get in here friends you all know the deal
>what are you drinking tonight
>why are you drinking it
I'm once again drinking pic related because I'm unoriginal and boring as fuck
ask a soon-to-be-tipsy femanon anything
Vodka is shit and so are you.
Irish whiskey or rum is the only way to drink
Yeah! Let's liven this shit up.
Everclear 190 x Vanilla Coke
Date tomorrow, losing a bit of weight since quitting beer, and got a promotion at work. Friday night in with my 2 buddies after a surprisingly great week. And the everclear is putting me in an even better mood :)
how do you tell a good bear from a bad one>
hey anon you have us! and obviously internet access also
girls aren't worth your life anon promise
ahhhh tu parles le francais! moi aussi mais pas bien. quelle dommage
yes I agree!
YES post music everyone!
pft fuck your roommate he sounds NOT FUN
congratulations! I'm glad you had a happy week :)
Not a big fan of clear alcohol in general
Ketel one and Bacardi superior are the only clear alcohols I'll drink and usually only if their mixed. Dark alcohol o have no problems drinking straight, in fact I kinda like the taste.
Come on man, even pure robots should have a half decent alcohol tolerance.
Picked up a 12 pack of this for 8.99+tax at my corner store a few minutes ago. 5.7% alc and easy to go down but, if you start vomiting it just tastes like awful rotten pumpkins coming up
cool! what are you studying anon
I only like clear alcohol lol
that's disgusting but it reminds me that I want to play harvest moon. don't drink so much that you throw up anon
/ck/ kept saying nothing but good things about it, so for $20 I decided to give it a try
Death by alcohol poisoning? Doubtful unless you pass out on your back while you throw up. Almost happened to me
Suicide on the other hand? Why? Embrace alcoholism and visit new bars, try new drinks, meet new people, alcohol makes anything possible
I don't drink often anymore but I'm a self induced vomiting drinker. Once I drink enough and my stomach starts bothering me too much, I stick the toothbrush down my throat to throw up and drink more. Has led me to many many blackouts
j'habite au canada, donc j'ai etudier le francais pour peut-etre neuf ans a l'ecole, avec deux des ans avec le program b.i.
maintenant j'habite en quebec mais je ne jamais parler le francais
et toi, anon
this made me laugh
shit anon that's really bad don't do that, you throw up for a reason that reason being that you are poisoning yourself and your body is like "get this away from me"
so don't do that just drink lots of water instead
im so fucking goddamn lonely
drinking: sierre nevada torperdo. fucking great tasting beer
but fuck im so lonely. i feel so isolated and anlone. i jujst want to connect with someone. i am so de[ressed and upset. my life feels so empty. tomorrow will just be the same thing again. i am so depressed robots. please help me. i just want to connect with someone im so lonely......i want to cry but no tears will come ojut. i just want to be human again with someone, anyone.
ah I've survived dozens of times doing that. I did end up in the hospital 1 night though because I drank too much with xanax and some nucynta, had a BA of .392
are you lonely because you don't have people around you at all or because you can't connect with someone? I'm the second type of lonely
but either way you're not lonely your'e with us here
and trust me lonely is not the worst thing you can be. you could have zika virus
OK but there is a limit to how much you can survive. please do not do that any more
no worries everyone has their days. what specific aspect of psych are you most interested in
thsi is cute
switching to english because I can't convey over text how fucking stupid the quebecois accent is
do you mean "OUAI' fucking francophones I s2g
hey guys OP here do I eat a hashbrown? I've eaten a lot today normally I try to keep things under 1200 kcal but I am pretty sure I've had like 1500 today but I am really hungry and I only ate maybe 700 a couple days ago and walked around a lot today uphill etc ok fuck it I'm having a hashbrown
Haha I honestly never know half the time. I'm pretty sure coo wee "Cooouieeeee" is just a saying, a noise really, to express excitement as I've never seen it written. But most people I learned cajun from had less than 20 teeth in their head and spoke it so bastardized that not even a true Frenchy could recognize it.
it's not that I'm afraid most of the time, it just makes me really irritable to socialize with people. I do drink before social events lol
cool cool. where are you from
Getting a ride to work with my coworker right now little does he know i just had a couple shots and shotgunned three ch3ap beers before he got here because im a raging alcoholic. Yeah drinkings fun.
oh shit that reminded me of this! now I'm going to watch all of these. memories
you're all haters
I have to get up at 9! alcohol makes me sleep for less time and makes me feel more refreshed when I do wake up
I work at a bakery making mostly donuts. Pretty cool job but i obviously hate the social interaction of going to work. Cant wait for five am so i can get back in bed and start drinking again.
Feel free to save that pic, this ones on the house
Of what? I dont know why you wouldnt drink after the lines unless youre doing opiates. Getting schwilly while on speed is great.
which are your favourites?
I like the circulation one, conjunction junction (obviously) and interplanet janet
hey dumb fuck a hashbrown is 110 calories and a pop tart is 210
Huh i dont know if charming is the right word but thanks i guess. I used to like donuts... till i got this job...
Ill see if i have more pics you might not have seen yet.
plz b my gf. U sound qt.
I'm most interested in abnormal psychology. Social psychology is a close runner up. I just want to do something to help people somehow, and I've been told that I'd make a good therapist, so I'm working towards that.
Conjunction Junction. The rhymes and the goofiness of it all.
