Do you guys have a valentine this year? If not, who do

>>26290640
Maybe.
>tfw she posted on fb "thinking about taking. Break.
If she soes its over. Im not letting her take a break, fuck guys then come back when its not sunny on the other side.

>>26290640
I don't have a Valentine but I'm looking forward to all the gifts I get from my beta orbiters.

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>>26290664
>my beta orbiters

Kill yourself, you fucking bitch.

>>26290640
No and nobody.
American women are trash. I'll wait til I can import one or live with one somewhere else.

>>26290679
If they choose to orbit me that's their decision. I won't turn down free gifts.

I cant even imagine how someone would react if I gave them a card
Theyd probably move to a different country

>>26290706
I'm pretty sure you're leading them on. I wouldn't be surprised if you actually let them take you out on "dates"

>>26290706
Can I be your orbiter
are you qt

>>26290716
Jesus dude...you aren't that ugly are you?

>>26290735
None of them I know in person, so I don't let any of them take me out on dates. The most I do is play video games with them.

>>26290744
Average to be quite honest. You could orbit someone better.

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Original content fuck you robot

Yes! My wonderful long distance bf
But my friends trying to get me to break up with him

>>26290765
>You could orbit someone better.
Still can I be your orbiter?

>>26290640
No
The last time I texted a girl was 8 months ago from a date that I still relive in my head when I get too depressed

Holidays are more of an annoyance since I can't go outside and buy food on those days

>>26290748
When I was 11 a rumour went around my school that I had a crush on this girl in the above year
She was crying that day at lunch, and one of her friends angrily told me never to speak to her (I didnt actually know the girl and was completely friendless so I dont know how the rumour started)
Thats the effect I have on other people, without even going near them

>>26290640

>bragging about Valentie
>on /r9k/
I want fucking reddit to fuck off with their cancer threads

>>26290792
That's just purely fucking cruel. What the fuck is wrong with kids?

I'm sorry, man. You don't deserve that even if you look like a monster.

>>26290773
wait...you relive a single date? did you even get a kiss or grope her boobs or anything? that sounds depressing as fuck.

>>26290773
Where do you live that closes its stores for valentines day?

>balloons like it's some fucking birthday party
>that ridiculous bouquet
Do girls actually expect that bullshit? Man, I pity the guys who do that. It's better to be alone than be with a bitch who thinks she's a princess.

Oh god I just know people at work are gonna try and push me and this chick that has a crush on me together. NOOOO, I'm gonna take days off on valentine when is that specifically again?

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Got my valentine's day planned out.

>be 6th grade
>had really fucked up teeth before braces
>word gets around this girl likes me
>her friend comes up to me during class
>points to the girl when shes not looking
>grossed out
>say no im fine
>she cries the rest of the day
>4 years later we are in high school
>one of the best looking girls in school
>with a football player at the time
>I knew my life was doomed at that point

No I don't.

I'll be giving a small heart to the girl who was with me the last few months in helping me with my grandfather's passing and my breakup.

She deserves it, not some random slag who might let you fingerbang her if you take her out for a 500 dollar dinner

>>26290852
Why don't you wanna get with your qt coworker?

>tfw no qt average grill to orbit ;-;
Come back and give steam

>>26290772
Pretty full at the moment desu. Orbiters require upkeep.

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>>26290826
I didn't go to highschool and went straight to college right away so I never had the chance to socialize or make a connection with anyone my age
Then I moved to another state while my family moved back to russia so my circle went from small to fucking nothing
so yea, having one date was a pretty big deal to me
>meet 7/10 on okcupid
>decide to meet up at an arcade
>play dance dance revoultion against her
>Decide to walk around mid town manhatten
>Engage in conversation and ask about all the things she likes
>Take her to a museum that we passed
>says she always wanted to go but never had the chance
>I make fun of the art because modern art is bullshit, she giggles along with me
>Kisses me in the stairwell
>first real kiss
>We make fun of a performance art piece
>Head out to a fancy restaurant
>Talk more
>Head to a puzzle room I booked
>We both sucked at puzzles but still had a fun time
>Later we kiss as we part and make sure to text each other
Overall the entire date cost me something like 150 dollars but it was super worth it

>try to text her a couple of days later
>She starts talking about some shit she saw on tumblr
>Starts talking about feminist views
>Go full /pol/ on her
>Mfw she hates me
>mfw she stops texting me


>>26290835
I live in a big city so there are constantly too many people, and having to walk through the crowds on those major holidays kills me inside

>>26290890
So drop a shit one and take me

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>>26290772
>>26290884
>so beta you get rejected from being an orbiter

those roses probably cost more than $200.
fucking trust fund kids.

