Do you guys have a valentine this year?
If not, who do you plan on asking?
>my beta orbiters
Kill yourself, you fucking bitch.
None of them I know in person, so I don't let any of them take me out on dates. The most I do is play video games with them.
Average to be quite honest. You could orbit someone better.
The last time I texted a girl was 8 months ago from a date that I still relive in my head when I get too depressed
Holidays are more of an annoyance since I can't go outside and buy food on those days
When I was 11 a rumour went around my school that I had a crush on this girl in the above year
She was crying that day at lunch, and one of her friends angrily told me never to speak to her (I didnt actually know the girl and was completely friendless so I dont know how the rumour started)
Thats the effect I have on other people, without even going near them
>balloons like it's some fucking birthday party
>that ridiculous bouquet
Do girls actually expect that bullshit? Man, I pity the guys who do that. It's better to be alone than be with a bitch who thinks she's a princess.
>be 6th grade
>had really fucked up teeth before braces
>word gets around this girl likes me
>her friend comes up to me during class
>points to the girl when shes not looking
>say no im fine
>she cries the rest of the day
>4 years later we are in high school
>one of the best looking girls in school
>with a football player at the time
>I knew my life was doomed at that point
No I don't.
I'll be giving a small heart to the girl who was with me the last few months in helping me with my grandfather's passing and my breakup.
She deserves it, not some random slag who might let you fingerbang her if you take her out for a 500 dollar dinner
I didn't go to highschool and went straight to college right away so I never had the chance to socialize or make a connection with anyone my age
Then I moved to another state while my family moved back to russia so my circle went from small to fucking nothing
so yea, having one date was a pretty big deal to me
>meet 7/10 on okcupid
>decide to meet up at an arcade
>play dance dance revoultion against her
>Decide to walk around mid town manhatten
>Engage in conversation and ask about all the things she likes
>Take her to a museum that we passed
>says she always wanted to go but never had the chance
>I make fun of the art because modern art is bullshit, she giggles along with me
>Kisses me in the stairwell
>first real kiss
>We make fun of a performance art piece
>Head out to a fancy restaurant
>Head to a puzzle room I booked
>We both sucked at puzzles but still had a fun time
>Later we kiss as we part and make sure to text each other
Overall the entire date cost me something like 150 dollars but it was super worth it
>try to text her a couple of days later
>She starts talking about some shit she saw on tumblr
>Starts talking about feminist views
>Go full /pol/ on her
>Mfw she hates me
>mfw she stops texting me
I live in a big city so there are constantly too many people, and having to walk through the crowds on those major holidays kills me inside
>so beta you get rejected from being an orbiter
the love of my life has left my country. Thinking of flying over and proposing
>She's too shy for Fernando
>She loves me
>Not realizing these types of chicks are the first to fall for his charm
Never underestimate the romantic fantasies of a shy, nerdy or religious girl.
I fucked up. The girl I considered asking, well I got drunk about two weeks ago and asked her out. Turns out she's leaving to work in another country in a few weeks. And maybe that isn't even true and she just turned me down because I messaged her on facebook while drunk as shit.
Serves me right.
aaaand, she's gay.
>inb4 tits or gtfo
I'm gonna ask my best friend.
He's really cute and he's bisexual so I have a chance. I don't really care if he ditches me, so being bi is fine I guess.
I think I'll be rejected though, I'm really ugly and poor.
Yeah well, women dont initiate, Fernando does, tard.
>shy women meme
>ther state while my family moved back to russia so my circle went from small to fucking nothing
If it makes you feel any better anon it would not have worked out if you agreed with her like a bitch because chicks hate that shit and they figure it out sooner than later.
I took r9k's advice (uh oh) and scared away all my beta orbiters so it's gonna be a lonely Valentines. Meh.
it was something really dumb
And then I dug myself even lower
>"oh no this weird creepy guy was looking at me :(((("
>My autistic rational - Well then that would mean he genuinely enjoys you, that's like a compliment, I would kill if a guy would look at me like that
>"Wow, that's fucked up!"
>"If he Raped me would that be a compliment too!?"
