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>be lonely robot with big dick
>go to brothel so i can feel something
>dick too big, she wont do anal
>can't go balls deep
>accidentally split her, blood everywhere
>she's in pain, we have to stop
>i get half the money back and had to leave as she cried
>didn't even cum
just fuck my entire life up
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That's pretty hot phaminto
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>>26287229
>thats pretty hot
Well i hope you get off more to this than i did

I just want to like not be in my body right now, quite embarrassing
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pics with timestamp of cock
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>>26287408
hold on, i gotta get the thing up
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>>26287408
this, I call bullshit
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>>26287408
would appreciate
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>>26287417
takes forever Jesus
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stupid op too pussy to take picture for strangers on the internet
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>>26287463
>>26287408
Best I can do

Here is first pic, a half chub cause I keep losing erection
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>>26287774
C-cali?
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>>26287774
... here a full one
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>>26287774
jesus christ

can you post a pic of it against your stomach so we can see the actual length?

like, dick towards belly button
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>>26287839
Another one from another angle bare in mind I am a pencil dick but it's the length that did the damage
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>>26287839
lol you expect me to believe a whore can't take that GET LOST
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>>26287867
Forgot pic mot original comment
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>>26287898
twink femboy here. I would take that all day and night OP. my ass is yours.
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>>26287895
Mate post your dick
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>>26287825
i'm in cali with a big'un, what's up?
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Last one and goodbye
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Go into porn OP. they will pick you sluts that can take on you. As far as Im aware white bois with big dicks are in demand
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>>26287932
Central? And are you a lonely robot? I'm fairly qt, also lonely robot
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>>26287961
lets rub our dicks together OP
i promise ill shave for you
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>>26287984
not him but I'm from the bay area, are you a fag or female slut?
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>>26287986
7"?

kinda looks like mine from behind as well which mine roughly goes 6'8" - 7'2" depends on how cold the room is/ how horny i am and how much blood flow is going through the dick
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>>26288003
>fembot
Well meme'd friend
>fag
Somewhat
>lonely and want somebody to hold me
Very
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>>26287971
This.

They'll market this as "WHITE VIRGIN NERD HAS HUGE COCK"

I don't think it would matter if they called you a virgin. You got a big dick and you fucked that pornstar. That's more than a lot of men can say.
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>>26288036
yeah, basically spot on 7 inches
is it actually difficult to have sex at this length? im a total permavirgin so i've got no idea but i always thought you had to be way larger before you started running into problems
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>>26287986
Agreed. I think we should.
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>>26287839
>that being big dick
lmao it looks like your index finger and thumb could wrap around it twice
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>>26288096
Yes it does affect the sex

Basically, if you want better sex, you have to go for a girl with more meat on her, she will be more willing and able to take more of it

Girls without fat or smaller body types will find it hard to take it, some can... but most dont

forget about anal

Sometimes it can affect the sex, I have accidentally hurt girls before, which isn't really a good thing and they get all moody if it does

Also sometimes you have to really concentrate on how far you go in.. this can make it harder to cum because most of your focus is going towards not hurting the chick your screwing

GOOD THING
you will never get a bad look when it comes to revealing the dick, half of them look excited, i ain't just talking about whores too but most girls will, if you get a gf, she will brag about it to her friends

remember don't brag about it, because people will think your either lying or bragging and its not a good look
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>>26288295
post your dick faggot

timestamp it too
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>>26288295
maybe his hand and fingers are long too?

porn has warped ur head.
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>>26288096
one last thing before i have to gtfo

most guys lie about having a big dick, you can catch them out if they brag about getting heaps of anal with an 8"+ cock...
its funny how self conscious most guys are
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>>26288128
but that dick belongs to this one foreskin restoration guy, are you sure he agrees to this?
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>>26288314
>>26288383
thanks for the advice anon
im patiently excited to get a gf
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>>26288372
Hand fingers is best way to tell how big a guy is if there is no object to compare. In porn its actually how you can tell most porn stars arnt as big as they look. Watch when a girl holds it and when he holds it, big difference. Unless duds 6'10 basketball player its skinny as fuck.
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>>26288383
Most guys lie about having big dick even when they post a picture. Its like they think you are blind or think camera angles and aspect ratios are not a thing.
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>>26287984
>>26288040
san fernando valley, so socal.
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