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>that kid in computer class who changed his desktop background to a lamborghini
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> that kid who needed a class to learn about computers
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>That kid who played video games in the back of the class every class
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>that kid who kept talking back to the teacher and tried to be funny
Like seriously. Just shut the fuck up already dude.
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>that kid who always wore a dirty old peacoat and speed walked down the hallways
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>>26284311
> That kid who wore an avenged sevenfold hoodie and jeanshorts for an entire semester.
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>>26284311
>That kid who sat alone trying to avoid eye contact
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>That kid who would always walk around by himself at break times and try to look busy


was me
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>that kid that sucked you off in the stale and you never looked at him in the eyes again and he shortly killed himself after he told a friend who told everyone and his parents found out and called him a faggot
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>that kid who got suspended for looking up porn in the library
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>>26284311
>That kid who lied all the time about shit that was just blatantly pointless to lie about
A kid once told me it's possible to eat a metal chain and then piss out the same, unchanged metal chain.When I told him that doesn't work because urination is liquid filtered from the digestive system lining and not a direct, single tube that shit can get lost in he got really pissed and said "you're just like my dad."
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>That kid who drew Sonic and Megaman pictures and showed them to people around school.
>That kid who hit his head on a curb while skateboarding and fucking died
>That kid who i saw getting a sofa smashed on top of him.
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> that kid who would always fart when a teacher asked for a moment's silence
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>>26284486
>that kid who got suspended for selling his dads old porn magazines
>in the middleshool bathroom

was me
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>>26284311
>that kid who was so fat his face was puffy and made it look like he was always squinting

>that kid who put a gallon of ranch dressing on all of his food at the cafeteria no matter what it was

>that kid who couldn't afford his own vidya but assured you that if he came over he could show you pretty much all the easter eggs and cheatz
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>>26284574
>that kid who left porn magazines in public spaces then waited to watch who picked them up and their reaction
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>that kid that would eat lunch in the bathroom stales..
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>That kid who used to wipe his desk with hand sanitizer every day and became a mass shooter
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>>26284424
>That kid that came to class, sat down on his seat, never left his seat and cried in the bathroom.

totally not me
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>that kid who shat himself in the pool during swimming lessons
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>>26284311
>that deaf kid who masturbated in science class and thought he was being silent but wasn't
>That kid who had a tulpa of Mew and once told her to kill some bullies in class
>That downy kid who threw poo at the teacher, missed and hit the whiteboard creating a massive splatter
>That kid who would shout "ENEMY SPOTTED! GRENADE OUT!" before chucking an apple across the cafeteria
>That teacher who wrote 'LOSER' on some kids forehead and got fired
>That edgy atheist kid who accidently emailed the teacher his collection of dragon porn
>That kid who tried to make a throwing star out of a cd in art class and accidently snipped off the tip of his finger
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>that kid who never could find a partner or group
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>>26284726
>That kid who would shout "ENEMY SPOTTED! GRENADE OUT!" before chucking an apple across the cafeteria
That was me.
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>>26284376
That was me.
I was always late to class.
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>that guy in college that uses lab time to play his shitty jrpgs

fucking cringe tbqhwu
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> that kid that ran around school hunched over, with his area behind his back (think Naruto or Sonic)

> that kid that found a way to save porn on his computer (actually was sitting next to this kid after school as he pasted hentai into word)

>that kid that misspelled stall
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>>26284982
> that kid that ran around school hunched over, with his area behind his back (think Naruto or Sonic)

We had a lot of these. Always year sevens with huge fucking backpacks.

>mfw one of them trips over in front of the whole lunch line, skids about ten feet and screams incoherent insults as he runs away crying
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>>26284376
that was like my friend
he stopped eventually
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>that kid who would get the same thing everyday, a sub with literally every option on it, all piled onto a wheat sub

His fucking sandwich looked like a garden, half of the shit would fall out onto the plate, and he wouldn't eat it or throw it away until the end of the lunch period. He kept finding us and sitting with us and we moved tables several times.

I normally hate outcasting, but Christ, that sub smelled awful and he always sat right next to me.
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>that kid who would cry over the smallest things and run out into the halls

THAT WAS ME!
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>that kid who brought a brick to school and showed it to everyone throughout the day and told everyone he was going to use it to bash his bully's skull
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>>26284399
>That kid who wore an avenged sevenfold hoodie
That guy... He was a pain in the neck sometimes
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>that kid who slept all of class and never did homework and still passed
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>>26284982
>that kid that misspelled stall
Hah, got eeim
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>>26285132
>that sub smelled awful and he always sat right next to me
I feel like i'm going blind with kek
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>>26284362
Why?
Jealous?
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>>26284574
At least you have an entrepreneurial spirit.

/biz/ is that way --->
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>>26284486

this was literally me

fuck you Tommy, you set me up you piece of shit
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>>26284311
>that kid whose name was "Anon White" that peed his pants in 7th grade and everyone called him "Anon Yellow" from then on
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>that kid who ran down the hall with their back arched at an odd angle and was clearly trying to imitate an anime character
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>>26285254
>that kid who slept all of class and never did homework and still passed
Nothin personell kid.
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>>26284311
>that kid that did that thing
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>>26284524
How the fuck did a sofa smash him? I need a greentext.
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>>26284362

>mfw that was me

bloxbloxcxclocvbloxs
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>26285216
>that kid who brought a brick to school and showed it to everyone saying his pet rock was sick.
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>that kid who brought a tinted glass screen cover for computer class
>mfw the teach fucking dropped it and it smashed on the floor

Robert was such a little dweeb he was like 4'11 in grade 12
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>>26285496
Is that a report card? Why are all the kids' grade available for all to see?
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>>26284522
> "you're just like my dad."

kek
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> that kid who ended up ignoring literally everyone he knee because he was shy

Was me
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>that kid who never cleaned all the paper and books out of his heavy as fuck bag
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>>26285553
Was also me after school finished and college started. Didn't help that I was like the only person going to a different college either.
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>>26285543
My teacher showed me her gradebook back in the day, she wanted me to know I was superior, and that she didn't mind I slept like a fucking rock in her class.

I miss you Ms.Marzalec you understood me.
A little, I hope you won't be bummed by my suicide.
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>That kid who used to imagine performing his favorite song in front of the entire school, resulting in wooing the girl he liked and making everyone think he was a pretty cool guy
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>>26284726
These are priceless, my god
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> that kid who secretly fantasized about his teacher's big, juicy cock

Was OP
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>that kid who never wore jeans
>that kid who would pretend he was busy doing something work related during breaks when really he just had no one to hang out with
>that kid who always came to class early cause he had no one to talk to during intermission time

pic unrelated
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>>26285611
i never wore jeans
they arent comfortable
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>>26285606
n-not true, anon~
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I made a picture in MS Paint that looked like a bunch of colorful scribbling with the text "COMP ENG" over it. Then I set it to the background for all the computers in the computer science room.

The scribbles actually contained lots of dicks and the word "nigger". This remained the background for the entire semester.
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>>26284424
Was me. I eventually ended up just skipping lunch and doing my homework in the library instead, which actually made me extremely comfortable as I now had something to do during lunch. Also, less homework to do at home.
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> that kid who always shouted "YOU JUST GOT PASSED BY THE KING OF HALLS" every time he ran past someone in the hallway
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>>26285496
>the blackest name has the lowest grade
topkek, it's like poetry
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>that one kid who hung around with our group when walking home, pretending/trying to be a part of it
Fuck you, Derek.
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>>26285695
BOTH of the blackest names have the lowest marks.
Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.
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>>26284311
>that kid who wore milsurp all the damn time
that was me, browsed wayyyyy too much k
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>that kid who danced with the moonlit knight
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>>26285722
fuck i had this dude who did this so fucking much
i told him to fuck off and walked away from him one day and he still didnt get the message
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>That kid that ran down the hallway to every next class like sonic making noises and shit while hims arms are behind him like some naruto anime.

