>22 years virgin with a tiny penis
>only woman to see my dick laughed at it
>serious mental anguish as a result of my micro penis
>hear grandma talking about her arthritis and cartilage damage
>she says she takes this glucosamine stuff to regrow her cartilage
>penises are made of cartilage
>decide to apply this stuff under my foreskin and such to see if it can grow more dick cartilage
>it fucking BURNS
it still hurts pretty bad...i dont want to go to the doctor so im praying it gets better. so fair warning to anyone else reading this..do not put glucosamine on your dick!
Go to the fucking Doctor, you fucking autist. You might damage your dick forever. Either that or look it up online. If you somehow walk away with a monster dong that works, let everyone know. I just think your dick might be broke after this though.
>penises are made of cartilage
Maybe you should have looked that up before relying on it.
Pic related is my captcha, which seems to be suggesting you see a medical professional. I doubt the damage to your dick is that serious, and they still don't have a cure for stupid.
When testing anything on your body, apply it to the most sensitive part first, that way you will know for sure it will irritate or damage your skin, instead of slowly damaging your skin over time.
Do you realize that you manually typed that post out, thus misquoting it?
The "i" and "o" keys are next to one another. In the original post and not your misquote of it, the letter "i" was pressed instead of "o", accidentally.
>When testing anything on your body, apply it to the most sensitive part first, that way you will know for sure it will irritate or damage your skin, instead of slowly damaging your skin over time.
You're fucking retarded. There's a specific procedure on how to test plants or chemicals for poison before using them. Applying them to a sensitive area is a terrible idea. The first step is to have contact with it on your skin briefly, if it sticks wash it off, to check for an allergic reaction or any other negative reaction.
No, I'm pretty sure you spelled "opposite" correctly there bro.
Are you a skin doctor? You do realize your trolling is going to give people cancer and burns right? How many people out there now have rashes because they use sorbolene without knowing they have a reaction to it, just because it doesnt burn their skin? Too many!
Think of others before you shitpost please.
All I'm asking is that you don't spread misinformation that could cause burns or cancers.
I have no agenda past that point, stop making me out to be the bad guy here.
Also do you not understand that scientific understanding changes over time? Everything changes and nothing stays the same.
I once squirted hand soap down my urethra, I don't have any idea why but it was the worst feeling of my life. I was so scared it'd damage my cock I cried and trying to piss it all out was the most painful thing I've ever done. You'll be okay OP.
Now you know that the main ingredient in that hand soap is a skin irritant called Sodium Laureth Sulfate.
Reinforcing what I was saying about testing on the most sensitive part of your body to test for irritation!
>people born in 1999 are 17
>people born in 1999 are already having more sex than you