>be me >19 and single >talking to this 6/10 girl online

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>be me
>19 and single
>talking to this 6/10 girl online for the past few weeks
>tells me she has a free house this weekend and we should "watch movies"
>Nice
>Go to her house and her fat 30 year old sister is there
>"Hey, 6/10 I thought you had a free house tonight?"
>"Her plans got cancelled so she's going to stay home with us"
>Fuck
>Fat sister doesn't take a hint and watches 2 and a half movies with us before lumbering off to bed
>Finally start making out
>Slide my hand down her pants, she's so wet
>"Anon, I'm on my period"
>kill me
>Pull my hand out lightning quick and subtly wipe it on the back of her shirt as we keep making out
>She starts jerking me off
>Literally the worst hand job of all time. She's using my penis like a joystick
>this is terrible.
>Have to finish, just to end the pain.
>"Uhh I'm almost there, should we get a tissue or a sock or something?"
>"That's ok, just cum on the couch, I'll clean it up tomorrow"
>What
>At least it's not my couch
>I spooge on the couch
>Instantly feel post-cum regret
>She starts cuddling up to me
>uncomfortable.jpg
>"You would be such a good boyfriend, anon"
>fuck
>"My parents will be home in the morning, you should stay and meet them"
>fuck
>"most guys loose interest, but you wont. Will you?"
>fuck
>"Hey 6/10, could you get me a glass of water please?"
>"Sure, anon. Whatever you say hahaha"
>She leaves the room and walks to the kitchen.
>See the front door is left slightly ajar
>Run
>Run right out of her house and into the night
>Sitting on bus home at 1am when my phone goes off
>"Hey anon, where'd you go?? LOL"
>"Haha are you hiding?"
>"We still have to finish the movie lmao"
>Block User