because you are made of tougher stuff anon. You can take a fist to the face at 60 mph and survive. You are a stron human being and an take on the world like any other punk ass fucking cunt can. Fuck that twat in the car in front that cut you up - fuck that dickhead brownnosing bellend at work - fuck that ho you love who is too bus noshing off tyrone. Fuck it all. Always go down in flames if you want to die. Burn something down,,, and keep doing it until you are caught. Then eat a load of pills before the coppers get you. Write something prophetic on your chest in blood and bite off a chickens head before you black out and choke on your own bile.
All of life is a stage and you can write the story. I might not even exist because the world is stuck in your own head. It's all a dream and you can make it up as you go along. Go lucid! Go dead!! Suicide is always plan D! 1=2 mate.,.,., its all going to end at some point anyway.
Behave mate. If that's your jam then yer, you'd have second thoughts, but most people understand that a legacy is all you have that remains when you die.
Your brain will program in your beliefs when you are dying, but after that it's all abyss.
slime boss fell off 2bh
Better than no dreams at all. Even the mildy scary ones are fine.
Jesus Christ I need to have sexual intercourse with Azusa Nakano right fucking now I love her so much
No lad it's not the act of sex that matters it's the emotion and love of physical intimacy with the one I love
I NEED to cuddle with her for hours and hours or I will die
Slowly getting less and less drunk everything is getting colder
>Eating leftover fried rice at 3am
I've lost control of my life.
>tfw so poor once had to eat 2 week out of date food
>tfw so poor once went with no food for 6 days
>tfw started losing it abit on the 4th and 5th days and could sleep for 24 hours straight
don't ever be poor
>mfw I knew that gif would get you to reply so that's why I choose it
>tfw trying to sleep and uni housemate is fucking loudly
Why it's 4am for fuck sake
I hate my housemates so much. Any ideas for revenge, lads?
Her bf spends all his money on her as she got into debt wasting money on alcohol and drugs
i tried to ask out a frail looking qt that was always alone in my uni's library.
she rejected me and said I was too short. she's no more than 4'11. just fucking kill me, why did I have to be born as 5'6