Thats it robots. I guess all you gotta do is be smart and you'll

>>26286685
All these sexualities are just memes. Women are whatever the word is for moneysexual.

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>>26286685
That's it robots. I guess all you gotta do is have a hot bod (and money in the bank) and you'll get laid left and right

an old friend of mine told me the other day that she was "demisexual"
i looked it up and apparently it means she's not attracted to people unless she gets to know them and forms an emotional bond?
i can't deal with this shit anymore, guys. i'm fucking done

>>26286685
This is basically how fedora wearers describe their sexuality

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What's your special snowflake sexuality /r9k/?

>>26286814
Demisexual is basically a normal person trying to sound special. I thought I was that a while back but figured out how incredibly idiotic it actually is.

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>>26286908
This photo doesn't have my sexuality. I feel offended. I sexually identify as a metrenome and only BPM of 170+ turn me on. Don't oppress me.

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>>26286908
>still no autismogendered pedosexual niggerkin option
I wish I weren't so oppressed.

>>26286908
>Anist
My sexual oppression is I like fucking butts. If my gf doesn't let me stick in pooper I am oppressed.

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>>26287004
>170+
>implying any BPM past 140 is anything but untermensch
kill yourself my man

>>26286685
Heterosexual. Homosexual. Bisexual. Nonsexual? (I don't know, "asexual" sounds stupid.) That's all there should be. Everything else is memes.

Seriously, this needs to fucking stop. This is almost as dumb of a word as "heteroflexible"

>>26289171
asexual isn't real either.