His name was Jason, If you here right now, wtf.
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>that kid who asked if you can perform mouth to mouth CPR on a dog in first aid class
fuck you taite, no one liked you
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>>26285611
I always came to class extremely early, I actually had some folks to talk to, but I still enjoyed the feeling of being the first one to get there
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>>26285496
dude how old are you

asdafasdf
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>that kid who wanked in the shared room when everyone was sleeping, and was known as sir fapsalot
>mfw he tried to own it
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>>26284716
I'm so glad my school was too poor for a pool. That's fucking disgusting and awkward as hell having to shower afterwards. How do you shower so quickly? I'm rushing getting dressed as it is, let alone showering
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>>26284311
My desktop is a lamborghini right now but that's just because I'm into cars and the aventador has always fascinated me and I come from a wealthy family and plan on getting it. Pretty faggot background otherwise tho.
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>>26285802
Too oId.
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>>26284311
>that kid who came to school to sleep in the bathroom stall and get free food
Shit was cash wish we had phones and portable chargers back then.
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>>26285841
Do I even want to know the source?
No fap forever is pretty easy but somethings just make you wonder.
You paw at the very nature of what it means to feel aroused.
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>>26284789
fuck you Brandon that was immature and a waste of an apple
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>that kid with major anger issues and bad acne who demanded everyone called him Wolf and wore weird ass gloves with a shitty black trench coat and anime shirts underneath, would speed walk through the halls with a constant scowl, and was eventually caught making a hit list but never faced repercussions because muh autism

pic related, he printed it out and told everyone she was his girlfriend
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>that kid who threw an orange at someone so hard it exploded
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>>26284311
>that one really weird girl who had a crush on you
Skinny, pale girl who wore the same clothes all the time, her hair was always greasy and she was completely obsessed with horses. In class she would always sit with her feet up on her chair, for whatever reason she'd always be smelling her fingers (occasionally after rubbing her crotch in an obvious manner). In one of the classes I shared with her she would, at the end of every class, come back beside where I was sitting and make small talk with a classmate who sat beside me, and masturbate. I'm not sure if she thought she was being stealthy but she would rub her thighs together in a really strange manner for a few minutes and sort of wiggle around (whilst standing) and make these little noises, then she would stop after she finished and stand like a normal person for the rest of the pseudo-conversation. If she wasn't actually masturbating then it's pretty embarrassing on my part because the notion gave me a huge fucking boner every time, but I am like 90% sure she was.

She had a very obvious crush on me since elementary school (for a fairly good reason too, but that's another story) but I never took advantage of that fact because I actually had friends at the time and I did not want to be mocked mercilessly for going out with the weirdest girl in the school. Besides that I actually did find her oddly attractive and have fapped to the mental images of her masturbating and rubbing herself in class. Kind of wish I tried going out with her when I had the chance, because now I'm a 21 year old handholdless virgin university flunkout failure at life with no hope for anything anymore.
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>>26285983
>wanting a scene gf
>printing pictures
This is a new level of faggotry
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>>26285611
>that kid who would pretend he was busy doing something work related during breaks when really he just had no one to hang out with

I'm in my second year of nursing school and its still me.
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>>26286006
you should have smashed that
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>>26284311
>those kids who got so fed up with everything they just shot up the school
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>that kid who didn't shower after gym
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>that one girl who read books all the damn time
God, she was kind cute actually. Small, slender, pale,short hair. I remember this one time she straight up told me all she was reading was yaoi.
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>>26286060
Does anyone here remember columbine?
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>>26285853
It was at the leisure centre, my primary was poor as fuck too. Plus schools having pools is kinda rare over here.
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>that one crazy jew girl who wouldn't stop asking questions and told the class she was molested
Scary part is she was attracted to me, glad I avoided that.
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>that kid who never talked for an entire semester and was practically invisible until he answered a question and the entire class looked shocked and said things like "whoa I thought he was mute!" and "I've never seen him before."

This was me and it was absolute bliss.
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>>26284522
Haha this

We had one who told everyone his uncle was rich and owned a jungle where he would go and hunt tigers and one time he killed a tiger with an axe while he was out hunting with his uncle

Literally why
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>that kid who slept in class even during the last period
>that kid who spent lunch break alone in an obscure corner of the school
>that kid who everyone thought was mysterious and interesting during the first few weeks he was at the school before they realised he was just really shy and autistic and actually had nothing interesting to say
>that kid who tried to make people laugh by joking about being a failure and wanting to kill himself
>that kid who initially planned on doing well, having friends, getting a girlfriend, and living a good life, but gave up eventually and visibly got sadder as time went on
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>that kid who spills water on himself almost every time he takes a drink of water from a wide-mouted container

that's me and that just happened
I tell people I have a drinking problem and that usually makes them laugh so it's fine I guess.
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>that kid who made a bomb threat to make a gril in grade school laugh and got expelled/sent to counseling for a year

She wasn't worth it.
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>>26286182
>That kid who everyone thought was mysterious and interesting during the first few weeks he was at the school before they realised he was just really shy and autistic and actually had nothing interesting to say
>that kid who tried to make people laugh by joking about being a failure and wanting to kill himself
I was that faggot.
Do you know a Jonas by any chance?
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>that who showed off his abnormally large dick when changing before/after PE
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>>26286218
no. the whole post was about myself
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>>26285580
I graduated high school 6 years ago and I still do it
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>>26286065
The kid who DID shower after gym was weird in our school
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>that kid who got caught masturbating in to the sink
>that edgy metal kid with long hair who would sometimes walk the hallways between classes with a boombox
>that fag with the ukulele
>that kid who upon his sisters death went nuts and would always play the harmonica in school
>that tumblrina in shakespeare who had to bring gender into everything
>that kid who would staple his arm
>that kid who sold adderol to the football team
>that kid who put a hidden camera in the girls locker room and got suspended
>that chick who would watch gay porn in algebra
>that kid who would fill up the main part of his lunch tray with apple sauce
>those nigs in 2nd or 3d grade school who used the class computer to look up rap music and videos of cars with hydraulics
>that kid who liked scabs
>those two ugly lesbians
>that boy who wore a skirt one day, had a glittery back pack, wore shoes with soles that where 6 inchs tall, and liked anime
>that girl who always read those cat books (I think they where called warriors?)
>that chick who had the best ass in the school and had a dyel boyfriend
>the manlet spic who was here illegally
>those kids who would repeat the same monty python references over and over and thought it was funny
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>>26284784
iktf. People even made fun of me for it and my teachers would nearly always fucking make the limit of people in groups 2-4, my "friends" didn't like me enough to include me in that.
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>>26285722
>Fuck you, Derek.

What's your problem, fucktard? kid just wanted to have friends. Fucking normie piece of shit get out.
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>>26284311
>That kid stops a school-wide riot by yelling "SIT DOWN NIGGER!" as loud as he could at the black kid who was trying to instigate it

He didn't get suspended or detention, either.
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>>26286182
>>that kid who everyone thought was mysterious and interesting during the first few weeks he was at the school before they realised he was just really shy and autistic and actually had nothing interesting to say

>that kid who initially planned on doing well, having friends, getting a girlfriend, and living a good life, but gave up eventually and visibly got sadder as time went on

tfw both of these were me
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>that kid whose social life was ruined because he ripped a really loud, wet, awful-smelling fart in class

I know you're here, Ryan
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>>26285687
>YOU JUST GOT PASSED BY THE KING OF THE HALLS
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>that kid who knew more about computers than the IT department
>that kid who social engineered the admin password to every computer in the district
>that kid who set up a server in the closet of the computer room that allowed him to log in to the teacher monitoring software on the computers and watch people through the webcams
>that kid who hacked every student's individual passwords but did nothing with them
>that kid who did all this, got caught by the administration, didn't get in any trouble, and kept doing it anyway
I wasn't that kid but we were somewhat friends/rivals throughout HS.
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>>26286296
And he went about it like a dipshit and contributed nothing to the conversation. All the faggot did was take up the sidewalk.
Quit being an SJW.
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>>26286301
>That kid stops a school-wide riot by yelling "SIT DOWN NIGGER!" as loud as he could at the black kid who was trying to instigate it

On a similar note, this one kid told this annoying ass dindu girl that wouldn't shut the fuck up to "shut her black ass up" really loud.
I congratulated him for it. I'm mexican-american so I don't get along with dindu's too well.
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>>26286277
>those two ugly lesbians

>tfw you dated one of those ugly lesbians for a week before she decided she liked girls
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>that kid who put gay hentai on the school computers
>that kid that learned how to get around the firewalls but wouldn't tell anyone how
>that kid that invited you to McDonald's every fucking day
>that kid that touched your weewee during class and you let him
>that kid that fed you starbursts during lunch
>that kid that fucked your own sister and told everyone about it
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>that kid who told the teacher he was going to blow his car up and got expelled

I miss you Roy you mad cunt.
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>that kid who would play handheld games in class and then act like a self righteous retard when the teacher took it away.
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>>26286321

