Friday night drinking thread

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Vodka is shit and so are you.

Irish whiskey or rum is the only way to drink

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>>26284498
why do you not like vodka anon

hate myself too much to drink tonight

Budweiser beer
Takes like 3 beers and im usually good for the night

>>26284727
that sounds to me more like you love yourself! go get some water

>>26284745
lightweight

>>26284259
will you be my gf

original

>>26284259
about 6 beers deep. drinking some brava cheap as fuck but decent beer

no alcohol, no gf no dreams or hopes for a future to come.

RC Cola and cheap whisky
Laissez le bon temps rouler

This thread doesnt have to be depressing

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>>26284881
>>26284881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCrXR6-Kf4Q
Yeah! Let's liven this shit up.

>>26284259
Nothing because my roommate is home and he thinks I'm straightedge and I'm terrified to let him see that I'm a degenerate.

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Everclear 190 x Vanilla Coke

Date tomorrow, losing a bit of weight since quitting beer, and got a promotion at work. Friday night in with my 2 buddies after a surprisingly great week. And the everclear is putting me in an even better mood :)

Gonna join in about an hour to take a break from studying because I hate myself and my life. Tequila.

>>26284798
how do you tell a good bear from a bad one>

>>26284829
hey anon you have us! and obviously internet access also

>>26284840
girls aren't worth your life anon promise

>>26284854
ahhhh tu parles le francais! moi aussi mais pas bien. quelle dommage

>>26284881
yes I agree!

>>26284971
YES post music everyone!

>>26284983
pft fuck your roommate he sounds NOT FUN

>>26285057
congratulations! I'm glad you had a happy week :)

>>26284683
Not a big fan of clear alcohol in general

Ketel one and Bacardi superior are the only clear alcohols I'll drink and usually only if their mixed. Dark alcohol o have no problems drinking straight, in fact I kinda like the taste.

>>26284745
Come on man, even pure robots should have a half decent alcohol tolerance.

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Picked up a 12 pack of this for 8.99+tax at my corner store a few minutes ago. 5.7% alc and easy to go down but, if you start vomiting it just tastes like awful rotten pumpkins coming up

>>26285094
cool! what are you studying anon

>>26285100
I only like clear alcohol lol

>>26285106
that's disgusting but it reminds me that I want to play harvest moon. don't drink so much that you throw up anon

Burnett's cherry vodka. Because I'm an alcoholic robot

>>26285096
OOoohh proper French. Ca c'est bon bebelle

>>26284259
Whiskey.
I might finally kill myself tonight.

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/ck/ kept saying nothing but good things about it, so for $20 I decided to give it a try

>>26285176
why cherry flavoured tho

>>26285187
>bebelle
ca m'a fait rire honhonhon

>>26285190
no don't do that. what kind of whiskey is it

>>26285230
keep us updated!

>>26285236
Haha where you from? Or where'd you learn French?

>>26285190

Death by alcohol poisoning? Doubtful unless you pass out on your back while you throw up. Almost happened to me

Suicide on the other hand? Why? Embrace alcoholism and visit new bars, try new drinks, meet new people, alcohol makes anything possible

>>26285230
After you finish the fifth, you'll see the turkey. Don't follow it.

>>26285134
I don't drink often anymore but I'm a self induced vomiting drinker. Once I drink enough and my stomach starts bothering me too much, I stick the toothbrush down my throat to throw up and drink more. Has led me to many many blackouts

>>26285277
j'habite au canada, donc j'ai etudier le francais pour peut-etre neuf ans a l'ecole, avec deux des ans avec le program b.i. maintenant j'habite en quebec mais je ne jamais parler le francais

et toi, anon

>>26285301
this made me laugh

>>26285331
shit anon that's really bad don't do that, you throw up for a reason that reason being that you are poisoning yourself and your body is like "get this away from me"

so don't do that just drink lots of water instead

im so fucking goddamn lonely

drinking: sierre nevada torperdo. fucking great tasting beer

but fuck im so lonely. i feel so isolated and anlone. i jujst want to connect with someone. i am so de[ressed and upset. my life feels so empty. tomorrow will just be the same thing again. i am so depressed robots. please help me. i just want to connect with someone im so lonely......i want to cry but no tears will come ojut. i just want to be human again with someone, anyone.

