BTFO! all you, virgin robots!

>>26289168
Luckily I am an ascended virgin that has never asked a single female out, ever.

>>26289228
B-b-but you'll never be able to upgrade unless a fembot dates you.

>>26289265
Why would I care? I hate the whole humanity, including self.

>>26289394
Who cares about humanity. We're robots, it's all about robotics, dude.

>>26289424
So you saying one can't be a "true robot" if they don't date a woman?

>>26289444
It's one upgrade among many.

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I don't see how how was "BTFO", he clearly had no interest in her and just wanted to play vidya.

Why are people jumping to assumptions just to feel superior?

>>26289479
>he clearly had no interest in her
Well, he did agree with going on a date, and it seems that they were talking on Skype.
He appears to have some interest in this whole event, but too autistic to do anything interactive like saying "no" on the date, or show some interest in the conversations.

>>26289552
Those are just assumptions. If you want to be a retard perhaps he just wanted a friend? Or didn't want to be rude?

We don't know what was going through his mind.

>>26289573
Okay, agreed, we can only speak for ourselves.
But would you have done the same? if not, what would be different?

>>26289573
yeah, right. we know what was going through his mind. he wanted to finally lose his v-card, but was too much of an autist to seal the deal.

fembot? the term is roastie.

>>26289621
But the robot in the link is roasted!

>>26289602
I would probably have done the same but at least initiated in small talk and kept the conversation going.

>be me
>6/10 25 robot
>meet some girl on steam
>she ask me on a date and I accept it because I'm dumb
>she asks me out and thinks I'm the one that should pick her up. why stupid bitch?
>she asks me out and thinks I should know where to go beforehand. why stupid bitch?
>she has horrible shit taste and just ask questions related to her shitty interest. I've lost every interest I had in the stupid shallow bitch
>dont want to talk anymore with her
>get home and feels good again at home while playing vidya. blocks the shit out of this cunt

>>26289661
I this goes for all of us. But does this mean the fembot is correct or incorrect.

>>26289673
>>6/10 25 robot
Non-existent.

>>26289168
>OP
>Choking down dicks, the usual
>links to an image on an imageboard like a faggot

>linking funnyjunk

you're having a laff right? I honestly can't tell anymore

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>>26289772
>>26289777
Sure, whqtever you say.

Bump, but not any originary bump. A bump which will prevent me from a 2 sec mute from the ****** rules.

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Fembots are they lowest of the low.

Who would ever want that kind of garbage?

>>26290745
Non-fembots.

>>26289168

>Roastie starts browsing /r9k/
>Shitting up the board
>Some Brobot starts leading her on,
>Makes her driver 2 fucking hours for this date
>Just wastes her entire evening
>She goes home with very rustled jimmies (after another 2 hour drive)

Give this man a medal.

>>26290745
That girl on the left is so beautiful. The other one doesn't even compare.

>>26289168
Notice how the first thing she mentions first and foremost is his height.

This girl would have cucked him at the first sight of a Chad

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/449t1e/me_21_m_with_my_exgf_21_f_of_45_years_she_broke/

>>26289168
>bitching at a loser for being a loser
She knew he was a loser though, why would she date him?

>>26289168
You know you're ugly as fuck/have issue when you go on a date with a robot.

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>>26289168
see robots what he did wrong was be sober
we are all autists here and we have a social defense mechanism set up around us.
look at how she asked him questions and all he gave was short answers that gave no information.
in his childhood he was probably bullied for his interests. lets use music for an example, the stacies and chads found out anon doesn't listen to the hip top 40 music and start to make fun of for it, as a result whenever an anon gets asked what music do you like he will give a vague answer like "well you know pretty much anything really"

but with drugs and alcohol you will loosen up and lower defense mechanisms. and if you offer your date some substances she too will be more open and will judge you less.
this is the normies secret, why do you think they have beer at all their parties, for the shitty taste?

>>26291289
That guy is a huge simp.

I JUST came here after seeing that post.
I've never actually been to r9k bedore.
I'm a regular on FJ, so I have no reason to come here.

I'm just over here like, TF you expect???

>>26291426
He is, but it's incredible to know that a girl can throw a 4.5 relashionship because a guy who isn't interested to her makes her wet.

>>26291464
Leave before it's too late or you will be trapped forever here.