My friend hacked the school's network in high school. He fucked with tons of grades (not just his own, he didn't want to give himself away) and did shit like switch every desktop to profanity. He didn't get caught but the administration was royally pissed. They were offering all sorts of rewards and brought in some computer security expert to try to help.
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>>26286321
>that kid who somehow figured out how to take the entire school board's internet offline at once
>got suspended, law enforcement spoke to him, never allowed to touch a school computer again
He was young too, only 9th grade, have no idea how he did it.
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>>26285496
>.
>those names

wat

it's just like the fucking stories on here
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>>26286190
>that kid who was always sweaty
>that kid who always had water stains on his shirt

>>26286182
>>that kid who initially planned on doing well, having friends, getting a girlfriend, and living a good life, but gave up eventually and visibly got sadder as time went on

I didn't expect these feels.
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>>26284522
>pissing out a solid metal chain
my dick hurts just thinking about that
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>that kid who brought one live round of .38 special into school one day and placed it on his desk in every class

'twas I, I found it on the way to school, by the time I graduated only a few kids had said I would shoot up the skool tho
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> that kid who got the police called on him for opening the command prompt on a computer in the library
Bunch of fucking morons see the command prompt and to them it's like the matrix and shit so they freak out and think he's hacking the school system
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>that black hipster nerd with a fixie who was the boyfriend of the nice/cute hipster girl who had pretty bad acne and covered it with makeup and you saw them making out near their locker after lunch after you left the library where you were watching Stalker on youtube and you try to pretend that you didn't see them and then she says hi right in your face and you act surprised on purpose but you did see them actually
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>that one kid who is bullied for being different

Was (and still is) me
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>That kid who had a mini crossbow in his backpack loaded and ready to go at all times because he "has a history presentation" that day and every other day
>That kid who stood up and yelled "HOMEWRECKER" at our homewrecking whore of a valedictorian
>That kid who always tried to start fights by taking off his shoe and throwing it at his enemy
>That kid who yelled racial slurs at Mexicans every day at lunch who is now a Tibetian monk
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>>26286384
lel. My "that kid" never did anything too malicious like that, but sometimes we'd hang out and see what kids were doing in other schools. The way things were set up, he could watch any webcam on any computer in any school in the district, from anywhere. One time we watched found a middle schooler asleep in front of a computer waching anime, kek
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>>26286277
>staple his arm
excuse me what
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>>26286384
Did you snitch?
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>>26286277
Literally all of the people you listed were me.
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>that kid who never realized how much he deserved his mistreatment during middle school until he was an adult

Guess who.
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>tfw school was made entirely of normies
>tfw none of the kids were strange or had quirks other than me
>tfw everyone tried his hardest to be as normie as possible and didn't dare stepping a toe out of line, because if you were weird you were mocked

I hate my old school even more when reading these threads. At least you guys weren't the biggest weirdos around.
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>that kid who dies in a car crash and thewhole student body stood outside the school to have a moment of silence in memorium
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>>26286450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFBt86qu4Ow

not him in the video but like this
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>that kid who tried to cut herself with a broken plastic fork in the lunchroom to get attention.

>that kid who tried to sag his baggy ass Wal Mart jean shorts and got them pulled down to his ankles in the lunch line
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>>26286277
>that girl who always read those cat books (I think they where called warriors?)
Dream girlfriend. those were the shit when i was in gradeschool. my rich friend had like two of every one.
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>>26286453

Of course not. We were friends and I thought it was funny. He also helped me out with a class (geometry) I was struggling in. He increased the score of every assignment I had by a couple points. It raised my grade from a D to a C+.
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>>26284311
>that kid who smelled like shit
that was me famjam
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>>26286006
>Kind of wish I tried going out with her when I had the chance, because now I'm a 21 year old handholdless virgin university flunkout failure at life with no hope for anything anymore.

Ah this is the feel anon. This is the feel.
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>that kid who was the king of zimbabwe
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>>26286326
Of course he added nothing, he was too autistic to talk, and was probably afraid to say the wrong thing or something that would make you mock him. He did literally nothing to you. I seriously hope he became a serial killer and would murder you one day for being such a shitcunt.
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>>26284982

>Watch Naruto
>Shit that's a cool run
>Gym class
>Run for 20 steps and decide it's awkward and shit, never do it again
>Classmate stops me with "Dude, why do you always run like that?"
>Dude, you ALWAYS run like that!
>No I dont? I only ran the one time
>Dude everyone doesn't he always run like that?
>Fucker from math class shouts "hey look its that kid that runs with his arms behind his back, he ALWAYS does that!"

ONE TIME
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>that kid who was super athletic and participated with normies in activities but was also incredibly autistic
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>that kid who was too shy to willingly talk to anyone and spent recess and lunch break alone
>that chad who was liked by everyone but was a complete asshole to the shy kid
>that kid who tried to turn everything into an argument and autistically shouted at people when an argument got heated
>that kid who wouldn't stop talking about communism
>that christian kid everyone looked at whenever religion was mentioned
>those kids who smoked weed
>that morbidly obese girl who wore revealing clothes to show off her disgusting fat rolls
>that tranny kid
>those stereotypical black kids
>those african black kids who wore suits
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>>26286529
Take a bath you filthy nigger.
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>>26286490
but
why
is it like for fun or a self harm thing
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>that kid that loaded games on to school computers with a flash drive
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>>26286006
come here and share that feel

Why do we always attract the nasty weird ones
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>that kid who legit was a communist and got BTFO by his economics teacher so he tried to slash the teacher's tires but got caught and the teacher slapped him and we never saw that kid again
>that kid who got caught getting fucked in the ass by a football player but everyone stayed mysteriously quiet about it
>that kid who got fucking shot and killed after selling heroin and we all had to see a grief counselor when none of us knew him
>that girl who was wiccan and tried casting spells on people who made fun of her and always talked about murder and blood and was super fat and once fell down the stairs like a sack of hamburgers
>that kid who looked 20 and legit pretended he was a vampire and got the shit beaten out of him when he tried to bite someone
>that kid who got caught jerking off on the girls costumes in the theater dressing rooms
>that girl who accidentally stabbed herself twice in one day during frog dissection
>that teacher who fucked this other teacher's girlfriend and the other teacher burned his house down
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>that kid who was threatened with a hate crime charge for teasing the obnoxious Jewish kid

The Jew's name was Andrew. The kid who got in trouble kept calling him Anjew. Jew boy's lawyer dad threatened to get him charged with a hate crime.
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>>26286485
i sometimes dream about this.
i wonder if anyone would care?
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>>26286555
trips of truth

he was kinda awkward but you could see the raging, beligerant nigger spirit in his eyes
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>>26286584

My friends and I were that kid

>tfw Brood War every day in computer class
>tfw teacher didn't give a fuck as long as we finished our assignments first
>tfw the assignments took 5 minutes tops so we had most of the period to play BW
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>>26286090
No. Totally slipped my fuckin' memory
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>>26286563
>>those african black kids who wore suits
I always like these guys.
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>that kid that held his pencil with his palm to write
>that kid that would run and speed walk down the hallway with a wheelie backpack
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>>26286563
>Check (me)
>Check
>Check
>Probably existed never saw them
>Check, and he also actually argued with the atheist kids. Good entertainment.
>That was like everyone
>Check
>Check
>Check
>Sounds like some cool dudes. Africans are usually nice as fuck and hate niggers.
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>that kid who always looked super tired and everyone asks him 'are you ok'
was me
did this happen to anyone else
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>>26286581
attention and probably also self harm, he was an absolute madman
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>>26286503
not gonna lie have all of them even the off shoot series ones. i used to imagine sandstorm and fireheart's sex life even though they were cats
and i still read them even though in 23
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>that kid who became friends with the lonely unmarried science teacher

I really miss spending lunch break in her room, one of my few genuinely nice memories.
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>>26286641
i literally got a 'sleeping beauty' or something 'award' they gave to everyone (they almost forgot me) at the end of middle school because i looked so tired. i also got bullied for it (fucking stupid, who bullies someone for being tired? i hate middle school).
i didn't give a fuck. waking up at 6:30, you have to be out of your mind to do make a growing 13 year old do that every day.
i had a lot of sleep deprivation problems in school. now i work at 11 pm so it's not so bad. they gotta fucking change that shit though.
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>>26286641
I have a sleep disorder so I'm always tired, but no one at school gave a shit. Guess they were just used to it.
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>>26286692
>Library wench kicking kids out for eating at the library
FUCK YOU, DIABETES CUNT! LUCKY I DON'T MURK YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING BITCH!
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so much green text holy shit
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>>26286579
not nigger i was just your average aspie who wore the same 2 shirts every week and refused to take a shower
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>>26286403
>it's just like the fucking stories on here
Stories?
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>>26286358
Fuck that kid, wonder where he is today.
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>>26286587
That's soooo jewish
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>that kid who brought a live possum to school and released it on campus
>that kid that put rotten deer guts on the hood of another kids car
>that kid that liked shitting on the restroom floor
>that skinny gay kid that beat the shit out of a big football chad in the hallway
>that kid who was cough masturbating to pictures of std ridden vaginas in health class
>that kid who was found bludgeoned to death, stuffed inside a wrestling mat in the gym

my high-school was an interesting place
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>>26285983
he still has his list
he didnt forget about you
you better hope he suicided because if he didnt, hes coming for you
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>>26286432
>gothic communist
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> those kids who got expelled for raping and hazing underclass men
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>>26284576

>that kid who put a gallon of ranch dressing on all of his food at the cafeteria no matter what it was

One time my brother fucking INSISTED that every black kid at school drenched all their food with mayonnaise because he was sick of people making fun of him for drenching his disgusting food with mayo at every meal by saying it was really "white." I went to the same school and it never fucking happened, and I never noticed anyone even touching the mayo.