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the love of my life has left my country. Thinking of flying over and proposing

>>26290640
Not wasting money on roasties I can promise you that.

>>26291084
You should do that bro, I'm sure she totally isn't gagging on fernando's cock as I type this.

>>26290950
If he drives that Audi then a bunch of roses probably isn't much for him.

>>26290880
>Putting the pussy on a pedestal
Your grandfather's probably turning in his grave because his grandson is such a raging faggot.

>>26291161
nah, she's too timid to indulge or even engage in social interaction, plus, she really had a thing for me in hs

>>26291246
>She's too shy for Fernando
>She loves me
>She's different
>Not realizing these types of chicks are the first to fall for his charm
Never underestimate the romantic fantasies of a shy, nerdy or religious girl.

>>26290890
Please reconsider another one as well, I would like to orbit and gift games please.

I fucked up. The girl I considered asking, well I got drunk about two weeks ago and asked her out. Turns out she's leaving to work in another country in a few weeks. And maybe that isn't even true and she just turned me down because I messaged her on facebook while drunk as shit.

Serves me right.

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>>26291293
aaaand, she's gay.

>inb4 tits or gtfo

Going camping with some mates and a lot of beer. We're gonna get a camp fire going, fish, drink and talk about girl and cars and for one fucking weekend, I'm going to be a normie.

>>26290640
I'm gonna ask my best friend.
He's really cute and he's bisexual so I have a chance. I don't really care if he ditches me, so being bi is fine I guess.

I think I'll be rejected though, I'm really ugly and poor.

Made chocolates for bf, going to try making macarons closer to the date.

I JUST WANT THE CANDY HEARTS
but I might surprise my friend of 10 years and ask him because I don't want him to be alone on this bullshit holiday

>>26291363
What?
>>26291395
please fuck off normie

>>26291496
Make me leave, you nerd.

i have a bunch of girls asking to go out on a date that day. you all are a bunch of fucking autists who can't even function long enough to get a 3/10 girl for a day.

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>>26291835
Is that so normie?

>>26291866
:^) thanks my brother
have a good valentines <3

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>>26291246
Yeah well, women dont initiate, Fernando does, tard.

>shy women meme

>>26290901
>ther state while my family moved back to russia so my circle went from small to fucking nothing
If it makes you feel any better anon it would not have worked out if you agreed with her like a bitch because chicks hate that shit and they figure it out sooner than later.

>>26291962
I dont know why it just copied that.

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I took r9k's advice (uh oh) and scared away all my beta orbiters so it's gonna be a lonely Valentines. Meh.
:(

>>26292011
Be my valentine's day gf
post contact

>>26291962
Still
it was something really dumb
And then I dug myself even lower
>"oh no this weird creepy guy was looking at me :(((("
>My autistic rational - Well then that would mean he genuinely enjoys you, that's like a compliment, I would kill if a guy would look at me like that
>"Wow, that's fucked up!"
>"If he Raped me would that be a compliment too!?"

And I just kept digging myself further and further

Just fucking kill me

I don't even have anyone I could ask out

>>26292073
[email protected]
for your eyes only bbe xd

Don't worry about not having a Valentine anons, it isn't worth it for a day. Just ignore it and move on with your lives because when you have a gf you'll be dreading Valentine's Day and all the obligations that it brings. Trust me bros!

>>26292191
Email sent t.b.h friendo

>another Valentine
>alone again

I don't feel anything anymore

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>get asked at "work" if I have a valentines by manager
>tell her no
>"oh really? well don't worry hon I'll be your valentine ha ha"
>mfw

>>26292339
Well anon?
Are you going to be her valentine?

>>26292339
>ha ha
Seems fishy. Fermented menstrual blood kind of fishy.

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>>26292345
>>26292367

She's the kind of sassy flirty older lady type that jokes around a ton and tries to include everyone. It was very clearly a joke senpaitachi.

Plus she's like ten plus years older than me and probably a little over twice my weight.

>>26292412
Fucking nigger
Hit that fat ass on valentine's day

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>>26292420

Single moms that go partying frequently don't really interest me my man.

Not since last night when she left me

>tfw coworkers asked which hand im spending valentines day with

fucking normies.

depression n chill

I don't plan to do shit for my gf because she didn't lift a finger to do anything on christmas or my birthday.

