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>be me
>19 and single
>talking to this 6/10 girl online for the past few weeks
>tells me she has a free house this weekend and we should "watch movies"
>Nice
>Go to her house and her fat 30 year old sister is there
>"Hey, 6/10 I thought you had a free house tonight?"
>"Her plans got cancelled so she's going to stay home with us"
>Fuck
>Fat sister doesn't take a hint and watches 2 and a half movies with us before lumbering off to bed
>Finally start making out
>Slide my hand down her pants, she's so wet
>"Anon, I'm on my period"
>kill me
>Pull my hand out lightning quick and subtly wipe it on the back of her shirt as we keep making out
>She starts jerking me off
>Literally the worst hand job of all time. She's using my penis like a joystick
>this is terrible.
>Have to finish, just to end the pain.
>"Uhh I'm almost there, should we get a tissue or a sock or something?"
>"That's ok, just cum on the couch, I'll clean it up tomorrow"
>What
>At least it's not my couch
>I spooge on the couch
>Instantly feel post-cum regret
>She starts cuddling up to me
>uncomfortable.jpg
>"You would be such a good boyfriend, anon"
>fuck
>"My parents will be home in the morning, you should stay and meet them"
>fuck
>"most guys loose interest, but you wont. Will you?"
>fuck
>"Hey 6/10, could you get me a glass of water please?"
>"Sure, anon. Whatever you say hahaha"
>She leaves the room and walks to the kitchen.
>See the front door is left slightly ajar
>Run
>Run right out of her house and into the night
>Sitting on bus home at 1am when my phone goes off
>"Hey anon, where'd you go?? LOL"
>"Haha are you hiding?"
>"We still have to finish the movie lmao"
>Block User
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>"My parents will be home in the morning, you should stay and meet them"
Mom, dad, I'd like you to meet the guy whose cum is on the coach.
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>>26292591
funny
embrute
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Post pics of said girl man wtf
You do this on purpose dont you?
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>>26293111
I had to unblock her to get this pic, I hope it was worth it.
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>>26293269
>shitskin
more like 4/10
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>>26293269
definetely not a 6/10 man
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>>26292591
auaahahahahaa

nice meng
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>>26293269
Is that even a 6/10 in India?
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>>26293292
>>26293316
>>26293348

In my defence, I was really horny and she has a pretty good body.

In your defence she probably wasn't a 6/10
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ROASTIE WHORE GOT BTFO
B
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F
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Not a 6/10 but you could have handled it like less of a dick
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>>26293269
>not worth it
damn right son
if youre white just kill yourself my man
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who /shittydates/ here?
>be really horny
>arrange a tinder date with a 5/10
>go pick her up at the station
>suddenly landwhale
>cellulitis ridden thighs as thick as an elephant
>she used mind boggling camera tricks to hide her fatness
>"hey anon it took me an hour to get here haha :p"
>take her to a bar
>had the most embarassing beer of my life
>bring her to my appartment
>finally had enough
>give her a tab of lsd
>go to a park
>when it starts to kick I said bye and went home

She didn't even know the city, I received angry texts from her for months.
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>Slide my hand down her pants, she's so wet
>"Anon, I'm on my period"

HOLY SHIT
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