>>26291464
Then you'll know that Kim Jong-un needs more visitors.

>>26291289
Oh god. I'm 5'8". I don't have any of op's bad traits but that one but since that's the one stat to rule them all I'm still fucked.

>>26291464
get the fuck out normie

no seroiusly leave while you still can
first you come here to laugh at the robots green texts
then you notice that you have somethings in common
then you notice you have a lot of things in common
then before you know it you'll be talking about how all stacies need to die during the beta uprising

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>>26291171
This is the guy you idiots blindly follow.
This is him doing it for free.

>>26291568
5"8 is fine a little short, but not a manlet (a real manlet, not the meme one) It's just that girls are huge hypocrites, she wants to tell us that she dumped him because he is an autist, bus subconciously, she told us she value height and look despite being a mere 5/10

Work for yourself, not for girls, the rest will follow.

>>26291589
I arrived in December 2015 and so much this.

I hate women now.

>>26291532
HAHAHA. I'm still not convinced he's just suckering fools out of their money by lying his ass off. And if he can't pull of a site where he doesn't have to make any actual content, that's tough cookies.

>>26291491
Yeah it's like she treats the expected value of the bf below that of Chad. A 5% shot with Chad is worth more to her that 100% with the bf.

>>26291589
I wholeheartedly appreciate your earnest expression.

>>26291629
If this is true, then more lurkers won't do anything. We'll have to wait and see.

>>26291464
(Me)
I'm not maligning you guys, or making fun, or trying to belittle you.

This place is fucking hilarious.
I don't want to say I agree with a lot of it. But some of the less [robotic] stuff is OK.

>>26289168
how the fuck are other websites gonna post 4chan posts that are obviously from 4chan?

It's like the rest of the internet is broadcasting their lack of originality to themselves.

>>26289168
THE OP IN THAT THREAD EVEN SAID HE WAS A GUY AND IT WAS A FAKE STORY!

fuck this shit

>>26289168
but there's no such thing as fembots

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>>26291604
no, THIS is the man we blindly follow

R.I.P Elliot

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I wonder what she expected

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>agrees to go on date with robot
>get's upset because of qualities that made him a robot in the first place

the one gf i had growing up was shy and quiet af. that's why liked her. because she didn't blab on and on about trivial bullshit like everyone else. it would have been retarded for me to try to change her when i knew from the get go how she was. this is further proof that women are just interested in changing their partners to better suit their need. because their manipulative cunts. even self proclaimed "fembots".

>>26291289
This, he may have been an autist but she was a disgusting Stacy whore for sure. If you are not a shallow bitch, you just don't metion the height, retarded whore.

I love how the first thing she points out was
>5'7
Guy didn't have a chance

women should be sent to camps and gassed.

>>26289168
>lol ill date a robot bcuz i luv nerdy introverted guys XDXDXDXD
>ew gross this guy is a robot wtf ew gross
why are women so abhorrently stupid?

>>26289168
All this lunk tells me is that even disgusting fembots who are so unwanted they have to ask out robots see themselves as special snowflakes ro be won over and put on a pedestal

>>26289168
I do partially agree with the roastie
NEETs have no right to a girlfriend.
You don't really have a right to exist.
Just die.

>that comment section
It's like an edgier and uglier reddit

>>26289168
That man probably wanted 2D and not 3DPD.

I mean I'll be honest though, this is exactly why I don't approach girls or look for a relationship. I know I'd just be a disappointment and a waste of time, she'd easily do better than, and deserves better than me. So why waste our times to begin with?

>>26291464
Last thing we need is some funny junk memeteens.
Go make fun of gearboy or something

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>>26290745
why do niggers like ass so much?
pic related is true qt

>>26296560
>complains about others being edgy
>is themselves edgy
a hypocrite is lower than a neet

>>26289168
>5/10

maybe he realized he wasn't interested in person

>>26291289
you just know he's gonna take her back after she's sucked that guys dick a few times

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>>26289168
Why is that so upvoted there?
It doesn't seem like the guy did anything wrong, but she disrespects him anyways.
And those are just horrible double standards.
No guy would call a girl a loser if she didn't have
a car, was poor, or had difficulty carrying a convo.
This just shows that most females are deluded entitled bitches.