I'm not even going to mention its fucking valentines day.

>>26290640
>valentines day

gtfo faggot

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Daily reminder that you're all doing Valentine's day wrong

>>26290640
I don't have a date. I don't think anyone's going to ask me out, I'll just bake some goodies for my grandfather.

>>26292925
I'm asking you out now

>>26292955
Sorry anon. My mom doesn't want me to meet people on the Internet.

>>26292985
It's a good thing I'm asking you out and not her then

>>26290890
please i can take one orbiter, i dont have any orbiters

>>26293014
post steam for 1 free orbiter

>>26292073
>>26292191
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY AM I ALWAYS LATE

>>26293010
But I can't anon... I'm sorry

>>26293051
But you can femanon
We'd have a great valentines day

I'll be my own Valentine and drink myself into a stupor.

>>26293061
Maybe I can convince her to let me out of the house, where do you live?

>>26293034
http://steamcommunity.com/id/frohanna/
pls

>>26293089
east coast
usa

>>26290640
For the first time in my life, I have a valentine.
I was going to buy them a game they've wanted on Steam and draw a valentine card since I'm pretty okay at drawing. I wanted to make one of those corny as hell cards with a pun or joke, but when I wrote "You're..." and was going to think of something, all I came up with was my feels "You're very special to me and have changed my life more than you know just by being you. I adore you and hope I'll be able to make you even half as happy as you've made me." Is this completely awful? I'd be giving it to a man. Should I just try thinking of something lighthearted and silly instead?

>>26293116
We can't go out anon. We live too far away.

>>26293135
are you a grill?
post steam pls

>>26293153
g-give contact anyway

>>26293178
dont do it anon. dont become an orbiter.

>>26293178
Why don't you give yours?

All the advice that you robo-fags will need...

> Treating women correctly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45PZ4j-fozI

> Avoid the "friendzone"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sty2hNhwXJY

> Weight loss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWFhX-7BQyo

> Motivate yourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8POd7eOzljw

Hope this helps, and good luck.

>>26293214
fuck off normalscum cunt

>>26293212
because i'm shy and nervious ;-;

>>26293214
that's real interesting anon, thanks very much I appreciate it
really, I mean it
real interesting
yeah, thanks
yeah

>>26293225
>>26293231
BOTH POST CONTACTS, THIS IS QT DESU
HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET TOGETHER

>>26293214
So you want us to humiliate ourselves by working hard to get things that Chad gets just by being alive? Dirty normie scum.

>>26293231
You're lying, why are you lying? Is it because you don't want me to know that you give your email to every girl you come across? are you that pius guy?

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>>26293160
Sorry anon, I only need one man in my life.

>>26293241
It's not cute, he contactfags every girl he comes across. I recognize his moves.

Why the fuck are you faggots clamoring to be orbiters???

This board is pathetic man and not even in a hilarious way.

>>26293263
>are you that pius guy?
no

>>26293280
>tfw just saw i linked one of the wrong posts
time for sodoku desu

>>26290640
>Do you guys have a valentine this year?
>If not, who do you plan on asking?

Kek, are you serious? This is /r9k/. Get cucked, normalscum.

>>26293271
pls. pls.
ill orbit you if you want to play vidya or something. pls.

>>26293288
Then post your email

>>26293303
redditfags are so fucking blatant
kill yourself my man.jpg

>>26290767
this is why blacks have more swag and confidence etc

even normal, nice guy blacks have these thoughts running thru their head, and will say these kind of things to wome , make them all like "omg lol he knows my secret and he isnt afraid to be rude tee hee"

while guys of other races will maintain the thought that a normal girl is pure and actually ISNT talking to 10 guys at the same time. being a robot is the first step, but the 2nd step is togo out into the world and say it to their faces.

>>26293282
>tfw take the joke too far and end up actually orbitting every time
fug

>>26293329
also no

>>26293385
Okay
>tfw no qt shy bf for Valentine's Day

>>26293329
fine
[email protected] i cant answer at this address though so

>>26293411
>>tfw no qt shy bf for Valentine's Day
shy people don't give their contact information

>>26290706
This is bait guys I hope you know not all females are like this

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Valentine's Day is a filthy anglo holiday.
May Day is the local "I'm staying home so I'm spared from all the tonguefucking couples day"

>>26293423
they do if its a throwaway
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee, etc etc.

