>tfw even with an entirely fake resume, and fake references that just go to prepaid phones I bought, nobody will hire me
>tfw they dont even bother to call my fake phones they just trash my resume because I dont have any connections to hook me up
Post your resume.
Also are you applying to these jobs online? Since they typically get way more applications, you have to apply to way more jobs in order to compensate for the low likelihood they'll even look at yours.
>I get hired with my fake resume all the time, I know how to BS.
>all the time
Obviously not if you are constantly looking for new jobs
Dont fucking lie on a resume, at least be honest with your local job creators, you owe it to them
Spot the underage/NEET.
Always send out resumes anon. You never know if there'll be a better position somewhere else. I've been starting my new job and am going in for an interview with another one later the week.
>working a shitty line cook job for 11$ an hour
>constantly sending out dat dere fake resume so I dont have to tell my boss Im looking for another job
>get a comfy retail inventory job that pays a little bit more
>hire me, tell me I'll start in a month
>dont tell my current emplyer
>One busy Friday night my boss is being a right cunt
>Just walk out and dont look back
>wake up the next morning to a dozen angry messages cursing me out
>start my new job soon after
Best feeling in the world
The outsourced resume tracking system they use probably flags your resume as fake before a human sees it.
Send in this form, read the report they are using to judge your resume, and make sure you don't conflict with what is in the database.
>work your way up until YOU are the boss.
Being the boss in a restaurant is like being the king of a pile of turds. You have literally twice as much work but you only make like 3 dollars an hour more than the dishwasher.
>cook at chicken restaurant $8/hr
>always early to work
>always come in when they ask me to
>help people clean up front when I finish early
>only scheduled to work 2 hours on some days to assist the main cook
>they leave me to do everything myself while they're still on the clock
>can't sleep one night
>alarm doesn't go off and I wake up late
>lazy faggots keep being lazy faggots every shift
>bust your ass every day but you're lazy for one shift
>manager reprimands you and tells you he is disappointed