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>Claims to be a robot.
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>Claims to be a robot.
>Has friends
>Has a gf
>Is female
>Has both parents who are proud of him
>Has a job
>Isn't a virgin
Please make sense out of this for me.
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>>26285846
What if a girl:

>has psychological issues
>has virginity
>no friends
>parents want to kick her out
>no potential for a future
>asocial
>contemplating suicide
>ugly

How is this not the makings of a robot? someone make sense out of this one for me.
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>>26285846
>Claims to be a robot.
>is a human
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>>26285846

Sorry OP, you're just a minority, even amongst us losers.

Most of us at least have SOMETHING because we're not completely worthless.

The only reason you even think you're in good company here is because of a few loud shitposters who are so mentally ill that they do this for 24/7.
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>>26285891
because Ill be your bf

bam, now you're not a robot
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>>26285891
Because a girl can sleep her way towards a future even if she is ugly, she just needs to get a good body.
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>>26285891
>girl
>asocial

A genuinely asocial girl doesn't exist. I guess all the others are possible but some are rare.
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>>26285931
If you're asocial, ugly and have psychological issues I assure you that is not true.

>>26285930
will you really be my bf though? I've been rejected by every guy I've ever known. Do you live in Vancouver?

>>26285971
what do you mean by this? of course asocial girls exist. I don't know how I could get any more asocial. Maybe you meant anti social?
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nobody who's been on this board since 2008 would claim to be a robot.

Nobody who's even been on 4chan since 2008 would associate themselves with r9k circa 2013-present. This board has been garbage for years.

At one point in time there was such thing as "robots" and r9k was a closeknit community where you could discuss a variety of topics without faggots crowding it off the front page to post more "dank memes" and inane blogposts. That r9k is no more and has been for quite a while.
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>>26285988
yes I'll be your bf but in live in new england so oh well
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>>26286033
And I'd be your gf, but you live in New England. Does that make you a normie now?
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Only the friends and having a job apply to me. Can I still be a robot?
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>>26285891
>has psychological issues
And?
>has virginity
By choice.
>no friends
By choice. Ever heard of beta oribters?
>parents want to kick her out
That's a man you can easily get is for.
>no potential for a future
Get a man and have him take care of you. All you have to do is keep your looks in check and not get fat.
>asocial
And?
>contemplating suicide
And?
>ugly
Some desperate motherfucker will make due.
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>>26286045
yes it does, I guess I have to leave the board now

why do women ruin everything good
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>>26285891
never heard of a daughter getting kicked out. Always seems to be the opposite.
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>>26286029
And nothing of value was lost.
seventeen eight
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>>26285846
if there is a label some group of normies will want to latch onto it. Hell there are probably people who want to indentify with pedos because they fuck old ladies and they think that is just as bad as fucking children. Solidarity is a hell of a drug.
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>>26285927
Why don't you go bang your gf, normalfag.
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>>26286063
I mean, you say this but I've been living this life for 23 years and no one has ever been interested in dating me or orbiting me.

I've actually asked a couple men out but I didn't really know them well and they said no. How do I get close to anyone when I'm so socially retarded I can barely make conversation?

If a guy showed up tomorrow and asked me to date him, I'd say yes.

>>26286075
My parents are intensely hard working immigrants. They're very disappointed that I haven't found a husband yet since my little sister has. She's cute and social. I'm an ugly, asocial fuck. I can feel the tension rising, they probably think kicking me out would help me.
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>>26285846
The term "robot" refers to anyone who uses /r9k/ in the context of chan culture
and /r9k/ is for everybody

;^)
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>>26285846


>tfw 1 online friend

I can't be a robot now. I'm basically a normie
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>>26286147
ninteeen octagon plant berserker
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>>26286118
I don't even know what you look like to completely agree with you.
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>>26286029
>it's a "/r9k/ isn't the same anymore!" poster
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>>26286056
No, the only real robot in this board is me. The rest of you are all normie scum and need to vacate
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>>26286118
What's your ethnic backround?
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I'm one of the most robotest robots out there. I'm just a little stupid compared to the others
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>>26285846
>>26285925
>>26286565
>Claims to be robot
>posts Pepe
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>>26285988
OP I live in Vancouver
I'm not a boy though
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