>>26293448
...fine
[email protected]

>>26293460
kek desu
im a man

>>26293479
i'd guess every fembot is desu

>>26293531
i am only the person that made the post you responded to, i dont know about the person you were actually talking to

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>Last Valentines day
>Hadn't given up on getting a girlfriend within the next 50 years
>Fat girl in my class spoke to me a few times
>I was naturally orbiting her
>Thought she liked me
>Wanted to do something romantic
>Went to the University library at 4am
>Spend 1 hour printing hundreds of pictures of her cheeks that I got from facebook
>Went home and put them in a flower pot
>Idea was that she has rosy cheeks, so I was giving her roses, a funny take on Valentine tradition
>left the pot on her doorstep
>she didn't know I knew her address so it would be a really romantic surprise
>go to class the next day
>she is sitting talking to her friends
>looks really stressed
>overhear her say 'someone left a bunch of pictures of my face in a muddy pot'
>she looks concerned for her safety
>decide not to say anything

I just don't get romance I guess.

>>26293329
>>26293415
i literally said i cant answer, pls leave address or something in mail so i can answer with a proper address that i am not posting here

>>26293415
I emailed you bb

>>26293592
You send me an email to the address I emailed you from

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>>26293587
Holy SHIT!

PLS B REAL

>>26293615
tfw this shitty throwaway service displays a name but no return address, sorry i shouldve said something about that

>>26293592
>>26293615
good luck less shy anon

>>26293225
You're pretty much the autistic equivalent of the garden variety nigger by this point. How can you expect to get a girlfriend if you have such a hostile attitude towards people who you percieve to be "normal"?

The majority of females are either "normalscum" or can at least socialize with the "normalscum" really well and can find a partner. You're just removing yourself from the competition at this point, leaving space for some "chad", since women tend to aim for the best partner in terms of social ranking and physique.

>>26293246
Don't forget that "Chad" has been working his entire life to get to where he's currently at. He got this advice on day one and he followed it, you're just joining the game late for whatever reason.

>>26293647
only slightly less ;-; sorry senpai desu

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>>26293587
This cannot be real anon

>>26293587
Kind of creepy, but cute at the same time. I would have freaked out too until you explained it to me...Not sure how she or other girls would react though.

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>>26293587
What the actual fuck??? Did you really do this?? Did you honestly believe that was a good idea?

>>26293664
you're gonna make it bro ;_;7

>>26293663
>implying anyone who uses the term normalscum is serious
you seem a little buttblasted though normie, want some hemorrhoid cream?

>>26293587
I would've thought it was cute if there was a card there explaining

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>>26293587
I really hope you're just being a memester right now

>>26293672
>>26293697
Shoo shoo roast beef
This is a girl/gf free board

>>26293615
HOLY FUCK I HAVE TO BE RETARDED
tfw made a new gmail for this and copied your address before closing that page. i then copied a random letter string and put that as the address. just fuckin email the gmail now im so done [email protected] L Bo something, as proof i am me

>>26293801
you are losing your spaghetti hard m8

>>26293856
DONT I KNOW IT SON

Not sure what to get my gf. She said she would rather stay in and have a movie night than go out somewhere, I'm okay with that desu

>>26293871
are you sure you can handle an e-gf?

>>26293879
>Not sure what to get my gf
A gun to shoot yourself with so you never browse my board again normie

>>26293890
i hope so, desu that was my semi panic response

>>26293906
do it for the rest of us robutts anon

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>>26293135
It's nice to be honest if you know him some time, but make it more about him, the you is only on cup from the I.

Take the picture as a extreme how to not do it.

>>26293971
Fucking kill yourself normie
Take your 9fag memes with you

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>>26290640
I'm just going to ask a couple of friends who are girls if they want to go somewhere. I'm not going to make it datey. I just want to be with someone this year. Alone in my room is never a fun way to spend it.

>>26290640
jesus opsks

>>26293902
Why would I shoot myself when I get sex on the reg?

>>26293971
i could barely read her cursive.

embarassing

>>26290640
>Do you guys have a valentine this year?
Yes, for the first time in my life.
>Mommy gf
But it's a long distance relationship, so I won't get to do anything with her. Feels still sad man.

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>all the contactfagging in this thread

Jesus Christ, kill yourselves my friends

>>26290640

In all likelihood yeah.


Been in a sort of open relationship for a few years-- we both see other people from time to time but keep coming back to each-other.

>>26290640
Of course not, where do you think you are?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gin-l4LDdXQ

>>26290640 (OP)
i found a girl on tinder that will go out with me on valentines day
wish me luck