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>>26285368
ah I've survived dozens of times doing that. I did end up in the hospital 1 night though because I drank too much with xanax and some nucynta, had a BA of .392

>>26285134
Right now I'm studying human sexuality for my psych degree. The class is interesting, but it's just not my day today

>>26285236
I like cherries and my mom drinks it sometimes

I'm going full normie and drinking some jack and coke tonight lads.

>>26285368
Ohh Quebec coo wee! pas si differente de bayou parler

>>26285409
are you lonely because you don't have people around you at all or because you can't connect with someone? I'm the second type of lonely
but either way you're not lonely your'e with us here

and trust me lonely is not the worst thing you can be. you could have zika virus

>>26285415
OK but there is a limit to how much you can survive. please do not do that any more

>>26285430
no worries everyone has their days. what specific aspect of psych are you most interested in

>>26285455
thsi is cute

>>26285464
normie af

>>26285474
switching to english because I can't convey over text how fucking stupid the quebecois accent is

>wee
do you mean "OUAI' fucking francophones I s2g

hey guys OP here do I eat a hashbrown? I've eaten a lot today normally I try to keep things under 1200 kcal but I am pretty sure I've had like 1500 today but I am really hungry and I only ate maybe 700 a couple days ago and walked around a lot today uphill etc ok fuck it I'm having a hashbrown

Why drink alone at night? Drink in the morning/afternoon so you can socialize with people without being afraid to interact with them.

>>26285542
Haha I honestly never know half the time. I'm pretty sure coo wee "Cooouieeeee" is just a saying, a noise really, to express excitement as I've never seen it written. But most people I learned cajun from had less than 20 teeth in their head and spoke it so bastardized that not even a true Frenchy could recognize it.

>>26285581
it's not that I'm afraid most of the time, it just makes me really irritable to socialize with people. I do drink before social events lol

>>26285622
cool cool. where are you from

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Getting a ride to work with my coworker right now little does he know i just had a couple shots and shotgunned three ch3ap beers before he got here because im a raging alcoholic. Yeah drinkings fun.

>>26285665
I love this picture

what kind of job do you have anon

>>26285659
Louisiana
ultimate supreme original commento

>>26284259
Posted in another alchy thread but I am continuing my buzz with more Jim Beam and Evan Williams. Rule of thumb is all clear liquors are poopoo though.

if I didn't have to get up at 9 tomorrow I would join you guys but it sucks that I can't

>>26285680
oh shit that reminded me of this! now I'm going to watch all of these. memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfUJjWo6eO4

>>26285688
you're all haters

>>26285710
I have to get up at 9! alcohol makes me sleep for less time and makes me feel more refreshed when I do wake up

fuck drinking op
I'm snorting 4 lines kek

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>>26285678
I work at a bakery making mostly donuts. Pretty cool job but i obviously hate the social interaction of going to work. Cant wait for five am so i can get back in bed and start drinking again.
Feel free to save that pic, this ones on the house

>>26285733
Ahh damn, I have all those floating around in my LA travel kit. I remember we'd watch them almost once a month back in Elementary school.

>>26285772
that's a very charming job! do you like donuts a lot

also please keep posting pics this is exactly my sense of humor

>>26285573
no u dumb fuck that is too many calories. just eat a granola bar or a poptart

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>>26285755
Of what? I dont know why you wouldnt drink after the lines unless youre doing opiates. Getting schwilly while on speed is great.