He really was a pretty tarded tard.
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>>26286805
this was big news, wasn't it? i remember this story and i live in canada.
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>>26286301
>>26286338
To bad this would never happen these days without a giant fucking lawsuit or nigger riot if not both
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>>26284726
sounds like you went to a school for retards because you're the only one who has this occurring often.
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>>26284354
I actually played cs and hl1 in class and I did it in front of the teacher
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>that kid that ran to the highschool lunchroom but still packed his lunch
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>>26286861
Yea, It was a big scandal for a while. I was in class when they found his body. They put the entire school on lock-down for a few hours, then stuffed all of us in the cafeteria for the rest of the day. Normies were freaking out, the edgy fucks were having a field day scaring the normies.
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>>26284544
>that kid who would always fart when a teacher asked for a moment's silence
that was me
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>>26286950
>>26286950
Link pls, sounds like an interesting story

Was the kid on drugs? was he a bad person? what happened after?
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>that one kid who committed suicide with a rifle in the middle of class
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>>26286992
How did he smuggle a rifle into class unnoticed?
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>>26286913
Yeah, it kinda sucks for the kids now who will never experience something crazy.

>9/11
>Every single school in the school district is cancelled except for ours
>That kid beat the shit out of an Arab kid at lunch
>When he was down, 5 other kids join in kicking him
>Kids don't get suspended, school just says that they should've cancelled for the day because "tensions were high".
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>>26287013

You could do it with a guitar case
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>>26286353
>>that kid that touched your weewee during class and you let him
fag
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>>26287013
>>26287032
Didn't, he went to his car and grabbed it and then did it.
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>>26286981
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Kendrick_Johnson
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/23/us/kendrick-johnson-case-seizures/
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/ex-fbi-agents-end-investigation-into-georgia-teen-kendrick-johnsons-gym-mat-death/

I didn't know the kid(my brother kinda did).
Just google Kendrick Johnson for more info.
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>that kid who went off the deep end
I had a hand in causing it
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>>26286992
that's pretty epic desu
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>>26287071
Creepy shit. That's some /x/ tier.
Thanks
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>>26286586
>that kid who got caught getting fucked in the ass by a football player but everyone stayed mysteriously quiet about it
were they cute? if so its completely fine

also your school sounds amazingly terrible
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>>26286921
I have sustained history of horrific and violent thoughts and have several times recieved counseling to repress urges destructive in nature
I'm trying to be polite, but if you talk to me like that again I'll fucking kill you
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>>26284311
>That one kid who I only liked
>That same kid who switched schools before I confessed
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>that girl that was obsessed with horses
>that girl that was obsessed with wolves
>that kid that would ask people what their grade was so they could say they got a higher score than them
>that dude that was perverted as fuck in elementary school
>that kid that managed/tried to skip school in elementary school
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>>26285254
That was me. School was way too easy.
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>that kid who ragequit during a chemistry presemtation and rekt the door
>that kid who got really nervous when the drug dogs came
>rhat kid who never locked his locker
>that kid next to him who kept locking the locker just to be a dick
FUCK YOU CAMERON
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>>26287219
>>that girl that was obsessed with horses
This doesn't seem weird to be me because I live in the south and most girls here actually own and/or ride horses.
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>that kid who wore a scorpion jacket
>that kid who always talked really quietly
>that kid who was obsessed with cars
>that kid who chewed toothpicks
>that kid who was a real human bean
>and a real hero
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>>26287102
I guess. Would have been something if he decided to take out some normie fucks like I would.
They ended up tearing out and removing the module classroom where he did it.
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>>26284486
That kid who got expelled for masturbating to said porn.
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>>26286285
I had a similar experience but my "friends", who were chads that would only make the constant sex joke, draw crudely drawn dicks, and touch someone inappropriately (stick pencils up asses, slap someone's thigh, "tickle" butts, etc) anyways I was paired with my "friends" who were the only people who I sometimes chatted with. My real friend at the time went to another school so I had to take what I can get because if you don't make any friends, you'd be out casted as the weird, socially awkward, guy. We had this assignment to work together on a english worksheet about debate. We had to agree and disagree, that English shit. We had to pass it down to our next partner to revise and when I got it back, it was filled with drawn dicks. He forcefully took away my only eraser and said "we're done with the work why do you need it?" knowing full well that our teacher was going around checking everyone's work with a shit-eating grin. The teacher came, got in trouble, and had a 0 for the assignment. If I was to snitch about it, these "friends" would have made my life a living hell. Fuck them.
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>that kid who was only there for a semester and then you never saw them again.
>that kid who played the banjo in the hallways
>that kid who yelled out "white power" in the middle of spanish class and nobody blinked
>that kid who ate lunch in a bathroom stall
>that girl who never washed her hair
>that girl who other girls would run away from
>that one black couple who looked like they were ready to spend the reat of their lives together and were the only black people in school
>those black girls who never stopped smiling
>that guy who skipped class to play video games
>that drunk who talked about making money on fighting after school
>that gay metalhead who looked like an average guy with long hair
>that guy who always did the nazi salute whenever anybody mentioned germany
>that racist scene girl who wanted to be a make up artist
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>that kid that went missing
>that kid that tripped 3 days on nutmeg
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>>26285496
Your mom was obviously blowing the teachers
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>that kid who you saw at the start of the year and then never again

was me
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>>26288263
I had all women teachers.
Pappy wasn't playing them old bags.

I doubt my mom's a dike.
Insert 25 cents, try again.
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>>26284354
I could do everything the class taught (use Paint, the internet etc.) so I was allowed to play Warlords III as much as I wanted.
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>>26285496
What classes, kiddo
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>>26288498
>It's all one class but I won't tell you what
>i'll simply drop some simple hints for you
>HIDDEN! in this very post. Search for them.
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>>26284311
>that kid in your class that kept making jokes about fucking the teacher
>that kid that killed himself
>that kid that was 26 and still being held back
>that kid that was so severely retarded he didn't belong in any public space
>that kid with autism that wouldn't leave you alone
>that kid that kept talking about his gf/ex
>that kid that wore the same clothes everyday
>that kid that came on girls without them knowing and kept telling you about it
>that kid that was always in the bathroom every time you went
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>>26288571
History, something, something, something, English, Natural Studies.
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>>26288631
I see what you were trying to do there.
It wasn't it.
Clever though.
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>>26286913
What are you talking about? I call niggers niggers all the time in class. No one cares, and the niggers don't care.

