How are you doing, my humans?

Die in Hell

>>26290160
>my

Okay shitlord, I'm not """yours""". No one is. I'm not yours because I'm a woman. I'm not yours because I'm black. Slavery is over for our kind, get over it.

>>26290160
> y'all

Why are they so intent on appropriating southern culture?

>>26290160
tfw no datemate

I'll just call everyone and all groups retard in all contexts. Bam.

>>26290160
you can't prove that im not a robot that has purchased a captcha, or working off an advanced captcha solving AI, so please don't assume anything.
call me a poster, sure, i am after making posts on this here 4chan, but for all you know i could just be a bot that sends images of captcha's to a team of specailists (humans) who work 24/7 to solve captchas.

As a programmer, I say leave binary be.

>>26290312
>he thought this was clever enough to post

>>26290160
I asked you to be my babefriend but you ignored me!!

>>26290160

Hi mom and dad, meet my person!

Or:
Faggots, faggots, faggots and faggots

YOU FUCKING SHITLORD HOW CAN YOU IMPLY I AM HUMAN YOU FUCKING OTHER-KIN PHOBIC SHIT.

>>26290160
Hell yeah, OP! Break the binary! You da person!

>>26290160
Idk why you get all the hate anon, but not much on my friends couch. He hasn't waken up yet so I'm just chilling until the day starts, you?

>>26290160
Why should I break the binary? It tells me to break the binary four times but never gives me a reason. Shitty propaganda really.

Don't say these words robots. Dont let them control your words. To control someone's words is to control their thoughts---we all think in language.

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>that feel when no babefriend

>>26290160
This bullshit must be exclusive to English since we don't really have masculine and feminine words like ALL OTHER European languages.

>>26290160
all good my distinguished babefriend senpai person :^)

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Mad alcohol withdraws.
Next two days gonna be freaky.

>>26292274
Have fun, I hope the seizures kill you

>>26290230
Hahah this is perfect anon get a look at this folks

>yes, officer. I saw the person who raped me. The individual was a 5'8 human person.

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>>26290160
>could you describe the person who attacked you?
>yes, it was person
>but what did they look like?
>STOP TRYING TO LABEL PEOPLE YOU CISGENDERED SHITLORD

>>26290160
Pretty good my evolutionary apex companion.

How are you faring, individual?

>>26292274
T A P E R
A
P
E
R

This is why I don't fuck with liquor anymore
Not worth the shakes

>>26290160
>Tfw no babefriend

>>26295240
>Was it a man or a woman
>HOW COULD I KNOW THEIR PREFERRED PRONOUNS!?

>>26290160
Thank god Zika-Chan is gonna wipe out the human race.

Just use "anon/anons" for pronouns.