>>26285791
which are your favourites?
I like the circulation one, conjunction junction (obviously) and interplanet janet

>>26285803
hey dumb fuck a hashbrown is 110 calories and a pop tart is 210

>>26285755
yikes

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>>26285801
Huh i dont know if charming is the right word but thanks i guess. I used to like donuts... till i got this job...
Ill see if i have more pics you might not have seen yet.
plz b my gf. U sound qt.

I don't have any income so I can't get alcohol. If I did have money though I'd get myself some vodka and kahlua and make myself some white Russians.

>>26285542
I'm most interested in abnormal psychology. Social psychology is a close runner up. I just want to do something to help people somehow, and I've been told that I'd make a good therapist, so I'm working towards that.

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>>26285835
Conjunction Junction. The rhymes and the goofiness of it all.
>>26285880
Have another pic for your collection

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>>26285899
I already have that one nice try though

>>26285880
it's like a job that someone on a children's show would have. that was not meant to be demeaning it's just a charming job. lol I figured a donut job would make you hate donuts
you should go into work on the day you quit and be like [/spoiler] I DONUT WANT TO WORK HERE ANY MORE[/spoiler]
good pic. also
>be my gf
relationships are for sellouts

>>26285892
blech white russians are clearly superior

>>26285895
explains why you're here! do you also identify as a robot

>>26285899
YES thank god someone else knows what I'm talking about. i've seen that pic before but it's classic lol

>>26285806
I'm going to drink gasoline

>>26285956
mother fucker my hilarious joke was ruined by my ineptitude at writing a simple spoiler tag i'm literally retarded

>>26285969
don't do this please

>>26285976
Not drinking then
inhaling

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>>26285951
Saved
Original

>>26286003
yuck why would you do this to yoursel f

>>26286004
I'M CRYING WHO IS THIS OLD MAN I LOVE EVERY PIC HE'S IN

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>>26285956
Thanks for the kind words ill definitely use that line haha relationships are for sellouts true enough. Im almost done with my cigarette and then i have to start my shift, nice chatting have a drink for me!

>>26286024
It's a nice high, woman

>>26286036
oh I will! thanks for making me gag with that picture. what the fuck

have fun at work anon

>>26286061
there are lots of things that are nice highs. try not sleeping for over 24 hours straight

QUESTIONF OR EVERYONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGgajx1pGPU
how many of you would date interplanet janet

butterscotch mcgillicuddys yeeheeheehee

>>26286098
almost there
haven't slept since yesterday 5am

>>26286117
I was joking anon please be healthy! go drink a glass of water right now

>>26286107
yeeheehee indeed (what is that_

>>26286139
no pic but I'm going to guess fireball

>>26285956
A robot? I guess? Is there an actual definition for that?

>>26286130
Just drank half a 1,5L bottle, no worries about that

>>26286168
I actually don't know, but to the best of my knowledge it's someone who feels kind of isolated from everyone else. peopl eher elike using an extrinsic definition as opposed to the intrinsic one I just described. for example intrincsically I would qualify as a robot but extrinsically since I am a) a girl b) not NEET i would not be a robot. does that make sense

>>26286185
of water that's pretty impressive anon

>>26286130
it's liquid deliciousness.butterscotch booze youcan basically drink it straight but i like to have it in a little milk

>>26286220
Not really my belly was empty no problem

>>26286250
oooh that sounds like a drink for pUSSIES

>>26286259
but avg stomach capacity is like 1 litre if i remember correctly

>>26286250
Butterscotch aww yeah.

>>26286304
soo 600ml or something like that no problem
and mine is probably stretched kek

>>26284259
jokes on you its 0708 here on a saturday

stolichnaya as usual

>>26286354
ok well i am glad it is water and not gasoline or alcohol

>>26286372
stolichnaya sound sfancy af post a pic

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>>26286376
It's nothing really fancy, tastes fucking great though

It's 20e a bottle here due to stupid alcohol taxation (finland) (38%, 0.7l)

>>26286414
oh shit anon how is finaldn that sounds like a fun place to live! full of robots right

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>>26286414
Finland?
original

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>>26286162

Derp. Trying this instead of vodka. Smooth enough to drink straight is says, which I'm doing.