>inb4 oklahoma
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>>26285571
>Ms. Marzalec

That's the most teacher-ish teacher name ever
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>that one girl you drove to commit suicide
>she tries to kill herself by jump down a stair well at school
>breaks her legs
>she's humiliated as the entire junior class watches her pathetic self get taken into an ambulance
>she never comes back
>mfw
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>that kid you fucked in the ass and mouth
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>that kid who exudes autism throughout the room by making awkward comments throughout a lecture to the professor thinking he's clever or funny and also can't control the volume of his voice appropriately so speaks way too fucking loud


I hope you're here, kid, because I fucking despise you, you awkward piece of shit. I just want to enjoy a lecture, not cringe like a motherfucker.
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>>26285766

>Peter fucking Gabriel

My man, my boy, my friend indeed.
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>>26285254
Me tbqfh, get mad Alec
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>that kid who listened to Rammstein and told people he was fluent in German
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>that one sexy black girl that kept trying to fuck you but you were to autistic and scared of pregnancy and diseases

One time after school she wanted to take me behind some buildings and suck my cock, she whispered that in my ear as we were walking to our next class from lunch. She met up with me after the bell rang and said "ready master(not sure if she was referring to me in a general tone or if she had that weird white slave owner fetish)?", took my arm and kissed my cheek. I stuttered, pulled myself away from her and literally said i cant, my mom gets pissed when im late, and ran off to the car

jesus christ
>>
Oh shit this >>26289334 reminds me of
>That kid who told the German club he was a part of it because he wanted to know what Rammstein was saying

My own contribution
>That kid who was in colorguard and his pe teacher thought he was gay for it
>That other guy who was in colorguard and was totally into you but you didn't want anything to do with him
ffs he named his rifle "Calcifer"
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>that kid who got his blood all over you when he blew his brains out in class.
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>>26284486
>that kid who brought his vita to school and showed everyone his hentai collection
>>
That kid who wore a fedora before it was considered the accessoire of autism.
>>
>that kid who blew everyone in the bathrooms

that kid was me :(
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>>26289519
In fourth grade my best friend and I used to wear fedoras. The cool Indiana Jones kind, we were obsessed with those movies.
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>that kid who tried to OD on his mom's medication in the middle of class

Me. I was a fucking idiot
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>>26284486
This was me. I looked up porn.com for luls on 9/11.
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>>26284402
>who later became a part of /r9k/
>>
>that kid who broke a window
>>
>That kid who showed you 4chan and /b/ in particular
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>that one girl in your grade that got pregnant
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>>26286586
do you live in south park.
>>
>that popular kid who had the same name as me, causing me to stop reacting whenever people called my name
>>
>that kid who put his testicles on your left hand while you were absorbed in your computer graphics class
>>
>That kid that showed his balls in the locker room and showed them to girls during PE.
>>
>that kid who always played beyblade at his lunch table
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>>26289504
>brought his vita to school
>vita
Underage pls go
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>>26290424
>one

>content added
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>that kid who killed two bullies by pushing them down some long stairs
>everyone knew it was him
>no one snitched because everyone hated the bullies
>people still mourned them and an assembly was made
>everyone feared the kid from then on

I think he's a banker or something now.
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>>26290551
Yeah I was that other kid.
Naming people is fun, like you know when other people actually call him by it. I once made everyone call this one guy nancy, it was hella fun. One time a guy had my name and I said "no you're now Bart" and everyone in the class including himself called him that, but teacher had to be a stick in the mud.
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>That long hair kid who listened to Excision and Infected Mushroom during break and argued about music with the rock/metal kids
>That kid who shot himself in the head with a BB gun and then pretended to be dead for 30 minutes
>That kid who bitched about knowing sex stuff in elementary school
>That kid who built a slingshot and then attempted to kill another kid with it
>That kid who followed kids in middle school
>That kid who DDoS'd the school network using python scripts and took down computers with C# fork bombs

I was all of them.
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>that kid who OD'd and got committed to the psych ward for half a semester
that was me. didn't really want to read Beowulf anyway
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>>26284610
This is me now

I'm 18 fgts
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>>26286641
People always told me I looked high
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>>26290851
Oh my god same. Even before I started dude lmaoing I was told I looked high
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>>26286182
>>that kid who initially planned on doing well, having friends, getting a girlfriend, and living a good life, but gave up eventually and visibly got sadder as time went on
I feel it
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>>26287150
lol faggot kike nigger cunt
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>>26285249
>The guy who got in trouble for selling candy and other stupid shit
>the kid who got expelled because he'd start fights with teachers and say it was because he was ginger
>the doot doot paki immigrant kid who gets taught that fuck you means hello and beats the shit out of chavvy kids god bless you nuab
>the poofy little fuck that tells on everyone about everything who you just eventually pelt a rock at or some sharp ice
>the kid who brought in a knife and had the police called on them
My school years were great spectator sport desu
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>tfw i got voted 'most mysterious' at the end of high school
>i was actually just really shy and literally didnt talk to anyone for 7 years until that point
>everyone in the class was looking at me expectantly but i just sort of smiled because i couldnt think of anything interesting to say

I hate myself
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>>26290821
I got to skip studying for an AP test

Passed it anyway
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>that unwanted weird kid that hung around the normie mixed group and would try and swoop in after the couples would break up and get shot down hard

Haha josh you faggot, you were literally the only person in the group getting some
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>>26286481
Same famalamadingdong
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>That kid that just sat silently while everyone else talked about boyfriends/girlfriends
>that kid that got slapped by the teacher
>that girl who only dated older men (26,30) when she was 16
>that kid whose father was a mobster and he wore really huge golden chains and expensive clothing to school
>that kid who bragged his dad was rich and a constructer so he had a whole apartment building for himself
>that kid who installed a virus on all the school computers so all the teachers lost their class material for a year
>that girl who sent out nudes to a boy in school and he spread them around so he could be named God-King I still have them

Original comment, roboto
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>that kid who got caught having anal sex with a girl in the stairwell, whose nickname was stairmaster from then on
>that same kid who got a bad tattoo of his friends face on his ass the next year
>that same girl who filmed herself shoving a hair spray can in her vagoo, whose nickname was hair spray from then on
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>>26284486
>use library wifi you browse 4chan on my phone
>refresh page
>accses restricted: pornographich sites are not allowed
>guy behind desk looks at me
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>>26284610
this is me now also. Maybe up until december last year i was popular and had friends. Come back to school and no one wants shit to do with me. I dont fucking get it. call me a failed normie but this is just the worst thing ever ; i would never kill myself but now i have to live with knowing i used to be cool but now im just a loser.
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>>26288627
>that kid with autism that wouldn't leave you alone
How the fuck do you Americans do it? I would have never finished school if literal autistic retards kept bothering me.
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>>26284610
>senior year
>escape to the bathroom to eat my lunch
>snacking on a couple of cheese sticks when I hear someone else come in
>begin panicking but manage to control myself
>slowly begin unwrapping my snickers, each crackle of the wrapper seems to sound as loud as a stick of dynamite
>hear a couple of more people walk in, chatting and using the urinals
>seize the opportunity and devour the snack
>begin the slow process of putting all the wrappers in my backpack
>exit the stall, 2 security guards are waiting for me
>''Anon we noticed you come in here looking suspicious, what were you doing locked in the stall all lunch, what was that crackling ?''
>''Yea, uh...''
>'Mind if we search your backpack ?''
>hand over my bag
>they unzip it and are met with dozens of cheese and snack cake wrappers
>zip it up and give me a stare of dissapointment similar to that of a fathers
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>that kid who did the same things as the person reading this post
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>that kid who gets banned from a video game fan forum for unknowingly responding to 1 year old threads

hello its me
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>>26286555
t. Alberto Barbosa

original
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>>26291194
I will never understand why forumfags think it's a crime to reply to an old thread.
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>>26284311

>That kid who never spoke to anyone and didn't like being touched, to the point that he lashed out when you gave him a "goodbye forever" hug
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>>26291194
> had an argument on some shitty forum 4 years ago
>get notification that someone made a reply
>that forum didn't even have this retire back then
>it's some guy trying to express his point
I guess he didn't see how long ago was last reply made
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>>26284311
>that kid who grew up to become a robot
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>>26291178
:(

Robot pls no ban
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back in school we had a spanish teacher who was about 70 and could not hear nor see anything that happened in class
one day i have polos
kept it in my bag so its all crushed up at the bottom
i decide its fucked so just crush it with a ruler into powder
dare someone to snort it and they do
say it was good and all minty
next day i bring in more polos and crush them so everyone can try (was retarded but good tbf)
next day i do it at home so i can get it fine as possible and then put into little plastic bags of a polo each which i sell for 1 pound
we all doing this in back of class for around a month without the teacher having a clue
one day senior management walk past and see us
shit hits the fan, police called, parents called and eventually they realise it was polos
tell us to stop being retarded
overall made a profit of about 9 pounds per pack
1 pack a day for over a month
my dad wasnt even mad
so i was that guy the sell crushed mints in school guy?
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>>26285639
hahaha that's pretty clever
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>>26291209
>that awkward aspie that tried to hug you when you barely knew him
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>>26291393
sorry
120%original comment
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>that kid who guessed the password to a teacher's email account and sent emails to all the students and staff saying "her hairy pussy was in need of sweaty dick"
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>>26290807
you seem pretty cool anon
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>that kid who wore a black trenchcoat, listened to Rammstein and programmed a proxy to bypass Bess, your school's web filtering system
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>>26287219
why are girls obsessed with horses? Does it confirm a blown out roastie?
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>>26286326
No fuck you. Kids like that are not bad people they just literally have nobody so they try to socialize. You are the cunt. The fact he did not get the message was because you and your friends were the only fucking option he had. People like you need to fucking die.
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>that kid with autism that poked pencils, pulled out hair and flinged on student's hoodies and giggled like a retard while everyone secretly wanted him dead
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>that kid who never fought back, ever
He was a nice guy, but if they saw you talking to him they would beat you up as well. He actually killed himself about a year ago now, and his suicide note accused them and the school priest of sexually abusing him. I don't think they did, but they deserve everything that's coming to them anyway.
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>that kid who would change for gym in a toilet stall, and never shower after gym, then a few bullies broke into the stall when he was changing and stripped him naked in front of everybody and his dick was huge, next to the bullies in their underwear he was clearly the biggest guy in the room downstairs.