Have another pic for your collection
I already have that one nice try though
it's like a job that someone on a children's show would have. that was not meant to be demeaning it's just a charming job. lol I figured a donut job would make you hate donuts
you should go into work on the day you quit and be like [/spoiler] I DONUT WANT TO WORK HERE ANY MORE[/spoiler]
good pic. also
>be my gf
relationships are for sellouts
blech white russians are clearly superior
explains why you're here! do you also identify as a robot
YES thank god someone else knows what I'm talking about. i've seen that pic before but it's classic lol
Thanks for the kind words ill definitely use that line haha relationships are for sellouts true enough. Im almost done with my cigarette and then i have to start my shift, nice chatting have a drink for me!
there are lots of things that are nice highs. try not sleeping for over 24 hours straight
QUESTIONF OR EVERYONE
how many of you would date interplanet janet
I actually don't know, but to the best of my knowledge it's someone who feels kind of isolated from everyone else. peopl eher elike using an extrinsic definition as opposed to the intrinsic one I just described. for example intrincsically I would qualify as a robot but extrinsically since I am a) a girl b) not NEET i would not be a robot. does that make sense
of water that's pretty impressive anon
It's nothing really fancy, tastes fucking great though
It's 20e a bottle here due to stupid alcohol taxation (finland) (38%, 0.7l)
Derp. Trying this instead of vodka. Smooth enough to drink straight is says, which I'm doing.
We have a lot of NEETs due to employment issues and easy neetbux, yeah
it's not that great or special. its pretty nice if you like the seasons being completely different and ranging from -40 celcius to +40 celcius
also if you hate big cities it's really nice due to the whole country practically being a rural area
guys im drunk but im not supposed to be drunk bc my brother is going to kcik me out of the house soon bc of my drinking. i don't even know what to do. i want to be NEET. please give me a hug. thanks.
This is the first gin I tried, it is smooth enough to drink straight if you have a strong stomach.
Would not recommend drinking straight.
Would recommend mixing with grape juice or lemonade or vermouth if you can though.
bud light and clamato
took about 5 sips and trashed it since i'm tryin to quit drinking. like last week i went a fifth a night and i cant handle it anymore, the withdrawals and hangovers are hindering me from doing what i like.
took some codeine instead
i used to work at the grocery store bakery. quit within a month because of hours being so stressful on top of my ex being so high maintenance.
feel bad because i got offered that instead of bag boy.
12-8 pm then had to wake up at about 4, shift starts at 5. it was stressful because i cant operate with no sleep
regret it to be honest, worked with a cutie, only had to deal with customers to make a happy birthdays on cake if the swedish hottie wasn't working. got hit on a lot by milfs on break
I can usually drink half a bottle without any stomach problems to give myself a light buzz. What I do then is "switch off" the buzz by binging on dinner and I'm almost sober within 30 minutes and completely sober in 2 hours.
Sometimes my stomach can't handle stright liquor though, might be some mild ulcers acting up at times or just a clogged liver who knows. But adding grape juice or anything sugary would mess my stomach up because I'm really sensitive to sugar.
I suppose that I would go with your extrinsic definition. I mostly don't connect with people because I'm too wrapped up in my own things. People seem to like talking to me, but they back off when I don't follow up on building on interpersonal relationships.
I'm not a NEET, but that's because I don't want to fuck up my life.
Aside from the intrinsic definition, would you consider yourself a robot?
i like the font
nah robot because everyone is antisocial
sending hugs your way <3 <3 <3 drink some water and eat pretzels
that sounds disgusting why would anyone drink tomato juice
what kind of wine?
kraken is fucking wonderful
no I wouldn't i am pretty successful with regards to external factors
>that sounds disgusting why would anyone drink tomato juice
i dunno man i just wanted a beer but walgreens didn't have any of the good pints and my brother was drinkin it one day so i tried it out.
I drank a bunch of bourbon earlier and I want to drink more but I know it will only make me feel shittier tomorrow. But I'll probably go hair of the dog. All I know is I'm too sober for half past midnight right now.
Is there anyone who feels like calling on Skype and chatting with me?
I'm pretty anti-social and not out of anxiety or shyness, I just have trouble keeping interest or gaining interest in people I guess. I especially dislike groups or being in a crowded setting, which is a reason for me being a lurker instead of a poster and asking if someone would like a one-on-one chat.
It is easier and faster to get to know someone one-on-one and to see if I'd be interested in them or not. I don't have friends or people I see in real life, or "online" friends anymore. But I do like to talk to one person or two regularly.
went to the bar with a roomate, drank 2 adios motherfuckers and got bloated from it, still not fucked up enough (not even close lol), bought some russian standard on the way back home, is it time to drink it now?
I got really fucking drunk a few hours ago but I already died it down.
I try to think about all those hours and it really feels like it was just 10 minutes. Being drunk is better than dreaming.
I'm alternating between this and pilsner. Although I'm almost out of beer.
wow the thread is still alive good morning everyone
i'm not a CHILD
I agree 100%. my dreams are shitty and being awake is shitty. drunk is the only time I am happy
hell yes we are anon. absolut pals woo
don't drink beer it's gross
I hope you slept well!
I make these every friday lol. thank you for the song!
I drink vodka for this reason. fewer calories
saturday morning here! I got no fucking sleep and I feel like shit but I have a club meeting to go to and homework and stuff to study for. fml
how are all of you doing
This + Schweppes Lemon
because i'm socially inept without drinking and i feel wierd dancing, but problem solved when i get drunk