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>>26286448
We have a lot of NEETs due to employment issues and easy neetbux, yeah

it's not that great or special. its pretty nice if you like the seasons being completely different and ranging from -40 celcius to +40 celcius

also if you hate big cities it's really nice due to the whole country practically being a rural area

>>26286454
ebin

guys im drunk but im not supposed to be drunk bc my brother is going to kcik me out of the house soon bc of my drinking. i don't even know what to do. i want to be NEET. please give me a hug. thanks.

>>26286479
This is the first gin I tried, it is smooth enough to drink straight if you have a strong stomach.

Would not recommend drinking straight.

Would recommend mixing with grape juice or lemonade or vermouth if you can though.

>>26284259
bud light and clamato

took about 5 sips and trashed it since i'm tryin to quit drinking. like last week i went a fifth a night and i cant handle it anymore, the withdrawals and hangovers are hindering me from doing what i like.

took some codeine instead

DAB beer is a pretty decent lager without being too expensive. To that I add some wine to get the buzz going.

>>26285772
i used to work at the grocery store bakery. quit within a month because of hours being so stressful on top of my ex being so high maintenance.

feel bad because i got offered that instead of bag boy.

12-8 pm then had to wake up at about 4, shift starts at 5. it was stressful because i cant operate with no sleep

regret it to be honest, worked with a cutie, only had to deal with customers to make a happy birthdays on cake if the swedish hottie wasn't working. got hit on a lot by milfs on break

>>26286588

I can usually drink half a bottle without any stomach problems to give myself a light buzz. What I do then is "switch off" the buzz by binging on dinner and I'm almost sober within 30 minutes and completely sober in 2 hours.

Sometimes my stomach can't handle stright liquor though, might be some mild ulcers acting up at times or just a clogged liver who knows. But adding grape juice or anything sugary would mess my stomach up because I'm really sensitive to sugar.

>>26284259
I'm having some Golden Monkey, best beer I've ever had! Maybe a coke and rum (Kraken [oh so fucking good]) thanks for asking op

>>26286220
I suppose that I would go with your extrinsic definition. I mostly don't connect with people because I'm too wrapped up in my own things. People seem to like talking to me, but they back off when I don't follow up on building on interpersonal relationships.
I'm not a NEET, but that's because I don't want to fuck up my life.
Aside from the intrinsic definition, would you consider yourself a robot?

>>26286479
nice!

>>26286479
i like the font

>>26286519
nah robot because everyone is antisocial

>>26286538
sending hugs your way <3 <3 <3 drink some water and eat pretzels

>>26286599
that sounds disgusting why would anyone drink tomato juice

>>26286623
what kind of wine?

>>26286732
kraken is fucking wonderful

>>26286752
no I wouldn't i am pretty successful with regards to external factors

>>26286915
>nah robot because everyone is antisocial
oh well it's just a part of the culture

robots here are even more robot-y than the average robot around the globe

>>26286915
SomeZin red wine, I'm no Connoisseur.

>>26286915
>that sounds disgusting why would anyone drink tomato juice

i dunno man i just wanted a beer but walgreens didn't have any of the good pints and my brother was drinkin it one day so i tried it out.

>>26286947
that's fancier wine than i drink which is no wine at all

>>26286957
do you like it? grossssss

>>26286988
what no i trashed it

plus i shouldn't mix alcohol with painkillers

Are there any actual alcoholics here? People who drink massive amounts every single day?

>tfw drink rubbing alcohol sometimes because it's cheap and potent as fuck
>tfw you haven't died from it yet

>>26287018
that's true. take care anon

>>26287063
I certainly hope not :(

>>26287110
hey anon please don't do that

>>26287110
it's only dangerous if it's heavily denaturised

>>26287194
it's dangerous no matter what

I drank a bunch of bourbon earlier and I want to drink more but I know it will only make me feel shittier tomorrow. But I'll probably go hair of the dog. All I know is I'm too sober for half past midnight right now.