Then they beat the shit out of him in the toilet with the door closed, and i don't know what happened in there but when i saw him come out he was bloody, bruised and crying. not just beaten up crying really crying. He never came back to school and transferred, only saw him around his family on weekends sometimes, but never saw the bullies until i got a notice of sex offenders being released when i was 19 and home from college
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>>26284311

That kid who emailed a picture of a fat naked man in a box to everyone in the district (about 9,000 people) and made the school suspend emails so we all just took print screens instead and printed them off for our assignment.
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>That kid that always seemed to have an endless supply of warez
>That kid who would brag about meaningless things
>That religious kid who just couldn't stop parroting his parents
>That corrupt teacher that let you get away with pretty much anything
>That kid that makes edgy jokes and gets sad when people no longer interact with him
>That kid who pissed himself in the school play
>That script kiddie
>That entire group of script kiddies
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>>26286285
not their fault that you're unlikeable
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>that kid that didn't wear his uniform correctly
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>>26284522
>that fucking adult who lies all the time about pointless shit

>be on a train ride with said guy
>we get our tickets checked
>guy claums that one time he made friends with a controller an he gave gim his hat and ticket-checker so he could check a wagon for him
>why
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>>26287219
>that kid that would ask people what their grade was so they could say they got a higher score than them
The exact opposite of that is me, at least now in uni. If I see I've got a high grade, I ask what theirs are but try to avoid saying my grade because I'll look like a bragger.
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>that kid who figured out a way to bypass the screen-spying program the teachers used

The one and only time my peers ever found me useful or worthy of anything.
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>>26286277
>That girl who always read those cat books.
>She also believed in dragons and her name was Rowan.
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>>26291357
mark the mint man spotted
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>>26285580

I did that. Well, first i imagined doing it, then i actually did it.
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>>26286699
Was she cute? Orig. comm.
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>>26285687

Kekking furiously
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>>26289300
that's me and still is
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>>26284311
>The kid who drew swastikas on the desks and bathroom stalls.

>also left a copy of mein kompf on a jewish math teachers desk anonymously

mfw was me
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>>26285496
> S T A C E Y
> T
> A
> C
> E
> Y
Literally
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>>26288683
>I have to share a board with this faggot

>>26287637
>>that guy who skipped class to play video games
Standing by.

>>26292071
Good on you, lad.

>that kid who always got into arguments with the librarian
I can't even remember why we hated each other, we just did.
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>>26284576
>that kid who couldn't afford his own vidya but assured you that if he came over he could show you pretty much all the easter eggs and cheatz
>tfw this was me
Couldn't afford a console but I'd read about all the popular games so I could talk with the normies in class
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>>26291110
pics or it didn't happen
filler text
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>>26292811
Relatively cute for a woman nearly in her thirties.
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>>26285567
t-that was me
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>>26284789
>not just yelling "FRAG OUT", tossing it, and ducking
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>That kid who daubed "I'LL BE BACK" in his own shit on one of the bathroom doors which wasn't cleaned for weeks
>That kid who pulled a branch off a tree and went on a playground rampage with it and got the police called
>That kid who sold weed to people he hated then tipped off the teachers and got them suspended.
>That kid who dropped a computer out the window onto the headmasters car.
I wonder where they are now.
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>>26285611
>that kid who never wore jeans
I'm 20 and I still don't wear jeans
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>>26285611
Your post reminded me of some shit,
>those kids who stand at the door like dogs and sprint out when class ends
It's amazing that people still do this shit even in college.
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>that kid wearing a t-shirt with text on
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>>26293186
>>That kid who sold weed to people he hated then tipped off the teachers and got them suspended.
Man, I wish I had thought of that. I didn't sell weed to the kids I hated.
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>that kid who snorted ketamine in class
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>that kid who drew in library books
Come on
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>>26285571
Try to find her, sounds like she wanted to fuck you,
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>>26290659
>That poor bastard still calls himself bart
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>>26284311
>That fat wench dyke head of sixth form that kicked people out for eating in the library
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>>26290841
Stop doing that you little faggot, make the most out of your HS experience. Do you know why we have these threads? To reminisce about the brief time in our lives that we were part of an IRL community full of strange and interesting peers, many of whom we didn't like and who didn't like us back, but were nice to be around for the sake of seeing other humans and having variety, structure, and socialization in our lives.

>that kid who installed linux on a school computer
>that kid who chased a tennis ball doing wall jumps while running through the halls
>that kid who was on a sports team but wasn't a jock so he didn't fit in with the meatheads
>those kids who brought lightsabers to school and had impromptu swordfights in the halls
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>>26289776
hey ian
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>that kid that got the lowest grades in the class, but also the highest test scores
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>>26284424
Fuck thats a hard memory to think about, I remember the first day of 6th grade, everyone was standing in the cafeteria in orientation and made their groups and i just zigzagged between everyone looking at the clock... man, it would be so much better if there were more people like me, how was I the ONLY one without a group
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>>26286478
Sammy?
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>that kid who tried to prove he was tough by beating up the much larger kid
>I'm 15, 6'5"
>this kid is 5'4"
>I've played sports all my life, mostly Rugby Union
>I'm a Maori so little shithead white kids would try and call me coconut or stupid shit like "Island Nigger"
>I was decently popular and people would just laugh at the reedy little kids
>one day this kid comes up to me and starts yelling about me trying to punk him or some other stupid shit that we'd say when were 15
>I tell him to fuck off
>he pulls out a plastic fork from the cafeteria and tries to stab me in the face with it
>stabs it into my cheek
>I completely sperg out, pick him up by the waist and drive him into a nearby tree
>start ruthlessly kneeing his head into the tree, he's unconscious and bleeding heavily
>start screaming like I just got fucking shot, I'm seeing red
>end up picking him up and driving him head first into the cement
>get suspended for a whole month
>come back and find out that the kid lost function in his left arm
>everybody starts calling him a retard at school
>get a reputation as a tough kid
>everytime I see him at school I feel like crying
>5 years later he kills himself
>his parents tell me not to blame myself and say he always had a darkness in him
>everybody says it isn't my fault

I hate myself.
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>>26293520
Holy shit, anon

Original comment, jewnig
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>>26292803
How did it go
Original content
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>>26293520
Nicely done anon
Original
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>>26286090
I was in the freshman year at the time of the shooting.
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>The kid who yelled at the teacher, who you assume had a terrible home life.
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>that kid who would touch your ass when you were in the bathroom in preschool
>I was molested by my best friend
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>>26293520
Island nigger.
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>That kid who yelled "you'll remember this as the day you almost caught captain Jack sparrow" to his teacher then jumped off the second floor railing and broke his leg
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>that kid that tried to avoid eye contact when the teacher didnt make it to class for some reason and the whole class was stuck in the classroom for an hour
>bullies get tired of chatting it up and decide to bully him
>all class laughing at him being slapped around and called names
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>>26286006
>Skinny, pale girl who wore the same clothes all the time, her hair was always greasy and she was completely obsessed with horses.
Literally my fembot cousin
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>that kid who told everyone about his "gf" that was 3 years older than him
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>>26294115
Almost forgot
>since she was older she went to another school
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>>26293520
A L P H A as fu k
L
P
H
A
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>that white boy who snapped, got in a fight and got his ass whooped
>that white chick who sucked off the whole football team
>that asian kid who never said shit
>that indian kid who smelled like shit
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>>26294288
White bitches in black schools are always huge sluts.
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>>26293520
You're basically a murderer. Not surprising, as Maoris are savages and New Zealand is full of Welshmen.
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>that girl that could've been valedictorian and was basically a genius that went into independent studies because of weed
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>>26285766
TOUCH ME

WHY DON'T YOU TOUCH ME

TOUCH ME

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOW
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>you were that kid
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These stories reminds me of my horrible horrible memory of middle school
>be me
>in school band
>played the tenor sax (fuck you alto sax)
>sat next to a butter face, 5/10 face but good lord her tits were bigger than the teachers
>would always hug me from behind/grab my arm
>boner.jpeg
>too much of an autism to realize she liked me
>eventually ask me out
> I say I don't know every time she ask me out
>fast forward to Highschool
>she's a Stacey now and is with a football player
Feels really fucking bad man
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>>26286006
>>26286546
>Kind of wish I tried going out with her when I had the chance, because now I'm a 21 year old handholdless virgin university flunkout failure at life with no hope for anything anymore.