And I just kept digging myself further and further
Just fucking kill me
Don't worry about not having a Valentine anons, it isn't worth it for a day. Just ignore it and move on with your lives because when you have a gf you'll be dreading Valentine's Day and all the obligations that it brings. Trust me bros!
>get asked at "work" if I have a valentines by manager
>tell her no
>"oh really? well don't worry hon I'll be your valentine ha ha"
She's the kind of sassy flirty older lady type that jokes around a ton and tries to include everyone. It was very clearly a joke senpaitachi.
Plus she's like ten plus years older than me and probably a little over twice my weight.
Single moms that go partying frequently don't really interest me my man.
Daily reminder that you're all doing Valentine's day wrong
For the first time in my life, I have a valentine.
I was going to buy them a game they've wanted on Steam and draw a valentine card since I'm pretty okay at drawing. I wanted to make one of those corny as hell cards with a pun or joke, but when I wrote "You're..." and was going to think of something, all I came up with was my feels
"You're very special to me and have changed my life more than you know just by being you. I adore you and hope I'll be able to make you even half as happy as you've made me." Is this completely awful? I'd be giving it to a man. Should I just try thinking of something lighthearted and silly instead?
All the advice that you robo-fags will need...
> Treating women correctly
> Avoid the "friendzone"
> Weight loss
> Motivate yourselves
Hope this helps, and good luck.
this is why blacks have more swag and confidence etc
even normal, nice guy blacks have these thoughts running thru their head, and will say these kind of things to wome , make them all like "omg lol he knows my secret and he isnt afraid to be rude tee hee"
while guys of other races will maintain the thought that a normal girl is pure and actually ISNT talking to 10 guys at the same time. being a robot is the first step, but the 2nd step is togo out into the world and say it to their faces.
Valentine's Day is a filthy anglo holiday.
May Day is the local "I'm staying home so I'm spared from all the tonguefucking couples day"
>Last Valentines day
>Hadn't given up on getting a girlfriend within the next 50 years
>Fat girl in my class spoke to me a few times
>I was naturally orbiting her
>Thought she liked me
>Wanted to do something romantic
>Went to the University library at 4am
>Spend 1 hour printing hundreds of pictures of her cheeks that I got from facebook
>Went home and put them in a flower pot
>Idea was that she has rosy cheeks, so I was giving her roses, a funny take on Valentine tradition
>left the pot on her doorstep
>she didn't know I knew her address so it would be a really romantic surprise
>go to class the next day
>she is sitting talking to her friends
>looks really stressed
>overhear her say 'someone left a bunch of pictures of my face in a muddy pot'
>she looks concerned for her safety
>decide not to say anything
I just don't get romance I guess.
You're pretty much the autistic equivalent of the garden variety nigger by this point. How can you expect to get a girlfriend if you have such a hostile attitude towards people who you percieve to be "normal"?
The majority of females are either "normalscum" or can at least socialize with the "normalscum" really well and can find a partner. You're just removing yourself from the competition at this point, leaving space for some "chad", since women tend to aim for the best partner in terms of social ranking and physique.
Don't forget that "Chad" has been working his entire life to get to where he's currently at. He got this advice on day one and he followed it, you're just joining the game late for whatever reason.
What the actual fuck??? Did you really do this?? Did you honestly believe that was a good idea?
I really hope you're just being a memester right now
HOLY FUCK I HAVE TO BE RETARDED
tfw made a new gmail for this and copied your address before closing that page. i then copied a random letter string and put that as the address. just fuckin email the gmail now im so done email@example.com L Bo something, as proof i am me
It's nice to be honest if you know him some time, but make it more about him, the you is only on cup from the I.
Take the picture as a extreme how to not do it.
I'm just going to ask a couple of friends who are girls if they want to go somewhere. I'm not going to make it datey. I just want to be with someone this year. Alone in my room is never a fun way to spend it.
>Do you guys have a valentine this year?
Yes, for the first time in my life.
But it's a long distance relationship, so I won't get to do anything with her. Feels still sad man.
>all the contactfagging in this thread
Jesus Christ, kill yourselves my friends