>>26287459
no drink some water and run around a bunch! it's too late to start drinking alcohol. i stopped a while ago

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Is there anyone who feels like calling on Skype and chatting with me?

>>26288257
femanon here.

no

>>26288257
no but tell us more about you anon

>>26288325
I'm pretty anti-social and not out of anxiety or shyness, I just have trouble keeping interest or gaining interest in people I guess. I especially dislike groups or being in a crowded setting, which is a reason for me being a lurker instead of a poster and asking if someone would like a one-on-one chat.

>>26288362
i am the same way! but why do you want a one on one chat if you generally are not interested in people?

>>26288448
It is easier and faster to get to know someone one-on-one and to see if I'd be interested in them or not. I don't have friends or people I see in real life, or "online" friends anymore. But I do like to talk to one person or two regularly.

>>26284259
i'm high as fuck and now im gonna get drunk. what should i drink robots?

>>26288553
that's fair

>>26288561
drink some water

went to the bar with a roomate, drank 2 adios motherfuckers and got bloated from it, still not fucked up enough (not even close lol), bought some russian standard on the way back home, is it time to drink it now?

>>26289607
nice! it's too late where I am but what time is it there

>>26289640
its 1am

>>26289658
that's fine then. don't drink too much htough :)

>>26289717
i can drink all i want kid

>>26285331
>>26285415
Absolutely degenerate, take note of this cautionary tale aspiring full-blown alcoholics.

I got really fucking drunk a few hours ago but I already died it down.
I try to think about all those hours and it really feels like it was just 10 minutes. Being drunk is better than dreaming.

Molson Candian Coldshots cause it's all i can afford.

Drinking too drown away the loneliness, doesn't work :(.

>>26284259
i'm fucking drunk as shit on absolute and guys i just wanted to tell you that we are ALL going to make it, All of us

>>26284745
my nigga, I drink monthly, tops - and still 3 beers and i'm good for like 3 hours and then I'm sober

what the fuck

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I'm alternating between this and pilsner. Although I'm almost out of beer.

yay i drunk enough i can pass out now. fuck my life.

OP you the same person that made a drinking thread a while back and we all started posting music?

I got some tewns for you guys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFEg3fk3CgU

How do ya'll drink so much without developing bitch tits? Or do you already have them?

>>26292228
My work makes sure I get at least two hours of exercise six days a week.

saturday afternoon here
got drunk and watched futurama yesterday with some cheap ass whiskey. finishing the bottle right now.

>>26292228
Whiskey vodka or wine doesn't give you shit fampai.

wow the thread is still alive good morning everyone

>>26289770
i'm not a CHILD

>>26290087
I agree 100%. my dreams are shitty and being awake is shitty. drunk is the only time I am happy

>>26290182
:(

>>26291912
hell yes we are anon. absolut pals woo

>>26292079
don't drink beer it's gross

>>26292113
I hope you slept well!

>>26292114
I make these every friday lol. thank you for the song!

>>26292228
I drink vodka for this reason. fewer calories

>>26292301
saturday morning here! I got no fucking sleep and I feel like shit but I have a club meeting to go to and homework and stuff to study for. fml

how are all of you doing

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>>26294532
>not liking beer

Opinion discarded.

>>26294695
I think people just pretend to like it desu

>>26294786
All I know is that I don't.

My house is completely dry right now and I can't go out to get some drink, but if I was drinking tonight it'd be several pints of lovely British ale, preferably Spitfire or Greene King

I need some motivation to drink. Im a raging alcoholic got my mixers and bottle sitting next to me but can't find the muse.

>>26284259
Drank Finlandia yesterday
Probably going to drink Zubrowka today or maybe Gin

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This + Schweppes Lemon
because i'm socially inept without drinking and i feel wierd dancing, but problem solved when i get drunk

>>26297001
of course , also i'm drinking to get laid, or kissing a girl at least