>Ah this is the feel anon. This is the feel.

ddamn
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>>26286432
kekovich
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>>26294471
Hopefully a Black football player.
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>>26284311
>That kid who read books on occultism and satanism
>That kid to talked about about rape and torture all the time
>That kid who always talked about psychopathy
>That kid who everyone said would shoot up the school
>That kid who actually wanted to shoot up the school
>That kid who always talked about killing himself
>That kid who was the first to browse 4chan
on the inverse
>That kid who really wanted to be a scientist and was also reading books by Stephen Hawking and other notable scientists
>That kid who was a complete know-it-all
>That kid who always got in fights with kids older than him
>That kid who let people punch him in the face/stomach for money
>That kid who never payed much attention to class and still smashed every test
>That kid who started of being an extreme SJW but then 180ed into a nazi despite being mixed race
>That kid who asked people to call him by a girl's name
>That one kid who had no friends

Jesus fucking christ, that kid was a weirdo in retrospect.

that was me
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>that kid everyone thought was going to shoot up the school
it was me
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>that kid who literally wore a fedora and flame shirt every single day all year long (and presumably never washed them)
This was at least 5 years before the fedora meme even started. He was way ahead of his time.
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>that male kid who dressed as a girl but still was a chad
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>that kid that makes a wow thread trying to look for poeple to play with but is a scammer pretending to be a girl from sweden instead
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>>26294575
>tfw grew up with meth head biker gang so my 6-12th grade clothing largely consisted of hand me down club shirts and flaming bowling shirts my mom bought me

HOW WERE THESE THINGS EVER IN MY CONTROL
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>>26287071
This is unnerving, good read though
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>that kid who defended our football coach who was arrested for having a thumb drive with pics of girl's butts
>that kid who tried to be a rapper and bribed the school to put his music videos on the morning news
>that kid who's senior prank was to lie down in the middle of the hallway. he didn't get to go to graduation
>that kid who drank piss from the urinal
>that kid who planted a rare tree in the football field that costed thousands of dollars to remove
>that kid who brought baby alligators to school
>that kid who shat his underwear and left it behind the toilet in the main hall restroom
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>>26293520
Damn Never thought I'd use this .
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>>26285955
>no fap forever

Please share your secrets
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>>26294661
>that kid who shat his underwear and left it behind the toilet in the main hall restroom
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>>26294726
Once you get into the habit of not fapping for a month or two, it's fairly easy to go as long as you want. If you never wanted to do it again after that point, wouldn't be a challenge. Obviously going from doing it every day to never is gonna be impossible.
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>>26294661
>that kid who's senior prank was to lie down in the middle of the hallway.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>26294781
Thanks fampie
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>that kid who farted in his cupped hand and put it into your face
>that kid who grabbed your hand and put it on his dick area
>that kid who picked up a bloody tampon from the girls bathroom
>that kid who smeared his own poo on the bathroom walls
>that only black kid at school and was the biggest piece of shit
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>>26284524
>kid who hit his head when skateboarding and died
That was me, famalam
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>That kid who got invited to the White House for making a clock
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>>26286485
Rip Alex
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>>26294850
let me know when you see that kid, I have a surprise in store for him.
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>>26284311
>that kid who never really talked ever and he wasn't especially negative or positive (though you knew he was most likely a normie), he was just kinda "there" and he played like one sport but never talked there either, maintaining the feeling of just being "there".
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>>26293520
Serves you right chad
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>that guy who snuck into the girls toilets
He said it was magical and clean
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>>26293520
You deserve any bad thing to come your way tbqh
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>>26294573
>be in 8th grade
>kid randomly transfers to our school
>barely talks, but when he does it's something fucking autistic, like pseudo-existentialist bullshit
>everybody is picking on him within the week
>he stands outside the school every day long after everyone else has gotten picked up, so that he can get a special bus that will take him to his house way out of the way from the normal paths, only other kids who ride it are 2 legitimate tards who stay in the after school daycare with the little kids until it shows up
>after a while he completely stops talking to anyone, just sits by himself and broods, cries, or draws edgy anime characters while trying to cover it with his hand so no one can see
>everyone says he's going to shoot up the school
>one day my mom is late picking me up so I have to stand outside with him
>we talk a little bit, figure out he plays the same online game I play
>we start playing together and he hangs out with me all the time
>it's fucking annoying but I put up with it so he doesn't shoot the place up
>everyone thanks me for saving their lives

Teachers really need to try to help those kids more.
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>>26294897
What a fucking liar. I've heard horror stories about girl's bathrooms.
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>that kid that was training to become a priest
>that same kid who damned the entire gym class to hell for making fun of him

>that kid who did a presentation on My Little Pony

>that kid who did nothing but complain about his shitty home life at school

>that kid who got caught up in a drug ring freshman year and got suspended alongside like 20 other students

>those kids that protested the school banning Facebook by using it anyway and getting suspended

>those kids who protested the firing of a coach but got egg on their face later when he sold the football team's secrets to the other schools
>the football team went winless that year

>that kid who had his own kid by age 17

>that kid who got the retarded girl pregnant but the baby self terminated or some shit

>that kid who used memes IRL
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>>26294897
Maybe in primary school, but once they get period, its so fucking disgusting

t. guy living at a dorm with shared toilets
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>>26291834
>That kid that makes edgy jokes and gets sad when people no longer interact with him

The flashbacks - stop 'em.
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>>26286065
>that kid who actually showered after gym
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>>26294978
let me guess, you're that kid, well let me tell you this
You suck
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>>26286277
The kid with the ukulele is ALWAYS a huge fag
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>that testy fat korean kid that tried to fling a table at the teacher
>>
>the few guys in music theater that weren't gay
>that kid that wore a hoodie every day
>that kid that got his choir letterman jacket in May and still wore it
>That kid with the dumbass nickname so people would like him and not call him fat
>that fat kid who had some gf's in high school, lost weight and never had a gf again
>That kid that walked into music theory screaming "I love memes!"
>That girl with the mustache
>Those kids that were a cross between redneck and Gothic kids
>That special ed kid who found facebook and always commented on every single girl's picture saying "from (full name)"
>that kid who put a lighter up to one of the sprinklers
>That kid who got the cops called on him because someone thought the pipe he was holding in auto tech looked like a shotgun
>That teacher that had a threesome with two students
>That teacher that embarrassed students in front of the entire class
>That teacher that gossiped about students with other students
>That kid with the dent in his chest
>That other kid with a dent in his chest, who hated the other dent chest kid because "there could be only one"
>That girl that played "puddi puddi" in the back of the class
>That kid that wore a collar and tail around school
>That kid that barked like a dog at a teacher because he was happy to see him
>That kid that kicked the shit out of his bully and didn't get suspended
>That kid that stole my gf in ninth grade and later OD'd on opiates in summer school
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>>26286182
>>that kid who tried to make people laugh by joking about him being a failure and killing himself
Was me
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>>26284311

