I want to try sucking and riding cocks, but I'm afraid of getting an STD.
I'm also not sure if they'll find me cute enough.
Where can I find some nice clean dicks I can take?
fuck I get that same redness on my cheeks whenever I come in contact with sunlight
also you look like a chill guy, I'd let you suck my dick!
Use protection my guy. If you wanna go bb you better have their bill of health from the clinic right in front of you. HIV is no joke
Also i would avoid random hookups if possible in favour of light dating. Random guys WILL try and stealth bareback you and still be claiming to use protection.
no that's embarassing and fucking gay dude!
Experienced fag here. Basically what >>26291945 said. Find a cute boy you like and trust or who has recent medical test papers they can show you. You want to avoid going the route of craigslist, grindr, and bathhouses.
Befriend him and do lewd things together.
Mettaton is cute! CUTE!
Shave those pubes, you look like a pedo. Other than that neat/10
>megaton is a cute
But that's not flowey so its wrong
Nice trips tho
But that's a fine size anon!
Tbh the whole big dicks thing is a meme. As long as you're over 4 inches there's nothing to worry about. Being warm and huggable is much more important.
And there's always fisting if you happen to meet a size queen. Tho you shouldn't be doin it with someone like that anyways.
senpai you're above average don't worry, and dicks aren't that important if the rest of you is cute which I'm sure it is
Is undertale worth the 10$
I played the demo and it was all right, I'm not sure if it is worth investing time and money into
but then everyone on the internet is nuts about it. Is it really that good?
it's alright but a bit memey, mostly enjoyable especially losing it and going full genocide
that being said, pirate it so you don't support a game that might make yume nikki noticed by normies
Thank you for the supportive responses, it's much appreciated.
Although I think the big dicks thing is indeed just a meme, completely lacking any sexual experience can make it difficult not occasionally wonder if my dick would suffice. It's not really big concern or anything, but the idea of someone responding to my size
or picswith implied desirability is one I'd love to experience some day is all.
It does seem very small in my own perspective and whatnot, but I understand that's likely due to comparing it with porn sizes+angles and internet claimed sizes.
>Tho you shouldn't be doin it with someone like that anyways.
They're not on my radar indeed.
>senpai you're above average
As far as I know it's pretty much the average here in the Netherlands. Like 0.2" smaller than average length but 0.2" thicker.
Still, average should be fine indeed.
>if the rest of you is cute which I'm sure it is
I'm not cute, but not deformed or ugly either I think. Average ottermode and stuff, which might be a bit better than cute for a
bitop like me.
My personal GOTY. You can see a lot of love was put into it by the dev. I pirated it first and bought it after cuz I liked it and wanted to give something back.
Also, YN is 2deep for normies. I'm more worried about Ib and other RPGM titles.
I'm the other way around. I want to try getting sucked and have someone ride my dick. See if I'm actually gay or bi, or if it's just a craving (read: desperation) to be found fuckable by anyone out there.
I wouldn't mind trying that with someone looking like you. Your eyes are beautiful by the way, and nice collection of guitars on the wall behind you.
Ib has already started to be corrupted by letsplayers, I don't want undertale to bring it and similar rpgm games into the spotlight as they're one of the last things I find comfy escapism in
also genocide is objectively best, you get to kill all the normies in the game and it has the best music, plus being a bit edgy every now and then makes me feel warm and fuzzy
Shit son spoiler that shit for our friend here.
Is this a cleverly hidden Undertale thread?
You're on par with mlp and homestuck fags, you know that right?