>tfw you realize christianity was about every man getting a virgin wife who would be loyal to him as long as he had a job to support her
Of course you wouldn't be but it's what's good for the human race. And besides women are submissive by nature. They have already shown that they are incapable of handling sexual freedom.
Peter, Paul, and Jesus never married.
Adam, Soloman, and Samson were.
Peter was Jesus' greatest disciple.
Paul was the greatest Christian missionary.
Jesus was motherfucking Jesus.
Adam was convinced by Eve to eat from the tree of life, causing the very first sin and thus the downfall of humanity.
Samson's wife sapped him of his strength, tied him up, and sold him to his enemies.
Soloman was the richest and wisest king on Earth and had many wives. However, his foreign wives convinced him to worship their idols, leading to the eventual downfall of his kingdom.
1st Corinthians 7:8-9:
>"Now to the unmarried and the widows, I say it is good for them to stay unmarried, as I do. But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion."
TLDR; if anything the Bible advocates staying single.
If anything christianity started as a sect of Judaism and morphed into its own after the romans got a hold of it. Oh and btw 'da jew' don't discount or even deny Jesus was around they just think he was a prophet not the son of god.
Yes, but you have to go deeper or you miss the true poetry of the bible. While God plays the role of Chad Thundercock in some passages, you'll notice in other passages he is very much a beta. For instance, God's first act is to create Man, why? Because God came to being and found he was lonely. Then, in Genesis 2 he creates Adam and seeing Adam is no gf he creates all sorts of animals and offers them to Adam but Adam is still no GF. So God creates the first GF of Adam (but still in God's image) he literally creates the first waifu and gives it to someone else because he's just that good of a guy.