> that kid who would was desperate to show everyone how smart he was but was actually an idiot
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>>26293405
I always did that shit, kids hated me for it :^)
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>>26286277
>that girl who would always read those books about cats (I think they were called Warriors?)
Those books are fantastic, I remember reading them as a kid and they were fantastic.
R.I.P. Bluestar :(
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>>26291144
use a vpn or dns tunneling or something easy
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>>26294978
>that kid who used memes IRL
Flashbacks
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>That kid whose school books were covered in drawings, and had injection marks/cuts on his wrist.
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>>26284362
>mfw in uni and that kid is still doing it
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>>26286562
That was me, I was almost 2m when I was 14 and even grew further, I was often the best one during sports and people also asked to join their sports clubs, but I was too autistic to do anything besides school. Oh man, if I actually had join one I could be a normal person
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>>26295456
>that kid who always drew detailed dicks in all the books
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>that one kid that never took a shower or brushed his teeth and his bo was so strong it would leave a stench even when you were gone. it smelled so strong it hurt your nose to breath it

that was me
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>>26287032
This desu. I had and still have a bow, I remember fantasizing about putting the bow into the guitar case on the days when I had guitar practice, walking into school and taking out the head teacher before jumping off of a bridge that had a train running underneath after running out of the school and down towards the train station.
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>>26286639
>Africans are usually nice as fuck and hate niggers
>Africans hate niggers
What.jpg
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>the gay russian albino jew with no male friends
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>>26287219
>that kid that would ask people what their grade was so they could say they got a higher score than them

i did this and i regret nothing
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>that kid who would pull down his pants and underwear to take a piss in the urinal
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>>26295651
Shut up, I didn't want to risk getting piss on my clothes
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>>26285900
Extremely faggot background. Reconsider your life.
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>>26295686
There is literally no reason to pull your pants completely down to use a urinal. Even back in 1st grade I thought that was full retard.
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>>26292869
Absolutely devilish, I'm proud of you anon.
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>>26295728
I still do it now out of impulse
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>>26286587
Holy shit my brother's name was Andrew and I would call him Anjew all the time
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>>26285611
i wear jeans, but the other stuff i do
i usally talk to the teacher and reserve a seat in the back in the corner in the classroom
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>that kid who had friends and a cute girlfriend and who did really well in school

not me
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>>26286182
>>that kid who initially planned on doing well, having friends, getting a girlfriend, and living a good life, but gave up eventually and visibly got sadder as time went on

fuck, i just lift and feel sad these days, i just live for the sake of not making my family sad, i'm losing all my friends and becoming weird as fuck, my goal now is to get strong and huge as hell then try to be a cop then swat team
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>>26295526
hey that was me. it spread for some reason and by the end of the year no book was dickless. i'm still kind of proud desu.
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>>26284486
in middle school some kid got suspended for googling "how to do your mom"
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>>26294965
>tfw you are normal but hangs out with the autismo meme kids and never made real friends in high school,
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>>26290807
I wish I had a friend like you
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>>26284311
>that kid who downloaded Pamela Anderson nudes on school computer during computer class and fapped in the darkness while teacher explained

It was me when I was about 13. I once forgot to delete a Pam pic from desktop and teachers sent me to principal. They told me I could get suspended from school but they did nothing cause I had highest grades and my mom worked in the same school. I was such an alpha fucker.
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>>26293520
TO HELL WITH YOU NIGGER CHAD
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>>26296525
Still me, going back in time
>that kid who founded, along with his friends, a "porn club" in elementary school (9-10 years old).

It was me and two other kids. We stayed up until 1 am watching strippers on private tv channels and the morning after we'd discuss about it. There was this Albanian kid who was very good at drawing so we had a notebook full of tits, asses and badly drawn pussies (since tv hoes never showed them).
Luckily our teachers and parents never found anything of it as I have to admit it was pretty weird.
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>>26286006

She's got a name hasn't she? Find her on facebook and marinate that face, already.
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>>26293520
>hurr someone stabbed me with a plastic fork and called me a name, i'm gonna bash his skull in

Fucking nigger, they should have sent you to jail for life.
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>>26289346

Fucking this. I was the fucking shit when I was 17 for all the black girls because of my family centered values. I couldn't handle it.
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>>26295189

>that fat kid who had some gf's in high school, lost weight and never had a gf again

MY LIFE IN THE BUSH OF GHOSTS. Make my suffering stop.
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>>26286641
No. I always looked tired but nobody asked if I was ok because nobody gave a shit
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>>26284402
Yep

oco coc
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>>26284376
Fuck you man my classes were really far away from each other
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>>26285132
It was still delicious though.
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>>26285504
lazy teebeeaich
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>>26287219
>that girl that was obsessed with horses
She liked me back god dammit.
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>that group of 15 year old girls who were all friends and all dated 17-24 year old guys
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>>26284311
>mfw all the chads did this
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>>26284311
>That kid who was almost 6'0" by 13
Was me.
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>>26284311
>That kid that masturbated in the back of the computer room
I will never get over how disgusting that was.
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>>26290841
Lmao, I'm in my senior year now, and suddenly I've got girls falling all over me. Seriously dude, just act more confident and you'll do so much better
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>>26293520
Coconigger
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>>26297973
>mfw women are attracted to older guys yet hate men for going after younger girls
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>>26295456
>that autistic kid who was artistically gifted in middle school and could draw anime characters that looked professional and better handwriting than the teacher's
meanwhile all I can draw today are stick men
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>>26298639
I can't even fucking draw stickmen.
I am so fucking horrible at drawing its cringeworhy.
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>>26293520
Fuck this got dark really quick. I just feel bad for the both of you, God bless you all
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>>26298226

That's because it's different. Older men have more money so it's natural to like them. Younger women are more attractive so it's sojinist to like them.
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>>26294661
Hamilton, Ohio?

>that kid who planted a rare tree in the football field that costed thousands of dollars to remove
kek
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>>26285687
My sides
Toppest of keks, anon.
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>>26292907
>I have to share a board with this faggot
You figured it out!
I think.
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>>26284522
>you're just like my dad

fucking kek holy shit hahahah
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>>26292873
Pretty sure this is her, lad.
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>>26284524
dramatic
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>>26291762
What exactly were you doing in that situation?

I just for the life of me don't get people like you. You hear someone getting beaten up by multiple people and instead of at least calling a teacher you're just like "yup, that's normal."

You're vermin.
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>>26300483
I'm actually really please this was original
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>>26284789
Fire in the hole!
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>>26284311
>that kid in programming who changed his Visual Studio theme to green text on black background
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>that kid who always had greasy hair
>that kid who had to make up lies why he is coming with a different bus now when he was with foster parents for a while
>that kid who put fire to his school on his 16th birthday and is now in debt

That was me.
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>>26285567
best mates with this guy, top bloke
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>that kid that got a standing ovation from the students on stage at graduation

This happened every year at our school. We sit on stage and pretty much do nothing, but there's always one dumbfuck that gets cheered for the lels.
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>>26284524
>That kid who i saw getting a sofa smashed on top of him.

Story please? Sounds smashing.
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>>26284354
this was me

i brought stepmania on a flash drive and impressed normies with my arrow-tapping skills

it was actually pretty fun to be the center of attention for something positive for once
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>>26284311

>that kid in 8th grade who plopped his balls out on the desk in English class and was never seen for the rest of the year
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>>26300543
>that kid in programming who changed his Visual Studio theme
Wait, since when are CHILDREN taught to use professional IDEs? This reeks of bullshit.
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>>26285571
https://www.facebook.com
/lisa.marszalek
found her. you must have gone to a school in penn.
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>>26302286
>https://www.facebook.com
>/lisa.marszalek
Uh, no.
"She's at that too old not to have children", age.
Hell if THAT was her i'd have really been glad she wanted my D.

>tfw no hot teacher to reward my bright smartboi D
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>that kid in computer class who was on omegle
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>>26284610
This is me. When a classmate asked me why I was always in the bathroom I'd say my tummy hurt.
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>>26286006
She sounds amazing. Can you at least tell us what's up with her since high school?
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>That kid that masturbated in class and got caught because he was making donkey like noises
What the fuck man, I might have been the stupid fuck who shaved his head and went everywhere in a Municipal Waste hoodie, but at least I wasn't THAT
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>>26291509
kekity
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Those kids who thought they were cool because they were angsty
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>That kid who died in a car accident
see you soon space cowboy i guess
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>>26302862
She's at some university now, she hasn't updated her facebook in years so I really have no idea how she's doing.

She isn't really as amazing as you think probably, her voice was this kind of hilarious, nasally, dork voice and she was probably a 3.5-4/10 overall, unattractive face, absolutely no tits or ass, bad posture. I could deal with all of that (because I'm pretty ugly myself honestly) but what threw me off was the fact that she was extremely hard to talk to, I think she had aspergers or something because talking to her kind of felt like talking to a weird alien that liked horses a little too much, compound that with my own social anxiety and general inability to talk to girls and it was extremely uncomfortable.

She was a nice person, she got bullied a lot in elementary school and I was one of the very few kids who didn't really do anything to her and occasionally helped her with things, which was no doubt where the whole crush stemmed from. She confessed to me (in a really odd manner) in 8th grade and I kind of sidestepped the entire thing because at that time I was blissfully unaware of the fact that I was low-tier as far as male attractiveness goes, I still believed I had a shot with the hotties and I made a whole shitload of mistakes because of that retarded notion.

Hope she doesn't browse /r9k/ because she might be able to recognize herself through this description at this point, but I'm probably just being paranoid.
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